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Hello boss, i can see you are doing a great job. I intend import a LPG tank from Netherlands. It's immobile and almost the size of a trailer tanker. How much would it cost me to clear. It's manufactured in 1990. Picture attached

hmmm, no even one bottled water .PMB not releasing money upandan. Mr Ambassador, u better look for egunje before saraki and his boyz before the declare ur seat vacant

DEVELOPERS FOOD DON DO

NIGERIANS WITH BEWITCHING MENTALITY, The earlier we start working hard the better for us. Instead of blaming our selves and promoting corruption in our society, we would be blaming innocent villagers and children upandan . #HARDWORKPAYS

DEVELOPERS WON'T LIKE THIS. wetin concern, after protein diet na codeine Diet.
Awon bois

All these useless publicity stunt, must she talk.
dem go talku talku in tekno voice

sai BABA, i mean sai MAMA.

kenex4ever:
Cool story


Bet.....



Next time don't put 5naira because it's worthless

When I was in middle school, I saved for like 8months and I had d rough estimate of about N1600 that would b in it. During xmas period, I saw a nice shoe I wanted to buy for about N800, I rushed to my bank to open it with axe and all I saw inside was pieces of paper. I almost ran mad. My elder brother already emptied every thing before me and replaced them with paper so dat when ever I shake d box to know if there is something in it, I would hear d sound of paper thinking it's my money intact.

dat ur big brother na bad, baddo, baddest

GAZZUZZ:
Looks too human to eat.
Modified: how much can I sell these likes?

if na dat Honda, I for buy

Exwizard:
how i wish someone could put a smile on my face today.....after loosing all my earnings to theft yesterday

it is well, doors shall open exceedingly beyond words and expectation

UBGG:
LMAO.

Her family, my family, his pastor...everyone pleaded on her behalf. Bro stood his ground, saying he'd know when she's changed. I have to give it to her though, she changed.

The funny thing is, every woman who has been married into the family, they hear the story and automatically fall in line.

My brothers aren't brute, they adore their wives but won't be dominated by them. They make sure to tell the females in the family..."We will always protect you but If you decide to be lord over a good man, you won't find us cheering you on".

eye for eye,
pls protect them .

UBGG:
Every time I read of men like you, I appreciate the men in my family.

Now, here's what my brother did when his wife tried to be yours with him. He came home one day with a carpenter, asked him to change the locks and threw the wife out. He let her stay with her family for a year before he took her back.

It's been 7yrs, 2 kids and a woman who knows not to try to be a b!tch with him.

I honestly don't get weak man. I don't. Na wa!!

Ur brother na COMMANDO.
tell him, he's mentoring somebody .No dulling
RESPECT TO BIG BRO

Leebeedo:
That looks like a Toyota Venza. How’s that a new car ? The last set of Venzas produced were in 2015 so stop calling that a new car.

mumu, only you saw venza. na Camry be dat

hollandis:
Mikel always foolishly proud He can't even pose to take a pic

jealousy

NCAN system still searching

Hian,
are Nigerians not happy people again
Self destruct
SICKOS UPANDAN
which kind suicide be dis

#BACKTODAURA

Innobee99:
For those of u who missed out the part 1 of this thread, u can refresh ur mind with this link below:
https://www.nairaland.com/4530823/it-right-pay-back-ex

Told u that i was expecting my ex to arrive yesterday evening, oooh yes she ''Longathroutfully'' came. It was around 6:47pm when i got a calll from her that she was already at the junction close to my house. I had a deep breath of relieve that my plan is surely coming to its target. At first the first thing that ran through my mind was to check whether she came with the phone or not. Lo and behold, she never came with any phone in her hands. I was like, all my effort has been dashed out.
I welcomed her warmly, gave her a passionate hug, gave her a cold Dubic malt. She requested for my favourite, and i told her to prepare Spaghetti. She told me earlier to get the ingredients down incase it will be too late before she arrives which i did.
Not long, she prepared the sweet meal and we both ate together. I wasn't scared of any rat poision just like some of u suggested she might do cuz i made sure we ate together from same plate. All effort to get me angry again proved abortive cuz i was just being a dumb just to actualize my target.
LAter in the night, u knw we must practise mummy and daddy (Am not a saint and bodi no be fire wood).
I knew it was going to be the last, i did it like how Sergio Ramos handled Mo Sallah in the Champions League final till i claimed the cup.
Early this morning, oboy i change face. I dressed up for work like a nice cool guy and requested for her phone to take a selfie, and that was how the phone got into my hands. Immediately, Reminded her all the insults i got from her, how she called me an educated illitrate, how the last 8k was used by her boyfriend.
Not to become a full grown up bad guy, i gave her 2k to transport herself back to school. I no try? How many of u can do that? I think i deserve an accolade for that. Immediately ordered her to leave my house and never to set my eyes on her again.
To cut the long story short, guyz i don collect my phone. I never laid my hands on her just like some of u advised me.
My brother look below and see the photos i saw on the phone i bought with my own hard earned money.
Dnt tell me am a scum cuz i just pleased my feeling.

