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Programming / Re: Let's Talk About OpenAI ChatGPT. What's The Future of Developers ? by ichidodo: 7:25am On Dec 13, 2022
Malory:
Hello good morning. You emailed me but I'm only using a random email address that I've forgotten about the password. What's up?
I'm sorry, where did I email you?..
Programming / Re: Let's Talk About OpenAI ChatGPT. What's The Future of Developers ? by ichidodo: 8:52pm On Dec 11, 2022
The Open AI Chatbot is just a reference API and not the end of the world...Use the tool to automate your coding procedures while you focus on other things...Like bringing good ideas to life.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 3:28pm On Dec 09, 2022
PaulJohn45:

Make I update again o
It's cool...Just make sure you put a ring on it in good time if you're certain about her... But remember, A.W.AL.T..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 4:46am On Dec 09, 2022
VERTEX1:


Thank you so much. Can you tell me what likely meals of 2k calories will be like.
Enough already...Just take drugs that will improve your appetite and make you sleep.... because it isn't about how much calories of food you take but how frequently you put something in your mouth...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 9:39am On Dec 01, 2022
@OfficialDJ...Here is a screenshot of the App taken from the Mobile phone of an existing customer....See that "About" feature? That's where our Legacy will be set in stone and you get to be a part of that...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 9:00am On Dec 01, 2022
ichidodo:
typing
If they all had an App embedded in their supply chain where people can see, interact, experience and easily login to enjoy their services, it's like having a shop only for it to exist on the mobile phones of thousands of people (if their service skills and service talents are exceptional and convenient plus a prompt delivery system) boom! They can turn their businesses into franchises and be every where you go like MTN.All with the power of the Mobile App embedded within...You can help their business growth...I have got four Business Apps in my stable, but I would like to promote this my laundry app from an APK(to help with peer-to-peer software download) to an App bundle on Google play store and Apple Store for a much wider software download coverage like MTN (every where you..go).. Server hosting fees is quite hefty, subsidizing my server costs and App Publishing fees would be helping to push the ministry very far ahead and on top of that you get a place of mention and a piece of Immortality in the "About" feature of the Mobile App in addition to the fact that I will declare a massive discount for those in here who want to take their business growth up to TikTok level growth.This discount should make for a very affordable Mobile App Development,enough for the client's business to scale on a massive level..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 9:00am On Dec 01, 2022

Mine is embedded with An App, imagine Uber but instead of servicing people in terms of transportation but servicing people in terms of clean laundry...I just upload copies of the App to my existing customers phones to make service delivery very convenient and interactive to all parties thus my app becomes a business ad that people can see and experience starting with their mobile phones.Hell, sometimes we get 'hits' by those we didn't upload the app to only that they got it from an existing customer and some of them could be using the other laundries but because of the speed and convenience our app, their laundry are now ours to service.. This tech can be applicable to all comers,like that student(mikesomething) who does shoes or the other guy who does grilled chicken or carwash or whatever...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 8:59am On Dec 01, 2022
ichidodo:
typing

We know it is so because of the commercial viability that exists there-in but what about exploring the commercial prospects of 20th century industries like Agriculture, Local Trade and Commerce, Education, Pharmaceutical, Medicine, Transportation (We need more Uber and Bolt startups for our burgeoning population) with 21st century tech innovations....The truth of the matter is that most of the itineraries of these industries are subsident thus might not or cannot be able to afford these solutions (do you know how much an App like Uber costs?) even though these solutions is certain to make them "blow"....I have a solution that will be great for all parties..I got this side gig, a laundry mart....But you know there a dozen other laundry marts in my area and who started far ahead of me, so what's so special about mine?

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 8:58am On Dec 01, 2022
The Gig economy is now a big deal especially since its debut during the pandemic, hell,it is a sizeable chunk of most First World economies growth aggregation with the rise of big tech companies like FAANG and the thousands of tech startups based over there....But what about us? The third world? We have population...We have the market capacity or capitalization or the f**k it is called...Hell we no longer live on trees and Android touch screen phones can be found in hand on the palms of the very least of our society.So why can't we harness that power to boost our Gig economy like China for instance? The only tangible aspect of that can only be found in the financial and transport sectors like Uber,Bolt, Flutter wave etc......

