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olutund:
Let’s talk better
Message me on 09018402935

[color=#1980BC] I have answered your message at 5.57pm this evening...[/color]

olutund:
Good day webmasters,
I have an e-commerce idea which I have detailed into the next 3 years.
I am in need of a web developer to complete my team and work on this profitable idea.

The idea is based on supermarket shopping in estates.

Preferably resident in Abuja

[color=#1980BC] I live at wuse 2...[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Story of my life...[/color]

InfinityFabric:
Eskimi haha.
I resisted creating 2go account till then end of Java ME phones. Thank God!

[color=#1980BC] Alrights bro....Have a good one.[/color]

InfinityFabric:
You're probably an oldie too. The years before GitHub. Do you saved pages too, so that you can go view them later for studying ?
I still don't understand ow youth are still failing with all these options they have nowadays. Uhmm... of course I do

[color=#1980BC] Yeah I still do even till now...Youths are failing because of tiktok, instagram and sh**t...Before it used to be 2go and sh**t...[/color]

InfinityFabric:
Actual Devs are like robot, we hardly sleep. Even when we are overheating we only down-clock our processors to cool down. Never shutdown/hibernate/sleep

[color=#1980BC] That's for devs of the coding generation of 2000-2012 where Java, Oracle and those olden days computer programming languages held sway....the days before opera mini when we had to take trips to the Cyber cafe.....Sh**t was so strong back then that guys couldn't sleep or take naps...they acted so introverted and sleep deprived that they became robotic, snobbish and monosyllabic nerds... Nowadays everything is so decentralized that information and skills can be gotten anywhere and everywhere...We can sh**t, smoke weed and still be inspired to code something ground breaking that they become IPs(Intellectual Properties)...[/color]

InfinityFabric:
We don't do that too. There's water, juice, yogurt...

[color=#1980BC] Ok, that quiet buzz in your head when you wake up from sleep or nap too fast...[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Haa don't you know that this is the best time to apply for visa to Ukraine? At this point they possibly looking for immigrants to beef their population and military power...Is it a coincidence that Russia outnumbers them into intimidation and invasion?......Right now there's a shortage of Ukrainian Fighter pilots..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] A sorry waste of puccies.[/color]

InfinityFabric:
Never and don't plan on smoking weed, would never know.

[color=#1980BC] Ok,that quiet buzz in your head from too much alcohol...[/color]

MindHacker9000:
Someone new to programming will find it hard to get a Quant programming job as there are not many advertised online on Indeed.

[color=#1980BC] Quant programmers aren't gotten from job advertorials but from head hunting.....IFCs go as far as scouting in prestigious schools like MIT or some go as far as partnerships with international educational institutions like oxford for the best in the fields that makeup Quant programming....[/color]

software:
Hi guys,

I am in search of someone experienced in openCV, Tensorflow, ML and Pycharm.

Purpose is to execute a project

If interested and available, kindly respond and then we exchange contact.

Cheers

[color=#1980BC] lol... Just say you need a pythonista for a project....[/color]

InfinityFabric:
So it's like a drug to you. Yeet!

[color=#1980BC] Yeah ...that sensation in your head when you smoking weed.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Not accepting first pay is tantamount to a hunter who killed an elephant yet was using his toes to search for groundnuts in the forest floor whilst carrying the elephant home...[/color]

MindHacker9000:
Wooow! You got your first "Quant programming job at exactly three months to the day my curiosity kicked in" Are you for real? Just 3 months, that's great!
Only 13 jobs on indeed in the last 30 days plus so I would advise anyone going into Quant programming to be very cautious https://www.indeed.com/jobs?q=Quant%20programming&l=Los%20Angeles%2C%20CA&vjk=f8147e2ea3e35546

[color=#1980BC] Quant developers are the creme de la creme of Software developers, maybe not as highly paid as they should be due to the Shylock nature of their employers (IFCs) and the fact they ain't unionized like transporters, teachers etc but they are very rare to find therefore they are highly sought after and coveted....To be a good Quant, you must know understand World Politics and Economics very very very well, Mathematics very well, Programming very well, I mean algorithms and Data structures.....Your OOP must be on point, Data analysis, Data mining should not be ignored...I was just lucky I was referred for an interview which was used to blow my recruiters away...Now some of my codes are now IPs (Intellectual Properties)of some corporate financial organizations..[/color]

ProphetJeroboam:
I would not say I am the most intellectual guy I know but if I must procreate, I am going for the most intellectual girl I can find. I cannot afford to have an intellectually inferior child in a world that is constantly evolving. I want that Richard Feynman , Nikola Tesla, Sheldon Cooper prodigy child type sh*t. I’m currently keeping tabs on one girl, we had a short fling in the past, she’s at the top of my list.

[color=#1980BC] Why intellectual? This is a human attribute that can be trained and modelled, that is, somebody can be naturally dull or have a low iq like Tonnyray and still be Intellectual excellent later on through the help of education....There are folks that didn't have the opportunity to go to school or would I say go very very far in schooling but their genetically catalysed IQ and raw brain power will blow you away like Ubunja.....I rather have a girl even if it is a teenager with a sharp IQ, and a curious mind which I can mould and shape into my world and interests, thus I believe your attention should shift from something as flimsy as intellectual excellence to genetical excellence which is something already set in stone and cannot be altered.... There is even the added bonus of passing those 'God-like' genes to your descendants..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] I hated programming and it's migraine inducing tasks and chores.....But when I saw how deep that rabbit hole was, I just became curious and was hooked,hell, I became highly addicted to the dull painful thrumming in my head when debugging or writing an algorithm.....before long I became fluent in both Python and Java, did I even tell you I landed my first Quant programming job at exactly three months to the day my curiosity kicked in?..[/color]

ubunja:
at this point I'm honestly convinced you want to suck my dick.

