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you are nothing but a SCARLET WOMAN!!! shame on you tufiaaaaa!!!!

a nice gentleman will turn the other cheek for her and ask " can you do that again" then walks away. hahahaha joking

i can nag, insult a guy if i want but i dare not raise my hand to slap his face, my momma taught me better than dat.

Growfast, you are the biggest lier I've ever seen, TILL LIES DO US PART. how can u just form that kind of useless story all in the name of posting threads.

were u not the one thas posted a thread sometime ago that u need list of beautiful girlfriends, where is ur 15yrs old then?

and you still have the guts to say you disflowered a 14yrs old girl. SHAME ON YOU!!!!! nonsense

im surprised she knows all the details

@ tishat ,meeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnn, pointblank

some will say 10 girls are dying for them, but they will not put their picture for us to see, while others will say they need to leave 1 for another and they will still av the gut  to put their picture nairaland is upside down, anyway it makes it more interesting.  

rockiedink:
ode oshi!!! _{hissssssssssssssssssss} ma lo wa'se se o! idi ni k'o ma be lo rai. o ma to ya e l'enu pe obo nikan ko l'o se pataki l'aye. ^{***come here telling us some cock and bull stories of girls crazy about him***} idiot. foolish boy. be'bo master!!! if you no get work go take your joblessness elsewhere.

im laughing my head off, 1 thing i like this nairaland for is that people just say the first thing that comes to their mind.

poster, ALL GIRLS AND NO JOB MAKES JACK A STUPID AND DULL BOY.

this topic should be moved to another board


Seun where are you?

scambater:
Get a bottle of vinegar and mix it with some toothpaste and some battery acid and rub it on you fikky every morning, for three days and you'd be surprised to see how much your fikky will grow. I've used this secret concussion and it worked miracles for me.

buhahahahahahaha, abeg this na early morning o!!!

@poster whats FIKKY? wetin i no go hear for this nairaland ehh!!!

@Scambater, u mean u used this secret concussion on FIKKY too?

over to nairalanders, WHATS FIKKI!!!!!

sukura indeed!!!!!!

@poster

hmmn if your post had been a good one dat needs real advice. i would have ignored your grammer.

imagine, "she is fell in love with you"!!!!!!

na wah ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! nairaland keeps showing new talents everyday.

2dye4:
thats a start!

A DOLL

there's a movie called "Never been kissed". has any one seen it?


oh dear, cut down on your Mr nice guy a bit.

I can teach you how to kiss, im very good at that.

i only understand one thing about all these. that you have been in a relationship for 11yrs! incredible!!! 11yrs and no marriage!!! by the way wot r u still doing in that relationship, you better zoom off b4 u start growing white hairs.

as for the rest of your message, it does not make meaning or maybe i don't understand!!!

u call also pray for God's guidance.

iice:
Idera. . .wicker park - is it that movie with Hartnett and whats his face (guy that always acts with Freddy prince?) and the chic from Troy?

you are right, i cannot remember the other guys name but he also acted scooby doo 2.
cheers

city of angels
a walk to remember
forces of nature
shakespare in love
save the last dance
neverland.
50 first dates.
quills.
wicker park(2nd best)
prettywoman.
the holiday.
pride and the prejudice.
ella enchanted.
sound of music and so on and so on and so forth, i love watching romantic movies bu t i HATE reading them, yawk!!!

you guys are just tossing me back and forth i don't even know what to add again.

This is a very long long story

Jamb question !!!!!

olanajim:
@poster,
you are right! They are "like" birds.

Some can soar like eagle; some are parrots thinking with their mouth and can't be trusted. You know gossips is women second name? Some alike ostrish, big and powerful and can't fly. Don't dare them. Some are like Hen; domesticated and used as baby factory. Some are like cock. Some are vultures hovering round your head to devour your carcass. Some are like Dove, they epitomize peace and purity. Some are. . . You can virtually get as many comparison as you care to get.

Women are indeed like birds. Leave them without winning their love and they go forever. Show them love, and they would fly to eldorado and still return to you. That is if you are worth their devotion. You can cage them if they are wild and refuse to be domesticated. But, you must realize that they are LIKE BIRDS. They are NOT BIRDS.

Ikamefa,
what about those who reach 76, 86? Please complete your hypothesis.

Busta,
that is a wrong comparison. Beside, remote controk actually manipulate the TV, it wasn't meant to be manipulated.

Mamaput,
I will buy that comparison if you can explain why men are like trees. Indeed they can be liken to trees after all birds perch on trees and build their nests there. But I won't do the job for you.

see me see wahala, im sure if the poster did not THINK of something to put down you wouldn't have added your your own oga!!!
and if una see these women , na so una go dey lie, dey yarn nonsense so she go look your side. i tire o!


as for the poster, now that you have analysed the women. soooooo? i still cannot see what you are driving at. or you just want nairalanders to see that you have something to say. keep it up!!!!

im now online. i got ur message

Che che, im coooooooooooool

slip of the hand. oops sorry it's skelly_bissy@yahoo.com

@ omuanp

an advice: don't go around calling those you don't know WICKED PEOPLE!!! get that 

4God and che che

you guys can reach me on skellybissy@yahoo.com.

gotto go now, cheers

@poster
im blushing

thank you. you are my friend already

as for che che

thank you, funny too

busygal:
hissessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss RUBISSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha  
busygirl wats up?

im with the funkylets, u kno' am saying, hip hop-or-rayyyyyyyyy oh! hey!!!

is this the thread for today?

are you in a haste, i can help you find one if you are not in a hurry cheers!!!

@FELIX_WEAH
the poster is the one looking for love, you are the one checking the pictures and analysing, wetin be your own oga?

im proud to be a nigerian and to answer your question, my LOVE is safe with someone and i will not like to share with anybody cos im not into ONLINE love. anyone ready for that should send me money first. do you understand or you want me to explain better in french?