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Nepa no take light, I think they have fire auto control system that once there's fire it will just turn off the entire light not like our 9ja wey pole dey fall kill people wey dey watch match

paschal47:
I think dey said NEPA don't take light in yankee? Wetin happen here, yeye dey smell




But honestly it's not funny, there's power outage and it turns to a news, here in Nigeria, even the so called NEPA abi phcn uses generators in their offices.



Which way Nigeria??

Hear yourself

Tenim47:
being replaced by another being instead , nd was taken away by GOD

Guy thanks I just did it and it's 7 inches on the dot, I feel so relaxed right now

Toks2008:
Take a ruler or tape and measure from the base of the penis where your shaft extends through your scrotum joining your groin.

Its best you measure when its erect. Any dick below 5.5inches when erect is below average and any dck above 7inches is above average but any dick between 5.5inches to 7inches is very ok for excellent sexual pleasure and any lady who cant enjoy this range can be considered as loosed...quote me anywhere.

PLEASE HOW CAN I MEASURE MINE, I NEED TO KNOW TOO

IntrovertOlu:
Around 2013, i read about one penis enlargement exercise called Jelqing (you can read about it online), and I started doing it. I swear, I didn't believe it would work. I used be around 6.5 then, and that was already considered bigger than average. It was just recently when the complaining got too much I decided to measure again, and found out I was 7 inches.

RULES TO HAVING A HAPPIER HOME

I HAVE BEEN TRYING SO MUCH TO PASS THESE TO ALL MARRIED AND SINGLES, THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE ABOUT BUILDING A BETTER HOME AND KEEPING A HAPPIER FAMILY

I WILL START WITH:

1 MINDSET: PEOPLE GO INTO MARRIAGE WITH THE MINDSET OF BEING FED BY A MAN OR BEING CARED FOR BY A WOMAN, OR HAVE A SETTLED MIND WITH A MAN THAT U CAN CALL UR HUSBAND OR SOMEONE WHO WILL PREPARE YOUR MEAL BEFORE OR AFTER WORK WITHOUT THINKING THAT IN MARRIAGE MANY THINGS WILL CHANGE.
WHEN U WERE STILL SINGLE, U AVE EVERY RIGHT TO CHANGE WOMEN OR MEN AND GET TREATED AS A KING OR QUEEN SO LONG AS BOTH OF YOU ARE NOT MARRIED.
IN MARRIAGE YOU’RE A KING AND QUEEN ALREADY, IT’S JUST TO LEARN HOW TO LIVE AS LEADERS WAITING TO CREAT A PRINCE OR PRINCESS
U DON’T FORCE A MAN OR A WOMAN TO TREAT YOU GOOD, YOU CREAT A ROOM FOR IT

2: IDEOLOGY: THIS IS WHERE I WILL END THE WHOLE ISSUE.
THINK ABOUT THIS, WHEN YOU BUY A CAR AND USE IT FOR NINE MONTH EVERYDAY ON A BAD ROAD, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN? TEAR AND WEAR OFF-COURSE, WHOULD YOU PLACE CURSE OR INSULT ON THE CAR, NO. SO IT’S WITH A WOMAN, WHEN UR WIFE GIVE BIRTH THINGS WOULD CHANGE, SHE MAT EITHER LOOK BEAUTIFUL OR UGLY, ADD WEIGHT OR SOMETHING ELSE.
THOSE BREAST YOU SEE OVERTIME AND FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS YOURD WILL CHANGE, NOT HER FAULT BUT NATURE
THE MAN NEEDS TO BE THERE AND PROTECT WHAT NATURE HAS DONE TO HER AND NOT TO LOOK FOR ONE SMALL SIDE CHIC THAT HAS ALL READY AND WAITING FOR NATURE TO DO THE SAME; CHANGE YOUR IDEOLOGY SO THAT THE WOMAN WILL NOT TRANSFER HER LOVE TO HER KIDS AND START SEEING THE HUSBAND AS A HOUSEMAID… ANOTHER THING IS HER SEX DRIVE WOULD EITHER INCREASE OR DECREASE, IT’S THE DUTY OF THE MAN TO KNOW ALL THIS BEFORE SAYING I DO

