₦airaland Forum

immaculate03:
They are from Delta State I guess

fiftynaira:
Welcome to Nigeria were every slim malnourished skinny girl thinks she's a model

Young03:
Mtcheew.,she no fine reach my mama

tosyne2much:
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sin which is fornication ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not errect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically

Lastly, did u say u had to call off ur engagemnt because of your erre,ction. I mean who does that ?

davspog2:
How did the news leak to the said john? Someone they should castrate!

Oyind17:
Op, Elizabeth is a cool name. You can call her Lizzy

Blakjewelry:
Roasted rat

Kingsley1000:
That awkward moment when she post picture of person wey resemble aisha buhari and you met person wey resemble mama peace

lordheir:
grace to grass

MizMyColi:
*sighs*

Every person who supports this move is heartless and cold-blooded.

papawemba:
You enter their house and meet them like this in their room, they will scream that you want to see their unclothedness.

Tapout:






this story just reminded me of the day a guy who feeds on weed 24/7 walked up to me n was like I should leave a certain girl alone....the next time I saw the girl, I had an emergency Amnesia attack

Diamondqueen:
So I know you'll tell me school first and face your books. Yes, I know all that. I'll be 17 in two months. I'm intelligent and i do very well in school. Most of you guys have passed through my stage and I hope you understand that this is the stage where you start having feelings for the opposite sex. So I hope this doesn't sound like I'm a bad girl or something like that. I don't want you to say things like "what is this generation turning into?" because I'm very sure it happened in the previous generation and there are evidences such as the single mums that i see that got pregnant then. Long story short, there is a boy i like and he likes me too and he just asked me out. I made it very clear to him that we are not going to get intimate and he is very okay with it. I know you'll say it can happen by accident but i know that the only place we can get intimate is at a lonely place so all I'll have to do is to avoid it. The thing now is that do you think getting into a relationship at 16 is quite okay. Mind you, I'll soon be 17.

lagmostkuit:
What's the essence of posting this terrific accident pictures here when there's actually nothing we can bout it other than saying RIP...


So sad