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Suprises: what!!! u hav a big nose

na your mama give me am.

Suprises: Guy go sleep,ur brain no dey tink well for night.quote me bak by 2moro morning

Guy comot my front go sidon for toopo-toopo jare. Awon 'am a manu fans'.

Dj hack: bingo iv told u nt 2 go out of ur cage agn

No be only bingo nah rambo. Dumb Animal-sh*t fan.

anitank:

WHAT?!

CRAAAAAPPPP!

Suprises: What makes u tink d league was poor!

yeah it was. Of course you will agree with me this was the worst man(ure) team post-1999 campaign. And yet they won the title with some games to spare, the rest of the big four just rolled over and played dead. Crap club,crap team crap supporters.

justlaw: Is it a must that you must comment?

If you dont like the celebration mood on this thread, just chicken out gently.

United we play... United we win... United we stand... GGMU!

F*?K OFF!

well done VANCRAPSH*T for winning the title singlehandely but the rest of the Manure team are just average its just the rest of the league was poor this season. Standing ovation for HOWARD WEBB, MARK CLATTENBERG and co for making this moment possible. Whatever would SAF had done without u guys? Peace out.

crap club, crap manager, crap title. CRAP.

Bleeping Man(ure) van piece of crap persie. Sh*t.

Ok we don hear o! una don win league, bigdeal. Gunner4lyfe.

ahn, ahn?! Where is everybody?

Was innocently loitering about the cyberspace for some bare essentials when i remarkably stumbled upon livescores at liverpool 2-Chelsea 2 FT.Wtf?! Does this potend europa league football status on chelsea? Gunners4lyfe.

3pts today. Up gunners! Our trophy (top four) is around the corner.

Otses: First half, my darling Arsenal leads.

GUUUUuuuuuuuuuunnnnnNNNNNNNEERSSSS!!

madridsta007: Up Gunners jare... Didnt know ichidodo was my brother in the Emirates...

Whenever you see a Gunner fan, marry him, don't give him a chance to run away- Courtesy of the Elders.

My gunnerista, how you doing bro? Dont you find it interesting that there is a direct correllation between being a patient lover and being a gunnerista?. Good morning.

bukatyne: Hope you are not stressed out.

I am really smiling here!

Yea, I have heard myths about arsenal fans...

As for the well to do part, we will get there together.

Happy i made someone smile in this thread today. As far as your babyboi is a disciple of the Economics proffessor a.k.a Baba-Ijebu ARSENE WENGER and the ethos of ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB then the Sun will always shine (financially and otherwise) on your marriage by the Grace of God. Peace out.

@bukatyne.Sory for replying you this late as i was at the Nnamdi azikiwe airport to say Good bye to my migrating cousin and his very pregnant wife.I feel depressed right now but let me say that you can never go wrong with a fiance who is a gunner. We, gunners, are rare breed;passionate, affectionate and patient. Most of us are handsome and smart(lol) therefore generally well-to-do gents. As with the style of football of our darling team (champagne-class) we 've got taste as far as the fine things of life are concerned so i envisage you to be a beautiful and delightful lady. I love the style of your relationship, my regards to your fiance. Up gunners, one love.

gratiaeo: MOD don turn this beautiful thread to sh*i*t

LOL

2 Billion $$$. Imagine small computer village 2 BILLION$?, what about ALABA,TRADE-FAIR,IDUMOTA,LADIPO e.t.c We are looking at Tens of Billion of Dollars here.

Chineke mee! see hidden posts.@MOD is the tribal truce over? .

[quote author=K,k]Football is very important to most men.#TeamArsenal
But a man should not ignore his lady because he is watching soccer and please ladies, if its not important, 90mins is not that long.[/quote]Gunners4lyfe.My Ex Never understood the phenomenon. That is why i envy my dad, he has brainwashed my mother into liking football, although the old lady still thinks that Thiery Henry is in Arsenal and C. Ronaldo is a Brazilian

alutacontinua: Welcome to the real world! If this is not supposed to be a joke, then, she should wake up and realise that she's now married. Some of those things cannot be changed but a few of them might need sitting down to talk about. Ichidods, is this a joke or i'm supposed to advice?

Lol.Sorry Hun. Its a Prank-joke, to commemorate 100 pages interacting with you

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!
She writes to the I.T Support Crew
Dear support crew,
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and i noticed a slowdown in the overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as romance 9.5 and personal attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as News 5.0,No money 3.0 and Football 4.1 conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House clean 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please Note that i have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail
What can i do?
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Dear ma
First keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter the command:ithuoghtyouloveme.Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt3.0 update if those apps work as designed ,Husband 1.0 should then automatically MOD itself to run Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.However, Remember,overuse of the above apps can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad app that will eventually download Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-in-law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)
Concurrently, please do not attempt to re-install Boyfriend 5.0 app. These are unsupported apps and will crash Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great OS but it consumes a limited amount of memory and as such cannot learn new apps quickly enough.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance glitches, we recommend:Cooking 3.0 and Good-looks 7.7
Good luck Ma
Happy 100 page anniversary
P.S: I did not tell any body to laugh

iLUMeN8: Freecocoa and itsmodella

If i hear.

[quote author=achiever_]Do u enjoy fighting everyone? Pls. take it cool.[b][/b][/quote]yes i do,but to some selected fleabags up in this motherf*?ker.

Or android?

Smartie gurl: Allow him to keep ranting!! making a fool of himself.....

Uptight biitch.

Idowuogbo: A bastardious package.

Daughter of a biitch-sh*t my dog wants you to come suck its nuts, i'd pay you for your time but you d'probably do it for free.

My Eko will not spoil lai-lai