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sexkillz: [color=#000030] I've seen this movie too. . . On Africa Magic![/color]

Mine was on Nairaland magic.

onila: it just makes me sick 2 my stomach yuck. .I was in my best friends car yesterday and her dumb sierra-leonian boyfriend kept on saying yo babe u want suya
yo babe you alright!
yo babe its like that
yo babe u want that

PUKE

See a doctor!

190: Subscribing

You fall hand ohhh.. But why?

kpolli: New week, new lie

xactly!!

dotcom_na_me_na_me: [b]poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said, "Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. How can I be involved with you? How could you have thought of that? I can never love you. So, forget about me & get engaged to someone else at your level". But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.
Sometime 10 years later, they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall. The lady said, "Hey! You! How are you? Now I'm married and do you know how much my husband's salary is? $1,700 per month! Can you believe that? And he is also very smart." The guy's eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words. A few seconds later, her husband came but before the lady could say a word, her husband seeing the guy, said, "Sir you're here? Meet my wife." Then he said to his wife, "This is my boss, I'm also one of those working on his $100 million project. And do you know a fact my dear? My boss loved a lady but he couldn't win her heart. That's why he has remained unmarried. How lucky would that lady have been if she had married him. These days, who will love someone that much he said to his wife. The lady looked in total shock but couldn't utter a word. Life is so short and it's just like a mirror. You can only see as much as it reflects. So don't be too arrogant and proud of yourself by looking down on people because situations change with time!
Don't under estimate anyone, cos everyone has potential!.[/b]

Nice story.... But I think the original sounds better.

@op

Congrts! You are a grandpa fcccker and a sl.ut wanna be... You deserve an award

sexkillz: [color=#000030] In other words, she's asking "Why are you Jobless?"[/color]

lol...

DailyNews: Each time I go through your post, I laf my azz off...I see myself grinning & showing off my toothless gum like my aged grandpa struggling with some peace of bush meat...lol...the only place I disagree with you, not that I am condemning u either, becos we all are not perfect, but struggling to perfection, is the area of sleeping with ladies you don't want or wish to marry....maybe I am too old fashioned in that aspect, pardon me....but then, I just wonder why Nigerian ladies cannot have both: excellent character, humility & cute physical appearance. why must they have one & lack in many other qualities nowadays? its so unfortunate that once a Nigerian girl considers herself as pretty or fyn & maybe do receives lots of 'u are fyn' compliment from guys, she transforms herself into a local god that most of them always live to regret later in their lives. sincerely speaking, too much of western culture is arrogance, & thats y we Nigerians must apply wisdom in adopting some western cultures, especially those involving lifestyle, family values, relationship, norms & beliefs. too much of watching oprah winfrey destroys Godly womanliness. why are most pretty rich ladies always single, dovorced or preaching against men? why couldn't oprah winfrey maintain a healthy happy marriage? becos she thinks she has wealth & so all men are worthless & yet lots of ladies see her as a role model. if Bill Gates was a woman, he would never marry becos every man will be bad to her. If Mark Zoekerbeck the owner of facebook was a girl, he would never marry cos all men will be evil to her. If Dangote was a woman, he would never marry becos all men will be monsters coming to rip her off. But all these great men married, but check out some few ladies that were fortunate enof to make it to the rich list- they hardly marry cos of ill-manner & unruly character. all these I keep telling people, are some of the few reasons why a woman ought not to be too rich or excessively empowered with money becos naturally, a woman has no good relationship with money! e.g. give a woman u love too much money & provide all her financial needs & beyond, she terms it that u are using money to entice her, she start to fall for a poorer guy & even give ur money to that guy. if u do not give her money & economizes with her, she calls a a tightfistted man or stingy, etc, they r gud in callin men names. if she has d money herself, every man that is not as rich as she is becomes worthless, gold-digger, wretched, below her class, peanuts, etc. & those above her class want to use her & run, she see them as use & dump, dog, arrogant, controlling, etc...all a woman deserves is little comfort which ought to come from a man (her husband) to make her reasonable, Godly & motherly.

Back to u sagamite, your reason(s) are also inline with that of so many guys including those hiding or avoiding to comment, and thats why lesser & lesser number of marriageable men in Nigeria of today are getting married. If the trend continues, & our Nigerian ladies continue with their recent lifestyle, marriage will go into extinction in Nigeria, & men will just sleep with a female of their choice to have babies which is the most single reason most men are still entering into marriage.

