vizkiz:
Sorry, I didn't witness any of these during my period!

you sound like you're menstruating

DrayZee:
7. When you just want to sleep on your soft bed but come back to see their friends jumping on it.



Jesus!

this guy always gets me cracking

Sunshinelady:
Nigerian youth always misplacing their priorities. What is our bloody business with d faces of these crooks that made d country how rotten it is today? Oya keep licking their 'handsome' faces while they deprive u of your daily amenities & send their children, grandchildren & greatgrandchildren abroad to have the best lives. Mcheeeeeeew..nonsense post

hey miss. is your Twitter handle by any means @sunshineguest

anchor3447:
My relationship of 5years now is almost coming to an end with a lady I met during my undergraduate days. we have been dating for 5years now because I met her in her year one and now she's through with her NYSC this year July to be precise.

However, I have caught her times without numbers with her innumerable promiscuity act and at times if I sensed something weird about her movement, I tried talking to her to see reasons that her waywardness wouldn't help her at all that she would just end up being used and later dumped. That where did she wanna start from after I must have long been out of reach?

Now, the problem is that I know of no less than 5guys that have had a taste of my supposedly fiancé's honey-well. As at the moment am typing this message, my woman's number has been switched off since yesterday's evening and till now still off. I am pretty sure that the most unacceptable excuse these days is that, one can not claim to be having a flat battery due to the massive improvement in power supply. Had it been it was during PGEJ's administration, I might probably still give it benefit of the doubt.

Nonetheless, this would be the second time I'm sure of that she would be passing the night in a man's house even though the first one was just a night (Dec 2012) even though she confessed that the guy didn't have sex with him buh only kissed and sucked one of her big boobs.

Hence, it has suddenly become a norms for my woman to have her phone put in silent, air plane mode or worse still, switched off. She visited me on Wednesday and left here on Friday but couldn't have a taste of my honey because she was on her P. My calculation now is that is it likely for her to have finished menstruating by now which could possibly allow another man to have access to the spicy juice?? The ladies in the house should please help me out with d question while the guys should plz tell if they could have sex with a lady in her menstrual flow...

Fellow N.landers, u might think am stupid but if truly anyone of us have truly loved a woman dearly, u would understand my plight. Thanks

Hehe.
In lady gaga's voice.
'nd eh, theres nothing else i can say'

INTROVERT:

Geez! You sure this lady doesnt use a spambot

MadCow1:



Hausa is his first language, get an interpreter if you feel the need to know what he is saying.

Hells. .. Even Google interpretes hausa language now.


And mind you, they were not press releases but interviews with the BBC Hausa service. Get your facts right.


Anything else?

He's president of nigeria, not of hausa states. And last i heard Nigeria adopts British English.

he shud get an english tutor rather than we interpreting hausa :/

Desdemonaa:
You're _stupid more than I imagined. Goat of no comparison.

Really :/ chill out will ya

Unionised:


I guess you are not so interesting anymore.

You are boring her to death!

Same old routine - come back from work tired, get served your meal, too tired to talk much, yet expecting her to make conversation...

SMH...

Wake up!

Some carefree dude is online and has captured her imagination...

Sorry to say, but your relationship is AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.

Your fault!!!

Why do pple always fault ingenuity and lacklustre in a relationship on the guy. Like the guy is a puppet master cursed to perform to the awe of the girl, who feels her job is to be just an audience. just to sit, watch and be entertained.

Same for sex, guy fvcks and fvcks and girl lies down waiting for an orgasm.

It irritates me, and personally i roll with females who make me laugh, as do i. And fvck me well, as do i.

Wasnt born to be your muse :/

Genea:
for a lady u luv,u wudnt mind her being incharge

Yeah. Bae is always incharge.

Genea:
Before having sex,a woman is incharge,after having sex a man is incharge,cos d woman bcoms emotionally attached while d man believes he has explored d valley in btw,so unto d nxt one

That's for a lady you never loved.

haftob:

I can also quote a biblical verse in which jesus was reportedly said to av commanded that anyone that doesn't worship God shud be slew

Mvdafvcka!!

haftob:

Where did Adolf hitler,a devout catholic, one of the greatest terrorist that ever grace this world, get his idea from?

Adolf catholic!!
I never knew dat

Srzly tho... The day I cheat on her. That day I tell her. Dat day I leave.
Cos that day I know the love I have for her is no longer strong enough to suppress the innate urge to sex every fine geh... Dat day I've fallen out of love

vickylala239:




Notin Mre Dan sex.

Am a man any man who said sex is not A1 his pretending.

Ladies beware,guys n sex u cn Neva separate dem.
Wen u climb on ur man Dnt gv mi space till he beg u,else u will lose him.

U see does Dat guys Dat,if u touch n Dey say no.Jst watch dem on u eventually.

Jst Lik Sum guys will quote mi Nw n pretend is Nt sex.

