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@posters

do you just want us to see you have a white teeth or wot?

why not your full face so we can comment better?

some1 please change this topic, im bored |-)

morning candies,

hope you had a nice time with Nairalanders yesterday,

some posters send some annoying topic that makes you want to bring them out of the computer and give them a very good spanking, some even go to the extent of LYING!!!

For me, the one i read was about a guy that told his girlfriend to UnCloth for him because he does not want to have sex with her, he only wants to admire the angel the Lord sent him, very stupid and annoying and funny too when i read the reply he got

so fellas wot is the topic u've read so far on Nairaland that can be considered stupid?

candies is fine, reminds me of something sweet.

welcome and be ready for fun because this is NAIRALAND [size=5pt][/size]though the guys here don't have NAIRA to spend, they only have COINS, 

we the gals are the BOMB!!!!!!!

@busygal

you mean somze or davidylan(dat guy is a dumb ass)

Do you love her?

somze, cut that out!!!

are you the lie detector now? if you don't have any advise to post, you can WAKA PASS.

I dont understand your relationship with her cos you said she is your client. in what aspect? wot does she do for you or you for her in terms of business or official relationship?


she really likes you too much to have told you but do you like her?

i will donate my kidney period.

none

thanks almondjoy
@poster

but you reply this funny posts too even though they are lies,

you have all responded well but provide a solution or are you all lying too with your suggestions.

snugle:
and what reason culd that b?money,attention,,respect,show off,insufficient sex,to gain points

yes all this might be the cause especially attention.

aisha2:
They Have the Main Office in Tofa House Wuse , Behind the Central Mosque, You can Ask any Driver to take you there. They Also Have a Branch in Central area, Near Ademola Adetokunbo, Its a Garden, its on the left side of the road if you are coming from Celtel Office Ademola Adetukunbo and you are heading to the Federal secratariate.
I took my Bosses there oncee, we just came out from a Conference, we were all hungry and my DG usually goes to this posh place with Horrible food, I convinced them to try this place. They ate and Stained their Clothes. It was so funny. Now my organsation have become stakeholders in that Joint.
It is now an Official Duty to have lunch or have them bring us lunch when we have meetings or conferences in our Office.
I recommend amala and Ewedu and Pounded yam and Vegetable with goat meat, cow meat or Chicken depending on the weight of your purse
@Klassuguy
How far now? Am a regular there but not Tofa House, they have a branch close to my Office

na bukka you describe reach like this? abeg my mouth don dey water oh!!!

oh boy! tell your girl make she live the good and real life

it's break time, im off to one bukka near my office called IYA EBA, catch ya

iice:
Caught doing what?

yea she's right

@poster caught doing wot exactly?

i totally disagree with dat.


ladies don't cheat just like that, there might be a reason for it which might be the fault of the guy

ladies and wahala!!! sha is a fakie

i will gladly choose bukka cos i love thos assorted meats they serve there and home made foods instead of curry and thyme foods

is she nourished at all?

An intellegent lady cannot be rude instead she is sensible enough not to answer due to wot jkpretty said,

jkpretty:
What if confidence was mistaken for rudeness

what if self respect was mistaken for pride

What if Some questions actually sound stupid & don't deserve a reply, & u decide to be mute.

What if it shows u just want to make a conversation & not meaningful talk

Some people know how to handle issues than others

we ladies try to build a wall around just for self confidence and to study the guy better but once the guy breaks one, other walls will fall,
@poster you should not give up, it normal for we ladies, we just can't act the same, you have to try harder.

ok, am meeting someone for the first time, it's actually a blind date but i've spoken with him on the phone. i decided to just look natural when i meet him, powder and lip gloss is fine with me, is that a good idea?

rosquare:
in my final year in UNILAG, we had a counselling session
and we raised this issue.the counsellors authoritatively
told us that double dating,especially for the ladies is
very much encouraged.

in her words "a lady is free to date as many as 3 guys
as long as she doesnt have 2 sleep with any of them."
difficult you would agree, but not[b] impossible[/b]

"but once one of them decides to take the relationship to
the next level (courtship), and she accept his proposal,
the lady is expected to drop the other guys and stick to
that one."
i guess this is just to protect the lady to some extent.

but for the guys, we have no reason whatsoever to double date.
c'mon, it aint cool you know

rosquare, i disagree with that. if she dates three guys at the same time then it will spoil her chance of ever settling down with any, even if no sex is involved.

wot do u think about that, if you were one of the guys involved, will you like it?

@CARZY KID, "Buy her lots of recharge cards" na waa oh, is dat wot you will do?


any way, i will give him wot they call "TENDER LOVING CARE"(TLC)

and get him something totally different from cards, flowers, and common things like that.

Dredie:
Only 4 naija, babes go dey suffer,but them stil dey claim ajebutter,guys wetin una think

it's the same for guys too, they form alot. they are simply WANNABES

@lysaa, do you need a shelter of your own protection toooooo? i can help with that.

how you doing?

hahaha , im fine, maybe i'll shine my eyes better next time.

wots new?

@havanah.im fine.i enjoyed the weekend xos i attended a friends wedding and it was nice.

@finekid
hello, my first time of meeting you, i did not see you online lastweek

sup with you?

isn't that romantic?

i feel you jare, bowa

Goodmorning everybody in da house,


hope you all had a nice weekend?

I don't know why human beings like letting past experience take control of them.
@amuki, why do you call it PAST EXPERIENCE if you can forget it!!
you go old for house if you don't do wots right, wots rong with you, inshort i don dey vex


you better go and meet her if you like her before i spank your ass online

[quote author=theboy0808 link=topic=90237.msg1641024#msg1641024 date=1193950771][/quote] ;Dand this too  


kudos to you Gamine