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luminouz:
Don't thank me, yellow ass!! Just answer the question

Yellow ass? So you guys are that intimate

fuckingAyaya:
The official currency

DDDEnterprises:
Who even brought forth the proposition and for what purpose?

Why do we need name Change?

Well, when God want to bless someone he changes their name eg. Jacob, Saul, Abram etc

MadeINchenzen2:
come back to this 5 years later and read it again... lets see if it'll make sense

Why 5yrs? I already have a car and a daughter and answered those questions without prejudice

Nigeria is on cruise control

So if you tell me you bought a car, I can't ask which brand.

Nonsense!!!

Na just PCV test or HIV test. Nobody in their right or left sense will do a blood oath in this generation

Dissap:
Yo Hommies, that's so fvcking true mehn! They go just spread their legs like pregnant woman wey dey born baby.
Damn! Sex is fvcking boring with them, just cum and go, no need to stress ya self mehn.
Ma Niggars, make una leave those asshóle bitches, let them masturbáte themselves to death! Damn it!
Imma see y'all later hommies!

This guy don get plenty sour experience

Sex is an act that should be enjoyed by the two people invloved but that doesn't seem to be the case for most guys in Nigeria as they find most Nigerian girls boring in za oza room.

It seems most guys have been hiding their dissatisfaction within till one person spoke up!!!

He has been asked to proceed on suspension with effect from May 3 after being summoned by Callistus Onaga, the diocesan bishop.


Hours after the Spiritual Director of the Adoration Ministry, Enugu State, Rev Father Ejike Mbaka, resurfaced on Wednesday after being incommunicado, the Catholic Diocese of Enugu suspended the controversial cleric for one month.


SaharaReporters learnt from sources in the Catholic Diocese that the Reverend Father was suspended not because of his political missiles towards the Muhammadu Buhari government.


Reverend Father Ejike Mbaka
A source stated that Mbaka was suspended rather for allegedly inciting his congregation to lead a protest and vandalising the residence of the Enugu Catholic Bishop, Most Rev Callistus Onaga and for showing support for the proscribed Indigenous People of Biafra and its leader, Nnamdi Kanu.

“Who told you that the Enugu Catholic community does not like how Mbaka is criticising the Buhari presidency? Has the conference of Catholic Bishops not many times in the past also voiced out their criticisms of the ineptitude and inefficiency of the present government?

“The Catholic Church suspended Father Mbaka over the assault on his boss, the Bishop of Enugu,” the source stated.

Another source added that Mbaka was suspended for making inflammatory political remarks, especially by making his support for the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, “ridiculously obvious.”

“Do you know that the Catholic Church suspended Father Mbaka not because he was intensifying his criticism of Buhari? But it was because of his too many prophecies and confusing utterances especially about his deep love for Kanu publicly. That looks like drumming for secession, which deviates from the Catholic norms to promote good governance and peace,” another source added.

After he resurfaced and addressed his supporters on late Wednesday, Mbaka had himself stated that that his disappearance happened because he spoke favourably about the leader of the IPOB, Kanu.

Mbaka said he was only released because the adoration faithful protested his unexplained disappearance.
He said Bishop Onaga upon seeing the protest over his predicament allowed him to go.

Mbaka said the church was strong against him for blessing Nnamdi Kanu. “Are you the owner of my mouth? You can’t tell me who to bless? If you are not happy that I blessed someone, you have your own mouth, you can curse the person.

“They didn’t treat me in a pastoral way and I was asking am I being punished for what? “They said it was a meeting, but even before I reached the Bishop’s house, the conclusion has already been made. What happened to me was like the day I was shot on the road.

“Unfortunately for them, even before the meeting, a woman was already going around bragging that the Bishop will call me for a meeting, and that I was going to leave my house here for 30 days, and that after the 30 days, I would be sent to Rome, and Adoration ministry will be closed.

“In a time and cases like this, don’t give me a punishment that will cause troubles for us because I’m not alone.”

