₦airaland Forum

EmirAbj:
For the fact that they are producing what is against the will of God, it's nothing but HARAM

Should we stop taking Water because it's an integral part of beer production?

EmirAbj:
See this useless governor, he's a devoted Muslim as I heard that he always go to Mecca at least three times in a year, drinking and having impact in anything Alcoholic is HARAM in Islam...He should have learn from Egyptian Keeper which was giving Alcoholic Drinks for his man of the Match during RUSSIA 2018 World Cup, he rejected the gift because it's HARAM

Park well, ordinary sense of reasoning u no get. na only ALCOHOLIC drinks brewery dey produce? hope you don't consume malt drinks becus na same machine dey grind guinea corn/barley . in another News #BACKTODAURA

you can employed by roadside shop or thrif Store. I hope i answered you well.

blesskewe:
Gud evening nls
its buhari era and i know everytn is now double in price but irrespective of that. Would u believe that u can stil make a pot of soup for 500 naira
well i can
fish\pomo:200
beneseed{it tastes like egusi]:100
shokor:50
maggi:50
palm oil:50
stock fish:50:-D:-D:-D:-D
how much is ur budget for soup

as a bachelor
1k - wen money dey
5h - wen broke

MUZICAL TALIBAN, respect bro.

Boys format don cast.

BadmanBinLaden:
though am bad with mathematics

you just have to learn cuz computer sci/engr has a lot of computation /calculations

BadmanBinLaden:
I need your candid advice please, should I continue with survey or change to Computer science

Go for Surveying and Geoinformatics.

i sliced it into halves with a knife but it was still moving.

it looks like snail but it doesn't have a shell. The sight of it irritates me. it mainly moves at night, I've only seen it in my compound in Jos. it sends shivers down my spine.
Mods, fp

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Artistry gone south, YABA LEFT THINGS

my bele oooo my head ooooo

jogodo things

NATIONAL CAKE SHARING PARTY GOES AWRY, STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENT GONE SOUTH.

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Those who gave a fu<k went that way. mtchewwww

ntoor

He went there for stomach infrastructural development. ma pipu, no be so

Coldfaya:
is it the third mainland in Maiduguri?

dis one don brain dead.

Why not the just concluded public holidays, useless government like suffering commuters. mtchewww

e pain dem,

The most Tribalistic Governor the Plateau State ever had but he is development oriented.

By the time they declare FATWA on his head, yeye Gov.

Mizk:
I went to my aunt's house for sallah since i don't want to go home, when i arrived, my little cousins were happy to see me, I'm to share a room with the oldest, she's 18,

There's this one i like so much when he was a kid, now he's seven years old, he was very well behaved as a kid, fast forward to this evening we were sitting in the parlour and watching tv, and this little kid kept cozying up to me, he insists he must sit beside me, he'd laugh and hug me tight, he was behaving strange like he's high, until the oldest scolded him and he started crying,

I was trying to make him stop so i made him sit on my leg and put his head on my chest while i pat him on the back, he was always that pompous since he's the last, after a while he stopped crying, i tried to make him sit on his own but he wouldn't let me go, infact he held on tight, i stood up with him and went outside to get him biscuit but that worsened the whole issue, i had to call my niece to take him, my niece came and started scolding him again but this dude held on to me like he's holding on to life, he was taken by force and my eyes fell on a bulge in his short, this little kid had a boner, i couldn't believe my eyes, my niece saw it too and she was as surprised as i am,

He might be innocent, or not, do i tell my aunt? Or just keep quite? They don't have a housemaid so whether someone is handling his genital is out of the question, and my aunt use to kiss her husband in front of the kids.

me sef want dat you boobs

Mizk:
I went to my aunt's house for sallah since i don't want to go home, when i arrived, my little cousins were happy to see me, I'm to share a room with the oldest, she's 18,

There's this one i like so much when he was a kid, now he's seven years old, he was very well behaved as a kid, fast forward to this evening we were sitting in the parlour and watching tv, and this little kid kept cozying up to me, he insists he must sit beside me, he'd laugh and hug me tight, he was behaving strange like he's high, until the oldest scolded him and he started crying,

I was trying to make him stop so i made him sit on my leg and put his head on my chest while i pat him on the back, he was always that pompous since he's the last, after a while he stopped crying, i tried to make him sit on his own but he wouldn't let me go, infact he held on tight, i stood up with him and went outside to get him biscuit but that worsened the whole issue, i had to call my niece to take him, my niece came and started scolding him again but this dude held on to me like he's holding on to life, he was taken by force and my eyes fell on a bulge in his short, this little kid had a boner, i couldn't believe my eyes, my niece saw it too and she was as surprised as i am,

He might be innocent, or not, do i tell my aunt? Or just keep quite? They don't have a housemaid so whether someone is handling his genital is out of the question, and my aunt use to kiss her husband in front of the kids.

me sef want dat you boobs

lordchiz:
Nairalanders!
I have been reading stories here relating to heartbreaks but I never knew I would also experience and testify one here! It is funny! More Amusing because I suddenly realize that I can't sleep with my sudden discovery this late night! Pls u guy should pardon my English... Anyhow una see am, make una enjoy because I no dey tink straight!