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 8:58am On Dec 01, 2022
OfficialDJ:
I'd do a million naira giveaway here on the 1st of December...
10 business ideas will get 100k each....


I'd rather empower men with that amount than hoe around with it ...

Watch this space.

Ya'll are doing a bad job ignoring that rabid dog below....
One of my favorite pastimes is making a sales pitch especially when you know the product is gonna blow minds away both techies and non techies alike....In the global economic space today, there is such a thing known as the "Gig economy", kinda like a third-party, onshore/offshore , outsourcing dichotomy where monolithic sales systems and supply chains are broken down into well distributed systems for efficient and lucrative customer service delivery... (To be contd, next page)

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 8:37am On Nov 26, 2022
ubunja:
ladies there were saying these massages are an acceptable way for women to buy sex without making it awkward. And I remember one saying like in the West there's a shortage of romance ever since hookup culture took off. It's all sex sex sex and very little intimate stuff. So massages are gaining popularity cause they're filling that gap.
[color=#198BC] Massage parlors with 'a happy ending ' are against the law in the US....So the individual himself must be putting himself on the social media space for those who might need 'home servicing'.. Unlike South Africans ,Nigerians are a conservative lot so I don't see this kind of shtick kicking off anytime soon but then again so we said about stripper culture, online betting,crypto trading, online pimping and prostitution, tattoo and body piercing etc. In South Africa, it would most definitely be a hit, hell we could even take it online, i could code a Mobile App with Flutter to collate customers, arrange appointments, handle cash reciepts,gather social media momentum,you know..and you just do your sexy thang.. .[/color]

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 8:06am On Nov 26, 2022
ubunja:
ladies there were saying these massages are an acceptable way for women to buy sex without making it awkward. And I remember one saying like in the West there's a shortage of romance ever since hookup culture took off. It's all sex sex sex and very little intimate stuff. So massages are gaining popularity cause they're filling that gap.
[color=#198BC] Massage parlors with 'a happy ending ' are against the law in the US....So the individual himself must be putting himself on the social media space for those who might need 'home servicing'...[/color]

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Programming / Re: How Much Will It Take Me To Develop An App Like Dreamily by ichidodo: 1:21am On Nov 26, 2022
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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 1:12am On Nov 26, 2022
ubunja:
You gents need to follow these massage pages on Instagram,,,, the things these dudes are doing to these women,,, AND what the women are saying in the comments!...how they're all eager for it... I'm sure this particular guy's DMs are overflowing... Maybe that's a possible side hustle for some guys here...lol
That's Chiropractics, a noble profession the reprobate malfeasance has turned into a sh**t show and thirst trap all for the gram..... What's the sh*t, with flowers and bamboo as well as half naked bikini clad ebolas, all about? When I do Yoga, I just go..Boom! it's done...No scented candles or what not.. Same thing with qualified chiropractors out there, you need a medical adjustment done on your person? Boom! You get on a Chiropractor's table, Boom! Boom! It's Done, you're on your way...No f**king about..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 4:33pm On Nov 24, 2022
Dabronze:
interesting..................
Seriously, I do martial arts...Rep my school UNN at Nuga Games 2008 in Taekwondo featherweight class...Got knocked out in the second round..I no even reach quarterfinal...Man's grown old now as joints and muscles begin to stiffen,these days I just do Yoga as recreation to fire them up.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 12:43pm On Nov 24, 2022
Dabronze:
THE GAME PLAN TO CURE ONEITIS

If you admit that you have f**cked up to be in oneitis relationship then that's the first step to cure it and get the solution

Here are the few steps :-


- Accept that no woman is more important than you


- Delete all her picture in you phone and anything that will make you think of her

-Go out with your friends

- Start new hobbies
Engaged yourself in more productive hobbies to replace the void you are feelings

Learning new skills like programming Graphics Design, Freelance writing, Forex trading ,how to make money online ,venture into a profitable business ,have multiple source of income


