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RomanceRe: Harmless Things People Do That Lead To Illicit Sex by idesylvester(m): 11:38pm On Jan 07, 2017
Who told you is harmless, r we complaining, leave am for us ooo... E dey sweet grin cheesy

Car TalkRe: 5 Ways To Buy The Cheapest Cars In Nigeria by idesylvester(m): 3:58pm On Jan 06, 2017
Guy u r wicked, in this 2017 u still no dey pity
oluwafreshkid:
Buy new English instead
FoodRe: N1500 Basket Of Tomatoes A Nairalander Bought (Photos) by idesylvester(m): 10:30pm On Jan 02, 2017
Kneel down and raise ur hand
xendra:
We might be thanking pres.Buhari in the end but not just tomatoe, other things need to come down too.

CrimeRe: Drunk Policeman Brutalizes A Man With His Gun At First Bank,uyo,akwa Ibom(pics) by idesylvester(m): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2017
Bro one bag of pure water for u call me on 070****88** to claim ur price... Good luck
dirtymoney:
There are certain RULES I observe when armed or dealing with armed men.
These RULES guide how I talk, associate, interact and relate with them.

1.NEVER ARGUE WITH THE MAN WITH THE GUN. Do whatsoever he says cause you never can tell his frustrations and intent.
2. Never stand in front of the barrel of the gun. U might accidentally become a victim of an accidental discharge.
3. At any point in time you hear the sound of a gun - DUCK! I repeat DUCK!!
4. When you see a man with a gun arguing with a crowd surrounding him. Please stay away from the crowd. In short, leave that geographical location. He might use "being overpowered" as the excuse for his shooting spree event. The dead can't give testimonies in court.
5. PLEASE AND PLEASE, AVOID PEOPLE WITH GUNS WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK. I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD. ALCOHOL GIVES FALSE CONFIDENCE AND FALSE CONFIDENCE COULD GET YOU KILLED IN SECONDS.
6. NEVER OWN A GUN - Except you can deal with its pressure and temptations.

P.s Most police officers you see with guns are Trigger freaks esp those SARS officers, some are fresh from training school and have never aimed at a living target. Don't make yourself available for a real time training event. Our Judicial system is so f**cked up that even after shooting at you, The police would still go free!!! worse that can happen is his being transferred.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE.
REMEMBER - YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

PoliticsRe: Power Sector Loses N534b In 356 Days by idesylvester(m): 9:43pm On Jan 02, 2017
This nepa abi phcn people r very stupid ooo... Are they not still collecting light bill for a month that we didn't even enjoy completely? Their father
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off His White Cars And Wads Of Cash [PICS] by idesylvester(m): 7:13pm On Jan 02, 2017
And u r crying... Chai
SuperSuave:
I'm not jealous at all cry

Christianity EtcRe: Recession Hits Churches As Incomes Dwindle - Trudigest.com by idesylvester(m): 1:54pm On Jan 02, 2017
Thanks for that and as for me, I will always pray to God for the increase of love to humanity regardless of where u worship... God bless Christianity, God bless Catholic, God bless Protestant, God bless redeemers, God bless winners and the rest churches... Proud Catholic boy
sane93:
Una no go ever tire on top catholics matter. The energy you waste in bashing us can be used in winning souls for Christ. In all you do let your life reflect Christ. Be loving and accommodating of those that do not share your beliefs ok. Admitting there's a problem is the first step to a solution. And Christ in Matt 7:7 asks us to seek and we shall find because even He knows that we will always be in need. That's my candid speech
Christianity EtcRe: Recession Hits Churches As Incomes Dwindle - Trudigest.com by idesylvester(m): 1:47pm On Jan 02, 2017
Be there deceiving yaself, people who worship in those churches r they not leaving in this country? Only the truth will set us free... And pls don't allow buhari to hear that b4 he will increase the cost of things again... Na beg I beg
candidbabe:
Chai
What's this bishop saying? Anyway he is a Catholic priest so I am not surprised. So the bishop does not know that as the redeemed of the lord we are operating under heavens economy
#teamwinnersfamily
#mycaseisdifferent
#teamnorecession

PoliticsRe: The Best Performing Governors In 2016? by idesylvester(m): 1:20pm On Dec 31, 2016
For me I will chose Malam Nasir el Rufai the killer governor. Rubbish, no blame me I dey vex . Abeg ambode try jor

PoliticsRe: The Best Performing Governors In 2016? by idesylvester(m): 1:20pm On Dec 31, 2016
For me I will chose Malam Nasir el Rufai the killer governor. Rubbish, no blame me I dey vex . Abeg ambode try jor

