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PEJ dey alwayz make me laff, wetin she dey do for dat pix? She dey scratch her head abi wetin? This woman funny die

Swagk101:
It's okay to have a dream

Lol, bros i aint dreaming. Look am well u go see them......Nor be u excort me go USA go buy dem? U too dey quick 4get tins sef

When its time to get married i will do as the spirit leads.......But i like to test my suya before i buy sha, the abooki in my street junction can attest to that

I can see one of my private jets in that pix

Wow! I neva knew she is this pretty......I like her sexy posture, succulent boobs

vheMa:
So na M.I dey inside this costume for monkey ft chigurl


Buh 4 d video,the monkey [size=15]tall[/size] na

The monkey nor tall

MVLOX:
This one reason I just hate traveling. The hazards are just too much especially on our Nigerian roads

U dont have to travel before u get involved in an accident.....What we need is divine protection.

I got mine through dream....One oyibo man called me in my dream 4rm Shell and asked me to resume on monday morning.....I did as instructed and now am a big boy

sukkot:
what job ?. i am here to serve humanity not to work. yall let me know what i can do for yall

U serve humanity right? Ok i want u to hook me up with a slim ebony babe

bigkesh:
Lolzzzzz........Rubbish.....

Someone just told me Kcee dresses up like Traffic lights

Lol, make una leave Kcee alone jor. If he like make he dress like babalawo all na swag.

I dont have anytin to say about this issue.....Many pple have said my mind

The thing wey make me laff na the way he balance like who dey Range Rover

Zehner:
I can't just "port" you have to give me reasons na

Didnt u say u getting tired of this country? Follow me to Germany lemme show u what true love is all about

Israel5:
My dream woman. Jst gve me 20yrs only

And u expect her to wait for u shebi?

LADYARIK:
Fyn geh

Is she a gal or a woman?

Zehner:
why Somalia?

Lol, is Somalia not a country? Ok lets port to Germany

She positioned herself as if she is riding on a d1ck

Zehner:
I am getting tired of this country.

Lets relocate to Somalia, what do u think?

Yeye man, he has finally joined his ancestors. He should continue with his drinking ova there, his ancestors will provide him with enough ogogoro/kolanuts..........I just pity the poor woman

mtcwwwwwww, Nigerian yeyebrities with copy copy

INDUSTRIALFAN:
When you break a plate mistakenly, mum screams like
MUM: break everything in the house, if u like break the house and every thing breakable.

When mum breaks a plate, she screams like:
MUM: Who put this plate here?

Lol, u just made me remember what happened in our house some years ago. My mum mistakenly broke a plate and she tried to cover up by saying "Av told u guyz to alwayz position these dishes properly yet u wont listen".....My younger sister laffed and said "mummy! Mummy!! If na anoda person break am we for nor hear word 2day o".....Funny mums

gentlered:
when She screems "shey you? You will die today, wait for your daddy to come.". What stops her from taking action?.. lol.

Lol, the funny thing is that when daddy eventually comes he might not even take any action.....Outa frustration mummy will adjourn the beating...Any time u fall enta anoda trap when daddy nor dey u nor need any prophet to tell u say na dat beating wey daddy fail to beat u she dey give u so

BRIGHTRIVERS:
When u step into the Kitchen to pick up ur food and She replies.. "Na Only Food u Sabi" .. Dis 1 dey pain me to d bones

Lol, our mothers too funny jawe

Hahahahahaha, OP u too much jor! My mum is a true Nigerian and she is quilty of many of dem... The money wey my mumsy dey owe me don many pass Dangote own sef. Anytime i ask she go just scope me and i go lock up......I love u mum, no woman can take ur place in my heart.....Future wife nor vex

okedoyinolabisi:
chill...just dey hail una

Alrite. Nice outfit, kul posture

Seadove70:
he suppose to settle dem no be his guys dem be?

Where dem dey when Timaya dey hustle? Timaya started 4rm the bottom but he is now a big boy....They should think of sumtin productive to do with their lives instead of engaging in robbery. Na Timaya suppose use he church mind bless dem but as he nor do am dem for lock up.....Am a Niger Deltan but i wont support those guyz..

"No matter how big the buttoc,ks are they will alwayz remain at the back even in a hurry"..........Stop wasting ur time woman!

Why wont they come afta u? Dressing like a 16yr old gal. SMH

Seadove70:
Why u dnt want to settle dem I hope is ur time, they for hack u if nt DSS dat rescued you, I lov BUM BUM

Settle wetin, he owe dem money?

okedoyinolabisi:
naija deltans..... twali o

Whats up with Niger Deltans?

If u reason pple character u nor go enta church sef, too many over sabi pple full there expecially the ushers.......My own na to dress, carry my bible, say hello to baba God then come back to my house. I nor dey reason anybody face!

There is a popular saying that we shouldnt judge a book by its cover but i must judge this innocent girl........I dont know her but i can bet she isnt a runs gal, when u see runs girls u nor need any prophet to tell u.......Fvck those fvcking bloggers!