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Wetin i dey hear so, oga landlord run leave he house? Toto go do some pple strong thing o

nickz:
what!!!

my brother na em be say you still be virgin

Virgin ke? No o, i don dey kerewa since i dey 12yrs. Na our former landord wife younger sister nai deflower me.......Looking 4ward to the day i will ban.g an Hausa/Fulani girl with my rod, she go call Buhari for help dat day

One of my favourite actors, wishing Mrs Ibu safe delivery

nickz:
my bro your own beta sef say na girl,the voice fit dey angelic
mine was from a social misfit prolly early forties nd late thirties
always shouting "halo yanne!" then followed by some strange talk,it took 3 months before i got home nd my mom talked with him in his dialect,turned out his brothers son scammed him of just 30k nd he got my number as the said peRsons own nd nd thought i was trying to guy him with english

your own fit be say you give the girl belle run..lmao
and the other voice na her brudah
HAHAHAHA

Hahahahaha, bros abeg nor make me disgrace myself here i dey park. I neva sleep with Hausa girl b4, maybe na person wey she know use my number b4.......I like Hausa people sha but this insurgency make me tire for dia mata

Premature death will not be our portion IJN..........May his soul R.I.P

My eyes can only see his eyes

Benbisco:
You even exercise patience to listen. All u need do is save the number as maybe "Hausa girl" and the Next time she calls, do not take the call.



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Lol, u wont understand. If i dont pick she will still keep on calling. Av noticed that even if i angrily end the call after giving her lil time to talk she wont call back, i guess she just like hearing my voice......Am even contemplating learning Hausa, maybe she is my future wife. Lol

I feel like giving her dogggy or wheelbarrow style

That Nairalander nurse Topaz abi wetin be that her name sef and other Nigerian nurses will neva try this.........So unfortunate the man eventually died.

Nawa o!

Thebrightest:
Call the person and abuse his life

I dont think that will work. There is one Hausa gal dat has been disturbing my life with incessant calls for over 2months now. Whenever she calls she alwayz spk Hausa and av told her several times i dont understand Hausa yet she wont listen, anoda annoying thing is that afta rapping with enuf Hausa she will give the phone to a guy to spk with me as well.......At times i get so frustrated to the extent of switching off my phone. If i insult her with English how will she understand?

Some people mumu sef o......The last time i checked HALF BREAD BETA PASS KPUF KPUF

londoner:
I ask again what responsibility are you putting on the man? It's a simple enough question.

Let them make a law that pregnancy is actually marriage, we will soon see a reduction of pregnant women to the bare minimum.....overnight.

Lol, women will still suffer more. Take for instance Mr A impregnated Mrs B and he was forced to marry her, do u think that woman will enjoy the marriage?......Women should just be very careful, as for me i cant have a child outa wedlock.

londoner:
What part of the responsibility are you putting on the men?

"Woman wey dey find pikin nor dey wear pant sleep". Dem leave dia kpekus open base on free to air tins nai make baby show.......If i come visit u, i knock ur door u nor open for me how i wan take enta ur house?

Shebarh:
Am not celebrating her.. A child is a blessing weather gotten out of wedlock or not...

Rain is also a blessing but we still use umbrellas..........SAY NO TO BABY MAMARISM

Mopolchi:
I no dey judge any body I only observe wetin no dey normal as I dey look im pictures. The kind affluence wey the man dey radiate is unbecoming of a Christ's follower. Even Jesus while im dey for earth no get the kind money wey this man get.

Lol. Jesus Christ era private jets and oda luxury stuffs neva dey o, na donkey/boat bros Jay flex cos nai dey in existence then......Bros put ur mind down, the bible say na for Him house judgement go start. On the last day both of us go stroll 4rm heaven come the gate, any pastor wey nor make heaven we go laff dem die

Mopolchi:
Oyedepo, the kind eye I dey look you now na because I dey wonder how you dey use church dey wash people head for them to dey give you money to get many private jets where many of your church people dey languish in penury.

Our elders say "Wa gwa nwa nweni uche shi ya pu na nwu"(Dem nor dey tell pikin wey get sense make he comot 4rm sun).......The church favour dem nai make dem dey worship there. Nor allow ur mouth put u for trouble, na God go judge dem nor be u

lakesidepapa:
I won cook beans abeg who get palm oil?

Na everytin u dey beg sef? Lastnite u also beg condom wey u take blow dat babe.....Nawa o

kokoA:
when the chibok girls are rescued, we will hand over one nairaland babe to you free of charge.

Notin like Chibok girls jor!...... Have u heard of TALES BY MOONLIGHT?

Some people are just too wicked

Heavy Duty Ikebe

johnydon22:
Aaaaaah indomie generation. . . . This shows you just started watching Ini edo type of nollywood of yesterday.

You did not watch the award winning movie Vuga. . .starring Gentle Jack and Regina Askia. . .Aaaaah you na 2000s pikin oo.

Like the poster above said "Bros me anytime you want to quote me "

Na Gentle Jack and Regina Askia act Vuga? I think say na Genevieve o. E don tey sha, childhood memories.......Na only Full Moon i fit remember wey she act

All the girls wey dey find already made husband shey una dey see?. If una like make una get bad belle for Annie, she started from the bottom........2baba know why he bone the other baby mamas and settle down with Annie

We don eat fowl wey get okuku for area dat year notin do us, i go do justice to this noodle as well

Which one be face of the world again?

OP what abt the passenger that patronises only one airline and prefers travelling in the night?

dotune:
Why not donate that money to babies with hole in the heart or people who need kidney transplant?? Money in wrong hands.

Dont mind them jor, some people are just so annoying.........Wasting money that could put smile on peoples face

APC groundnut .......One chance tins

Don Jazzy face dey alwayz make me laff .........He suppose be comedian sef

Am not sure Modenine actually said that, u guyz got it twisted.........Anywayz, that "Local rappers" is da bomb

This kind collabo make sense.........Oya tribalists make una start, i wan just read comments