₦airaland Forum

onstelly:
Omg Where have you been

I travelled to London to see the Queen

I know Onstelly wont mind taking a ride in one of those cars

YoursGEJ:
This guy is trying in his own little way to make life better for people. Some others like so-called pastors, are phucking women in London hotels and buying themselves Porsche claiming it was donated.

God watches us all in 3D

LMFAO

Mademoiselle24:
What exactly do u guys do with the bobby sef?

I dont have a pillow in my room so i use it as an alternative

I am not surprised, foolishness flows in their blood

They look like animals

THE TOURIST

Mtcwwwwww.........Chai Nigerians!

Thieves........Na so Oshiomhole take deceive pple. Na dia pockets dem dey fight for jor!

Nice one!.....Religion of peace my foot, wicked people

NinaNigeria:
U wil b cursed if u dnt end things asap

What do u mean by "U will be cursed", OP tell u say he dey fvck anoda man wife

Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.

Horn? You have succeeded scaring the hell outa me this night, well done...........*home alone things*

fhunmi:
Crying...

*Crying too*

Chidinma jawe......Rihanna be like winch

Most of the poliThiefcians in Nigeria are worse than this guy o.......Scape goat tins

Lie!.........Adonbilivit

The baby is cute o!

Rita Dominic i know; Toke Makinwa i know not

dearsly:
Buhari will fly down here very soon to probe Gej spiritually

He should go and probe his mumu muslim brothers/sisters bombing everyday. Rubbish!

I nor go ever 4get the race wey i run last year when SARS pursue me cos of camourflage wey i wear. Even Usain Bolt for nor fit catch me dat fateful day........I was able to escape cos its my area, they aint familiar with the "ekoros" and they gave up the chase. I for die well dat day

"Appreciation is an application for more"

You dont have to offer me any money b4 i eat them. I can eat almost all of them but my favourite in the list is dog

Dont 4get to rock his pr!ck as well

These endtime scientists should gerrara here mehn!........That wont stop my kerewalogy ministry

I tire for this Linda Ikeji sister o!.......If na she dey her sister position person for nor hear word for Nigeria. She is becoming too noisy/irritating for my liking

As for me i dont suck every pusssy that comes my way.

drnairalov:
looking pregnant

Ma girlfriend keeps havn nightmares so I put sugar in her pilow.She ask 'why? I said 'because I wan u 2 hv sweet dreamz' den she slap me,PLS Y

Because u fvcked up!........She would have prefered ur "banana" inserted deep inside her kondus

MrLexander:
Kate henshaw is one of the nollywood goddess that made me love nollywood back then not the people we have now that wana be popular by force.. byforce celebrities..

The likes of kate,genevieve,hilda dokugbo,liz benson,nkiru sylvanus,franca brown,etc made nollywood.

Yap.....others are Victoria Iyama, Regina Askia, Sandra Achums

grad2012:
Omo why not but all d guns go dey my own side for my safty.

It doesnt make any difference......He fit still collect am shoot u even if u tie am around ur waist

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Don Jazzy stop trying hard to be funny. This isn't hilarious. [/color]

Its obvious u aint got sense of humour

RIP pretty girl

TeOwl:
i used to think this sort of thing was only in ghana... there was one that as buried in fish casket (fisherman) and another one that was injection casket (nurse)....

You 4got to include the one that was buried in pweek casket (ashawo)