₦airaland Forum

dustydee:
Musiwa is the emperor of mad people on Nairaland. Mrcorks' madness dey learn work where Musiwa dey o.

guy u harsh ooo..shuooo!!!

tobimillar:
And I doubt if you know Musiwa too

for some of us that know both of them, I think Mrcork is more mad (no offeinse) . goat

misspicy:
you

sweetie kedu ko di? bawo ni nkan? oo tile bere mi? mo miss ee gan? ijo wo ni o ma wa ki mi ni Ile? ka se nkan ti oko at iyawo ma n se?

o.k let's all look and analyze this together. on one hand is Musiwa, the self declared emperor of western Nigeria. on the other hand is Mrcork, the londoner from Peckham who owns a $28, 000 Range rover. me this mrcock is more mad (no offeinse). what's ur opinion?

so what will PDP gain from all of these? remember Ike Ekweremadu is the DSP, and as soon as saraki is impeached, he becomes the SP. PDP have more to gain from saraki travails.

maiahsaiah:
Hahahahahahahha, this post got me cracking, ur cv must be superb!!!

ajixkhid1:
Awon iya at work.
Better pray hard

tobimillar:
I think your case is spiritual... lemme give u TB joshua's number or maybe lalasticlala has a solution to your problem

you know what am going thru may sound like a joke and all I asked for is honest help. it's better you view without commenting than this trash you wrote here... all I need us help...anyways always remember that karma is a bitch

KnowMore:
Try reloading the page and try it again.

how do I reload the page and try again? because I opened another account with jobberman and. I tried doing a cv review with the new account but I was told my CV is already with them

good afternoon all, please I need someone here to help me. I used the jobberman CV review to to see how recruiters view my cv and the outcome shocked me. the review was wonderful except that the ATS software choose a name among my references as my name and the phone number attached to the referee as my phone number. I have not gotten any invite for test with this cv. please how do I correct this and how can u get another site to help me review the cv

so? Wetin come consign me? when I do buyday, Gowan wish me Hbd?

guy you are on your own

they won't come and tell us the conditions attached to it... well nigeria can never and will never allow GAY marriages. If u like give us 100trillion dollars

really these APC is scam... after blaming PDP for 16years, see what that are offering Nigerians... how many bills or laws that affect the ordinary Nigerians are they making? instead they are too busy satisfying themselves. change indeed..

saraki face ur battles

RUBYRUBY:
punch line ayeraye

thanks dear, hope u are coming for the engagement party.....

Hannysmilez:
Not unless you'll name the baby after me.

is ur middle name Beyonce Chelsea or Kim? cos that our daughter's name

Hannysmilez:
Hehe...dangote ke. Your hugs have been rejected.

well I still need you... you know you will help my wife when the baby comes... so please do accept my apologies for my misconception... it's not my fault though. a lot of peeps just judge me albeit rightly because I am related to dangote....

misspicy:
GBAM!!!!
This is the fact which some people refused to understand,some peeps live their lives on NL like they don't have friends or family outside NL,i was supposed to keep mum about the thread buh i got the humour in it earlier on,so i played along and enjoyed the show,more reason why i choose icedfire is to create the twist so things don't end fast....icedfire caught the game,halfrica caught the game buh the rest peeps took it too seriously..
Note this does not stop all of us from being acquaintances outside NL,buh m not in d recruiting term right now,kinda busy.......


I LOVE YOU ALL,THANKS FOR THE FUN,YOU WERE ALL WONDERFUL AND KEPT ME UP LATE LAST NITE,DID'T CONCENTRATE IN CHURCH ALSO,LETS DO THIS SOME OTHER TIME



Cc Afrikaa
Punkyveer
Hannysmilez
Oliviaarims
Olajorn
Candyrain
Dasrackhor
Tobimillar
Zoomman
Ojim07
Laveda
Jadoskii
And odas i forgot to mention
#kisses

in igbo....aka aka aka aka aka!!!!!
in yoruba....owo owo owo owo owo owo
in English hands hands hands hands hands!!!
thanks all for doing this together with us, as we bring today's program to a close, we hope you join us same time next week for a new and interesting episode of this program. it promises to be intriguing, captivating and enlightening...pls do join us

ZedX9:
[color=#150000]Hahaha. Chill nigga. I hope you didn't take this 'act' seriously? I did it for the fun of it. And there wouldn't be any fun if there wasn't a twist. I mean how can a person be this _stupid? Da fuq? I'm not a dumb fvck, bro.
Abeg na boredom relieving stunt o. We sharp dudes know how we run things.[/color]

bro, here is a hand..you are a real bro.... don't worry I hope one day when seun decides to allow all nairalanders to meet, I owe you like three bottle of your favourite drink...you are a perfect gentleman

