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CareerRe: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by iCool(m): 1:53pm On Nov 05, 2014
^ Industrial/process automation is a better way in
Rigger training, crane operator and the likes can get you a roustabout job (entry level) and when you are in, you decide on how you want to move within the industry.
Diesel engine/heavy machinery maintenance/repairs training can get you a rig mechanic job.

Mud logging is another "easy" way in because numerous indigenous companies are involved in this area. You can then find your way into other servicing companies.
Cementing companies are constantly recruiting too for operator positions. These roles has very little to do with age.

Na multi-nationals carry the age thing for head (at entry-level stage).
CareerRe: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by iCool(m): 6:33pm On Nov 03, 2014
deesquarediddy:
What advice will you give inmy onw case?
Securing a trainee drilling engineer position is a bit difficult now because of my age; most trainee positions require younger applicants. After extensive research, I realized it’s a bit easier to break into the industry with some trainings/certifications.

I need necessary advice and guidance as to how to go about it, the necessary training/certification to enroll in and where these trainings are administered here in Nigeria.

I’ve researched two training institutions;

PTI MUD School

IDPE ASSISTANT DRILLER TRAINING PROGRAMME

I’ll need close to #600,000 to enroll for either of these courses so I want to be sure it’s a step in the right direction before I will cough out such amount from my business.

Is it really worth it? Will any of these certificates really boost my chances of getting a job in any drilling coy in the shortest possible time?



Can you experts help me with any tips or advice which will help me get my career on track again?
From the little I know, drilling/OnG isn't the only sector where a mech. engineering graduate can work. It isn't a crime working in OnG also.

As for the Mud school, I have read on this same NL about people who did the training and are still unemployed. For the AD training, experience counts the most - starting from a roustabout position and climbing all the way up. Yet to see an employer that will employ straightup an entry level Assistant driller, the position requires experience.

Keep being on the look out for entry level positions even outside of the OnG industry, some experiences in other sectors are applicable e.g welding and mechanic positions. These trainings to me make more sense (personal opinion).
CareerRe: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by iCool(m): 7:04am On Nov 03, 2014
tokunboh:
You don't need any of these drilling courses being bandied around. You've got a degree in mechanical engineering, I think that's enough to get you a job. You should apply to get that first job then you can go for any of the IADC accredited courses.
I keep advocating same..

Concentrate more on passing entry level exams and get a first job then build experience.

A friend of mine had/has 'only' two years experience and just landed an international job. Today is Monday, he resigned last week thursday from his present job.
EducationRe: ... by iCool(m): 7:41pm On Oct 28, 2014
I do not have much to say...


He should read "Take The Risk" by Ben Carson.

It clearly explains how to tackle a decision making as great as this.

Let your bro answer these questions. . .
- What does he stand to gain by Completing his education
- What does he stand to loose by Completing his education

- What does he stand to gain by Dropping out of school
- What does he stand to loose by Dropping out of school

That should enable him make a sensible decision.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Menace Of NL "Logout Button" Advise For Mr Seun by iCool(m): 7:10pm On Oct 28, 2014
Seun please help with this issue (Note: I have avoided opening a new thread cos of the issue)...

I am currently at a location where access to NL has been blocked but I access the site using an online anonymous proxy. I have tried it with several proxy sites but keep getting same results.

Problem is I keep getting logged out at regular intervals and that makes me log in between 5 - 10 times for a 30minute session which isn't an interesting thing to do (This has been happening for the last 4weeks). Is there something I can do to solve the logging out issue and if the answer is No, can anything be done about it?

Thanks.
RomanceRe: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by iCool(m): 1:00pm On Oct 24, 2014
RedEboe:
PREACH brother!
grin I am Loyal cool

Only wondering the amount you spent over the womanizing period, e fit reach build house
CareerRe: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by iCool(m): 11:40am On Oct 24, 2014
Cutehector4u:
Who is this human being dats sayn dat [b]oil and gas engineers sit down in d office doin nohin[b/] and at the end of the day they will collect 1.2million naira... R u crazy?
lool, I understand your anger but it wasn't necessary.

I just viewed the post from the angle of a Drilling engineer, only the high blood pressure associated with delivering a well successfully warrants him requesting for a 5m monthly salary.
RomanceRe: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by iCool(m): 11:20am On Oct 24, 2014
^lol, charity might mean different things to different people.

