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critique101: The woman wan use the guy do jazz. Y will she offer money for it?

She was having a crush on me. She wanted to lay me but I told her I can't break with her. So, she offered some money.

Mindependent: Op please wait, I'm willing and able. I'm here for you. Email me on sexysandy@yahoo.com

I think that mail is invalid dear

Chicolee: Your first time is supposed to be with someone special. Money is not everything, if you have other means of sorting out school stuffs, please ignore the older lady.

thanks

Xsenga: AM A VIRGIN 2 N I'VE BEEN LOOKING 4 A VIRGIN BOY. WHERE CAN WE MEET SO DAT WE CAN DISVIRVIN OUR SELFS?

pls...if u're serious send ur contact to me via this messenger(SANTALUKAS@BINU.COM) with your email or any messenger.thanks

I am 24, male from ....... Am still a virgin but am now ready to break. Am confused on how to go about it cos I can't find d courage to approach any girl and revealing d ill-hearing fact of being a virgin. But, then someone is offering me a huge money for it but she's 43 and married. Though, I need d money for school stuffs, I can't imagine myself selling my virginity for money.
I desperately need to feel a woman's inbetween. I've waited a long time for this, I decided I wil break when am 24. I usually fantasize it to be an older woman (late 20s or early 30s) deeply experienced to make it a memorable. But, I can,t find any and am ashamed to approach any woman for it.
Should I go for d older Woman that offered money since I can't meet up with d kind of woman I want?
Pls advice...its urgent..
Thanks.

Missionary position? Nah,
overdone. Try these selection of
handy configurations of carnal
knowledge.

How to satisfy your lady
sexually
2013-11-27 08:35
Abuja - Missionary position? Nah,
overdone. Try our selection of
handy configurations of carnal
knowledge. All you need is a
consenting partner and a sense
of adventure.
There’s one big benefit to the
positions we’ve chosen: they hit
the spot for women. We’ve rated
each one’s do-ability as easy,
moderate or tricky and the
results as sighs, moans or OH-
YES, along with instructions on
making it work.
A little inversion
You’ll need a low bed, futon or
couch for this one, and some
cushions or pillows on the floor
so she won’t hurt her head.
How: She lies on her back on the
bed, then slides off the side so
that her head, shoulders and
upper back are over the edge
and resting on the cushions. You
move in and penetrate her,
bracing yourself on the edge of
the bed or whatever other
furniture is available.
Why it works: the position
stretches her belly, pulling the
lips of her vagina so that your
penis makes good contact with
her clitoris. And her breasts will
be close to your face, which is
always nice.
Do-ability: tricky.
Results: moans.
End-on
Two pillows and a bed are all you
need here.
How: You lie on your back, she
on her side, with your squishy
bits touching and your heads
facing in opposite directions. She
slides down onto your erection.
Why it works: Despite your faces
being apart, there’s a surprising
intimacy to this position. Your
partner can move to whatever
position stimulates her, while
you’ll have an usual amount of
pressure on the head of your
penis. One warning: not all guys’
joysticks are flexible enough to
achieve this position. Check
beforehand.
Do-ability: moderate.
Results: moans to OH-YES.
Rodeo
You need a bed, a pillow and a
reasonably fit set of back
muscles. Lie on your back on the
bed, then slide off until only your
upper back on head are on the
mattress, with your feet taking
your weight on the floor. She
straddles you and uses her feet
to thrust up and down.
Why it works: She has complete
in control of the angle, speed and
depth of the thrusts, but also has
freedom of movement because
she’s supporting her own
weight. Your hands are free to
stimulate her wherever she likes.
Keep your legs braced during her
orgasm, as her knees might go
wobbly for a while.
Do-ability: easy to moderate.
Results: OH-YES
Wall banger
Sit with your back to the
headboard or the wall, with a
pillow behind you. She sits on
your legs facing you, then
bracing herself on your legs, puts
her feet on your shoulders and
slides forward onto your
erection.
Why it works: it’s a very stable
position because you’re
supporting her weight on your
lap, leaving her to use her arms
to push onto and off your penis.
You’ll both have a good view of
your genitals in close contact,
which many women find
intensely arousing.
Do-ability: moderate
Results: moderate.
The nuzzler
She lies on her tummy, on the
bed, with a pillow under her
pelvis. You lie between her legs
and enter vagina from behind.
Why it works: It’s one of the
easiest and most reliable ways to
hit the fabled center of gravity, that coin-
sized bundle of nerves inside the
front of the vagina. Her bottom
will prevent you from
penetrating too deeply and
missing it. It takes a while for
some women to become used to
pressure on the center of gravity, but many
develop an instant liking for it.
You can whisper sweet nothings
from behind, hence the name.
Do-ability: easy
Results: OH-YES
X-File
You sit on the bed with your legs
open before you knees slightly
bent, while she straddles you.
Why it works: many women find
bronco-like thrusting less fun
than having a penis inside them
providing focused pressure
while their clitoris is stimulated.
You can try holding hands and
leaning back, then focus on
keeping the base of your penis
providing pressure on the
clitoris.
Do-ability: easy
Results: moderate to OH-YES.

sandijey: Given has been my greatest problem! I would sacrifice to make everyone around me happy. Am d last person to buy anybody over! But in a typical african home, u have to buy the family over.it takes me time to get used to people, my ex family said I was proud when in actual fact I was shy!, I had to adjust drastically! Had to go out of my way to play and strike conversations. Is that me buying them over or sacrificing for love? When u meet the family of ur spouse, deception, is the other of the day! U have to be in their good books. As a woman, u have to buy your husbands. Family over and that's d truth whether you're being real or faking it!