AFTER HARD LABOUR, U MUST LEARN TO CHANGE THE WAY U SEE UR WIFE, NOT AS A BABY PRODUCER BUT A STRONG WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH LIFE AND DEATH TO GIVE U A BABY THAT NEEDS MORE CARE THAN EVER, WHEN SHE’S RUDE, CALM HER SOMETIMES IT’S DUE TO PRESSURE, NEVER SHOULD A MAN REMINDS A WOMAN OF HER PAST ERRORS, THEY NEVER FORGET, IT KILLS THEM AND MAKES THEM LOOK INFERIOR… MEN ARE TO LISTEN AND WOMEN ARE TO TALK

WOMEN ARE TO BE LOVED NOT TO BE CONTROLLED
HOPE I MADE SENSE

SO BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED, THINK ABOUT THE AFTERMATH NOT NOW THAT IT’S STILL FRESH

CALL ME SLY

EMAIL ME FOR ANY INFO
SLY.KING7@YAHOO.COM

There's a little bit of traffic right now in APAPA due to the bad road at airways, for those coming to APAPA or that will be going home should try as much as possible to leave earlier... Once it rains in APAPA, it becomes difficult...

Don't know when the government will take APAPA roads serious, the sufferings are too much

Sure I did, never mind the typographical errors... I'm a chattered accountant today and I'm proud of my parents

KissChrixx:
Did you?

Thanks, guess I wasn't taking note

Jaynom:
Op it's young ones NOT once***

Actually when I was still younger I was only thought to focus on my education only, I deer not take u picture with a lady... That day I'm dead

I was actually going through my Facebook page when I came across this young kids and I had to go back to time when I was that age in the early 80's

For those born in between or before will understand that upbringing was way different and I'm sure it really helped me/us to understand when to have a relationship or when to have sex, but today at the age of 10 some kids have almost done it all... And I ask, when u start having sex at the age of 10 what do u intend to enjoy when u r 40.. Just my thoughts thou

THIS DAYS ALL MEMBERS OF A CHURCH SEEMS TO LOOK AND DRESS LIKE THE PASTORS; CHRIS OYAKHILOME(COILING OF HAIR) OKOTIE(SWAGG) T.B JOSHUA(FULL HAIR) APOSTLE SULEMAN(BARD HEAD) REVRND KING(BEARD)... I AM WAITING FOR A NAKED PASTOR WHERE THE MEMBER WILL DRESS SAME

as sheared by CHIDI KANU OKONKWO

to me i think pre-wedding photo is getting out of hand...hahahaha

where are my Vaseline crew?


God help us

GOOD DAY ALL MY NL FRIENDS, MY FRIEND JUST CALLED ME THIS WEEK TO SEEK FOR MY ADVICE AND I DECIDED TO ASK FOR OPINION SO WOULDN'T MAKE MISTAKES

ACCORDING TO HIM, HE SAID HE IS PLANNING TO GET MARRIED THIS YEAR TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE'S STILL DOING HIS ICAN AFTER ROUNDING UP HIS OND, AND RIGHT NOW HIS SALARY IS 80K PER MONTH AND HE MAKES AT LEAST 8K WEEKLY FROM HIS JOB BUT HE'S SCARED IF HE CAN GET MARRIED WITH SUCH AMOUNT OF SALARY

AND THE GIRL IS DOING HER NYSC, THE GIRL AIN'T BORDER THOUGH COS SHE BELIEVE THEY CAN ACHIEVE TOGETHER

BUT HE FEELS HE NEEDS TO MAKE MORE MONEY FIRST

PLEASE, ONLY POSITIVE ADVICE WOULD BE ENTERTAINED

CC: LALACLASTICLA
CC: SEUN

THANKS GUYS...I TRUST MY NL

What a waste of education

That doesn't change anything brother< his wealth has nothing to do with nigeria recession after all he's a comedian so laughing is allowed... who him EEP for nija

SweetBoyFriend:

You can laugh at him all you want but he has accomplished many things you cannot achieve in your lifetime

Lavell Maurice Crawford made 1 million dollars in his Can a brother get some love

Made millions of dollars on the movie Breaking bad

Made millions of dollars in it's always sunny in Philadelphia

Performs all over the world

Has a mansion in hidden hills, calabasa, California, the same place Drake lives, a place you can't afford to buy a house in

Has a wife and two kids

His mother works for him and he pays her salaries

Tell me one thing you have successfully achieved in your life, I'm waiting

$121,900= 520x121,900 then you have N633,88,000 aside from import duties

point5:
German all the way...plz how much is Benz GLZ 550 AMG?...I need urgent answer..got to suprise my x at her up coming wedding nxt Saturday..