Whats your own definition in this regard?
RomanceRe: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by iCool(m): 11:16am On Oct 24, 2014
dwilliams:
well I think I just did indirectly since she is a member of dis forum and she z bound 2 read my post here, having commented on dis post prior 2 my own comments.
Quit Dreaming... Quit Hoping...

You want sumfin?? You GRAB IT!
RomanceRe: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by iCool(m): 11:10am On Oct 24, 2014
RedBenson:
The Op only stated he's "retired", not "tired". He might be retired but that doesnt me he's tired. But seriously, i want him to add you to his legendary book. So see how you two can do the needful. You've already indicated interest to do something, Boss Op, wetin u talk naw?
Bolded part reminds me of a friend in high school that always insists on helping guys talk to girls they have crushes on....

He ends up going there to discuss his own matter. RedBenson, I dey hail ooo.
RomanceRe: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by iCool(m): 11:06am On Oct 24, 2014
* I have been with a woman that kept screaming on top of her lungs, "Fvck me, Fvck me hard,you ba$tard".
I've also been with a lady that told me to, "Shut the fvck up and just fvck me," when I tried asking her, "Who's your Daddy?" during intercourse.
So, it's relative really, just go with the flow and enjoy your $ex.

* If a once $exually active girlfriend decides to suddenly go all celibate on her boyfriend (and on men generally) I'd recommend she breaks up with her boyfriend and saves both of them the stress. This is because HE WILL NOT UNDERSTAND.
You made a whole lot of sense, I can relate to this statement.
FamilyRe: Nairaland Lost A Member Yesterday Evening ( Pics ) by iCool(m): 6:45pm On Oct 10, 2014
I was talking to a friend (a non NLder) this morning and he asked if I know Nsk...

I Said no but opened this page for him to see this pix, he confirmed the picture saying he just heard the guy passed on yesterday. They knew each other at a work location few years back.

RIP to the dead. Gone too soon.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I'm A Fresh Graduate And I Won't Take Any Job Offer Below 250K Per Month by iCool(m): 6:17pm On Sep 26, 2014
In an much as i beleive that a graduate should not earn less than 100K per month, I think the focus of a fresh graduate should be

1. What value can i add to myself
2. What value can i add to my organization
3. What is my 5 year career road map

A guy earning 30K per month today , with a clear vision of where he/she is going can earn 700k per month in 5 years time, while someone that started with 250k per month can still be on 350K per month in 5 years

Employers pay for value not for your degree, after the 1st 3-5 years of work

Roadmap is key !!
It happened.
And it is still happening..

A friend of mine works with an OnG servicing company with salary of about 100k approximately 2years after (just this month), he has gotten an international job. The new salary no be here ooo... A lil over 5 X his current pay.

You just have to put in time men unless na Shell employ you fresh from school to fit pay you 250k!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by iCool(m): 5:55pm On Sep 26, 2014
^You are welcome. God bless you too.

Search for this page on Google - Schlumberger Glossary of oil field terms.
I have always found the site/page useful. A bank of oil field terms and their meanings.

Also check up this site - egpet(dot)net. A forum for oil and gas professional.
You will find most of the info you might need as regarding several oil field topics.

Do not fail to forward any questions you might have. Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by iCool(m): 6:48am On Sep 26, 2014
Gamma, Resistivity, Neutron and Density services is called Triple-Combo Services (more like an intro to wireline logging), you also have quad-combo service (more advanced logging like Sonic service added to those first mentioned).
Formation pressure, borehole size, formation tester/formation fluid sampling are other services that can be rendered. These are the general names/services offered by LWD/Wireline logging, Service Companies have specific names for their tools (don't want to bother you with that) but check on their site to get familiar with what you might hear at the interview.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by iCool(m): 6:40am On Sep 26, 2014
M/LWD does borehole measurement during drilling while going down the hole, Wireline gets down into the hole to the point of interest and starts measurement as you pull out of the hole (this is done to maintain tension on the line).
Also read up Well workover and well Intervention.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by iCool(m): 6:32am On Sep 26, 2014
Other services can be performed by running "a long line/spool of wire" (one that resembles a PHCN high tension cable but with about one inch thickness) down the hole but with focus on logging, you should read up Gamma, Resistivity, Neutron and Density logging.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by iCool(m): 6:28am On Sep 26, 2014
Fourth trial at posting this morning.... Wireline and MWD do not go together (in a sense), M/LWD is logging done during ACTUAL drilling and Wireline with respect to logging is done AFTER the hole is drilled.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by iCool(m): 6:14am On Sep 26, 2014
slimtriggaman: about?
About the topic under discussion. Currently at an area where access to NairaLand is blocked but I found a way around it so Lemme try to reply again.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by iCool(m): 6:04pm On Sep 25, 2014
I attached my reply, tried unsuccesfully to write it here for over an hour. You can copy and paste it here for others to see and add to it.
RomanceRe: This Bridesmaid Got A “surprise” Marriage Proposal After Catching The Bouquet by iCool(m): 3:29pm On Sep 25, 2014
100Cents: Poor man.

