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SimonAndal: I'll buy The Vatican stocks. The catholic church is the richest conglomeration church ever!

lol..

careytommy: No christian should bother replying anybody on this thread.
Let them have their fill.

But you did... Tnks for passing by.

airmark: This stupid thread should n't be on the front page. I know full well that Seun and his moderators would n't do such with Islam. The OP, na marijuana icon. Nincompoops .

Is that all you can come up with....?sml

gabman700: Does it mean Nlders are bad investors only investing with sentiments.
No one made mention of the Roman Catholic church with trillions of dollar investment. Initially it was IMMOBILIARE etc. A country like phillippine has bulk of its holdings (worth over 2 trillion peso) with catholic branch of phillippine, i can only imagine what other branches will possess cumulatively.
I'll go 4 d Catholic Church.

You are a true business man.... Lol

pd piper pippen: To everyone who has commented, u are all children of dogs, u all were fathered by monkeys, may u die slow painful deaths, may u sow and another man reap, may ur days be filled with sorrow and pain. Bunch of FOOLS!!!

Displaying the qaulities of 21st century christain... U r pathetic!

pd piper pippen: This thread and all who are responding, is a clear case of blatant stupidity gone on rampage! I ccant believe that nairaland is so STUPID a forum to allow for such arant rubbish! Mmtttchheeewwww!!

Including you!!!! You should left without leaving a comment. Busy body

ifihearam: @poster
You are the biggest fool on nairaland to bring the house of God into ridicle
And to those of you that have commented negatively,you are all useless and mentally derailed.

You talk about things of God as if you are equals with HIM. Can you talk negatively bout mosques and their imams?? Wtf is wrong with some of you here sef and to make it worst it made the homepage.

Moderators be very careful

Nawa ohhh!!!!! All these curses from a child of God..

afam4eva: I no fit laugh. These non-beleivers are funny sha.

Pls watch it... Think before you speak.

Martian: For future growth, I would buy CEC stock because oyaks feeds on ignornace.
If we go by the posts of some of his sheep on this board, one can only imagine how stupendously ignorant the rest of the sheep must be.
Since oyaks is still young, he has at least 20 years left to rake in the big bucks, unless jesus decides to ride pegasus down from the kingdom of god and rapture his goats.
With efficient branch managers like joagbaje peddling that jewish mythological heroin, there is not limit to the amount of money to be made.

Easyohhhh

musKeeto: omg we made front page...
*clears throat*
Ehmm, thank you, its an honour.. First I would like to thank Mr. Seun, the moderators, my laptop, laptop desk, pen drive, Nepa for giving me the power to post, the great Thieves whom this thread is based on, Nlanders for keeping it real, my girlfriend, and before I forget, God...

lols

Okija_juju: Winners Chapel.. That Yoruba Nigger sure knows the church hussle..

RCCG..

Sign Fireman Ministries - I would buy like 500,000 naira worth of shares here because its a young company but their strategy for penetrating the market is unique and I like it!!

perfect!!!!!

cyril83: Will rather chop my money than buying into any churches coz rapture may happen @ any tym

lols

kaiter: Great thread [img]http://www.lzxin.info/g.php[/img]

tnks folk..

Mr. Globe:
WInners. Winners and Winners Chapel. Those guys have some affinity for making money

Any right thinking person would see that and its potentials as good investment.

Martian: I'll buy winners stock because they have the most gullible sheep and those sheep will always be bring in the revenue. When you can slap people, take their money, flaunt it in their faces and they don't protest, you're officially a Demi god and oyedepo is currently the Steve jobs of the church business. Praise baby Jesus.

If currentt stories are true, winners can even misplace babies and nothing happens. The parents are so far gone that they waited almost a year to start thinking of maybe they need to contact law enforcement. If this sorry is true, then the caliber of sheep oyedepo has will make him wealthy for thennext three generations.

spoke like a true business man....

Calebsky: There was a bomb blast at rumuokoro park in port harcourt this morning. Lots of people died. As i make this post my hands are tired and my eyes are full of tears.

I JUST CONFIRMED THE BLAST !!! WHICH WAY NIGERIA

logicboy: They cant go public because they lose their tax exempt status. The would also have to expose their transactions. They dont want the public to know that they have been paying sexy usher girls to reign in male believers, do they?

lols

logicboy: They cant go public because they lose their tax exempt status. The would also have to expose their transactions. They dont want the public to know that they have been paying sexy usher girls to reign in male believers, do they?

lols

musKeeto: Aren't they public already? Don't they give out spiritual dividends? The only stakeholders that win are clearly the G.Os and politicians...

For the rest of us, the only way our stocks will yield physical dividends is when we wait on GOD..

More like it sha, but thats not exactly what I mean. Think of their growth rate and investments. Nowadays they see educations as an investment instead of investing in education.

If Churches Were To Go Public, Which Of Them Would You Buy Into?

Just kind of curious... If churches were to go public, I will gladly buy lots of winners church shares...not forgeting christ embassy and RCCG ofcourse. Whats your take?

Nb: Pls answer like a business minded person. Thanks

spyder880: Yes I have finished the house, (if you will allow me to claim I have finished only the downstair section) my family will be moving in this week. The costs has gone past N5m if I can remember but there is no time to itemize the expenses.

Thanks alot for that. Please do you have link where I can see the pic. Thanks again.

@spyder..
Please I lost touch with the thread so I have few questions to ask.
Have you finished the house? What is the cost of the project so far? Thanks..

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suzy:
He told she is not the one for him,dats they should just be friends

Nawa

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@Poster
Where are u at?,

Guitarlife:
I am quite disappointed with the way my brother's and sis's have deserted this thread after my comment. I hope op will not delete my comment (lol). Now would you prefer your mum to tell you she slept with all the men she dated before meeting your dad? And imagine some one saying that a guy that does not ask for sex in 8 months of courtship is not normal? What kind of message are we sending out to our nieces in secondary schools? Please if you are unfortunate to have been misled in your previous life there is ample time for redemption but to now start misleading innocent teens on cyberspace is as worse as paedophilia cos most of you on nairaland are inspiration to many faceless individuals, but you might not know. I for one have some people I look up to here. And I still submit no, it is not normal to be sleeping around like a dog in the name of relationship and I mean fiance here, cos many a fiance's have gone there separate way's just in the nick of time of tying the knot's. Let us join hand's together to repel this craziness that we have bought with civilization. The end result is broken hearts here and there imagine a woman have never even slept with a guy before break up bet me, she is going to be affected less than if they had been sleeping together.God bless our mother's who understood the sanctity of coitous and kept it sacred. Imagine 10 years from now would you be proud if your own daughter were reading your own posts up here? Please let us reason with our brains cos destinies are being mortgaged everyday cos of lack of self control . The devil has almost turned everybody to a Reproduction slave. God help us.

                At last somebody is speaking out!!!!!

Ten Kobo:
This man symbolises all that Boko Haram fight against, THE EVIL OF WESTERN EDUCATION.

                       

Z-bet:
Alryw, he said he's bn interestd in me 4 lng ok, am nt dating him yet bt he's bn around me 1 yr nw n i knw he luvs me bt i jst dnt knw wats stoppin me 4rm luvin him n datin him n am nt dating anothr guy. We'v nt talkd much bt i knw he's nyc. He told me wat he tot, dt am doubtin his luv yet he's serious abt me bt am confusin him, dt oda gals r chasin him n ther he is runnin at risk

One year and you are still keeping him on standby, Hmmmmmm you never JAMMMM!!!

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