Bro I'm surprised that u r complaining, person wey dey bear TWO Face as name is no surprise to me

Marvel1206:
You're the real MVP Jare! Not that lily-livered sissy called 'Two-face'

I think the only problem I v with Nairalanders is how they insult each other's in terms of religion and tribe but aside these " u guys r wonderfully made to encourage... God bless u all... But una Sabi cos person ooo

rodDICK employee... Female HR go hear am

SoftP:
You are most fortunate my brother! If u know how many PhD holders applied for Dangotes truck driver advert last two years, u wouldn't seek a second opinion. U've got a job offer from one of the leading oil companies in Nigeria, yet u wish to alternate with one bloody MSC program. Like seriously! There is always room to further ur studies when u work with such companies, its to their own advantage. I advice u stick with the rossy Job ..opportunity comes but once... Goodluck.


Mehn, u've got to change that ur monicker; ur employers might see u a threat to the female workers

U can imagine common Gambia get light self... I can't wait to buy cow from him

TippyTop:
Fantastic, that's how the streets of Nigeria would look like when Buhari returns to his Cows in 2019.

Is my word paining u?

DrChukzy:
Are you crazy or what?


Don't it occur to you that he edited the original post?

Talking bout reading, you have to get ur head checked.

U want make army drop bomb there say Na mistake? Abeg leave them

Came:
Big brother Nija to be performed in south africa.... The thing sound one kind for ear. SouthAfricas wouldn't have come to Nija to do theirs. Na wa ooooo!!!

Sorry for d disturbances I'm creating, I just v one question. Please is there any way I can click like 600 times?

Love Machine:
Let's vote buhari's economic approval ratings.
If you believe buhari's economic is on the right track click "SHARE"
If you don't believe click" LIKE"
Thanks

Monkey licking lime is a joke I'm laughing out Low right no need for a loud laugh

ladyF:
Still trying to figure out why they added "lol" What is the joke there?

It's LadyF again.

Please learn to read it's there... Africans I just don't want to believe that things can be hidden in books and Africans won't c it

DrChukzy:
Where is his bank acct name?

Bro don't wish for that some might be HIV positive and decided to share

Etzakoos:
If It's Nigeria The Police Go Ask The Man If He Dnt Enjoy It...Abeg 5yn Bae Come Rape Me O...Am Available

Well, since u asked let me tell u what he did(1) he raised dollar from low to high(2) he brought pain to d citizens(3)he increased the strength of Fulani herdsmen(4)he increased d price of everything including trekking(5) he created a lot of jobless youths etc... Is enough to rest so he can resume and kill everybody

Teacher1776:
He looks frail and sick. He is definitely going for treatment.



Which kind useless vacation? Can he tell us the exact job he has done so far that he has to rest? If he needs rests, he should rest forever in London. No one will miss him here. The country is better off without him as president.

Bro Wetin dey do u self, u wan use laugh kill me... Save the mess abeg...

kingmekus:
I wan mess abeg!

Ur sis fine, give me her number and I promise I won't call her or hmmm her... Thanks in advance

lawrenzi:
FTC....

Dedicating this to me and my sister

Rubbish is my word paining u?

ovaRAYted:
I'm not sure if you're trolling me or your just naturally stupid. . . .i stated facts without taking sides and that made me ghanaian ??

Bros stand well....your moniker tells just how confused your life is

Don't make ur name turn from ovaRAYted to ovaHATed... If u r a Ghanaian just tell make
We know

ovaRAYted:
Smh..Twitter NG and irrelevant lashing/trolling.

He has a point anyway,even after downloading runtown's banger-mad over you-i was seriously thinking its mr.eazi or someother ghanian crooner...nigerian artistes are now inculcating ghana style in their music and vice-versa and theres absolutely nothing wrong with that