PoliticsRe: Solomon Dalung At The 2016 Tarok Carnival (Photos) by idesylvester(m): 4:13pm On Dec 27, 2016
Solomon dalung and Dj Spinal, I don't even know who I will call the CAP man... I'm not understanding ooo

RomanceRe: Man Kneels To Propose To His Big Girlfriend. (Photos) by idesylvester(m): 2:59pm On Dec 27, 2016
U self use ur brain, how can that guy lap that woman eh...huh
ikp120:
I repeat, this is such an absolute piece of shiit mehn... What stops you from putting her on your laps, looking her straight in the eyes and telling her all the shiit in your damn mind? huh undecided

Or what stops you from putting it in black and fvcking white and presenting it to her in a love letter? huh undecided

This shiit has a bad effect on these "formy" asses we've got around town... I can't beg you to marry me; if you ain't interested then take a walk mehn. wink

#MyOpinion

RomanceRe: Joro Olumofin Recommends 30 Places Guys Can Meet 'Wife Materials' In Nigeria by idesylvester(m): 2:41pm On Dec 27, 2016
Bring ur lips make I kiss am as part of my love
mimicious:
hello fam!!! today is my birthday. show ur baby love
FamilyRe: Smart Mum Spoiled Her Daughter's Plan To Steal Meat (pictured) by idesylvester(m): 2:30pm On Dec 27, 2016
You really get time
bitrade:
we don catch the thief shocked shocked shocked
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Christianity EtcRe: Only Tithe-Payers Are Qualified To Receive Blessings - Oyedepo (Video) by idesylvester(m): 9:09pm On Dec 20, 2016
Deicide:
Its Blood money..
then everyone that's connected to Facebook has his blood in zukerburgs wealth
CelebritiesRe: Ten Hottest And Best Social Media Entertainers In Nigeria 2016 by idesylvester(m): 9:59pm On Dec 19, 2016
benjamin007:
I have a serious date but this girl keeps persisting what do I do??
Give her belle!!! grin
HealthRe: Veterinary Doctor Removes Bikini From An Intestine During Surgery (Photos) by idesylvester(m): 9:30pm On Dec 19, 2016
carmag:
what is bikini
Bikini is a food farmed in China and consumed only in Jupiter. Nonsense pikin
PoliticsRe: Unconfirmed Report Indicates Shekau’s ‘capture’ by idesylvester(m): 11:42am On Dec 19, 2016
woodcook:
I hope this turns out to be true because this administration is know for fake news and propaganda.
Shekau is not his real name, it's a name given to a leader in that group according to my own source
SportsRe: "The Funds Spended Were Properly Spended" - Solomon Dalung by idesylvester(m): 8:05pm On Dec 18, 2016
demolinka:
Dem suppose ask am whether him prefer English or Hausa before dem start
Even d person wey dey ask d question dull so Wetin u xpect...
PoliticsRe: The Poor Vs The Rich In Nigerian Prisons: See The Difference (Photos) by idesylvester(m): 4:37pm On Dec 18, 2016
Na make bet9ja Pay me naim b my own no b all this one
RomanceRe: Bride's Friend Gets A Proposal From Boyfriend At Her Wedding (pics) by idesylvester(m): 4:08pm On Dec 18, 2016
soberdrunk:
If you want to try this type of stunt at my wedding, just be ready to balance me half of the hall and catering money!! angry angry
LWKMD... I swear I think say Na only me no well for this country ooo... So we plenty.. Joke of d day
FoodRe: What's D Difference Btw Pasta, Spaghetti N Macaroni by idesylvester(m): 9:35pm On Dec 16, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


Pasta is a generic term for a food made from wheat pasta and cooked by boiling

Pasta is the same as spaghetti and Macaroni because they're made from wheat pasta

You can't just walk into the store and tell them to give you pasta, there is nothing called pasta, pasta is the ingredient they're all made with

Or you walk into a restaurant and tell them you want to eat pasta, they will immediately call the mental hospital because you are dumb

Spaghetti refers to the specific shape of the pasta, normally a thin straight shaped pasta

Macaroni is also pasta shaped like an elbow

They're all the same, just like bread, bagels are also considered as breads but they are round shaped


u correct person finish still wan hit him mouth with baton... U n MMM I no know wu wicked pass
InvestmentRe: "MMM Has Ruined Me. I Want To Kill Myself" - Participant by idesylvester(m): 9:21pm On Dec 16, 2016
gurunlocker:
Make I send am... Xmas bonus
I mean ur accountant phone number ooo... Lol
InvestmentRe: "MMM Has Ruined Me. I Want To Kill Myself" - Participant by idesylvester(m): 9:01pm On Dec 16, 2016
gurunlocker:
I have some questions for this MMM has not crashed believers..

