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xtratagem:
Can OPO be repaired in case of accidental damage?

U have to send it back to their factory.. And also will cover all shipping charges accumulated wen doin so.

torkaka:
[size=14pt]16 . . . . . . . . .OVIDE AND THE GANG[/size]
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Ovide_and_the_Gang_screenshot.jpg

Awwhhh.
U can't imagine the childhood memories u just stirred up in me by dis post.
I loved this cartoon to the core

heyy mikkyangel.
would like u to help wit procuring and shipment of a phone(the one plus one).
i think they only accept paypal payments, want to know how much ull charge and how to transfer the funds to you, so that ull help with buying and shipping over here to nigeria.
anticipating your reply

Dis seems more of a 3gs sucessor .
D iphone sqared look wit curved edges was iconic.
Dunno why dey ditched it.
#notcool.

ne'er seen dis kind of wheels on a hyundai.. cool tho

tpia1: how can someone open a thread to abuse women using medication when ebola, an illness with no treatment, is on the brink of ravaging everywhere?

i just dont get you people. Is it that i am on a different level from you folks or what?

If you abuse someone today because they are sick or for whatever reason makes "sense" to you, and tomorrow you encounter your own problem which what you were abusing cant solve, what will you do then?

die in your sin?


just wondering.



oyibo sef do not openly mock people like this, they still pretend for the sake of courtesy. Why are some nlers this uncouth?

dude wtf are you sayin..
take a chill pill

hrhobi1: 43 million naira that equivalent too about 400k dollars. Op u high?.

dnt mind him.. hin tink say na ferarri he wan sell

mysterious12: it doesn't cure, it prevents. put a table spoon in a bucket of water, not rubbing directly, only effective in aqeous state

lubbish!!
no be only aqueous state, na gaseous state

Wale112: That place is a village your uncle is a villager next time come to Cape coast, Oil city or Accra

Stroll to lagos, cross river, or abuja..

i can categorically tell you itz not the first

luved dat show

dridowu: Point 22 may be true especially in lagos.
I wish i can find the correlation between the bacteria and the headphones.
https://www.nairaland.com/1813077/10-most-dangerous-festivals-world

increased humidity and temp

Godwinsilas: Some facts you need to know about life. These are the World Most Funny & Bizarre Facts, Go through them and learn!!

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The name of all the continents. end with the same letter that they start with i.e A nd A.
3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
4. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the United States.
5. you can't kill yourself by holding your breathe.
6. It's impossible to lick your elbow (Stop Smiling, Its very funny).
7. when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
8. It's physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
9. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib, If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and Die.
10. what do bullet proof vests, fire
escapes, winshie ld wipers and laser printers all have in common?--All invented by women!!
12. The only food that doesn't spoil is Honey.
13. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
14. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
15. All polar bears are left handed. 16. Butterflies taste with their feet. 17. Elephants are the only animals that can't Jump.
18. On average, people fear spiders than they do fear Death.
19. Electric Chair was invented by a Dentist
20. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. 21. The ants always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
22. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, 2 rats could have over million descendants.
23. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
24. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match (Matches used in making Fire).
25. Most lipsticks contains fish scales.
Comment if its educative and also Interesting alongside, So what actually did you learn from this Post?

Source: http://leapfame.com/content/thread/154

Elephants arent the only animals that cant jump,
a land snail cannot jump, hydra cannot jump, planaria cannot jump.
i think that fact only applies for mammals

Godwinsilas: Some facts you need to know about life. These are the World Most Funny & Bizarre Facts, Go through them and learn!!

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The name of all the continents. end with the same letter that they start with i.e A nd A.
3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
4. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the United States.
5. you can't kill yourself by holding your breathe.
6. It's impossible to lick your elbow (Stop Smiling, Its very funny).
7. when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
8. It's physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
9. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib, If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and Die.
10. what do bullet proof vests, fire
escapes, winshie ld wipers and laser printers all have in common?--All invented by women!!
12. The only food that doesn't spoil is Honey.
13. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
14. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
15. All polar bears are left handed. 16. Butterflies taste with their feet. 17. Elephants are the only animals that can't Jump.
18. On average, people fear spiders than they do fear Death.
19. Electric Chair was invented by a Dentist
20. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. 21. The ants always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
22. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, 2 rats could have over million descendants.
23. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
24. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match (Matches used in making Fire).
25. Most lipsticks contains fish scales.
Comment if its educative and also Interesting alongside, So what actually did you learn from this Post?

Source: http://leapfame.com/content/thread/154

The tongue isnt the strongest muscle in the body, and for fact isnt a single muscle either, rather an aggregate of 8 muscles.
And strength can be viewed from differ angles, me thinks the masseter has more backing to be called strongest muscle.

arewafederation: How Arewa Republic survives is none of your effin business. Just send plenty Luxirious buses to come and pack thousands of your inyamiri brothers in the north who have had the previledge to survive in the north.

