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Really? Sherrif happened to be there? By mistake? Oya Sherrif lie down on the table,(Flogging Sherrif) twai, twai, twai, why did you go there when the president was coming? What did you go there to do? Twai, twai.......

Where are the fighter jets,its hightime.....

Ok, we have heard. Moderator,front page things!!!

@Ruq, stop insulting our president pls.If your mother taught you how to respect people and u didn't learn pls go back and suck breasts. Can you rule over 4 people? Let alone a local government!

Very funny,especially the Asian guy that put a folded umbrella on his head and the electric kettle on the burner.

Make una dey there dey deceive una sef for nairaland when work is going on,money is flying everywhere. Oya PDP make una bring una own this side,APC oya your own this side. Ermmmmm......na who I go vote for Let me see.....APC no get better Presidential candidate,we will look at who they have in 2019.....Its PDP all the way man!!!! PDP!!!! Power to the people!!!!

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Satan has called together a convention of his demons and gave the following speech: “We cannot forbid Christians to go to church. We cannot forbid them to read the Bible. We cannot forbid them to communicate with God in prayer. As they connect to Christ, we lose our power over them. So let them go to their churches. Instead, we shall steal their time so that they will always be BUSY and will not be able to pray, repent of their sins and develop their relationship with Christ”.

“That is what you must do”, - said the Devil. “You must prevent them from connecting to God”.
“How should we do it?” – screamed demons.

“Keep them busy with trifles, find the ways to preoccupy their minds busy with unnecessary things and fill their minds with desire of enrichment. Let them strive to earn more and more money to buy cars, apartments and houses. Let them earn more and more money to go to restaurants and cafes, to buy expensive and fashionable clothes, to renovate and expensively furnish their apartments. Tempt them to spend, spend and borrow, take long-term loans and sell themselves into bondage to the banks. When they are eager for their own enrichment, they will not need Christ…

Persuade their wives to stay at work late. Persuade husbands to work 6-7 days a week, 10-12 hours a day so that they could not spend time with their family and educate their children. Do not let them spend time with their children so that their children turn to the streets full of bad influences. The children will not succeed at school and as a result they will not succeed in life. Then their families will be destroyed, they will become lonely, and we will help them become addicts.

Make them spend more time at their computers and televisions so that they do not have time to pray.
Make sure that every store and every restaurant plays secular sinful songs. It will block their mind and destroy their unity with Christ…

Place plenty of magazines and newspapers on the tables of every café. Bombard their mind with news and commercials 24 hours a day. Surround them with a sea of billboards. Fill their postboxes with advertisements, catalogues, information, offers of free products, services and false hope.

Let them see beautiful skinny models in magazines and television so that they will believe that outer beauty is the most important thing and they would not be satisfied with their wives. Make their wives exhausted so they would not love their husbands at night, and husbands would seek love in other places. It will destroy their families very fast.

At Easter and Christmas distract them with feasts, parties, and TV concerts so that they forget to teach their children about true meaning of those spiritual celebrations.

Let them be tired after holidays. Make them be always busy, too busy to go out into nature, to enjoy God’s creation. Instead of it send them to entertainment parks, sports events, games, concerts and cinemas.

Let all Christians be always BUSY, BUSY, BUSY!

Fill their life with so many good works so that they would not have time to seek strength from Jesus.

Very soon they will live and work, relying on themselves alone, sacrificing their health and their families to their business and money. It will work! It is an excellent plan!

The demons went to complete the task, making Christians be busy everywhere, be in a hurry here and there without having enough time for God, for prayers and for their families.
Has the Devil succeeded in his plan? You be the judge!

Pass this information to other people, unless of course you are too BUSY?


SOURCE: http://www.godembassy.com/main/where-will-you-spend-eternity/item/630-read-it-especially-if-you-are-very-busy.html

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Meanwhile our big uncle America is angry that the cure has been found.Na so i hear! ok oooo/.

He is my Egberipapa of the Universe!

I like America ooo, BUT I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS GAY NONSENSE! May it never exist in our country! Its not right, not normal and not natural. God made man and woman not man and man nor woman and woman. A man marries a woman and not any other way. Only dysfunctional minds makes being gay legal.And those ten senators,better repent so that they will not end up in hell!

Up Nigeria!!!

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Come to think of it,who invented the spelling of mtcheww ? For those of you wondering that that is,Its a hiss sound.

If you know pls tell me the inventor!

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I laugh well well when i read this post.

MAKE THE BABE TRY NIGERIA,BY THE TIME NEPA TAKE LIGHT ON TOP OF STAGE,SHE GO FAINT OR MAYBE SHE GO PUNCH THE ORGANIZERS!!!! LOL


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Selena Gomez was so displeased when her performance at the 2013 Jingle Ball concert went awry Friday (Dec. 6) that she cursed and stormed off the stage before finishing her set. Things did not go as planned when her audio and microphone malfunctioned.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/09/selena-gomez-curses-storms-off_n_4411649.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT!

Good one Mr President.

Looking at the recent success of the Eaglets in the recent 2013 U-17 World Cup which ended last weekend in the United Arab Emirates.

Nigeria won the World Cup for the 4th time after we defeated Mexico in the finals.

These boys are very skilled, talented and tactical.They look well groomed,humble,disciplined and trained to the teeth!

I looked up the coaching crew and names like: Manu Garba,Emmanuel Amuneke,Ameka Amadi,Nduka Ugbade came up.

There was no "white coach" nor white technical assistant on the crew.This reminded me of the times when Nigeria will go all out,spend a lot of hard currency to import a "white" to be coach of the national team.

The point is,we should believe in our people and trust them to handle things especially in Nigeria.I believe that the best talents,energy,skill abounds in Naija. Lets look inwards and believe in ourselves.I believe we can,Nigerian can.God bless Nigeria.

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President Goodluck Jonathan has welcomed Nigeria’s election today to a non-permanent seat on the United Nations Security Council with a total of 186 out of a possible 193 votes.

A statement released today by the Presidency says it is resounding victory for the country, and it also shows that Nigeria’s effort to ensure peaceful coexistence in the African region has not gone unrecognised by a majority of member-countries in the body.

“On behalf of the Federal Government and people of Nigeria, President Jonathan wishes to convey his sincere appreciation of the support of all member-countries of the United Nations who voted for Nigeria’s election to the Security Council.

The President believes that today’s endorsement of Nigeria’s candidature for the Security Council seat by the vast majority of member-countries is a glowing expression of support and encouragement for Nigeria’s active participation in the promotion of peace, security and political stability in Africa and other parts of the world.

This is the fourth time since it became independent in 1960 that Nigeria is being elected to the UN Security Council. It is also the second time (2010-2011 and 2014-2015) that Nigeria will be elected to the Council under the Jonathan Presidency.

The President is particularly delighted by this historic victory and assures the global community that Nigeria, under his leadership, will continue to make very significant contributions towards the achievement and sustenance of global peace and security.


http://www.channelstv.com/home/2013/10/17/nigeria-secures-u-n-non-permanent-seat/

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