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michael142:
Waje when get strong personality disorder. With her catfish mouth

nwaanambra1:
see this stupid woman!

the groomer - groomed your dog by shaving off excess hair that makes seeing difficult for the poor dog and instead of appreciating his efforts u r there insulting not just him but an entire nation!

useless thing does she even knw what it takes to give a dog a gromming shave?


u hav the audacity to insult and entire nation simple bc you hired a nigerian to do your dirty job!

bloody akuna!




its only a biased idiot that couldn't see the dog looks way better and more happier than the before pics - the poor dog is getting more fresh air and is happy about it only for the nagging owner to be complaining instead of thanking the poor guy that dd the good job!

nursennenny:
For the sake of all interested I will give a breakdown of the cost in the course of getting my visa plus school related expenses as well

1-international passport..........#28,000
2-visa fee..............................#50400
3)Tuition fee..........................€9000
*i exchanged my naira in the bank at #446 for €1
*But I later paid in dollars tho
*it is also noteworthy that the £9000 is inclusive of accommodation and medical insurance
4-flight ................. subject to time of travel and whether u fly business or economy
There are lots of airways,so always check the one u can afford

Dankeschon:
This is not a language course and thus the language visa would not be adequate. It's a Pre-Study course; HS Fulda runs such a program, as well as some Hamburg Unis, more or less like a Studienkolleg. The Consulate advises you apply for a Student visa, since you'll be resuming immediately after the Bridge year. However, the school would need a fresh application from you after the program in order to proceed to your degree study, but this is entirely for formalty sake since they must already have evaluated your transcripts/results and found you adequate for the Bridge-year program in the first place.

I pray the best for you; and dont worry, the Consulate won't ask you why you didnt run it in Nigeria cos Nigeria does not offer such programs to start with.


Btw: I was admitted in one of such prep course

phodio:
You need to take your time and go through last part and this part. But as an overview that I also got from last part is....

STEPS TO TRAVEL TO GERMANY (Student Visa route)
For Summer and Winter 2018.

1. Decide that you want to study in Germany
2. Find a program/University of your choice
Tip: search daad.de, study-in de, school website etc
3. Get all required documents
4. Certify photocopy of documents at German embassy/high court/notary public
5. Apply to the university through uni-assist or directly by post to school address or school website (depends on school's direction)
6. Receive admission letter(s)
7. i) Open a block account with Fintiba or Deutsche Bank
ii) or get sponsorship letter from a sponsor living in Germany(with 1500euro monthly salary)
iii) or Scholarship
8. Book appointment for VISA interview with your admission letter, Block account opening and passport datapage as instructed on the German Embassy website (**policy may change)
9. Interview proper
10. Waiting period (have a doctor's number on your speed dial grin )
11. The A.M mail drops...CONGRATS
12. Get travel insurance and book flight ticket... Submit passport for stamping of visa @ embassy and other documents as requested in the A.M mail
13. STUDENT VISUM cool
14. Port to Germany

DISCLAIMER; The above content is based on personal research, hearsays and other people's experience...You are fully and soley responsible for any actions or results, should you choose to act on the above information.

SOURCES; Google, daad.de, German embassy website, family/friends living in Germany, Personal experience.

paragonzmith:
Pls guys I need ur counsel
My surname on my waec and admission letter is EZEIGBO
While the surname on my international passport and birth certificate is EZIGBO
Please what should I do


Also my day of birth on my waec is 23 while on my birth cert is 24

Please pals advice ����
Treat as urgent please

Highbeeyajibola:
What am tryna say is that o level alone will not secure u admission into german school, u need to have atleast year one transcript of University

Highbeeyajibola:
Hope ur aware only waec won't secure u admission, my advice is u choose the one that carries the need ur using now, that also in all ur other documents

coputa:
Your certificate was awarded to to you with the premise that you will be able to use your head to solve problems,spot opportunities,take them and make ..our life and that of others
meaningful.Owning a certificate does not mean leading a life of servitude

GidiWoodsMan:
With due respect, I must express my observation that you have the mental development of a secondary school kid, still.

GidiWoodsMan:
So most of these posters making useless posts on nairaland are actually secondary school kids?

Damn!

Newpride:
I knew fayose was lying. He didn’t know what to do again but ended up in that childish act.

He doesn’t think of the future of his children.

adewumiopeyemi:
Just check.. for my neighbour son now... got. 5A1 but fail.. maths and english.. but I don't no how to tell his father now..