[color=#1980BC] lol the bafana just looking for an excuse to ride your dick, especially when it is that of The Great Ubunja,if it is attention one is looking for, who wouldn't?...Pls pay him no heed, Tis just a troll.[/color]

Tonnyray:
The thread is not about you.
Let that sink in first.

[color=#1980BC] It is BECAUSE of him...Even though you would have loved it to be BECAUSE of you but that position has already been taken.Now let that sink in first.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Oga try import the module updated or call it very well...whether it is in the main or standard module or not and why would you name your file 'main'.py? It's bad practice to name a file with the same name as a module in python....Or are you a learner?[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Your food is our food and our food is my food..... And when the cell is filled up, the new comers will stand or stoop from night till daybreak.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Guy, you go suffer well well.. Haha.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Its a Simple Sturvs where you have to work with Http module, a list function to store the credentials, a time function to separate each automation in intervals and blah blah blah[/color]

[color=#1980BC][b] Cold approaching is not for the faint hearted....especially when you come at your prey without status symbols.....infact I believe cold approach is one prime generator of hot approach from women because women are attracted inexplicably to men who exhibit frame or are quite confident in themselves.....When you cold approach women and get shot down multiple times there is the tendency for one to develop thick skin against insecurities, lack of self confidence or self worth in one self...I mean, you already down...why fear a fall? Therefore you enjoy the thrill factor thus you take more risks, hell, you start applying that to life in general.... you take the initiative, you make that deal, things stop happening to you instead you try to make things happen...then you become unplugged, unchained like Neo and start doing things you wouldn't ordinarily do...like wearing dreadlocks, going sky diving, going about your apartment complex bare chested minding your business confidently or wearing body fitting gear whilst going commando with your 'package' bulging in all its glory inside your tight fittings...you do things men, beta men will baulk at.....Before you know with, women now sense the confidence oozing from you... you get compliments, here and there.... you get "the eyes'......if you are a simp, this is the point you start arranging pointless dates but as a redpiller who just likes the pussy....... you collect premium grade females....females that are your spec....financial wise and sexual wise, ofcourse all these females are sorted already from 'your tribe'.........Then you spin them all into plates....just knock yourself out.[/b][/color]

minimum number of laptops to fit into the minimum time intervals allotted for laptop rentals in one day will be the same number of laptops the school is obliged to rent irrespective of the population size of the school........

Mhistaedie01:
Good day guys

I started programming out of passion at first until when stuffs got really tough that I got really got concerned about the money. Currently I'm learning Javascript as i intend to be a web developer. I know the basics of html and css.

Most times I do see adverts from some developers about building a website for 20k some of them 15k and it's very discouraging to see such adverts. I'm asking senior and experienced web developers if this is how much they charge for so much work they put into building a website.

I know how much my parent sacrificed to get me a laptop and I would to repay them handsomely.
Please i'll be delighted if I can get a mentor here. Learning on your own can be confusing at times.

[color=#1980BC] Forget web, just go into data mining.[/color]

ubunja:
long time man. And yes, thinking on your feet remains the skill that separates the pros from everyone else. Amazing things happen when you let go and move with the flow.

How's your new year so far boss?

[color=#1980BC] The new year just started, let us where it will take us...And How's your daughter?[/color]

ubunja:
Women are unpredictable. Women are confusing. So men must fold their hands and resign themselves to their fate? And make no attempt to understand? No.

What if you misread the signals?
As a rule you never work with one greenlight. I explained you add several greenlights together to come to your conclusion. Eg,, she calls you to fix the light, then she changes into something revealing because "it's so hot today!" And makes all excuses to be in your personal space especially when she keeps touching you.

Now, how you respond is not by suddenly stopping and kissing her or whatever. You can be misreading everything!!

What you do is YOU PLAY THE SAME GAME. You mirror and copy her! She comes in with a smaller blouse claiming it's hot, you take your t-shirt off in agreement.
I can give you various scenarios to do but I'm wary because it must never be about you memorizing what to do, but being resourceful enough that you can think on your feet and adapt to your situation. That's what's important.

[color=#1980BC] Tis funny because I remember one time I had to improvise and think on my feet to the extent that I took off all my clothes to prove a point....Where I was zooming headlong into friend zone that singular act got me laid..Phew..[/color]

Oleru120:
I want to thank everyone here. I have been following this thread for the past 3 years.

[color=#1980BC] Excuse me but are you related to one Chimdi Oleru?..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Fuel price will be increased...Buhari is not done with Nigerians yet..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Ichidodo has tested positive to the Omicron variant Covid-19, currently self isolating at his residence with his stash of weed and wishes you all Happy New Year..[/color]

dunmorris:
AHH this one hard oo.

[color=#1980BC] Shine your eyes else your alpha widow wife fit name your next pikin after one childhood crush...[/color]