@Jimmayoy, sure I believe u...& the most interesting thing about marriage is the kids...they are wonderful- thinking of them makes me wish to marry, aside that, I am yet to see a genuine reason to marry in this recent times. @ladies reading this, just take this as preaching or sermon or word of tot, etc to look inwards & amend some of your ways & also lean on God to help reform your life. Sincerely speaking, the Nigerian men (rich, poor, average, affluent, just name it) of today are no longer comfortable with your recent way of life; many won't tell you this truth becos they are enjoying & reaping from your wayward & immoral lifestyles....but if you are wise & desire true happiness & love, make a change for your own good & stop copying western cultures & from other unruly ladies. peace!

On point!

Shollypopz:
What a cheap way to attempt to win a discourse, take my words out of context! It's ok!
Well, whether everything can be proven or not, emotion/feeling is not an acceptable contention in proving your point.

lmao....u are so lame! cheat!
Yep, you can be trained to beat the polygraph test.

I like the way you present your case...

@op... God + my best pal Jesus ( he says I will never leave thee nor forsake thee). And also lately gud songs.

I thank you all for the wonderful suggestions.... GOD BLESS YOU ALL...


@spendogram... Bless you Most!

He woke up from sleep...

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Jump off the 3rd mainland, and do her the favour. . . [/color]

well said!

Jenams: Razor or no razor, I swear τ̅o God, u will be a dead meat if u pull any stunt wit me! Йą chics like u dey drive men crazy! Ђδω can u even tink of carryin a razor around I̶̲̥̅̊n Ūя̅ bag while chillin wit Ūя̅ lover? Which kind violent chics God dey create dis days? & u xpect a man not τ̅o beat u τ̅o pulp wit such mentality? Nonsense!!!
ALERT! ALERT!! ALERT!!!
A NL female razor carrier on †ЂΞ prowl!
Guys beware!

Bros I read her post befor laf won kill me ..... She never hear sy dy throway persin for lagoon... Dnt mind be bit.ch

solomon111: Any girl that is useless enough to get pregnant before 'her time',deserves whatever punishment meted upon her.
What i will never support in this life or the next is abortion.
I believe that as far as God is concerned,nobody was born by accident.
A mistake in the sight of men,is not a mistake in the sight of God.

Nawa you ohh!

@op.... I don't pray for such but if it happens.... It means I didn't do my job well as a father. Then I will have to brace up and face the situation.

My daughter will always be my daughter good or bad!

Though I'm not married yet ohh.

Lol... Women never seem to stop...

Idowuogbo: U see I was nice earlier on o! Now I think I better unleash small Badosky give u. Y u crying? Touch ur balls and tell me if na 1 and a half.Listen!don't send any txt or call dat woman. Trust me! If she doesn't hear a word from you for a maximum of 2Days, she go gentle. All dis her catwoman swagga go melt wen u ignore her stubborn traits.Haba! She b God? 30times u no talk, u con massage her cheek small and apologised and she still forming wan tin tin abi? Guy! fair enough ur fawck up no make sense but she wan take ur person for Mugun na! Grown man crying ke! Who bash ya car? U beta laugh b4 I vex enter screen scatter slap give u! Nansense!!!

If you can.. Pls do. He needs it

slimyem: this is serious!
@post,if ANY man dares slap me for ANY reason in the world,that'll be the end of that relationship NO MATTER WHAT!
@op,you have apologised to her and its left for her to accept you back or not!
If she does take you back with your self-control issues and her temper/sharp tongue,there's definitely an iminent beating sometime down the line i.e your relationship/marriage.
Na una two sabi abeg!

for any reason you said... I dey laf... Abeg go sidon for dirty...

@op.... Abeg broda no mind all these NL chics wai dy collect even punch from their man, come here dey form bullshit...

Having said that, what you did was wrong but you have done whats needed to be done.. Relax she will come around.

Chimezie198: D man hw fr?

If see as babes, classic chicks dey fall d dat bobo eh. . . .

Confirm! Have fun with them!

mrkels: Baby girl one brest is bigger than the other
I am not sure doctors have a name for this condition yet

Guy! Must you talk?

Chimezie198: Fine guy

u can count on dat!

Nayah: hi what about yours brother?

Lol... This is it.

I am still xpecting piks from... Killz, 190, chimezie, mrs chima, onila, ijebabe,id etc...

acidtalk: Ladies and Gentlemen, From the below list, What will you consider to be your 5 most important priorities before deciding to settle down with your partner?


1) Financial Independence
2) Physical Look
3) Practising Believer
4) Family Background
5) Romantic
6) Funny
7) Patience
Non Drinker/Smoker
9) Extrovert /Introvert
10) Friendly / Sociable
11) Good Listener / Advicer
12) Hardworking
13) Neat
14) Well Connected
15) Good Home Maker
16) Repectful
17) Very Patient
18) A Goal Getter
19) Trust
20) Generous

80% of that would be fine..

Please share your views because I was about getting one for my nephew but my sister refused.... I don't see anything wrong in it. Thanks