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Runaway from girls with waist bead.
Most guy that are saying they love it, it might be that a particular girl has already hypnotized him.

Yesterday I was viewing status and i came across one girl selling kayanmata, what i saw weakened me. Girls are now going diabolical just to obtain money from guys. Many guys had fallen victim to these girls but won't realize until the untill the girls ruined them completely . Please guys be very careful out there especially if you know you have a bright future. Stay away from them

yetunsbay:
if left to me she is someone that can be married but there is difference in religion. Am afraid her parents might not approve.

Out of loving her, I don spend oooo. I no wan lose

Bro, let me be honest with you if she's not yielding to your advances then free her. There are so many fishes in the ocean. Go after girls who wants you and stop spending on her.

This should also serve as a lesson to you. Don't invest in a girl if she's not reciprocating. This is not just money,it include your time, attention and effort. It should be 50:50. She would be invested too and won't want to lose you.

yetunsbay:
I currently hv one Jehovah witness lady like that..... Truthfully she is a virgin but won't just allow me reach her honeypot. I spend normally for her cox I love her but I need to check her out. She is just so adamant & unyielding.

How can I be successful with her pls ?

Rape isn't an option

Chai. If she's a virgin. You have two options marry her or leave her. There's so many baggage that comes with deflowering a girl. I don't mean spiritually sha

Toluwashe778:
I laugh in Spanish

so u think u are making sense. in ur eye now, u are enjoying?
no wonder some guys are just the way they are

so the way u are sleeping with different women doesn't have anything to do with u
well done

u will do one that will ruin ur remaining destiny. no wonder ur life is like this

if u are Christian, I urge u to repent. all this one can't take u anywhere. stop messing around . u are disgracing ur generation already. u are already failing God with this reckless life.
A lot of people has died of corona, and God is still sparing ur life, don't u feel it is for a purpose?

I hope ladies can also read this too
the sex that guys will want to have, and they will be begging like alimanjiri .
hummmmm, something u think u are doing with them in the secret.

please ladies, change ... stop trading ur dignity because most guys have lost theirs and they are looking for people to initiate into their lost glory group

Even if I have a purpose. Will that stop me from dying? Nobody really hold a special place on this earth. There is no difference from those that are dying from corona and any other kind of death. Moreover I don't share in your delusions and beliefs. Lastly how people chose to live their lives is not suppose to be your problem. Focus on your life bro. It's too short to be analyzing people life. I enjoin you to try to get a good honeypot to calm your stressed nerves and you will be okay.

Dfynboi:
baba pity d babe condition nau,allow her to heal completely first b4 u self go in

Bro, e don heal up. I call her everyday to check up on the condition of the honeypot and due to last update the honeypot is ready to be drilled again.

XhosaNostra:
Everyone with a vagina knows that nobody can really "destroy" it no matter how vigorously they "drill" it. I'm guessing anyone with an "overused" or slack vagina is promiscuous & not giving it enough time to shrink back to its normal size. The vagina is the most accommodating & flexible muscle in the human body. It can contract & expand according to size. With enough vaginal control (if the muscle is not too worn out from too many random dicks with no rest periods), you can sleep with any guy & be able to pleasure him regardless of the size of his equipment, that's the magic of the pussay

I believe the guy that deflowered her wasn't gentle on her. You know you can't compare a first timer honeypot with a constantly drilled honeypot. That aside, some kondo can destroy the honeypot, what about those guys with monstrous kondo. Some honeypot get swollen and look like a mashed potato after getting pounded with a monstrous kondo. This why i am grateful for the average kondo i have

UnclePrincipal:
Some puccy have been damaged by alot of guys. I pity the people that will take over the terrifying puccy

Lol. That's true. Just imagine what i would go through drilling that torn honeypot.

Hello guys.
There is something I have come to notice. It's the way you(guys) are pounding these girls honeypot. I noticed that some guys are so selfish and don't consider the next brother that will pound the same honeypot. They will drill the the hole till it's overused, wide and horrible. How can you do that? Don't you know the honeypot is not yours and you are only taking your share. As a guy you should be selfless, consider the next guy that will dig the hole. What if he has small weapon and even if he has a big weapon how will he feel seeing the havoc you have wrecked on the honeypot.

There's a girl i have been talking to during this lockdown. We have become so intimate that she is comfortable telling me anything. So one day she told me that she wants to visit the hospital. I was curious, so i asked her what's up. She hesitated at first but due to my good persuasive skills she opened up and told me that the guy that deflowered her last year (who is now her ex) tore her honeypot during the act. That she had to have her honeypot sown. I was so shocked at the same time upset at the guy for doing that to her honeypot. It's my turn now and this is what i have to put up with. How could he not think of the next guy and take it gently with the girl. Well, I am an adventurous person and i don't know what a torn honeypot look like . We have fixed an appointment after the lockdown. Don't worry guys i will be using protection and I will also be gentle. I practice what I preach. I am sure all my ex current bf will appreciate the condition i left the honeypot they are currently drilling. That's a selfless and compassionate act.

So in conclusion, try to consider the next of any girl you're currently drilling . She could be your friend, gf, ex ,wife or cousin etc. Don't overuse ,don't expand and don't destroy it. Thank you. If you have any suggestions and question kindly drop them below.

I know it's disturbing and weird. That's why i gave it that title. I have decided to share some of the crazy things that go in inside my head.