- Learn Combat skills
Learning martial-art skills like kick-boxing and Brazilian jiu jitsu to defend yourself
it will also give you sense of power and confidence to overcome any attack against you


Lifting weight and body work-out is one of the best in cure oneitis it not only increase your testosterone but it will also make you stay in shape and get respected by men & women


- Accepting that she is not special
There are over 8 billion people in the world don't waste your time on one girl

- Have a goals and execute them

- Chase your purpose
One of the best strategy to cure oneitis is to chase purpose if you don't have create one be good at it and be making money it will give you fulfilment, success and money

These are the things you can't get from a woman you are obsessed with. Ironically it will give you the opportunity to have more options of women and also give you something to focus while you are getting over her.

Becoming a true man means to put your purpose before any girl

Pedeastalize creating wealth and not women you will get the reward in time


Overcoming oneitis takes time. But it will happen. However, you have to be willing to put in the effort. Developing a oneitis cure comes down to taking action to live your life for yourself and not someone else.


If you follow the steps above, you’ll know how to stop oneitis once and for all. It’s up to you to actually do it. Accept that you f**ked up by obsessing over one girl.

Then get your life on track.

Make changes and kick yourself into action
Wake up early
Try intermittent fasting + eating healthy so you’ll burn fat and boost testosterone
Put in effort everyday to be productive and build momentum

Force yourself to get out of the house. Create your purpose and grow yourself as a man.

Master your time management
By doing the right thing at the right time

Focus on bigger and better things.
Then you’ll have so many options that you’ll have an abundance mindset.

Finding a oneitis cure just takes a refocusing of your masculine energy into your purpose, other women, and your hobbies.

And when you ever do get in another relationship, keep your purpose first, and be the alpha leader she wants you to be.

>>>>>> NEXT UP <<<<<<

MAINTAIN STRONG FRAME WITH WOMEN
I know Kung Fu...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: David Beckham Is 'Open To Talks' Over Manchester United Takeover by ichidodo: 5:54am On Nov 24, 2022
With the money the Glazers have drained out of Manure, to think what Manure would have become today if not for these parasites...

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is To Leave Manchester United By Mutual Agreement (Photo) by ichidodo: 6:57pm On Nov 22, 2022
Whoever advised Cr7 on that Piers Morgan interview should run for President.... talk about killing a thousand birds with one stone.. He has all to play for this world cup to set up a good window in the January transfer market, all on his terms of course. He doesn't have to go through the time wasting, emotional draining,player value reducing cesspit and BS that is Manure and their experimentation crap with very much crappy players like Maguire and co, Hell..No more f**king mind games with ETH. Clubs will definitely line up to acquire his signature therefore he can choose which one will suit his needs as far as Champions League Football and Balloon d or are concerned, let's not even get started about prolonging and promoting his brand as CR7...What a lucky lucky boy..

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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: Karim Benzema Is Out Of The World Cup by ichidodo: 7:13am On Nov 20, 2022
I think this will have to be the most unpredictable and exciting World Cup ever with some unknown talents itching to step up and stake their claim on a global stage...

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Programming / Re: Vacancy!!! 20 Freelancers Needed To Work On A Project by ichidodo: 9:49am On Nov 18, 2022
Haybee7:
I urgently need at least 20 freelancers to collaborate and work as a community on a 6 months projects. These are exactly the skills needed :

1.) Graphics designer
2.) Content writer
3.) Programmers
4.) Digital marketers
5.) Logos and animation
6.) English/Chinese translation
7.) Transcribers
8.) Website design

NB: All candidates will be interviewed digitally to select the possible best for the job, payment and other entitlements will be discussed on zoom.
Intermediate Java Programmer, Experienced Python Programmer and Hardcore Flutter Mobile App Developer....Contact: menykejude@gmail.com.
Travel / Re: Passenger Plane Plunges Into Lake Victoria, Tanzania, Rescue Operations Underway by ichidodo: 11:50am On Nov 06, 2022
If it plunged during a landing procedure gone wrong then there could be survivors especially if they know how to swim (lake Victoria is a placid lake)... But if it was something that broke up in mid air then the G-forces exerted on the passengers, individually, just before they touch the water surface will tear them to pieces, it's a good thing they won't feel any pain because death would be instantaneous..