However, he has been asked to proceed on suspension with effect from May 3 after being summoned by Callistus Onaga, the diocesan bishop.

SaharaReporters had reported last Wednesday Mbaka's criticism of the Muhammadu Buhari regime over its inaction on the widespread killings across the nation.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/05/06/why-father-mbaka-was-suspended-enugu-catholic-–-diocese-sources

Thanks guys, I finally got a good one around NYSC kubwa. His name is Mohammed. I'm very much impressed by his knowledge and sincerity

Stormyharper:
Nairaland men and s3x, fvck, shang etc na wa the few with ideas is to scam others this platform is fvck up messed up now okafor law or okasi law is all made up in your head. If you do am well.passed disease she is going to want u abi?

Lighten up bro. Most of us are here to catch cruise after a stressful day at work

GOFRONT:
Okafor's law of Congoelasticity has really worked and is still working for me.....

I used to think most of my Exes are mumu.....I never knew it was Okafors law at Work!!!

You're welcome

1Dray:
You get work at all?

I do

SmellySperm:
okafor's law of Congo is real and reliable


I no wan gist una my experience last month

Abeg gist us. We get time

Whether you agree or disagree with stereotypes, they exist, guide and shape the way people think and how they relate with one another.

For example, there is the widespread belief that wives are better at managing family funds than men, it is also believed that women are terrible at apologizing for their mistakes and f--k ups in relationships and marriages.

And then there is the belief that if you sleep with a girl once and you do it properly, she somehow becomes too weak to say no to you from that moment onwards.

I've tried it out twice and it worked out for me. My question is; is Okafor's law really true or was I just lucky twice?

NobleDeSage001:
You responded as though you were the OP.
I did not even check the moniker. How come you answered me as if you were the OP?

Do you know him?

Not at all

NobleDeSage001:
Quite commendable.
What about your writing career, how well have you developed it?
Do you intend to tow the path of Chinua, Kongi, Ngugi, Ngozi, Clark and the rest?

OH, you thought I'm the one that created the thread.

NobleDeSage001:
You said it yourself.

I would rather advice that you focus on developing yourself academically, economically, morally, spiritually and emotionally.

I've all that covered already

NobleDeSage001:
So sorry about your loss son. That's life, some things inevitably happen and you don't have control over them.

You should know that as a young man, you will have at least 2 heartbreaks before you get that lady that you may finally settle down with. I am not exaggerating.

Interestingly, the future is yours to conquer because age is still on your side. You can achieve so much only if you work hard and remain focused.

To have a girlfriend is a good thing. The feelings are awesome, but I will advice that you don't make them your priority now. E get why...

I have so much to tell you. Shoot me an email or connect me via WhatsApp.
I am a writer too.

So are you saying that I should still be expecting another heartbreak

yanabasee1:
Learn to mind your business....


It's fellow men like you that deceived her and have their ways with her... The curse will follow those guys in your area that slept with her with wrong intentions...


Did you ever feel that she could be a changed person? or must have learned from her mistakes?

did you just say "deceived" you must not be from Nigeria.

23 still in 200l and 26 just graduating!!!

It's obvious you guys have been prioritizing the wrong things in your life.

I smell a lot of insecurities from this post

Elsueno:
How would buy a car of over 2 mil & won't even fork out 80k to buy a scanner that can scan almost every ECU on that car. It doesn't make sense to me.

I have one.

Scanners don't all mechanical faults. If you have one, you should know that

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Some guys get time oh. I'm weak!!!

To blackmail you, she feels you've been chopping and cleaning mouth for too long. Give her the number and see the movie unfold

If your heart is clean you won't be here asking us this question

She's your girlfriend but you're her ATM.


THE END

PoshTraveler:
god saved you from what? we Bleep wives in their husband bed and nothing dey happen

Every man with his own principles

ekitimanalways:
"So is he who sleeps with another man's wife; no one who touches her will go unpunished". Proverbs 6:29.

Well, I don't know that verse but it's something I won't do