A friend of mine is from Anambra and he register to jamb with Anambra but in post utme reg he mistakenly chose Lagos.... What can he do. Please reply asap

CaptainKodak:



Don't do that to these people,am very sure d cut off mark ll be higher than last years',so u shld encourage 'em to get as higher marks as possible

Don't be very sure,what will be will surely be. I'm discouraging no one. I know what I typed.

Please beware of those telling you they can help..Scam alert.

Yesterday's questions were same with that of last year.Do not be panic if your score is below 50 I believe 40 should be the line. I was there yesterday and I heard what my level adviser said. Wish you all the best....
Ibrahym 300l Agric student.
08066001312

Dygeasy: You On Whatsapp?

yap

Dygeasy: You On Whatsapp?

Yap...however

Dygeasy: When Will You Be Free Tomorrow?

call me

immortal07: Were exactly at oke odo..is it beside bekadims or d oda side

the street opposite bekadims

I need a roommate. I v secured accommodation at oke odor 50k selfcon We pay half half 25k I will prefer a fresher.. Make it quick and let's hook up in school tomorrow.. 08066001312

My acceptance fee is not going Please what is the way out ooo...?. Safe a soul.Any agriculture BCs edu. student via DE should Please hala me 08066001312

I need a room mate... Self contain 120thousand 60:60 cool headed guy with gud habits.. Hurry Please

Alhamdulilah Unilorin here I come.....At last.

Abass toheeb: Wat dos dat PC TABLET MEAN AND IT FUNCTION.

Pc mean personal computer,tablet is used to depict the small size of the pc.... It functions depends on the operating system on it(os)if the os is windows then it will work xactly like a mini laptop but if it has android os then it will work like .....You will have to operate it in order to know.Mostly it allow the use of pen which can be calibrated this feature enables you to write down note on the pc using pen . The speed of the pc depends on the size of processor which ranges from 512mhz to 2ghz together with the size of it ram(random access memory mostly at 512 for tablets.Another determinant is the size of the hard drive sometimes known as local disc. which ranges from 64gb to 120gb for tablets.
Repair and maintain your laptop at
Oballium infotech
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Angelmay: ok...there is one for guys....do u knw Bukateria? Besides Bukateria is d school's local market...d hostel is directly behind d market...it is called:...coperative. U could check it out tomorrow...maybe there are still rooms.

Ah ah I salute oooooooo

drhammed: SOURCE

hell of a liar.....ASUU and fg of ur street@tajudeen

Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman......A MUST READ!
1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men
can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they
stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the
phone or cook.
2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find
solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they
can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl
has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.
3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process.
They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a
map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by
women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand
the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a
paper.
4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain.
He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance,
immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car)
direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where
woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed.
Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then
concentrates only on driving.
5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.
Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body
language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain
does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.
6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the
problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then
finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at
the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain
can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that.
After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She
does not worry about the problems being solved or not.
7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But
Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...
8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not
concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they
can not concentrate on the relations.
9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct
language.
10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.

Babalola1990: #nods head#.. Hope this piece work out for my catch too..

Sure my man

Endless Love
Of all the fame of man..
Of all poetry there's love
Great love of Elysium..
Here, our love begin today believe..it will not die
In the country yard high
It becomes
Our love...I tear
My love for you will never die
My love for you will always be high
You will be buried in benue
I shall be buried in niger
On a faithful day a rain will fall in our country yard
Shaking the soil of our land.
Waking the bones of our forefathers
Reuniting the powder of our carcass
Through river benue and river niger at the confluence of lokoja
Here our love begins again
I love you angel but only death see us apart.
When I summon your name..respond
..
Herlimarheat..angel of my time!
Queen of my time!
Only you I love.
Ibrahym Oba

Tajudeen40: what is the use of ipad ?

See Wikipedia via Google....,

olu98: Guys pls does anybody know wen d 2nd batch list will b out Guys pls does anybody know wen d 2nd batch list will b out

28th of Sep.No abuse No comments pls

joscotea:
Seemz north central states; benue, plateau, niger, zamfara, kwara, kogi

Zamfara?¿ kai you're super wrong

Let unilorin be realistic..... What is the fate of the 2nd choice aspirants.Chai it hot, seeking God intervention. I'm a d.e aspirant with pj score of 58% Nce certificate of Agricultural science -distinction (A)
Education -credit (B)
Teaching practice -credit (B)
with an aggregate point of 14 out of 16
kai.... may be I should go learn one work....Oh Allah am very grateful to You for giving me life to know have not been admitted.... Please do it for me in the coming list.

Pls is there any 2nd choice aspirant that has bin admitted? ..pls reply asap

Who has not eaten among you guys?Don't tell me you have forgotten about the great faculty. Let someone tell me about the great faculty of agriculture.......

Choose one as the best inventor from option a-j
A.The man who invented (gun)the revolver -Samuel Colt Mistolad
B.The man who invented the bomb -Alhasan
C.The man who invented fighter jet-Crowther
D.The man who invented condom -Seyi kp
E.The man who invented missile -Acecube
F.The man who invented acid- Koonbey
G.The man who invented poison -Samuel
H.The man who invented curses-Flaive
I.The man who invented lies -Emuyi
J.The man who invented from a reliable source -Omoush

flaive:
for ur mind u never old

Old man how far? The great Octogenarian

The long awaited University of Ilorin Admission list for 2013/2014 academic session has just been released,aspirants can now log on to the university official website www.unilorin.edu.ng to check their admission status.Those admitted are advice to confirm their admission before a deadline of 3 days as from 14th September 2013.REPORTING from the cartoon network..STAY TUNED......

SEYI_KP: You want to start your own today, all this attention seeker sha.

Lol....I typed to someone from my doctrine... I'm not a pagan and I seek no attention of any fool...Please don't. Bleep with me, I love to pacify than making arrogancy.. How are you today my man Seyi Kp ?

Samboot: hmmmm.. Can't U jux kip watch'n instead of posting?? Mtcheeeeew... Good mor'n to my guys jor@ erinamako, kaferguso and others! Wish'n ya'll a blissful day

OK my guy......Thanks

heekmat: Τ̅☺ everyman,we've been given two choices...LIFE nd DEATH,but our heavenly father also adviced us 2 choose LIFE... Admission into Unilorin iz urs,ya'll,if u choose life,ure on d right path...nd vice versa.

Ameen Hikmat but sometimes I think the word Master should be use instead of Father.Salam alaik

Profzuby: Has anybody been offered admisn from school admisn status checking portal? I need an urgent rply to comfirm a rumour pls asap.

Nobody is admitted yet..Cool your temper.

I av just came bak 4rm d V.C's ofice and I see no reason Alhasan
wrote him a leta cos he was busy readin it while I walkd into his
ofice and I pointed my AK87 gun at his forehead,he shouted 'pls
let me live' wit tears of sorrow rolin down his cheek...I said to him
'I'm nt Boko' he replied 'yes sir,I know cos its bin written on ur
shirt the 2013/2014 Unilorin aspirants' and I told him wit mercy that I
shal let him live witout pulin my triger bt listen sir,u r 2 release d
list befor 13th of this month,he replied 'it wil surely b out b4
den thou I am currently enjoying this thread cos its full of lie that's what make me halt the release of the list'. I asked 'how many namez do u have on d list? He said 'abt
8,000
sir and we ar makin arrangement on hw to employ d deprived
ones.
My last request sir! 'if d list is nt out b4 13th what should I do? He
replid 'u can take my broda Mystokad'
I was angry and I replid Mystolad is my broda I wil nt take him bt I
shal take Omoush ur son.And I walked out....