₦airaland Forum

Mr. Fortunato

FuglyGurl:
https://punchng.com/nigeria-missing-as-imf-lists-africas-fastest-growing-economies/

Nigeria's economy is shrinking, the APC leaders are sucking the life out of Nigeria to swell their foreign accounts and private business holdings worldwide

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WoAimzqwT8?si=cbhxGsp8u8n1bHSY

This guy is an armed robber

Funnily a lot of people have already fallen for his crocodile tears and lies...no wonder politicians play everyone in this country for the suckers they actually are

treesun:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/10/14/nigerias-september-crude-oil-production-lowest-ten-months

One million Bibles no be beans na

Maxymilliano:
https://punchng.com/why-i-was-absent-at-council-of-state-meeting-wike/?fbclid=Iwb21leANbUDZjbGNrA1tQNWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEe-_5BsUq9t238FB3ITN5sJQoA7v_z6z3jf4FDYQrU68dekWZ6JCS-JxX0nh4_aem_kQySkH6cLBttOoq4OufcMw

How can the commissioning of an intra-city road be more important than the council of state meeting

pocohantas:
I don't know if I am overreacting, but I have been thinking of it and I plan to stop using my afang seller for my market run. I have asked my fam and they said I am right.

Last year she asked me for a loan, paid back the first two times and didn't pay back the third time __ 30k. She didn't even mention it at all. She just carried on, you will think it never happened and to tell you she knows what she did, she never asked for another loan till date.

Subsequently she has tried to talk down on anyone who wants to come into my life to help me. She did it with MM, with my friend and my HA. She is getting possessive.



What spooked me into my decision to cut her services off was the incident of last week __ I feel irritated by her husband's message asking me for a loan.

A little over a month ago, her child was sick and she told me. I visited and gave money for drugs. Last 2wks it was school books and uniform. Last week was rent.

Is it right?

I am sure she didn't ask me because she knows how much I have parted with. She must have told her husband this, but he insisted on getting my number to message me. Why did he do that? Doesn't he have his circle of friends and market association? Why his wife's customer? He should have sourced it within his circle. If at all he gets it from anyone affiliated to his wife, it should be through her. He even said he wanted to come to my house, but he doesn't know where. Come to my house for what?

His action is akin to a lady asking her friend's husband for money without telling the friend.



I am sure I am not overreacting.
This relationship is not going well, please.

Please be very careful with these people, they are not beyond kidnapping or otherwise hurting people if they feel entitled to their resources and they aren't getting what they believe is their due

I couldn't post this in diary section because of the restrictions but I just had to find a way to pass the message across

attackgat:
The video below is chilling. The viral video shows the moment hundreds of armed bandits, on motorcycles, arrived Kakumi, Bakori LGA , Katsina State, yesterday for peace talks with government. The kind of sophisticated weapons these guys are carrying is shocking. It is said that the bandits agreed to a peace deal to stop attacking five local governments in Katsina as long as certain conditions were met


https://www.facebook.com/reel/830736802846877/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v


https://leadership.ng/pictorial-bandits-agree-to-stop-attacks-in-5-katsina-lgas/

Animals

The Corruptor of Judges has spoken

Islie:
https://leadership.ng/wale-edun-in-good-spirits-recovering-well-presidency/

Like anyone cares






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Nazgul:
To be honest, I still find it difficult to understand Tinubu’s reason for pardoning that woman. It’s not as if she’s a public figure with a large following whose support could somehow influence the 2027 elections. So what exactly motivated that decision?

In most countries, when the death penalty is lifted, it’s usually replaced with life imprisonment or a long-term sentence. That approach ensures the person still pays for their crime while offering a chance at repentance. But to grant a full pardon, wiping the slate clean, feels deeply unfair, especially to the family of the man who was murdered.

I feel that this decision doesn’t send a message of justice or reform. Instead, it feels like a disregard for the pain of the victim’s loved ones and the rule of law itself. Mercy is noble, yes, but it must be balanced with accountability. In this case, it’s hard not to see the pardon as a step in the wrong direction.

Her mother was a very big shot within the PDP

The pardon is most likely predicated on her support in terms of the next election. These guys from Lagos never do anything unless they benefit directly from it

LZAA:
The effects of the stroke must have subsided before the flight which would be in a low altitude aircraft.
Wishing him speedy recovery 👍

Stroke requires immediate medical attention and by the time they get him to London (after a six-hour flight) the damage is already permanently registered in his brain

These are the same people who refuse to equip local hospitals, preferring instead to pilfer the allocated funds and use it to buy mansions in Florida and other places

Yet stroke reduces them to the same level as Baba Fausat the illiterate vulcanizer at Ipodo Bus-stop lol

DoctorStanley:
How do you know?

Been there and back

Dogalmighty17:
Wahala. Corper buys a Benz that costs more than the entire monthly subvention NYSC secretariats across 6 states receive in a month.
Clitocurrency sure pays a lot. I was one of the few who knew from the beginning where all of this was headed.

The format they use now is create controversy, go viral and brain dead Nigerian men will start coming for them. Giving them money and buying things for them they never can afford on their own.

If she was wealthy enough to purchase this car, NYSC staff wouldn't have seen her to embarrass in the first place. Nigerian men, Una do dis one. Our mumu never do?

Pussy is the most important commodity on earth

Outthemudbyvoke:
In death you know and feel nothing compared to all the inhumane treatment and low standard of living that is associated with poverty

Death isn't better than poverty because you don't stay dead, you get recycled as fast as possible

So you just have to keep hoping that the next life is not holding poverty that's worse than what you're already running away from

Brahamimo:
https://www.facebook.com/100068376034740/posts/pfbid02GNFj3dN1PDnTu3wXMyUEZnD9Q94KGmp3ebncjrnoQS6argPXiaHsKXJsFffT5qKhl/?app=fbl

Yet they fall down and worship Fr. Hyacinth Alia who is stealing billions

Nigerians lack empathy, they lack compassion and they so much deserve their chains

CrownedPhoenix:
This is a very sad development. Very flimpsy reasons.

