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presido1:
where are u from then?
inshort
ASL

lmao
dats how u get to know
a yahoo messenger chat master


anyway

23/f/Man-u
i am 5ft 8
almost big boobs
slim waist, flat tummy and almost big ass

wetin u want again?

asha 80:
I am available.Fine boy like me no pimple.

prove it
no be only fine i go chop sha o!!

@presido

i am not igbo

@tgirl

d least u cud have done was to pretend dat u liked d song
haba!!!

even though i did not listen to it
it was a nice tin, 4 him/her to do

toshmann:
my dear, i found myself in ohio. it's not a very lovely state. too much cold white dudes in this neighbourhood. i can't live here more than 1 yr

stop searching, this is ur last bus stop

prince toshmann . . .all u need

oya where is presido
come and give me his biodata

gabrywyl:
@ Topic,
Nope. . . Cannot choose ohhhh. . . . Still personality comes into place

with money
u can easily boost ur personality

check out shade okoya


na fine i won chop
all i need to beg God, is for my children to look like me
chikena

@op

how old are u?

oya presido recommend husband from here for me
i dey find Igboman
I dated one once and God it was heaven
d only people dat come my way are Yoruba Yoruba people
no offence to dem dey are also very nice people
but i just love me, my Igbo men,

Am in a kindaa fix rite now
my best friend  just flew in from Nigeria with her fiancee to shop for her upcoming wedding,
and guess what d guy happens to be a very close family friend, he has told me so much about this his babe
but i never wlda guessed in a thousand years that he was dating my friend
because we talk mostly on phone

Well d jist now is that my friend had a child when she was very young
and she did not even tell d guy about it
she plans to keep it a secret forever
but i think that is going to be a very wicked tin to do
i have begged her to tell him but she refuses
i even threatened to tell him myself
and she said if i shld try it
she's going to fight me with everytin shes got
another tin is that dey just met like barely 8months ago
and this guy is already madly in love with her
this guy is such a nice guy and i do not think that he deserves such,

my people i really value our friendship
but at d saame time this guy too is close to me and my family


i really do not know what to do
i rjust feel like am in d middle of a Nigerian movie scene
i even wanted to send like a anonymous person to tell d guy
but i would forever feel guilty if i shld break this wonderful union,


What do u advice
because i still kindaa believe in d saying
that a broken relationship is better dan a broken marriage

hmmm
wats d joy in being last,

hmmmmmm

electra

if she was a guy
yes

aiite presido
thanx 4 d advice

abeg wat are u guys talkin abt o
just seein ma name everywhere but dont understand a tin

wats happenin here


sauron n crackles

luvin ur flow

@op

have u ever asked him 4 stuffs,
and did he refuse uu?
if yes did he give reasons?
even the bible says ask and it shall be given unto you!

but i really do not know why some guys would have to wait for their babes to ask for stuffs first
personally i wldnt even stay for that long in a relationship where i am d only one giving out.

i tot d more, d merrier. n derez lv in sharin too, u dnt think so?

i dont think so
when u ve got me
wat else are u gonnna be looking for
i dont like to share
am more dan enuf 4 u

and what wld d rite question be

hmmm
arm sure i cud be of help
watabout u

find a way of gettin out

u sure u want me to bring it on
wldnt want to run u down
i do not only bite
i chew raw meat

are u sure u can handle it
cos i cud be a little too hard 4 u

yesss

hippieee

hardcore

toshmann:


hmmmn, icecold


helllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
u remind me of my twin sister. she use to call me iceberg, while i called her north pole


kedu?

cool u are a twin
i am allso a twin
but i lost her

who said u are?

annekix:
Man shortage my foot!!!

  The problem is very clear,
ladies don't really know what they want. They say they want  one thing but they really want the other, have you noticed the trend when ladies say,

"aww i want a nice , God fearing, responsible, sensitive and romantic and caring guy who will love me and take care of me and spend time and money on me."

but that same lady ends up with a total opposite, and even though the guy treats her badly the girl will still find some dumb reason to defend him.

         i'm sure one of you have friends like this,


Eventually when you finally get one of the following guys you dump them

    1-The responsible , God fearing sensitive guy    
Why? :-  you say the relationship is going stale, he hardly touches me, he never takes me out, doesn't allow me to go to clubs

    2-The romantic, caring spend money and time with me guy  
Why:- you say the relationship is getting boring, never gives me space, calls me too much

    3-The spend money and time with me guy _{here there seems to be a clause here because 90% of naija girls want this guy but eventually dump him for guy no 1 or 2. anyway.}
 

then you have the nerve to say there is a man shortage!

make these nairaland babes no vex me o! when plenty betta guys dey nairaland !!!


<sub>anneki_x sees a crowd of angry amazon like women on thread moving in an attack formation towards him ,
anneki_x slowly walks backwards step by step towards the door and jumps on the next available okada, Get me out of here!!!!!!
anneki_x looks back and yells in triumph you thot you got me eh ?!!   ;DHa ha haaa haa , see their heads, ha ha man shortage ko man shortage ni

anneki, ouch!!!!!!!!!  ( a woman sommersualts in front and slaps anneki_x with a brassier!)</sub>  

lmao

listen to the voice of experience

ibkaye:


@blue
technically, she actually said 'young', not 'small'

yea true
and am guessing its not a crime to be young

smooooooth:
do like they do in home video, wear rags,

sleep under the bridge and eat from the

bin, the craze babe who falls in love with u then

is the one that loves u thruly.

u ve watched 2 many home movies

wow
young and pweeety