Anyway the name is Emmy from Kaduna! I am 31yrs
I recently met my girlfriend (21yrs) during my sister's wedding where am also the bestman!
I broke up 2months ago before meeting this lady! I thought I have met my last bus stop. I heard few things about her past from my sister and how she was maltreated by her ex.... To some extent, she was harassed, brutalised and hospitalised!
To cut d story short, we exchanged pleasantries and started dating! I wanted to be cautious, watchful and smart about this relationship at first because of my experience with my immediate ex and her love for the word 'insincerity'..... But later I said to mysef that it was of no use since I noticed her love was genuine!
I later introduced myself to her family and also my family too, just to make it known that I was playing at all! During the course of this relationship, i noticed some flaws like her inability to speak fluently in English and her wrong spellings when chatting on Facebook messenger platform! (Take note that I opened the Facebook account for her too). But in all this, my love was real and I took some time everyday to teach her both during our chats or when I meet her facially! I did some few things to pamper n care for her because... And only because of her so-called past experience that may have traumatize her! This continued for like a month now.... Sometimes she persuade me for sex.... But I don't want to rush her because I was seeing it was a genuine love already from me to her too.... But I later gave in.... We had it like 3times and she claimed i was the best ever and gave me appraisals as if I just won presidential ticket to 2019 election.

Last week, Pressure came from a member of the church where we all worship... The lady said she likes her for her elder brother to marry... Before u knew it, the family of the so-called lady came to tell my gf and her family there intention and to take the girl to Onitsha to meet their son,
She rebuffed the offer, she told me wat happened... She also laughed over it that she is in love with me and wants to further her education than getting married now! Moreover there is this confidence and hope that she really meant her words...

The Girlfriend's mom also refused, the brother came to tell me of it, he also said he ain't in support of her sister getting married to the unknown guy!
My Girlfriend calls me some nights crying.... Just to tell me dat the family are using there relatives to mount more pressure on her! But I gave her good words to calm her nerves!

To cut the story short, she told me on Friday night that she wanted to go and see her aunty the next day saturday, that gave birth in the next town, just about 15-18km from our place... She also said she was going to come back on Sunday evening! I casually agreed and secretly happy because I will have enough time to watch the match between Chelsea Vs arsenal! #Blues4Life!

I woke up Sunday Morning only for my sis that got married to their relative... to tell me that my girlfriend traveled with the lady to go see the unknown guy! She saw I was shocked because she thought I knew about it..... I casually pretended as if all was fine.
I later called her when I was alone and ask her whereabout, she denied that she was with her aunty in the next town, till I mounted little pressure that I knew everything before she admitted. Before she will start preaching 'I didn't want u to get sad, I love u', and the rest bullshit.... I cut the call!
Her missed call is over a hundred miss call!
I picked yesterday afternoon to tell her to move on with her life..
She has pleaded that it is me she loves, that she only went to take the remaining of her belongings in Anambra before coming back to Kaduna! I said to myself 'More lies'!
I advised her to accept the guy and forget about me.... This my girl knew I hated lies.... And that is the only thing that can make me forget a girl as if she never existed!
Take note that I caught her telling lies severally during this one month of love but I waved it aside and forgave her severally!

Now this midnight, I was tempted to login her Facebook acct I opened myself, to my greatest surprise.... She was chatting wit my ex too.... She was curious to knw if my ex still loves me, and wat really broke us up!
The one that shocked me more was her Cousin chatted her the pix I will attached..... Marveled me!

Seriously it is never easy passing through this shock!
But Base on the IBO boy, Nwa IMO state! I go move on wella!
This is an experience to always expect bullshits from any lady any day, anytime.....

Thunder fire any man wey go commit suicide because of one Olosho babe!

Thank God for saving you. you have a strong spirit, block her line cuz she's very manipulative. good luck.

This Man is confused again, we need another ABACHA to jail his assss.


RAM IS A MUSLIM, WHILE SHEEP IS A CHRISTIAN.

CyberWolf:
Sheep is not a Christian, only lamb is a Christian

ok

AuroraB:
Hmmmmmm You wan chop ban

yes na

phyno fyno, in another News

RAM IS A MUSLIM WHILE SHEEP IS A CHRISTIAN

RAM IS A MUSLIM WHILE SHEEP IS A CHRISTIAN

AmiciLord:
GOAT IS A WHAT?

Pagan