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@poster, you try well well

na love i wan chop? abi na love go buy me fine fine clothes abeg o!!!

your younger brother tried, confusing us all with words but it was quite funny

poster, do you mean a 30yr old man stole a 14yrs old girl's virginity?

wetin you dey talk sef

but why is the poster so particular about the word VIRGIN! can't a 14yrs old be a virgin?  why can't he just say a 30 yrs old man stole a 14 yrs old girl?

and how is he attached to this matter?
he should have used kidnapped.

no problem. my yahoo id is skelly_bissy@yahoo.com

yap,

you mean the one on my profile?

in 3 years time, you will be 30yrs, don't you have sense at all?

if agro dey catch you go find your age mate if not DON'T DO!!!!!

wot will happen on the wedding night?
doggy style?

Striaght to the point!!!!!

hi poster, i saw your picture now, it's not clear and i also saw you with another lady

is that your girl?

fine boy looking sexy

tynos:
stole a virgin aged 14, i guess i did not explain it well

for real, the guy actually meant "STOLE A VIRGIN" when i tought it was "STILL A VIRGIN"
BUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA   

is the fourteen year old your sister or your girlfriend or none of them is related to you,

and again if 14yrs old is still avirgin, it not bad,

T@meD0:
Ori e o pe o! Han han! Whish kin qwesion u dey ask so? Abi u be adofuro? wetin u think say she want? so u think say she want make u help am scrub hin back as hin no fit reach abi? ok, i don coolu temper now; e be like say your yeye sef dey seek attention o jare (hisses). nonesense and ingrijent! oni iranu! Peace!

, this nairaland is gradually becoming comedyland.

kindloving:
Idera .N,
I think i like your spirit but i have a question for you,

What would you do or say if someone says he/she love u and wanted to spend the rest of his/her life with you and u've already gotting a partner?

same Q to u ma - iice

what has your question got to do with the topic now i don't understand again oh!!1

@iice, will you please xplain to moi?

nikkylolly:
I'm not so sure you know what you are talking about. Do u have a clue about how ridiculous u made them countries?

I'm not trying to judge you or insult you. But I think this topic of yours, shows us how obsessed you are or might be with sex and what your wife does or what u would want her to do. Maybe you don't know the world is now a civilized place. People are now being paid to do all those chores u are so keen about.

That was so ridiculous about Yoruba girls!!! That isn't true, as a matter of fact, Yoruba girls has got more manners than that. If there should be a competition among girls, Yoruba would be the best. If u have ever dated someone like that (which I bet u haven't), try and think back to where you met because u always meet bad girls in a bad society, not in a sensible setting.

About Hausa girls; have u heard anything about Islam and/or Sharia law. Think about that would u?

And try not to generalize your opinion or experience. Opinions like this, aren't to be generalized because people are different.

you are right nikkylolly,

poster, if you talk about ladies this way, im sure you must be single sir OR

are you GAY?[/tt]

i tire oh!!!!!

segzy_me:
goodday everybody please can you tell me what you have for me

wot we have for you?

firstly WHO ARE YOU?!!!!

tkb417:
First off, what kind of house do you live in that someone will pass throough your gate, go into your leaving room , and straight to your bathroom?

If its block of flats, that means, she will leave her flat to come inside your place, innit?
or you leave in a ghetto where 200 people share a bathroom? if its the latter, then no problems.

When next she comes, follow her inside the dingy bathroom, scrub her back, wash her clean and don't you ever leave any room for her to come beg you again for it. Do a thorough job

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . some1 help me here hahahahahahhahaha

@tbk417
you are not serious at all, is that the best advice you can offer the guy.hahahahahahaha

2month!!! and he is telling you to leave the job for him?

forget it my girl!!!! you are not married to him and if it means both of you will stop talking to each other when you get the job then so be it!!!!

@ kindloving,

are you the poster?

my dear both of you are not married, and if you are planning to, then one person must leave.


ciao!!

if you think some1 here is going to say " hey rikki , it happens like that continue with it, he still loves you" then that person is dumb.

marriage is a life contract for crying out loud and this is nigeria where you cannot divorce easily like that.

don't be a SLAVE OF CIRCUMSTANCE BECAUSE OF MARRIAGE O!!!!!

che che:
u don't understand ke?? tynos said somebody stole a virgin

hahahahahahaha i read it all over again im sure he meant "a 30 yrs old man still a virgin"

this nairalanders no go kill me!!!!

wot's goin on here?

i don't understand at all

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flowers ke! for this naija?

it's all stereotyped, flowers, cards and so on

esp. on valentine's day yawck!!! no guy should give me any flower cos i don't have any vase to put it except if he wants to give me one .

i dont even have the time to look after it!!!!

@poster

8years is simply nothing, you better marry her cos if you love her age is no barrier, it's nothing but numbers.

my guy is 12yrs older than me and i don't mind because i love him soooooooooooo much

marry her!!!!

@ oponkonwa

if it was those lies they post here, you would have contributed immensely


@ poster
that was a creative thing.
kudos to you jare!!! it's a good work and it's true.

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