BAD, BADDO, BADDEST
I believe ur way
tiri gbosa
Barman, give am one chilled Origin
Man wey sabi

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so, 18yrs Old can contest.

who dey eppp . Only in Nigeria public workers think their service is a favour, dey for continue.
Hunger tornado could have wiped dem and their generation.

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It's only in western ,eastern and southern Nigeria that people fall for this scam. The quest to make it and hammer has lead a lot of Nigerians to lose their hard earned money. Imagine how a lot of Nigerian students lost their monies ,hopes dashed.

prettyboi1:
My brother, don't panic. It can still be solved. Thankfully, you and your wife are still together. First and foremost, women are built for comfort & so when anything changes that, they become agitated....they usually don't even realize that.

Men on the other hand are built to make way. You don't need to make all the money in the world for your wife to love you or start respecting you. She just needs to see you take charge. How can you take charge? First & foremost, cut your father-in-law's influence off. How can you do that? Start looking for a job. Preferably,look for a job outside the city where your father-in-law lives. If you can afford to relocate your wife & kid(s) with you to the new city, do it....if you can't afford to do that, be the only one who works in the new city but make an arrangement to always see your wife and kid(s) weekly, fortnightly,monthly or however you deem convenient for your family.

When you can do this, your wife will see effort & if she loves you and she's reasonable she will support you and even fight for you against her parents' control.

Another option is if you have some reasonable savings from the monies your father-in-law has supported you both with, try to start a really well-thought business & once you start that, stop collecting monies from them. The bottom line is that you should cut off your father-in-law's financial support to you. I am sure that the support he offers you may be from a good heart, but that also cuts your own influence in your own home & increases his own influence in your home.

Stay strong, brother.

Women are built for comfort and Men are built to make way.
I've learnt something big from you.
tiri gbosa for you
Barman, give am one chilled ORIGIN

boay:
I can't be deceived. How and when were the beneficiaries selected? He did something similar in Niger state recently (according to news) why haven't we seen such in any Southern state

where is Ibeto, Ifeanyi uba, innoson, cosmas maduka, e money (yahoo boi) ,Tony elumelu. Haters upandan, come to d North and see love

CHESTER48:

OP, I have an idea.
When she comes, don't go straight take her phone, make her feel at home. Keep pretending. Then try to kiss her, if she accepts, take off her clothes and bra. Then try to take of her trousers and pant. Then throw them out maybe somewhere far, or prepare a waterproof close to you so you can put the cloth inside. Then stuff the cloth in water let it soak wet. If she is sleeping over make sure all her clothes are soaked. If not soak it asap. It's left for you to sleep with her for the last time or not. Tell her you need 10k or 5k that moment to treat something. Try to convince her to send it to your account. In the morning make sure the clothes are still wet. Take your phone. Tell her it's over walk her out, bring out her wet clothes throw it to her lock you door and go out where you an watch her wear the wet clothes home. You can throw the clothes on the floor to get it really dirty. It's better than beating her I guess. She will regret that day.

AREA AREA AREA
Guy wey sabi, tiri Gbosa for you.
Bar man, giv am one chilled Origin

Sohnya:
Please can any one help me with the native name of this type of meat usually sold in Abuja.

.Sold by all these mallam that normally do kilishi or suya.i call it meat flakes and it sold in a transparent take-away plate.Sold at the airport too.

Sorry i dont have a picture of it

"DRIED MEAT FLOSS"
In Hausa language, we call it DAMBU. it's made from beef, mutton,cevron or chicken .
chicken is called kaza, so DAMBU KAZA
beef is called nama, so DAMBU NAMA etc
Nice profile pic you've got. so, how e dey be

i arrogantly told my girl friend that her vagina vjay smells like a dead animal.

q

chai

LibertyRep:
Is there anywhere called Yobe in Adamawa?

useless generational journalism

hope no scam again