Back to the topic, cooking for a guy is also part of the deception. How many women really love cooking? Don't we buy guys over by cooking?everything is a risk. I am talking based on experience. Cooking for a man would not make him marry you!

U guys are making it more a complicated matter. Ofcourse cooking can't find u a man to marry...cooking its nt love. But the question is...Can it be justified morally? Which I wil without any qualms, say YES.

ireneidiva: No energy to even cook for myself talkless of a guy. Mtchew

See ur BIG mouth....Don't bother yourself, d cooking stuff is only for beautiful babes ok..I dnt tink u wil b disturbed.

Gracyel: İ knew someone will come up with d 'money' issue...Av seen nd heard of various cases wher girls also giv their boyfrnds money. So wats d big deal in money. İf a bf wants to use mere money to tie me down to be his slave, let him go nd swallow his money. How much are u guys even giving girls, that u always make a big deal out of it!!!!

Is there any special kinda blessing or sèxstyle u girls give guys that u would make a deal out from just mere cooking?

simply_me: and this is someone who sees your unclothedness and sleeps with you on a daily basis.
So what's moral about cooking for him? Nonsense.

what's moral abt sleeping with him on daily basis and receiving BB monthly subscription from him?

Niseamaka: Boy, do you vote for candidates or political parties?. God sometimes sends a messiah to cleanse and make a country great. Nigeria is one of those countries that desperately needs that kind of messiah. So if that messiah surfaces on the Nigerian political terrain, you wouldn't vote for him or her due to political party affiliation. Nigeria's democracy will not made any headway if people like you will not vote for credible candidates because of the party the person belong to. Just as was the case during the 2nd republic when any animal can win an election in any of the core northern States so long as it's a member of NPN.

And how many messiah has God given us through PDP in d country. Charity begins at home, happiness begins at home and the messiah u're yarning about will begin at home. Anything good can't surface out from sumtin bad..a messiah for Ndi Anambra cannot come from APC or PDP.

olatunji21: i probably knw ur standard..i dnt join words with Riff-Raff..continue ur ranting
Am off frm d thread

U'd probably knw my standard but I knw urs already......

cocoC: If she doesn't like u, she doesn't no matter wat u do. If u decide to spend on her, she'll take it n thank u. But dat's it. No show for u, o'boy

No show at all..even after d gifts. Nawa o una get mind o me no gree o. If u no love me, after my gift give me OFE AKWU make I go my way.

Let d father check him up for d backyard of dat Aguata shrine..e fit be say d Ezemmuo wan prepare am for Europe football..u knw na like Drogba.

Annie2gud: Has amuneke finally kidnap him? #just asking tho#

amuneke? Who's amuneke

Who said love and relationships isn't a game. I can see everyone is already playing. Dats wot I enjoi most in life....GAME

Ecalose: That the election was peaceful doesn't mean it was free and fair. It only means that Anambrarians were civil; which is very commendable. But when a lot of eligible voters are disenfranchised due to INEC's incompetence, which Jega did not deny, then it was by no means free and fair.

So cancellation of d election would probably franchised the disenfranched...girl they were nt disenfranchised, I don't see d word fit to d incident. Dia right to vote were not taken from them illegally, its an error from a legal body. Cancel d election hundred times, d same scenario would reappear even at its worse.

Akosbaba: tell that to punch or is olatunji the owner of punch?

And is dat d only newsfeed on d PUNCH? He got what he's looking for

D poster is by Olatunji by name, probably from d Western part of d country and d PDP spokesman Olisa Metuh working for d party that has its national headquater at Abuja. Please Olatunji stop promoting chaosity via media in d State. Both of u shouldn't complain or feed d nation wit information concerning Anambra. @Op concentrate on ur state and mr Metuh, run ur job from d headquater, and not from d State.

ydass: May be you meant to say, he should start been real. Imagine acting oyinbo movie for Nigerian girl.

What is flower an chocolate?

Why not invite her to the movies and buy her pop corn..lol

I prefer Pepsi and dry meat..they lyk it a lot.

u gaz find a gal of ur class

Ladies ar ladies, wome ar womdn and girls are girls. There is notin like class there

I was banned yesterday by @antispambot for nothing. If u guys cannot regulate that thing then u beta joking there. I wasn't happy and I dnt lyk. Sexkilkz, Ogugua, jahbee abeg make e no happen again ooo.

snthesis: hi Guys,
i just found the love of my life

U've neva wooed her. She has nt fallen 4 u and yet u're too quick to conclude she's d love of ur life...sounds to me u're OFEKE.

I wonder who votes for a governor that lavishes money on people and things that is nt promoting d economy and standard of livin. When he presented his fiscal year budget plan, did he budget to host celebrities on d 11 month of d year?.

sCun: You are too lazy to even spell simple words completely. How do you want us to believe you aren't too lazy to run a business.

bro..its no issue. The guy made a very apparent point. Ground No Level Atall.

faamo419: Chaiiii karen oooooo ...happy for u

my dear

freakybaby: . She's a fool naaa....her face like dat of chucky's of child's play....On front page Rubbish...NEXT!!!

d last time I checked faces don't buy british identity.

e fit be say Na Malaria dey worri am. Notin go do am. Anytin wey go do am...back to sender...

tellwisdom: You people are so myopic that you think it costs a billion naira to host common artists.

In dat case u won...neva gonna talk abt it.

IYA NGBALI: If she likes let he become american citzen,all I know is that a female monkey is missing in the zoo

Female monkey missing in a special way..at least its worth d controversy.