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Health / Re: Chinese Doctor Ling Zhipei Performs Remote Brain Surgery On Patient 3,000km Away by IbrahimDamola: 7:15pm On Mar 18, 2019
handsomeyinka:
Can we perform one for buhari...All we need is a 1g network and a palito radio.

Oh my God. You just reminded me of my first Palito radio. Bwahahaha!!

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Politics / Re: How To Make 1 Million Naira Monthly In Nigerian Politics by IbrahimDamola: 7:11pm On Mar 18, 2019
BookEditor:
Politics should be able to put good money into your packet. Write a book and publish it.

Oga bookeditor, I'm looking for a ghostwriter to write me a very controversial book on politics. How much will you charge?
Politics / Re: Forget Certificate Of Return - INEC Tells Okorocha by IbrahimDamola: 1:57pm On Mar 18, 2019
Where is Okoroawusa and abagworo my efulefu friends, dem don pick race since Rochas lose senate and him pikin-in-law lose governorship.

Indi ara! grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Challenges Boko Haram Terrorists To Come And Fight (Pix) by IbrahimDamola: 1:54pm On Mar 18, 2019
Nbote:
And wen dey'll come out now, U ppl will run and blame obsolete weapons

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Politics / Re: Sen. Godswill Apkabio In Mosque "RIGHT OR WRONG" by IbrahimDamola: 1:02pm On Mar 18, 2019
slimfit1:
That man will do anything to keep his Akwa Ibom's commonwealth to himself.

Including killing his mother and I mean it.

That's Why we call him Akpabiorudeen. grin

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Politics / Re: Only 10 Parties Will Survive Deregistration By INEC – Femi Falana by IbrahimDamola: 11:50am On Mar 18, 2019
kingthreatz:
APC, PDP, APGA, SDP, Labour Party and Accord.

These parties have lived up to expectation for the past 2 elections. Thats okay.

Add YPP.
Crime / Re: UK Border Agency Burst Nigerian Man With Multiple Passports, Forgets His Name by IbrahimDamola: 11:23am On Mar 18, 2019
The guy resemble my ewedu-chopping Yoruba. cheesy

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Politics / Re: These 3 Candidate Stand A Good Chance For 2023 Election. by IbrahimDamola: 8:00pm On Mar 17, 2019
Onijagidijagan:

Yoruba, North and South South will merge against the east in 2023

South South peeps are tired of loosing with you people

My dear Yoruba Muslim brother, the more we pray for SS to hate SE, the more SS even hate we Yoruba.

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Politics / Re: These 3 Candidate Stand A Good Chance For 2023 Election. by IbrahimDamola: 7:58pm On Mar 17, 2019
As a Yoruba Muslim, let's not deceive ourselves, there cannot be a Yoruba presidency before an Igbo presidency. Since we Yoruba do not believe in equity, we will fail if APC presents a Yoruba candidate against the SE/SS, North in 2023.

If it must come to the south, it must go to the SE which had not produced a president. The SW has produced a president for 8 years, the SS too. Na SE remain. Asking for Yoruba presidency means being greedy, and God may punish us for that. Shikena!

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Withdrew N17billion From Banks In 3 Days - Imo PDP Alleges by IbrahimDamola: 5:15pm On Mar 17, 2019
SamuelAnyawu:
grin grin


Ihedioha we no need excuses oh grin grin grin

No Governor dey Leave Shishi for Incoming wey him no support

Okorocha cannot save 17billion na. How much is our allocation and 13% self grin grin


Sycophancy wan turn this hungry man to mad man. grin

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Politics / Re: US Report: Massive, Pervasive Corruption At All Levels Of Govt by IbrahimDamola: 5:11pm On Mar 17, 2019
The US should stop disturbing themselves, the country is swarmed and overpopulated with illiterate zombies and idiots. It can never get better. My own job is profit from their illiteracy and zombiesm till I become a billionaire. Making lemonade with lime is my expertise.

Useless and hopeless country.
Politics / Re: Igbos Are Qualified To Replace Saraki As Senate President - Sen Ngige by IbrahimDamola: 5:08pm On Mar 17, 2019
Mccullum:


You're one of the problem of the Igbos in Nigeria, instead of you seeking support for one of you to be SP you are bussy abusing Yorubas that already has VP.

Try to change your way of fighting for your tribe.

So because he wants his Igbo people in better positions, he should allow we yorubas to keep insulting the Igbos nation?

Are you better than the Americans, Italians, Polish and other western countries who keep electing Igbos to represent them as politicians in the western world?

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu: I once lost a job because my accent was too Nigerian by IbrahimDamola: 7:33am On Mar 17, 2019
sonature1:


U forgot to add that they always pronounce words that start with CH as SH..Eg, Church is pronounced Shurch grin

In Ibadan, we pronounce 'champion' as 'Sampion'. 'Sh' and 'ch' no dey for our dictionary. grin

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Sports / Re: The Toughest Players Ever In The English Premier League History by IbrahimDamola: 7:26am On Mar 17, 2019
How about Stephen hunt of reading, the guy who ensured Peter cech wore a helmet for the rest of playing career?
Crime / Re: Ruona Meyer: Olufunke Phillips Is A Cocaine Trafficker Evading Trial by IbrahimDamola: 11:01pm On Mar 15, 2019
She was working for Jagaban and Sanwo-olu the drug addicts. Why is anyone surprised?
Celebrities / Re: Paul Emema Is Dead by IbrahimDamola: 10:38pm On Mar 15, 2019
Behind the clouds, nostalgic opera.