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Programming / Re: Is There Any Hope For A Developer Without Any Degree? by ichidodo: 11:47am On Nov 06, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


You need to be very good to start something and that being good comes from a track record of experience. Most of the successful tech entrepreneurs in Nigeria worked in the sector they founded startups in for years. The founders of paystack worked in banks for over 10 years. The present CEO of flutter waves has been working in various banks and was the team lead at access bank. He has been working as a developer in Fintech since 2002 when I was still in nursery school. The newer startups like chowdeck and co founders all worked in well renowned startups like paystack before launching out.

You have to build capacity in the beginning also the network for raising funds. You can't just start something after you struggled to find 100k to buy laptop and Sapa dey and your skills are still rubbish.
We all started from rubbish even the best of coders or startups, so no need denigrating humble beginnings.. @ devdev, I think the best thing for you right now is to build up your capacity and knowledge base, forget about money or employment..At this point, allow coding to be a hobby as you navigate through its endless possibilities for your niche. You can start with having an idea that programming can resolve or having a programmatic idea that could resolve issues of local businesses around you.. You necessarily don't need a degree to start an idea...Seek the idea first and all things will be added unto you. .

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 11:17am On Nov 06, 2022
obinna58:
Reached here, going back to page 1 to re digest the undigested ones grin, keep em coming guys.

I guess Men can never be free from women manipulations no matter who you think you are.
I took my dad to hospital to confirm his health status through series of lab tests, after everything it was time to meet the doctor. We were on the queue waiting to see the doc for explanations when I spot this beautiful MILF, she's probably in her mid-forties but doesn't look like someone who's married or have kids, still in shape, curvy, sexy, beautiful dress, an instant look will make you think she's materialistic due to heavy looking jewelries on her body, looking at how she behaves you'll know she's very impressed with her self look, I got to understand she's one of the senior consultant doctors when she started issuing commands to staffs, securities. Within 3mins on the stand of about 50people she was the most active, noticeable controlling person there(I don't need anyone to tell me how many men is at her feet and why she's so possessive).
Fortunately I was directed to her department and we waited for our turn, on getting to her office, my dad sat, I brought out scan, lab tests and about to explain things she cut me off, asked me to give her the tests results and began analyzing to my dad herself, well her analysis wasn't bad, not so impressive either, along the line I asked a question, she ignored and continued, I wanted to ask again, she looked and asked if I'm dumb and why was I pressing phone when she was talking(that moment I know I met the wrong doc, I wasn't pressing phone and I was paying attention to her everywords) still ok I kept calm(young quiet innocent looking me wey be peace maker ubanja for don break her head and light the hospital on fire by now grin) but that was a bit rude, she told my dad grown ups this days are terrible, though she went back to explain things a bit, after her analysis I took the test results, I won't play with dad's health, I needed to be very sure and I rather be thrown out by the security.
I ask some couple of questions and that was when the problem started,
She said she gave us more time than usual (I no surprise cos people tolerate bulsh!t) and have plenty people to attend to which is true, I raised my voice so people outside office can hear us well, I accused her of being rude and corrected her I wasn't pressing phone, I told her I paid for everything and I deserve a clear understanding about my dad's health which I'm not getting, so this the professionalism I've been hearing about this hospital, why showing more concerned about money than people's health, this time staffs, my dad were already calming me down,2 more doctors rushed in and was like I shouldn't be talking to a doctor like that, she denied my accusations and they try to make things look normal, 3 of them now attending to me, they answered me well and prescribed drugs, the woman now doing damage control telling me they care so about the patient that don't I see 3 doctors attending papa.
Everything went smooth and my dad heightened his respect for me.
Out of the 3 doctors was male, was surprised she was controlling the male too, same level oo, asking him for help in a way as if it's his responsibility, he was doing it shamefully.