Shit

Good morning nairalanders.
My penis has been really itchy for like a month. It started like play but now I'm really worried. The itchy is so pleasing. Aside the itchiness, i don't have any other symptoms at all. No penis discharge, painful erection and everything else is normal. I also noticed my buttocks itches alittle plus i had a boil/lump there but it bursted and cleared but now the boil/lump is back.

Please before you accuse me of contacting sti, I want you to know i had been celibate since the beginning of these year. My guess is scabies but I'm not sure. Please lemme know what you think and what i can use if you have had similar experience before. Thanks.


Disclaimer: The penis below is not mine. I got it from google. I only upload it because that's what the condition of my penis look like.

dulux07:
Try sun protection lotions, carry it to work, and apply as many times as possible. Cos you have to deal with the cause first.

Please can you recommend any.

For those asking for pics. I don't think it's necessary, it's not like i have acne or rashes. Just uneven skin tone. I think anybody should no what that looks like.

Cellenero:
Try unripe plaintain,apart from it other numerous benefits ( I actually consider it a super fruit ),it will help tremendously to restore your skin complexion & even give you a better skin complexion.
The problem is that you may not like the taste,it taste very raw especially when cooked.
Try roasting it may taste better.
I wouldn't advice you to use cream,it effect ,most cases,inthe long run is not negative.

Thanks for your advice. I eat unripe plantain but not regularly. I will start consuming more of it.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
It appears that my skin has multicolored due to the nature of job. My face and the open part of my body is darker than the ones mostly covered. This doesn't look good at all. I don't feel confident uploading my pictures or sending it to someone that ask for it. I usually just used the grayscale effect to cover up.
Please nairalanders (esp ladies) what can I do? I want to use this lockdown period to do something about my skin. I don't mind to be dark or fair as long as my skin is just one colour.

Ps. I have stop using body creams like 3 months ago.

Tonyfx:
Ok
ADVICE and PRAYERS:
Bitch around, cry, punch a wall, do whatever it is you do to get that feeling out of your system but don't hold unto that feeling for too long and always remember that others have had lost iPhones, cars, been duped of their life savings and so on. Pick yourself up and carry on, be grateful to God it wasn't worse than that You will always get another phone and always pray for God to protect you and your properties. Sorry about your phone and sorry for being insensitive earlier.

Thanks bro. I'm just catching cruise jare. I have already accepted my fate.

Ghostlord:
Go and watch " FOCUS " a movie by will Smith .

I have watched it. I even download movies related to my new found path. Den of thieves, logan lucky, king of thieves, the Italian job etc.

HacheNoire:
In the 3rd books of Barishunani, A risk is a risk. Choose wisely. Your choices could still spill blood and lead to death directly or indirectly.

Barishunani? Which book is that

HacheNoire:
If you want to take risk, Take a big one.

You can just pick pocket and get caught, which could get you burnt beyond recognition.

Why don't you aim at robbing a bank or using either of your parents or siblings for money rituals

Of you want to play, play big! And the outcome will be big!

I can't and will never take a life.
Bro, you're really sick oo

Tonyfx:
Go find pickpockets association and register with kola and schnapps make you become apprentices. MUGU

Bro, no insult. They stole my phone too. Just assist me with advices and prayers.

Lamanii22:
And then you get caught someday... Jungle justice crew would then beat you to death....

I have thought about it. That's the reason I am avoiding those rough areas like oshodi, mushin etc. If I am eventually caught the punishment for theft is minimal.

Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.

kloverneon:
How far guy @Idonweak
How did the case go. It's a pity you could only get few responses from here. I'd like to know how it went.

I haven't gone back as I'm still skeptical about it. I don't want to lose in two ways.

Lalasticala please just help me push this to the front page. Maybe i can get the opinions of people who have had similar experience.

Lalasticala please I need more views and opinions . Thank you

Good day to you all. Hope you are all doing good? So on the 25th of this month, my phone (Redmi note 8 pro) was stolen from me at the Berger bus stop by the conductor of the bus I boarded to ketu(i figured out after it happened). And I have been looking for means to track and people told me to visit the nearest police station. Today, I decided to visit the station close by. When I get there i met two police women and a police man at the counter. The woman quickly asked me what I came for and I narrated my predicament to her. She said I will pay 5k for police report. I negotiated and we agreed on 3k. I also bought a recharge card for her. Then she said since I don't know the bus number, that the phone will be tracked and I will pay a sum of 30k. She told me that the tracking will be done at Abuja. I pleaded with her to reduce the amount. She reduce the amount to 25k saying I will pay 20k first and 5k when my phone I Is seen. Then she gave me her phone number and collected mine too. Right now, I don't have up to that amount. And even if I can get money, how am I sure that my phone will be recover?

Please nairalanders advice me on what to do. This phone is still very new. I bought on Jan 10 for 90k and I really want to get it back because I used all my savings from December to January to purchase that phone.

ADEWUMIMichael:
i could have done that, but the police have restricted individual from tracking phones, visit the nearest police station,

Alright thanks

turawaa:
Go to police station with imei number and 15k

If the imei isn't changed, u will see yea phone but if change, both phone plus 15k tracking fee gone.

Sorry for your loss

Thanks, but aside the police , can a private individuals track it?

Please someone should help on what to do