Indomie generation no go know. grin

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Crime / Re: Policemen Arrested At A Bank While Waiting To Extort Men Of N1 Million. Photos by IbrahimDamola: 10:31pm On Mar 15, 2019
doctokwus:

You are very conversant with them.
Each would have been listing what he would do with his own at least 150k:give concubine 50k she has disturbing him for sometime,50k for Ashawo joints for 2-3nights,pay landlord part of the house rent or settle that NEPA bill he has refused to pay for sometime,20k for miscellaneous.

Na as the money come, na so e dey go. Na why dem dey die useless deaths, leaving their children and wives to grow and become hooligans and prostitutes in police barracks.

Hopeless beings!

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Crime / Re: Policemen Arrested At A Bank While Waiting To Extort Men Of N1 Million. Photos by IbrahimDamola: 10:15pm On Mar 15, 2019
Good one... The Police bastards just extorted 150K from a friend today in Enugu. I've told him to send me their female collaborator's account which they use for their extortion racket.

I'll post it here when he sends the first bank account of their collaborator who happens to be a female. I'm going to make sure I destroy the online reputation of that account name and phone number.

Bloody thieves...dem no go die better.

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Properties / Re: Many Trapped As 3 Storey Building Collapses In Ibadan (Photos) by IbrahimDamola: 9:34pm On Mar 15, 2019
What is going on in the SW with crumbling building sef?

We Yorubas need to cut our coat according to our size and build bungalows jejely instead if competing with Ibos to build 5 deckings and skycrappers with limited resources.

Look at Onitsha, finding a bungalow in Onitsha is more difficult than finding a virgin in a chalet, yet you'll never hear of storey buildings collapsing in Onitsha or Aba.

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Politics / Re: APC Governorship Aspirant Calls For Zoning Of Senate President To S/east by IbrahimDamola: 8:40pm On Mar 15, 2019
haffaze777:


Mr Friday Nwosu is on his own,the Noble Igbos i know who have anything to do with terrorist gworo chewing burukutu sipping illiterate sudanese pretending to be buhari

Hafeez alaosaodura my dear Yoruba Muslim brother, they have a right to demand as long as they remain part of Nigeria. Your oshogbo opinion not withstanding.
Politics / Re: Governorship Election: Our Victory Will Be Sweet – Wike by IbrahimDamola: 6:41pm On Mar 15, 2019
naijaguy1234:
[s]APC is coming for Rivers, the people have rejected Wike and his kill kill party. 70 percent of PDP fundings comes from rivers state, take rivers away and no more PDP.[/s]


*In fela's voice*
Oga you dey makey noise.

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Politics / Re: APC Governorship Aspirant Calls For Zoning Of Senate President To S/east by IbrahimDamola: 6:36pm On Mar 15, 2019
They have a right to demand. Since na one Nigeria we dey.
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Completes His NYSC, Shows Off Discharge Certificate. Photo by IbrahimDamola: 5:57pm On Mar 15, 2019
Yusuf Buhari the broken-headed son of a dullard. grin
Politics / Re: See Dilapidated Primary Sch In Buhari's Home Town Where He Voted by IbrahimDamola: 9:18pm On Mar 13, 2019
Tufiakwa lifelessness!
Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Won Imo Governorship Election - Okorocha Insists by IbrahimDamola: 9:14pm On Mar 13, 2019
senatordave1:

Your statement is actually dead on arrival.the constitution said when the person leading doesn't meet the two third spread,there must be a fresh election irrespective of whether the other candidates met the requirement or not.hatred is a bad thing

Abooki why not concentrate on your desert state in the north?

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Politics / Re: Umahi Set To Defect To APC Before May 29 – Sen Ogbuoji by IbrahimDamola: 9:03pm On Mar 13, 2019
Osagyefo98:
[s]This abakiliki non igbo trying to make himself relevant.......

Please can FG comfortably carve ebonyi to north let's have peace.....in east. For once.

These guys are constituting a lot of nuisance in east and above all they are fulanis not igbo.[/s]...


Osagie Biodun my dear yoromuslim brother. Pray more to Allahu to divide SE. He will hear one day. grin

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Politics / Re: Umahi Set To Defect To APC Before May 29 – Sen Ogbuoji by IbrahimDamola: 9:01pm On Mar 13, 2019
He is about to become another political accident just like Rochas and Akpabio. grin

Playing Ebonyi Vs Other Igbos won't work this time. Imagine will become useless if he defects. Nothing can save him. grin

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Politics / Re: Enough Of Southern Unity Begging by IbrahimDamola: 6:45pm On Mar 13, 2019
The truth is Yoruba presidency is like a camel passing through a needle. It's a very long shot as we yorubas know this. The only way to remedy the crack in the south is for we Yoruba to campaign vigorously for an Igbo presidency and DELIVER. Just the way the East delivered Yoruba presidency in 1999 and 2003.

Truth is bitter.

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo, Wife And Children In Lovely Family Photo by IbrahimDamola: 6:35pm On Mar 13, 2019
kurupt007:
My mentor once told me "to attract success, study and emulate the sucessful". This man is nothing but an epitome of what should be emulated. I know many will come after him now, calling him names they should be calling their Presidiot. My respect for this man grew when I was told he has investments in almost all cryptocurrencies.

He invests in all cryptocurrencies? is that a safe thing to do?

Why not save your money dollar, pounds, Euros and not volatile e-currencies that could go up in flames tommorow. My experience with TheBillion coin (TBC) last year still leaves a bitter taste.

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