Candyrain:
Can u imagine the shitty and crazy insults some guys subject themselves to? ZedX9 you opened a thread about a girl you love and another guy claimed her, how does that make you feel now? I can imagine to terrible you must be feeling right now but you brought it upon yourself. Sorry better luck next time, that is if you will mumuciously try this kind of bullshitt again.

guy no hate here its all for fun...

misspicy:
In view of my personal feelings and the verdict of the judges....i MISSPICY hereby take thee ICEDFIRE as my loving BOYFRIEND till marriage bring us TOGETHER or breakup tear us APART....

ZEDX9 thanks for participating...you might get a chance in my next life,this said i want to compensate you with either of my dear friends HALFRICA and JOLLYJOY

I know zedx9 is equally a good, loving and caring guy but I promise to make y happy, satisfy you physically, emotionally and materially, I promise to stand by you and treat you like a chocolate diamond..i promise you won't regret today the 4th day of October, 2015.

Hannysmilez:
About the in-law i guess,ready did.
My verdict is Ice 1-0Zed. Any objections? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

thanks for not taking bribe from PDP... thanks for voting your conscience... I will make sure i make your vote count by treating her like a queen that she is

PunkyVeer:
Yeah, I'm with you on this one. A 2nd look at Zed's post, it's a fantasy & no sense of reality to his words. It's the type of ish guys say all the time. Erm, NEXT!

Ice, Ice, baby

thanks for making ur vote count...pls make sure u cone prepared for the wedding...we will decide the date and get back to you..

thanks..***plenty hugs**

misspicy:
Yea icedfire typed natural n all that buh his proposal has much of sexual inuedos than i like...

Btw reply me on that mention

hornypie, how have you been, I have been out all day, from church I went out to watch Everton play 1-1 with Liverpool and arsenal beat man utd 3-0 at emirates ( even though as a Chelsea fan i wished they played draw) ...


Nne Biko don't mind me oo...we can't remove sex from love can we? ** winks ** if not for anything, at least for baby's sake...

Hannysmilez:
I think its the Ice dude. Punkyveer,whatcha think?

...

I know u voted for me because u know that dangote is my father's brother. anyways I will make sure my uncle dangote opens a company in ur name for this vote... oya lemme dash you free hugs...

PunkyVeer:
Yeah, big time but talk is cheap How's the ice one managing?

the iced one still got his fire iced up, waiting for armmagedon

misspicy:
Seen it already....now dnt let it end like mine,am left with a brokenheart

who broke your heart hun?

olajorn:
we will Send u our wedding invitation

if you love her enough, then boldly declare her name here let's know her. at least let's know there are no other girls anywhere...

I don't know if I should be happy that the girls are never found or sad that they never got missing in the first place... Chibok girls is a scam by the Northerners to install that dullard as Nigeria's President

Cutehector:
lmao

guy go follow your halfrica, no near this side ooo make I no use sango take curse you this morning.

olajorn:
Goodluck to your guys
Btw Am a living witness of Nairaland love

thanks bro, I just found love too...and I am happy for you

misspicy:
I sent the PM oya VEX buy VEXPER...

No one is using anyone here abeg, icedfire is not a baby,we both matured and we know what we want...

Thank.you for your contribution

thanks for the PM baby, I never knew I could find love online....

thanks for keeping me warm all night

dasrackhor:
end of quote.

please don't end the quote pls.... I love misspicy...pls do you know her? do you know if she has a bf on nairaland? please don't mind halfrica, I am indeed crazy about misspicy... the only thing am seeing on my phone is

misspicy ...
misspicy .........
misspicy ...
misspicy ........
misspicy
am I normal?

dasrackhor:
suicide ke..person wey uneva see u dey love...kkk continuu d lust u called love..best of luck in yha supposed love life..

you still don't understand how much I love misspicy?? I love her like I love my eyes...I can even die for her....i love her too much...she is Fingeringg my brain...I can't describe the love... I can't even sleep now because of her...


ooooo my misspicy......
love killi me I die

halfrica:
Its a play na they both playin readin his love lines dey sound like some stand up nigeria comedy lines i cant b moved by his under developed affections

Albert einstein once said "when a woman love a man the first sign is that she talks him down".. I never knew that guy could write something this true