You're smart

missdebs:
chinco is chinco, weda xaome, lenovo, all na chinco

Lenovo chinco
U hav no idea wat ure saying..

bighead1:


So his father drives the Porsche CAYENNE S or the yellow AUDI R8 ath the back??

Think with ya sense and not the sole of ya feet

Audi r8 I see not.. Lamboghini murcielago yep

Icudkill:
Why are only Muslims allowed to comment on this thread...
Oh I get.. We don't wanna allow comments to annoy one angry jihadist up north..
He might blow up nairaland servers..
Or in the usual custom take a few lives as retaliation..

The fact that Muslim threads here on nairaland are alwayz locked.. Is a finger in your face (all ye jihadist sympathizers) that your religion is one laden with strife. Oppression and violence that can't be quantified by ordinary adjectives..

I wish ye speedy recovery from this malaise that has inhabited your very sense of rreasoning.. Causing you to think like pathetic neanthertals..

I can just sit here and allow these guyz feel themselves..
#modz ban if u like.
I'll know I was a matyr
Peace

...

Why are only Muslims allowed to comment on this thread...
Oh I get.. We don't wanna allow comments to annoy one angry jihadist up north..
He might blow up nairaland servers..
Or in the usual custom take a few lives as retaliation..

The fact that Muslim threads here on nairaland are alwayz locked.. Is a finger in your face (all ye jihadist sympathizers) that your religion is one laden with strife. Oppression and violence that can't be quantified by ordinary adjectives..

I wish ye speedy recovery from this malaise that has inhabited your very sense of rreasoning.. Causing you to think like pathetic neanthertals..

I cant just sit here and allow these guyz feel themselves..
#modz ban if u like.
I'll know I was a matyr
Peace

ejiro2130:


ipad air not just ipad and I use note 10.1 2014 edition so nobody has to tell me

Cool now??

I've also used the note 10.1
And I never saw any lag or lack of smoothness
Yeah. Am cool

abatically:
I won't say the s6 wins in terms of RAM. Yes it's got more ram but it all boils down to optimization and user experience. 1 ram on the iPhone is more than capable because the software doesn't require too many rams. I have 3gb of ram on my lg g3 and its not as smooth as iPhone 6. Also we have seen the galaxy note 4 stutter even though it has 3gb of ram. So RAM depends on software optimization so it is not a win for galaxy s6 here.

Also in terms of camera, how many times have we seen that more megapixel doesn't mean better pictures. The iPhone 6 camera beats lots of 20mp camera phones out there. It takes better pictures than galaxy s5 13mp camera and beats the note 4 camera as well. IPhone 6 is top there in mobile phones with best camera even though it is 8mp. More megapixels doesn't mean an automatic win for Samsung, we have to wait and see what it cab actually do. But my point is more megapixels doesn't mean better pictures.

The note 4 stutter...
Do you have a note four.
U have no idea what ure saying

ejiro2130:
Op am guessing you don't kw much about apple fones, the s6 is better but not because of what you wrote.

Apple products don't care much about ram size for example my Samsung note 10.1 has 3gig ram but ipad air with 1gig ram is more stable

Nothing in the world of processor beats apple A8 it's a holy grail for processors and why can't u compare them just use benchmark apps

Apple camera was poor but Samsung screen is only better because apple came out last year

Nothing kills apple, It has a loyal fan Base that even Jesus christ will be proud of!!

U guys will just go online and read something from a blog.. Come here state it as a fact
Who d fvck told you that the iPad air is more stable than note 10.1

alberto2k:
Op Your list makes alota sense


I remember the day I slapped a girl in high school (though she caused it)
I took ill hours later, it was like a near death experience...
Somehow I got a little strength the next day, I hurriedly went to this girl and begged her... She was crying and she told me she has forgiven me

Mehn, I started feeling better and hale from that moment...

Since that day I learnt my Lessons the hard way and I vowed to my self never to hit any girl again.

Pls o
In Nigeria isit high school or secondary school.
Or do u live in Amelika

cao:

Correct, still can't drive.

Btw female gamer??

Edited.*
Pardon my ignorance..
Never knew u moderated the gaming section.

cao:
I've been stranded in 3 different countries.
I was once slapped by an armed robber.
I can drive.

3

my dad called me one niht. we don't normally talk much.
I was supposed to have a break in school.
he told me to come home for that break - he wanted to travel.
I was supposed to go back in 2 - 3 dayz.
the morning after the niht we talked, mom called, 'u have to come back today, Daddy gotta travel'
packed my bags, travel I did.
That day, on my way back, close to home, I saw more than 9 different Accidents on the lokoja Abuja expressway.. most looked fatal.
I knew what had happened.
Dad died that morning in a car crash.

timmy2409:


Seems more like you're suffering from OCD-level pessimism

thank you

jvera:
das beta

I am tinkin u misunderstood me the first time. Righ?

jvera:
if u got eye probs y dnt u jst get a lens.

Her lips look fine to me
And no, no eye probs here

jvera:
smile,lips

Yeahh.. very nice lips indeed