Mind you, am not igbo

arewafederation: The youths of Northern Nigeria are not like the louth mouthed chest beaters of Biafra. When we speak, we act. The only obstacle standing in our way are our elders who wouldn't want us the alienate and repatriate the Emekas,Nkechis who have no other place to go.
Nigeria has outlived its usefulness and should be celebrated for surviving to this moment but time has come for us to divide and go our seperate ways. Let's all join hand to deamalgamate and return to the state in which Lord Luggard found us. Nigeria must divide into two. No more no less.
Join me in the actualisation of AREWA REPUBLIC

Such a FOOL..
wat du u stand to gain from arewa republic.
is it not thesame buhari and ibb, who contributed in plummeting this country into this unending spiral of chaos with their cohorts, that'll still take up the reigns of power in your so called arewa republic.
wat wud be your source of revenue?
hw wud the populace fare, wit d gargantuan level of unemployment in that region?
hw would you go about international trade.
poverty and illiteracy in nigeria, are concentrated and maximal in the north..
almajiris roam evrywer, aboki's are touts in evry city, the state of infrastructure in the north is nothing to write home about...
yet u come here to rant about an arewa republic, because d igbo's are agitating for an independent country also..
granting the north independence would be the final piece left of the puzzle to transform it into its impending fate of becoming a BARREN WASTELAND!!!

BLOODY IGNORAMUSES

GudluckIBB: As long as there is no mouse, i think it will end up
like z10

hw did z!0 end if i may ask

JEITO: And I weep for you

for your mind abi

God I luV dis gurl

no wonder they wer jus roadblocking evrywer today

Finally this woman is aging, toht she was a vampire

DA FVCK!

ayox2003: Well any psychopathic eediot can also walk into Wal-Mart and buy a gun in the US then proceed to shoot anyone - anytime. Tell me whats worse: License to kill or license to drive?

I think you should have excogitated twice before starting a thread like this.


Frawzey

most irrational statement eva

donsunny22: first of all,I forbid DAT statement Nigeria is not useless inspite d challenges ranging form economic hardship,insecurity, corruption & so on.if u say Nigeria is useless then everyone DAT is a Nigerian is also what u have said...SO pls change DAT topic.

nigeria is a uselessssssssss, as in very useless country

tintingz: Our white slaves in white land are voicing out, thank God.

Hands down, Obama is the worst president since WWII: poll
www.m.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jul/2/obama-worst-president-wwii-new-poll-shows/?page=all

Never call your land and your people "useless" cuz you will one day run back to your root, your land, your people when things go wrong.

shatap please!

UrbanMystique: 70thousand for a tecno mediatek phone

jokes of the century

itz worth the price

UchihaMadara: Come to think of it, you are correct.

it's not a competition, it's just a fact.

best comeback i've seen in a while

Tolexander: https://images.mudfooted.com/toad-inflation-toads-mating.jpg

mind u, its the female dats under, doin the lifting

Pimples: That is very possible.
People got married very early back then.
Since man was still close to perfection, I'll assume infertility was non-existent. Folks back then were very virile.
Hence 25 years after the flood would have us see each of noah's 3 sons having an average of 10 sons each (it's possible. Back then there was no family planning)
If they each got married at the start of puberty then it's quite possible to have a good number to start the tower of Babel

Like I said eairlier, Using scientific knowledge as a basis for judging events in the past would be faulty.
Even science is quite limited in what it currently knows.
As for the argument about species, even science does not have a complete record of all the species on earth. Infact, new species are still being discovered till today.
Some of this new species might actually be variants of previously known species that changed due to certain yet to be known factors
Just like a mixed dog breed might be confused to be a new specie if the breeding process was not documented.

The best we can do is speculate.
There is nothing immpossible for the creator of life God.
We just need more faith in him.

did u consider effects of disease, famine, wars etc. cos we all know d world has ne'er been a perfect place to live

Joshthefirst: if you'd calm down and think, you'd realize that viruses and bacteria change much faster than more complex organisms, in minutes, they reproduce, in days, they adapt. Go and do some reading.
And when those animals got off that ark, they met a completely different earth awaiting them, a scarred earth with a diffferent climate. The environmental pressures will cause them to adapt even faster, or die. Evolution does not follow a specific time graph. It simply depends on the degree of adaptation.

And evolution in its basic sense is simply change. The adaptation of organisms to their environments, the creation of new varieties of the same kind of organism as it adapts locally to a particular environment. I believe in that kind of change, as it happens around us, but I don't believe in change of kind. Darwinian change of kind is a foolish speculation, a very foolish one.

sorry, but simply shut up and show us how the event of a global flood is a lie. Did you open the links and read them? You've made no single argument so far.

And carbon dating is very inaccurate and prone to contamination and does not even consider the earth's rapidly decaying magnetic field as I said.

So show us the lies in this recorded event or be quiet sir. Mere accusations and shouting "it's a lie" will only fool grossly gullible people.

Thank you.

lemme be objective.

Evolution does not follow a specific time graph. It simply depends on the degree of adaptation. this is true

And carbon dating is very inaccurate and prone to contamination and does not even consider the earth's rapidly decaying magnetic field as I said. buh here ure simply lying

Nd i was seriously stalkin dis girl fa.,
Oh well, although my heart is broken, (frm d corner of my mouth) HML

Rawbitch.,!
1 is just a baseless claim same wit 3 ,7 ,8 nd 9.

Monosodium glutamate is an enhancer similar to ur popular maggi, nd is even used in ur popular gala, sayin pple shouldnt eat indomi because of other pple's allergy to dis ingridient is as irrational as sayin we shud al stop eatin biscuits because some pple ar allergic to sugar(and yes pple hav sugar allergies)

I dont knw for sure wat the leadin cause of obesity is, but i can tell u for certain dat alcohol, nd poor way of living ar more potent proponents of obesity

Styrofoam is not present in indomie