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I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here

UrPapa:
Make I spread my mat here
Abuja fine boy Oya continue

Like I said, I'm not fine but I'm not ugly

And for those that think this is a lie. It is not.

Throughout that day, she kept chatting me at work, calling and then she started sending love emoji at the end of her sentence then when she noticed I wasn't s reciprocating, she asked if I love her. Being the kind of person I am, I wouldn't lie, I told her no nah that it's too early. This babe pick offense o, how she has fallen in love with me and I'm not feeling the same way, before I know it she told me not to chat her or call her again. She went ahead and blocked me o.
I was shocked!!! Like I just met this girl yesterday o. We met on 27th, bleeped and on the 28th you're professing love. The knacking was out of this world but I no fit deceive myself and say I love you just because of knack.
I need to add that the only money I gave her in the morning was 1k for bike.

As we started, this babe turned me and lay on me. The way his babe rode me eh like say she has been hoarding kongi for 2months. I didn't even understand the style she did that night, like she was on top but she wasn't sitting on me but rather she was lying down flat on me and riding. This went on for minutes before she asked for change of position. I started pounding her missionary style, some minutes into the pounding she started crying and saying I love you. I overlooked it as things girls normally say when they reach orgasm. When I saw that she was satisfied and my sheet wet, I switched to doggy so I can cum too.
We did one more time around 6am before preparing for work. We left the house together. Now this is where the weird thing started.

Based on say I want to knack as it was getting late and, I'm not looking for a new gf. I started touching her and she was resisting so I left her though I know say she was just forming not too cheap based on say the way she was all over from at the lounge.
The next question she asked me put a smile on my face. She asked if she could sleep over at my house and go to work from here in the morning. I said yes. Next thing the babe said I should come and join her for bed, I come dey do my own shakara. I told her shebi she said I'm rushing. She responded that I've gotten her wet so I should come and finish what I started. I just comot cloth sharparly and dived on the bed

After the match I went home. Jummai call came in around 7pm asking if I was still at the lounge, I told her I'm home because the match has ended. She asked if she can come to my house that she's bored and I obliged. I gave her directions and 30mins later a bike dropped her infront of my house. She was putting on a jeans short and sleeveless shirt.
I mmediately this babe enter house drop her bag, na so she start dey waka the whole house, before I know wetin dey happen she Don dey prepare Indomie and sardine. *I don go carry hungry babe o*
After eating her next question was, where's my girlfriend and I shouldn't tell her I don't have because e no get how I go fine like this and not have a gf. For my mind I was like wetin this babe dey scheme for because although I'm not ugly but I no say when fine guys dey come out I no fit come out.

I offered her alcohol but she declined it and instead requested for yogurt. While we were talking she started getting all touchy which I teased her about. Her reply was that "you're fine nah". 45mins later a call came in and she told me she's leaving that her roommate is around and she has the house keys. We said goodbye and she left with her half finished yogurt.

I've spent 1yr and 6months in Abuja. So sometime last month I broke up with my girlfriend and she was the first girl I got close with when I moved to abuja. After the breakup that was when it dawned on me that I don't have female friends that i can use for rebound from the breakup. So my journey in finding a female distraction took me to the land of Tinder dating app. Should I call it dating app? Because 85% of girls there are for hookup.
So I downloaded Tinder on the 24th August, set up my profile and started swiping right on girls that are not more than 3km from my house. On the 27th which was a Saturday I swiped right on a girl's profile (I will call her jummai) and we got paired immediately. I sent her a message which she replied immediately and we chatted for some minutes and she asked for my WhatsApp line which I gave her. She called immediately saying she wanted to confirm it's not fake. Later that evening I went to watch EPL match at my favorite lounge close to my house. Immediately I sat down Jummai's message came in, asking me what I was doing. I told her I was watching a match at the lounge and asked her to come if she's not busy. She agreed and within an hour she was there. She wasn't looking bad, she is built moderately with well rounded medium size ass and a perky chest. I liked what I saw because she has a different frame from my ex who is thick (not fat).

siofra:
I was scammed of ₦18,000 through my OTP and account number today.

I went to the bank and they said they can't do anything about it. Can I get the money back?

OP stop lying

Bossmanmoves:
Lol,
I didn't know that.
Wow!!!!!!!!!

So demons are watching my every move and waiting for me to masturbate?

Creepy demons!!

You mean Pervy demons

Their next holidays would be spent at an orphanage. They'll recommend a punishment after spending 2 weeks there.

I wasn't born an introvert, in my early years, played well with mates at home and school, I was very good at drama and was well known till my temper starting growing. I beat up my mates at the slightest provocation and got a lot of backlash for it. My temper used to be one of my mums prayer points. I stabbed my babysitter above the eye out of anger and since that day people looked at me weird and parents wouldn't want their kids to play with me. So I became my own company and later started enjoying it so much.
I need to add that I work in retail and it doesn't affect my relationship with client/patients. I'm actually very good at my job. I also noticed being an extreme introvert accords me unmerited great respect from people around me and also a chick magnet. The later baffles me still.
As I grew older my temper issues vanished but solitude became my drug and my peace.
I'm good at banter and sacarsm when I'm out with people but I love staying in doors or hanging out all by myself.

Take Jekanmo and Fearless

Uncle96:
It was a silent midnight when my cousins and I were all in a room at my grandma's house. We do sleep late due to random gists at night about our daily events. We were about 6 sleeping on a very big bed. Age range of 13-14-15-16 . The room lights were off because it was bed time. About 3 of us were still up while the other three fell asleep already.

Next thing I noticed a very bright ligh

OMO! Life is spiritual.

I saw a big bird in fire form. Then it was making this wired sound of weezle blowing. Next thing it was flying towards the sky and was fading away till it finally vanished into the sky., this was real fire but inform if a bird. The next thing I heard a pastor living in the same coumpund praying and spraying water or something around the coumpund against evil.

This shit was real and I wasn't hallucinating, years later I brought it up with my cousins and they all still remember.

bros your own Bobo na pro max. Lmao

Yes, from one person. The only person that love me unconditionally is my dad.

She did it three more times after stating your displeasure... Lol, and youre still think she values you to the po in you were thinkingof marrying her this year. Well, you can go ahead but know you would be fathering her ex children

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Titaniumental:
If you ain't one and don't wanna be seen as one,they geddifok outta my mention

What is geddifok

Titaniumental:
Yh i know another more frustrated tribal bigot will quote me with some more bigotry,clown

LOL I'm Gbagyi (FCT) so don't lump me in with you lot of tribalist

Titaniumental:
When i saw "only Aba and Onitsha comes close" i lost interest in the gibberish..........i already know where this frustrated tribal bigot is coming from and going to.clown

Did you actually look at the bird eye view of Onitsha before jumping to conclusions or you just a tribal bigot like you accuse the op?

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