You guys said there's no central account for MMM so MMM isn't holding your money, agreed.

1) If they finally open the account January, I'm sure 98% will want to GH and no one will PH... what will happen here?

2) We know Nigerians, it's once bitten twice shy, Nobody will want to risk putting his money into this again.... Here's where some people lose, those who will be able to GH will be smiling and never come back, while those who will PH will be crying for life.



3) One of the excuse is that their will be more GH during Xmas period, is there no Xmas celebration in Kenya they went to? why didn't they pause there till January also?


We are not happy you are about to lose money, we are only sad that we warned you but the foolishness for getting rich quick enters your head.
Guy for all that u wrote eh, I v decided to Gh u without MMM cos u just hit d nail jst right... Guy send me ur accountant number let me send d money
InvestmentRe: "MMM Has Ruined Me. I Want To Kill Myself" - Participant by idesylvester(m): 9:00pm On Dec 16, 2016
gurunlocker:
I have some questions for this MMM has not crashed believers..

You guys said there's no central account for MMM so MMM isn't holding your money, agreed.

1) If they finally open the account January, I'm sure 98% will want to GH and no one will PH... what will happen here?

2) We know Nigerians, it's once bitten twice shy, Nobody will want to risk putting his money into this again.... Here's where some people lose, those who will be able to GH will be smiling and never come back, while those who will PH will be crying for life.



3) One of the excuse is that their will be more GH during Xmas period, is there no Xmas celebration in Kenya they went to? why didn't they pause there till January also?


We are not happy you are about to lose money, we are only sad that we warned you but the foolishness for getting rich quick enters your head.
Guy for all that u wrote eh, I v decided to Gh u right without MMM cos u just hit d nail on right... Guy send me ur accountant number let me send d money
RomanceRe: Is Your Man Using You? (ladies Come In) by idesylvester(m): 10:07am On Dec 16, 2016
Warhawk:
You peopleshould stop posting this kind of Things nah
Now Nneka is asking me when i will meet her parents just cuz she read this Write-up
To my MMM brothers, welcome back, We ,at Bet9ja, really missed you guys!!
My brather, walai I dey po my mind... We missing zem fa, let them kam back pls
CelebritiesRe: Portrait Painting Of Emmanuela Samuel by idesylvester(m): 12:31am On Dec 16, 2016
MrIcredible:
Thirded
Fourted
InvestmentRe: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by idesylvester(m): 6:10pm On Dec 13, 2016
haywire07:
Nairaland has created more panic on the MMM issue than any other source .

It is very unfair and immature ,

Besides, MMM hasn't crashed , but why are the mods quick to push anything related to "Mmm crash" to FP . why create unnecessary panic among averagely 60% of nairalanders who are active participants of MMM . E pain am
I pray u will be quick to push MMM topics to FP when it comes back by January
Please be wise
CelebritiesRe: Two Months After Childbirth, Bovi's Wife Flaunts Her Slim Body by idesylvester(m): 10:02am On Dec 13, 2016
orjikuramo:
U are calling the witches of West Africa now o, when they answer, don't start complaining
guy y r u like this eh, u r jst thinking d same way with me, r we twins ni
CelebritiesRe: Here’s The Man Who Bought King Sunny Ade’s Guitar For N52.1 Million (pics) by idesylvester(m): 9:46am On Dec 13, 2016
enoqueen:
What does he do for a living.
Oil and gas my brother, money miss road...Google folawiyo and c what his father left for him,money wey him no work for
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Washing His Car Himself At Tender Car Wash (pics,video) by idesylvester(m): 9:24pm On Dec 10, 2016
HungerBAD:
Wetin be the big deal say he wash car?

If you don wash face-me-i-face you toilet before, you go fit wash River.

The guy na Pako like me, and like me, na only him address change.

Once a Pako, always a Pako. No mind am Na harrysong dey wash am b4 as him don go him must wash am
CrimeRe: Thief Caught Stealing In A Church In Imo State. See What They Did To Him. Pics by idesylvester(m): 7:04pm On Dec 05, 2016
thesicilian:
I thought the church will forgive and pray for him, and just hand him over to the police. Didn't expect them to beat him "mercilessly"
That was y they didn't kill him, even d bible permit beating... Beating is not a sin

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