Her character, attitude and the way she talks is very intimidating, 100% full of herself, I won't be surprised she has downed so many men on her life path (simps) which gave her such possessive nature like she deserves everything.


We call these feisty ones, Alpha widows. Possibly she takes so much from her father ,check and notice any tomboy foibles in her youth, or possibly some long lost Alpha boyfriend.To put this one to heel, one has to be very wild like terry G or Charlie boy, nonchalant almost to the point of aloofness whilst having a rep of being combustible and unpredictable...Well played, quite sure she took notice of you. We could put you through on how to play your cards to net this one but be warned, it might not end well...Like when you jump on the back of a raging bull.. The partner compatible with her for long term stints would be a very effeminate man... Reminds me of that Punch newspaper cartoon series " Efe and Jude" ( if you read newspapers during the 90s/00s) notice that the female came before the male..

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Gaming / Re: Original And Faultess Xbox One Wanted In Abuja by ichidodo: 8:02am On Oct 31, 2022
Kingray10:

Boss it's about programming. I need some to guide/direct me. Please...
How do you want me to direct you?
Gaming / Re: Original And Faultess Xbox One Wanted In Abuja by ichidodo: 10:00pm On Oct 30, 2022
Kingray10:

Hello, please I need your help.
Sorry it's not about game. It's about programming
Yeah? What's up?
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 1:48pm On Oct 27, 2022
@Konozongo....I'd give a thousand times of what I am now to start or rewind life back to 24, given what I know now based on redpill...Let me not kid you, I ain't no dead beat right now but if I had redpill @ 24, I'd sure be the President.....of the United States, by this time. My point is, you still have the, sweet and most valuable commodity in the world, luxury of time to write your own ticket. A ticket that can take you any where you imagine in life, that's what the knowledge of redpill has placed in your hands....And so, I urge you not to f**k it up with depressive and anxious thoughts borne of an inherent blue pilled mindset... Because 24 will not rewind itself again, you've got to use this knowledge and time to seize the initiative, write you own story so that when you look back at age 40, you gonna be like " f**k yeah, I made it"..

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Politics / Re: Wike Reveals Why Atiku Is Not On Rivers State PDP Campaign Posters by ichidodo: 5:24am On Oct 25, 2022
Well, that's Atiku telling Wike to f**k off, isn't it?

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 7:34pm On Oct 23, 2022
Calibrator:
While the outward appearances might be similar.... No two pussy are alike intrinsically!
No, bro...They all alike and equal intrinsically because every pussy came with an hymen, every pussy has a clitoris, every pussy is connected to the cervix via the birth canal, so when you remove all extraneous conditions like virgin pussy,married pussy, even teenage pussy, the condition remains true. That's why it is said that you don't pedestalize pussy, you pedestalize yourself and your peace of mind. It comes from a mindset of abundance when you voluntarily deny yourself access to certain pussies not out circumstances but for principles.What is a man without principles but an accident waiting to happen.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by ichidodo: 1:22pm On Oct 23, 2022
Streak47:


Thanks for shedding more light. She's watered down there... highly lubricated..my thing just fails with high resistance. But I will try. Thanks.
Nah bro, don't try it... Except you like having a heap of bones on your conscience or better still, you want to commit to her but if you ain't ready to settle down then it's really not worth the trouble, believe me , being there,done that....Besides, intrinsically all pussies are the same, the only thing of true worth is your peace of mind.This is why when I game, teens,married women and virgins are off-limits...

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Programming / Re: What To Do You Do When You Lose Interest In Coding by ichidodo: 4:01pm On Oct 19, 2022
I play football manager 2022 whilst reading up some programming literature..
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Funk And Pop Songs Of The 1970s, '80s and 1990s by ichidodo: 10:53pm On Oct 17, 2022
naptu, you got that pepper soup song by Esse?..
Politics / Re: Battle For 2023: Atiku, PDP Troubled As Wike's Opposition Rises by ichidodo: 8:54am On Oct 15, 2022
Atiku should just resolve this conundrum once and for all..Haba, mana..

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