She has spent only 5yrs. Clemency would have been perhaps life imprisonment.

Is this country now saying that it is okay to kill your husband in Nigeria, you will be pardoned?

The lawyer lady who killed her hubby in Ibadan was also pardoned by Ajimobi

Once you're rich in Nigeria you can get away with literally any kind of crime no matter how heinous

arantess:
People will eat first before they enter that library.
It is a sound mind that will remember where library is.
Let us tell ourselves truth oo

You don't understand these people...it's precisely why they make sure to embark on such projects, nobody is supposed to benefit

Mercy1978:
BREAKING: Police Parade Killers of Arise News Anchor Somtochukwu, Name Shooter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkSwxRBjvJw



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2025/10/police-parade-12-arrested-over-death-of-arise-news-anchor-security-guard/amp/

None of those guys killed her

Nigeria can't possibly start to get better until we start changing our relationship to facts and to truth...we are too mendacious

Kobojunkie:
These una stories no dey add up. Please provide a link to the direct source of the story and not silly gossip. 🥱🥱🥱

It's a fake story created just to scare up social media traffic and engagement

Obavoh:
The Rules and Regulations in this house is too much.

1. We must call the Landlord and Landlady Daddy&Mummy.

2. Wake up by 5.30AM for Compound Devotion.

3. Each room will take turn to sweep compound and wash toilet/bathroom. You must clean and sweep morning, afternoon and evening.

4. We must not fry palm oil inside kitchen because Daddy Landlord’s wife has asthma. Even if mummy Landlady is not in the compound, don’t fry palm oil !

5. We are not allowed to cook with gas, only kerosene or charcoal.

6. Daddy Landlord will use his special padlock to lock the gate by 9.00PM. God help you if you’re not inside the house by that time, you will knock and Landlord family will not open. No Tenant has spare key.

7. I am sharing the room with my wife and 7 children. I cannot be romantic to my wife in the room so my wife and I started bathing together early in the morning.
Daddy Landlord called compound meeting to harass my wife and I because of this.

8. No playing of worldly music in the compound. No loud sound at all. Your television set volume should be very low. My children cannot laugh or play in the compound.

My biggest regret is that I paid 1½ Year rent because I was desperate to rent a house for my family and no Landlord wanted to accommodate a family of 9. We still have 8 months until the rent expires.

I am currently working in another town but my wife is always complaining about Daddy&Mummy Landlord. My children are not happy in that house. If not for bandits, I would have moved them back to the village.

Do you have twins among your squad of seven? Also have you by any chance heard about condoms, or family-planning?

Bwanasaraw:
Congratulations to him. More wins.

The United States is God's own country and center of opportunity for all.

Iran, Russia and China will never give blacks such opportunity due to their conservative policies but yet some talk bad of the USA while praising China, Iran & Russia.

China and Russia don't even view a Negro as an actual, complete human being

Karlovich:
Funsho Williams comes to mind, Iragbijiesque killings have been happening in Lagos and it's too bad.

This dude is a dead ringer for Funsho Williams, and curiously he was murdered a hundred years before Williams in 2006

adenigga:
Islamic cleric Sheikh Ahmad Gumi has urged Palestinians in Gaza to rebuild their homes with stronger defenses following the recent ceasefire.


In a Facebook post on Saturday, Gumi described the people of Gaza as victors in the conflict, despite the destruction caused by the war.

He said the ceasefire marked a form of divine intervention, adding that “God has many ways of giving victory.”


Gumi also criticised US President Donald Trump, accusing him of fuelling the conflict in pursuit of global recognition.

“As for the Gazans, insha’Allah, you’ll recover in two years. You have won the war. No territory lost, no kh___s obliterated. This time, they should build bunkers that resist even a nuclear detonation, even though no one can use a nuclear device in the whole Middle East,” he said.

The cleric’s remarks come as Palestinians return to Gaza to find their homes and possessions destroyed following the announcement of a ceasefire.


Source: https://dailypost.ng/2025/10/11/gaza-you-won-build-bunkers-to-resist-nuclear-detonation-sheikh-gumi-to-palestinians

He won't stop talking recklessly yet he always acts surprised whenever the Saudis run him out of town

Brendaniel:
So Tinubu does not care about the north he got his major votes from?

He got no major votes anywhere, he was simply announced as winner

Brendaniel:
Shehu Sani is indirectly telling us that Buhari was smarter than Tinubu in governance, because Buhari rejected IMF's advise while Tinubu followed their advise, now Tinubu supporters want us to believe that Tinubu is better than Peter Obi, the question to them: is Buhari better than Peter Obi?

Buhari knew that the entire north would be the worst affected out of all six of Nigeria's geopolitical zones, that's why

He wasn't any brighter and he never planned to do better by Nigeria, it was just his tribalistic orientation at work

nedekid:
Another easily distracted soul.
Focus on the message and not the messanger.

You get soul before??

For your info you're a non player character in this game, a NPC

I don't know why they complain about the Eze Ndigbos if they have been sucking these guys all along...

TouchNfollow:
Source:
https://punchng.com/just-in-alake-triples-security-after-death-threats-over-mining-reforms/#google_vignette

Alake of Ebaland

ogododo:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/10/10/shehu-sani-labels-world-bank-imf-witches-and-wizards-behind-nigerias-economic-hardship

Sani is a just a hungry jackal...what does he do for money again, what's his profession, professional activist? Someone like Sowore at least pretends to be a journalist

What does Shehu Sani do for a living