Using another man's event, crowd and drinks to propose to your woman.

I pity that girl..
Lol... Jealousy! *Tongue out*
RomanceRe: This Bridesmaid Got A “surprise” Marriage Proposal After Catching The Bouquet by iCool(m): 11:23am On Sep 25, 2014
Tymax: Hmmm. So that's what you look out for. grin
@Topic
I feel the guy manipulated her. She couldn't have said no. Not with the highly emotional atmosphere of a wedding spiced up with catching the bouquet.

Well, I may be wrong.
Verry few ladies would reject a marriage proposal. Th probability of getting a "Yes" is very high under varying scenarios.



temigracie: ...lol...

I believe this is a planned work or proposal...

What if she didnt catch bouquet, nko??...Will the guy still propose to her there??...
I felt/thought the same way initially, then I reasoned it was all good as far as there was a proposal whether there was a bouquet catching or not.
RomanceRe: In A Relationship Or Just A Maga ... by iCool(m): 11:14am On Sep 23, 2014
Decide What you want in a relationship, look for any chic that can offer that.

If It's love, sex, companionship or even it It's money, Make it known and hook up with one who can offer it.

Isn't that simple?
RomanceRe: Silliest Things You Have Ever Done Because Of The Presence Of A Girl. by iCool(m): 11:05am On Sep 23, 2014
^Rule number 1..

Don't derail any thread.

Spoiling the fun on this thread.
AutosRe: 2007 Honda Civic 4 Sale @ 450,000 by iCool(m): 2:44pm On Sep 21, 2014
Honda Civic And Hyundai Sonata, pleasio How do they relate?
CareerRe: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by iCool(m): 12:31pm On Sep 16, 2014
^Some drilling contractors that Will Likely bring LAND RIGS into naija in a years time (+- 6 months) are

BOGEL, British OnG Exploratn Ltd. Kwale.
CDS, Cardinal Drilling Services, dunno their office location. Might b in Warri
Drillog PDL, With an office in trans-amadi. Ph.

Words r going around that they r expecting land rigS. Entry level positions abound, a good way to break in.
CareerRe: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by iCool(m): 12:21pm On Sep 16, 2014
harveyspecter: Pls how can one get in as an instrument engineer??
My opinion....

Start off as an instrumentation engineer in maybe the FMCG Industry or any industry, put in 2years or more then search for ONSHORE rig positions first (not saying It's impossible getting offshore directly) and increase ur experience level.

The Offshore jobs will come calling.

*One eyes on my nairaland screen n the other eyes on my toolface setting*
RomanceRe: Young Girls Getting Married by iCool(m): 10:48pm On Aug 24, 2014
Bunsky: Not bad geting married as early as 23,some of my friendz get married at age 18 and there ar doing fyn wit their hubby.
My problem isn't actually the age at which they get married.

M just wondering... Why won't these chics make out sense outta their lives first? They see marriage as d next Big thing after graduation. #ShallowMentality

Know loads of dem n I means loadsss, 4/5 years after graduating n they can't point out a single reasonable thing they have done wif themselves [s]no b say dem even graduate with sensible grade[/s]
RomanceRe: Young Girls Getting Married by iCool(m): 5:16pm On Aug 24, 2014
i CANT MARRY a LADY dat is more than 25years... of age.
ask me WHY..and get answers...
To each man his own..

I will personally not marry a lady younger than 26years old. Ask me Why..and get answers...
Forum GamesRe: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by iCool(m): 9:45am On Jan 02, 2014
Rapper
Forum GamesRe: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by iCool(m): 10:40pm On Jan 01, 2014
Tongue
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