₦airaland Forum

epini:
minus me nd my family

Lol

Remilekun101:
Why are they dancing with the coffin?

Thats how they roll, its for entertainment

Dexema:
U dey fear say dem go gbabs @onstelly from u? Hahaha! Dont worry she doesn't seem like such a lady.

Lol, i hope so......These Nairaland guyz eyes dey shuck, na food wey person don suffer cook dem wan chop

onstelly:
You said what

Lol, nvm.....Gud morning

"Money Spender"

Eyah!

mayorjosh:
Dis man just dey fvck hin wife

E no wan gree

If he doesnt fvck her who will?

Beerukky:
This is serious....it is well; Oluwa bless ur hustle.

U call that hustling? He is suffering!

murphyibiam15:
lolz....but i guess am older sha..

Yap

PascalJ:
@onstelly luking so sweet. We can work tins out if u don't mind. Thanks

I said it!

murphyibiam15:
complete it na.
waiting.......

Bro pls am sori, cant complete it.......I hate being underated cos Nairalanders are very good at that. So many "ancestors" here and its not easy to appease them

murphyibiam15:
wow! is it same day/month/year...tell me something

April 17th 199.................*Some text missing*

Nawa o! Na person born this mumu pikin?

Onstelly, Siamia

murphyibiam15:
The rule has it that you have to mention the day;month and year of your birth lets check if you can find a perfect match of anyone born same day;month and year as you.

lets make it fun
Mine is on the 17th April 1991

LETS GO THERE

Wow! OP we are b/day mates

OP what do u mean by bone, is she a skeleton?

Chineke!

YOUNGKAHUNA:
nothing is wrong with it, it's just the skin texture that's of great concern to me.... My skin wasn't this soft in the days of vaseline but since I've been using Pears, my skin is so soft. Dunno if it happens to other people too

Yap, it happens to other people as well. #TeamPears

Wow!.......Fine girl no pimples

YOUNGKAHUNA:
bro is your skin so soft?
I've been using pears for some years now and my skin Is so soft especially my butt....my bae do say I have baby skin and I don't want to tell her its pears I've been using.

Whats wrong using pears? Its a nice cream, even if the temperature is very hot u can apply it and be comfortable unlike other creams. There was a time i decided to try another cream,(Cocoderm) just 3wks of using it i almost turned oyibo so i had to stop......AM MADE OF BLACK!

Sweetyie:
Hope they will listen 2 u #teamvaseline

Vaseline? Adonbilivit

PROPHETmichael:
No wonder that despite being in a foreign land, you still dey see your self 4 your village every time. u did not only eat sacrifice, u chop winch too.

Hahahahaha, abeg i nor get strenght to laff

invisibility:
Tortoise for real? That innocent harmless creature that never hurt anybody. The OP can eat anything.

Chicken is also harmless, why do u eat it?

OP dat bible big? If u see my own how u go describe am?

onstelly:
Ha slow down is too early jor, don't you think so

Hmm, Onstelly wanna turn me to baba go slow. Alrite i will slow down, just have it at the back of ur mind i care so much abt u.......Take care (*a peck*)

Joining u guyz soon

Take her to a powerful pastor for deliverance, dont just eject her like that........Homosexuals are possessed

onstelly:
Lol what do you want me to say bout it n why that face

I wish u could be the mother of my baby someday......I alwayz fantasize abt it