₦airaland Forum

And this touchy indian movie *in tears*)
Pls, read to the end:
朣楢琴执㝧执瑩浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执㝧执獧
浻牡楧敬
瀰絸朣杢㑳执獧扻捡杫潲湵潣潬㩲昣
昸昸㬸慢正牧
畯摮椭慭敧敷止瑩札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬
晥⁴潴敬
潴牦浯㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫潲湵浩条
㩥眭扥楫楬牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散
散戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥洭 猠汯摩⌠㙣㙣㙣
搻獩汰祡戺潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲
㭸漭戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤
慲楤獵㈺硰戻牯敤
慲楤獵㈺硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正瀻
獯瑩潩㩮敲慬楴
敶执獧搴筮楤灳慬㩹湩楬敮戭潬正漻
敶晲潬
Am Already Crying . Especially
Dat Part When She Said: 汦睯攺
Very touching! Are you crying too?

The Fault in our stars.. You'll cry like mad!!!

R.I.P gonners, who dash dem gunners??

R.I.P gonners!!

Hehehehe

Oya oYa.. Blue Army let's thwipe 'em gonners hehehe

ochon:
I dey tells you. I no go worry as my team don win. E go shock people when Man Utd go carry league.

If Man u carry this league,I go naked for bathroom

gwkid:
wt course?

Geography n regional planning, their cutoff is 42 I think in social sciences

gwkid:
No admiss tho!!secnd batch anytme 4rm naw

His chances for 2nd list?

Garden eggs and groundnut paste.. You will reach heavens gates and come back alive I swear down!

LegendarySage:
I was called didi. This topic makes sense, mynd44, Obinoscopy, pasqal09 fp please.

Tsunade??

Trust me, I'm not high

Scyllapatron: once upon a time, there was a newly built 3-storey building in Onitsha, Anambra state, every night a teenage-voice would be shouting "buy banana, buy banana"
the tenants would come out to see who is selling banana at that time of the night but they would see no one. when they retire to their flats the voice will start shouting again "buy banana buy banana"
at the end of the month all the tenants moved out of the building, it was later rumored that the landlord used a teen banana seller for money rituals.
Source - Rumor

Okay,this is t'he creepiest piece i've seen in t'he last 30secs

He scored 181 in Jamb and 50 in pume.. Aggregate 47.625,help him check 1st list 46253237FA and when will the 2nd batch be released?? An indigene thO' i need to knw what his chances are

klem93: Kunle Afolayan's son

This lil dude is high.. Trust me,I knw what I'm seeing

toureman: Really!!! Dis is preprostrous. Where will they get Zmapp now?

Its spelled preposterous

toureman: Really!!! Dis is preprostrous. Where will they get Zmapp now?

Its spelled preposterous

Is anything positively different?? Anyway which way HBD Jona abii 9ja

panachuku: dem no fit bring nicki minaj or iggy azalae. na dis expired forgotten singer and dat G ay as ja rule dem go bring. i wud nt pay to watch dem perform

Its Iggy Azalea.. Don't spoil bae's name for me abeg

FOOLFINDER: He still has the blonde hair, look by the right side of the poster you will notice it.

Some people just have natural sharp eyes,I had to scroll up to re-check it

Civory: I prefer Okay Bakasi

Okey Bakasi is the worst comedian among the above listed comedians.. The guy is drrrryyyyy ehn

Iggy's nowhere near Nicky.. Nicki's on anoda level,don't get me wrong I love Iggy too

Lol

trishguy: am sure they are jobless cus how can pple who work in an office and get back around 5pm go out to stand in a line for hours just to get an overated thing with apple logo the only diff btwin dis and the iphone 5 is the screen nfc and design

Jobless and have the money to pay for the iphone 6

trishguy: am sure they are jobless cus how can pple who work in an office and get back around 5pm go out to stand in a line for hours just to get an overated thing with apple logo the only diff btwin dis and the iphone 5 is the screen nfc and design

Jobless and have the money to pay for the iphone 6

Blockus: Drex.. Meaning 'shift' or 'get away'.

Example::

Mr. A: Drex go far.. (meaning 'Move far away from me')

Wither or Wida.. Meaning: 'How are you' or 'Whats Happening' or 'Whats up' depending on usage

Example:

Mr A.: Guy Wida na? (Meaning: My Guy how are you).

Mr. B.: I dey o! How far?!

Or

Mr A.: Guy, wida that bar wey i broke you na? (Meaning: Guy, whats up with that money i loaned you?)


If I hear: - Meaning (Sarcarsm)

Example:

Mr. A: Guy you hear say Chuks don buy range Rover?

Mr. B: If I hear?

Wida is mostly used by cultists.. Do not use it PH,warri or benin.. They'll identify u as a cultist

Dygeasy: Nwanne, bia. Are you speaking English or Mathematics?

This new devpt I s stupid! It'll affect all ov the kids naa.. When will they close for the Christmas holz?? Or will they continue 2,d term in January??