Blessinq1:
You dun have sense oh

ShinskeNakamura:
God bless you forever. Look up the comments and see bitchees whining about True Love. I pity any iddiot guy that will believe that crap. There is nothing like true love without money.

Just last week, I gave a good fuccking to a fleshy Unizik gal for 5k. Na de so called Big gals oo. What pained me really was the boyfriend that was calling through the night. This girl was sucking my dickk and was still telling the boyfriend how she truely loves him. Kai... Guys sef. When Una go get sense?

Even if your wife or gal loves you without money, thats because she has another guy she is fuccking behind that provides all her needs. Believe me when I tell you this. Women are hardwired to be leeches and bitchees forever.

Nothing Like True Love Ma Niggas.

N.B
The only other time a gal will also maybe try to truely love you is when she is desperate and wants to answer the Mrs title especially when her biological clock is ticking fast. Also Especially when she has been over used and is getting old real quick. She doesn't even mind sweeping your house and the whole Lagos state just to look wife material. She doesnt mind fattening you up like a calf with food. She will fill your fridge with different dishes every weekend. My own is this... Even if you want sweep from Lagos to Onitsha, once the weekend is over... You are gone from my house!

New Gal for the next week. When am done, I will find a baby mama that will bear my children like Timaya while I have time to fucck other nyanshes... Toto too sweet to be stuck to one for life abeg...

God gave women their pussyy for our enjoyment abeg. Lets all enjoy a good Pussyy please.

Keep fucckin them brodas. But always use protection. Nigerian gals are diseased animals. And when fucckin them, don't go too hard so condom doesn't break. Just pretend she is just some random toilet you have to offload your junk and move on to the next toilet when you are pressed again.

My life does not suck and it doesn't suck to be me. I am more happy than you can imagine. Pursue your peace.

Let me tell you guys a boss move story you can learn one or two from.

There was this very beautiful girl I ordered for the weekend. We pretended as if we are dating and love each other. She was smart and am smart too. The plan on my side was for the both of us to have a wonderful weekend all expenses on me. We will drink, eat and fucck to our fill. Then at the end, I will give her a small token for her time. But this bittch had other plans. As we were drinking, she thought I was drunk and used style to start complaining about her phone. She now told me that she needed a phone. Being that I didnt want to loose the fucck I wanted to fucck, I agreed on the condition that it will be next week. My plan was to fucck and forget that she was created. But this gal was smart. She sensed my plans and told me ok... No problem. Around 10 pm, we entered our room that I paid 10k for. When it was time to do the do, this bitcch ass mule told me that she has to suspend the fucck till next week too. I thought this gal was joking oo. She went into the bathroom, took her birth, wore a bum short and 2 Pyjamas she came with and then went under the duver. Wow! To make matters worse, she called her friend and described the hotel she was lodging.... Just in case!

Me? Fall for such claptrap bitcch antics? So I will appear on Nairaland tomorrow as a rapist because of a thirsty bitcch? I didn't even talk much. But man, I was having blue balls and my pennis was so erect. I looked in the mirror and saw her smiling sheepishly on the bed. She was so happy that I was passing through pains because she thought she has boxed me into a corner.

I said no... Am not going to be caught up with this iddiot. Before her, I took my phone and called another student girl named becky. I told her to come. I transferred 5k to her account, called an Uber to go pick her up. I went down to the reception and paid for the next room close to the one me and the iddiot gal was sleeping. Can you believe that when this animal saw that am not joking, she started acting all nice telling me that she was joking. I nearly gave her a blow on her belly. But I didnt want to wound her.

Within 40 minutes, becky arrived... Yellow Paw Paw! I paid her extra 2k to increase her screaming and shouting during the fucck. We were next to the room her fellow bittch was sleeping na. You can imagine between me and her who was happy and is still happy.

In the Morning, I was in the Bar drinking hot tea and soft bread with Becky. The other gal passed like an iddiot on her way home and I was smiling sheepishly this time around!

essy4060:
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justwise:

smh

justwise:

smh

Nairalane:
Mtcheeeeeeew!!!

mostfavour:
The Netherlands universities remain one of the easiest countries here in Europe one can get admission into, based on my own experience.
However, contrary to what a nairalander posted here in this thread about working hours. It has recently been increased from10hours a week to 16hours a week for international student Non-Eu student. Though the working permit is still needed from your em
ployer for you to be able to work.

I hope someone finds this helpful,
for any question or inquiries do not hesitate to ask.

Tot ziens

don4real18:
You just discouraged op

don4real18:
You just discouraged op