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Romance / Re: My Curiosity Led Me To Try Sexual Enhancer Yesterday by IceDune: 11:44am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Jeon: So you now speak with Jesus 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Curiosity Led Me To Try Sexual Enhancer Yesterday by IceDune: 11:28am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Jeon: Warra rayu sayin 17 Likes
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Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 11:25am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Nonywendy: But I be rich man pikin nah 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 11:24am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Eleyigidgan: Doggy does it for me 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Curiosity Led Me To Try Sexual Enhancer Yesterday by IceDune: 11:23am On Sep 25, 2022 |
No need for long story, we knack eh till I come and that was when what I didn't expect happened. My junior no gree come down o. I was confused, like, I Don cum nah what is happening?!! The energy in my waist finish but this idiot no gree go down. After I cum the second time and the rod never bend that was when I started panicking though I didn't let her know what was happening. I just lay down quietly and was just thinking about Bible, gorilla, car accident and anything that can help calm junior down. Finally after some minutes I went down. I heaved a big sigh of relief. Last night, I made myself swear not to use any of those things ever again in my life. Please guys that use these things, what is the aim abeg? 43 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Curiosity Led Me To Try Sexual Enhancer Yesterday by IceDune: 11:16am On Sep 25, 2022 |
So around 6pm, she came and prepared food, we ate and was watching the TV before I took excuse from her to go buy suya. I went and bought a bottle of fearless for 250 and a bottle of Jekanmo for 300. I drank half of the fearless and poured the Jekanmo in it and mixed. I drank the rest while buying suya and on the way home. When I got home, we took the suya. 15mins after taking the mixture, junior started waking up and I knew it was time to test my experiment. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Curiosity Led Me To Try Sexual Enhancer Yesterday by IceDune: 11:10am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Of all the combinations I saw, I decided to go with Jekanmo and fearless. I was already expecting a babe yesterday. You see, my bday was on Monday, so this babe promised to give me bday gift this weekend (if you know you know ) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / My Curiosity Led Me To Try Sexual Enhancer Yesterday by IceDune: 11:06am On Sep 25, 2022 |
So three or four days back, I was on Twitter and came across this thread created by a lady on sexual performance and it had a lot of comments and retweets on it so out of curiosity I opened it to see what the fuss was all about. Under the tweet, people were listing different stuffs they believe is the best, even some posted a combination. I was amazed at what I was seeing and how many people had issue with performance. Though I believe most of them take it out of performance anxiety not that they have any medical condition. So guys, being the curious dude I am, foolishly decided to try one this weekend. 3 Likes 3 Shares
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Religion / Re: Is Hot Leather Jeans Right To Wear To Church? by IceDune: 10:48am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Which church be that, I'm looking for a church with fine and trendy girls. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:45am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Nonywendy: Poor man, why are you so triggered 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:40am On Sep 25, 2022 |
techgen:dillylilly You have to know when to run o before your murder news go come for nairaland front page or you might end up with acid burns. Run, in fact tear race at the slightest sign of obsession. Maka ndụ gị!!! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:24am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Eleyigidgan: She no fit. Anybody that knows me will know she's just obsessed with and will disregard anything she says just like this friend that she saw my pics on her phone. |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:17am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Eleyigidgan: She should be the one paying sef because she did all the talking and initiation 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:14am On Sep 25, 2022 |
Mjolnir: 3 Likes
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Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:02am On Sep 25, 2022 |
techgen: It was mutual termination of contract 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:01am On Sep 25, 2022 |
gaby:
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Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:54pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
Rickmann: As in eh |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 9:22pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
[quote author=kelspinall post=116982168][/quote] Na me make mistake dey reply her 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:43pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
goshikid:Okay o. Well, that wasn't the intention behind the story |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:27pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
blackboy: No gender can be solely blamed for hookups. If there's no supply, demand will fizzle out and if there's no demand, supply will fizzle out. I'm already playing my part as I don't do sex for cash! 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:24pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
goshikid: Why do I have a feeling you're talking about yourself when you said "some people" 13 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:15pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
Oceanjagaban: LOL, it's more of being sure about the person's hygiene |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:03pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
Oceanjagaban: LOL, I didn't do such. Head for one night stand is a no no!! Unless na wealthy man pikin 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:49pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
Sheistoopretty: I'm not careless to have sex with a stranger without protection. As for being straightforward, we never discussed relationship nor did I mention to her that I was looking for one. She was the one that got flirty at the lounge, she was the one the asked to come to my house. I forgot to mention that she came with extra cloth for work the next day, so this wasn't random on her part. It was premeditated. As for coming to hurt me, the people she will come with to hurt me will turn on her once they see it's me. Also I did nothing wrong of which her conscience will tell her. 65 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:34pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
UrPapa: Exactly my thoughts. That's why I was shocked at this behavior |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:32pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here 15 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
UrPapa: Like I said, I'm not fine but I'm not ugly 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:23pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
And for those that think this is a lie. It is not. 21 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:22pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
Throughout that day, she kept chatting me at work, calling and then she started sending love emoji at the end of her sentence then when she noticed I wasn't s reciprocating, she asked if I love her. Being the kind of person I am, I wouldn't lie, I told her no nah that it's too early. This babe pick offense o, how she has fallen in love with me and I'm not feeling the same way, before I know it she told me not to chat her or call her again. She went ahead and blocked me o. I was shocked!!! Like I just met this girl yesterday o. We met on 27th, bleeped and on the 28th you're professing love. The knacking was out of this world but I no fit deceive myself and say I love you just because of knack. I need to add that the only money I gave her in the morning was 1k for bike. 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:15pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
As we started, this babe turned me and lay on me. The way his babe rode me eh like say she has been hoarding kongi for 2months. I didn't even understand the style she did that night, like she was on top but she wasn't sitting on me but rather she was lying down flat on me and riding. This went on for minutes before she asked for change of position. I started pounding her missionary style, some minutes into the pounding she started crying and saying I love you. I overlooked it as things girls normally say when they reach orgasm. When I saw that she was satisfied and my sheet wet, I switched to doggy so I can cum too. We did one more time around 6am before preparing for work. We left the house together. Now this is where the weird thing started. 24 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:08pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
Based on say I want to knack as it was getting late and, I'm not looking for a new gf. I started touching her and she was resisting so I left her though I know say she was just forming not too cheap based on say the way she was all over from at the lounge. The next question she asked me put a smile on my face. She asked if she could sleep over at my house and go to work from here in the morning. I said yes. Next thing the babe said I should come and join her for bed, I come dey do my own shakara. I told her shebi she said I'm rushing. She responded that I've gotten her wet so I should come and finish what I started. I just comot cloth sharparly and dived on the bed 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:03pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
After the match I went home. Jummai call came in around 7pm asking if I was still at the lounge, I told her I'm home because the match has ended. She asked if she can come to my house that she's bored and I obliged. I gave her directions and 30mins later a bike dropped her infront of my house. She was putting on a jeans short and sleeveless shirt. I mmediately this babe enter house drop her bag, na so she start dey waka the whole house, before I know wetin dey happen she Don dey prepare Indomie and sardine. *I don go carry hungry babe o* After eating her next question was, where's my girlfriend and I shouldn't tell her I don't have because e no get how I go fine like this and not have a gf. For my mind I was like wetin this babe dey scheme for because although I'm not ugly but I no say when fine guys dey come out I no fit come out. 43 Likes 5 Shares |
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