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FERNANDEZISBACK:
Cos I said what you don't want to hear you feel I am not smart huh?
That is not my problem..feel free to say whatever you want..I will keep contributing to any topic I want to and I don't need you or any person to agree with me..
Note:I am not here to please or say things that are soothing to your ear..I will always continue to preach it.. Africans are corrupt and don't have a mind of their own..
You have a problem..deal with it..

I never thought you were smart. Your reasoning is usually biased and sentimental. It's actually none of business what you think of African but saying the west has been saving the African @sses is the most dumbest shi.t i have even heard.One of the problem Africa has is the exploitation by the same west you are ass.licking. The west don't give without taking. A little reading into the history of Africa will reveal this to you but i bet you are not interested in that since it's not about your white masters.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Typical Africans always blaming west..the same west saving their @s_ on a daily basis..the same west they always cry to..

Put an Africa nation in USA'S position today and see how they will do worse than ever..all they know Is for themself and how to launder and squander funds with nothing to show for it..but any single thing they blame west and start revisiting past histories..if you are really serious then stop seeking funds from the west and all these organizations...isn't it funny how you blame(to his face) someone for your misfortune and still serve him and seek help from him?

Well their opinion doesn't matter..they are not contributing nothing to the world so let them keep talking and blabbing as usual..

At first, when i saw you were back and i saw some of your comments (those ones in italic format). I was like, wow this girl has actually did some reading and is now talking logically but with this dumb comments you just made, i now realize that you just went online to just copy some bull.shit you are actually not that smart.

3 things.

I don't get pus*y often

And most times when i do, it's usually at the wrong time.

Someone needs to give me pus*y abeg.

chidiogo123:
Still available.

Do you have a laptop for graphics designer at a fairly price?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
What's that..

It means you're mad. Maybe, he's right

Candidlady:
Hi perv



You got a sister ?

Yes candid i do and she doesn't sit on my lap. Anyways, candid i noticed how toxic and angry you're, especially towards men on this platform. I believe you've got your heart broken. However, you can experience true love and finally see that not all men are as bad as you think. I have also experienced alot of heartbreaks from your gender but i don't go around spreading hatred and bitterness against your gender. I believe what you need is someone to love and understand you. Well, i believe I can make you feel loved again besides we both have alot in common. I see you're stoner, well so am i. Lemme know if you're interested

Candidlady:
Lol

VIN your brain needs DIESEL...

So irocked you on the dance floor means a green light ko?

Na wa ooo

You can't be friends with me. Cuz na so so green light you go dey see....


Sitting on a guys lap now means something


Iam learning erday

If i were your friend ehn, if you try sit on my lap anyhow. I go just use shukushuku to shuk you for yanch

Descottes:
Lol @ idonweak I saw your username and bursted out a laugh.
Why did you come up with that username? So funny

I was really battling depression when i created this moniker. I'm still battling it but not as intense as it was

OscarJaden:
U dey blur her number for WhatsApp and living the one she gave u on Tinder visible werey....by the way going through your chat,and from the way the lady chats,i think she's cool with you unlike some we're u will ask dem how was thier day
All thier replies will be
'Fyn'
'Ok'
'Lol' and so on

It left for you to spice the conversation more with enticing topics

I would have love to give your more formats but all the formats i have on my phone is for iTunes card,Driver licence and SSN

Thanks bro

Brian47:
Get creative.
Ask her what's her plan for the day, then proceed from there.
Tell her that you're a good cook and how you've used like 17 Maggi to cook 3 cups of rice.
Then proceed to ask her if she cooks.
If she uploads any photo on her status, compliment her and proceed to tell her that she looks like a certain celebrity.
Ideas would come but if the chat doesn't get lively, japa

Thanks for tips bro

CountVersailles:
What exactly have you done on your own part? The girl even relax dey respond to all your "how was your night". If na me, I don end the chat since.

Can't you see that there's lack of interest from her part?

I mean aside from the usual "and you". She didn't even care to ask anything personal about me. The conversation was looking like an interview. Honestly, is this the way you converse too?

This is where i became bored

Hi nairalaners.

Straight to the point, I just got over a messy break up with my ex, so i decided to get back into the dating game. I downloaded tinder and within few hours i began to get alot of matches but the thing is the girls i keep meeting are not responding or will i say the chat are not interactive at all.

However, i felt as if i was the one with the problem that's because I'm an introvert and I am not really good at socializing or meeting new people. I won't describe my personality as charming. Although, I'm a very chill and cool guy. Nevertheless, a part of me still feel these girls are the ones with the issue.

Anyways, I decided to bring the last one i chatted with. So you guys can judge who exactly is the boring one and if there's any area you think i need to improve one, you can point it out. Thank you

Firefoxy:
We met when we were in college. I thought he would be like other promiscuous Nigerian men who have nothing to offer apart from money and sex, but when I found out he kept his virginity, I had hope for the average Nigerian man. He came new, sealed and unused. He has been my backbone and my supporter for over 20 years of marriage and I have God to thank for that. He does a great job at being a nurturer and provider. Most importantly, he knows his place and doesn’t try to dominate or rule in the name of equality.


Women shouldn’t lose hope. There’s hope to find a real and decent man who isn’t using his body for money or doing yahoo, you just have to search hard. But with constant prayers, there’s nothing God cannot do. Good morning.

Did blood came out of his penis or how do you verify his claim?

If i am ever going to marry i will be a Virgin but you on the other hand your slack hole can not be seal even if you use super bond. First round go reveal you sharp sharp

care4you:
internet never forget...


am sure he mistakenly posted himself but unfortunately for him, he cannot reverse it!



so humiliating!




.

What's humiliating about this picture? Is it because he was snapped in a forest or what?

Can i apply for the barman even if i don't have experience as a barman?

Thanks for the comedy.

iTroll:
Nigeria lacks the infrastructure and databases for such an operation to be easy as it is in other countries.

At the end of the day, the money you'll spend in tracking the device will be enough to replace the device.

Just forget bro. Na Naija we day

I don't need to track anymore. I think the phone has that on it's own. As i explained i already have the active number. Moreover, i have the picture of the person using the phone currently. I just need advice on how to get the guy without him suspectng anything

Quiver:
Which of the advise did you follow and how long before it went?

Tastemoney:
Probable Diagnosis: Scabies

Treatment procedure:

1) Ivermectin 2abs ( Take the 2 tabs., all at once .

2) Benzylbenzoate suspension (Apply from your neck down to your toes after bathing at night. Avoid contact to your eyes, mouth and nose or open wound)

3) Calamine lotion (apply from neck to toes every morning after bathing) Pls avoid contact to your eyes,mouth and nose )...This will stop the itching.

4) Soak your towels, bed sheet and inner wears with boiled water and detergent

If the symptoms do not stop after 7days. ..visit the hospital.

Estimated cost for this therapy is less than N1k

Quick recovery

Good day guys, early this year my phone was stolen -Redmi note 8 pro ( https://www.nairaland.com/5651169/how-track-stolen-phone )and i tried various means to get tracked but it was all fruitless. Well I decided to try the redmi site to check if I can locate it. Although it didn't give the location. It gave me the phone number that's currently active on it. My hope was restored and i quickly called the police officer in charge of the case so she can tell me what to do. This police was asking me what is she going to do with number. I was weakened. Prior to that, I have checked the phone number on whatsapp and I saw the picture of the guy and the name he bears. I am just confused on what exactly to do. Every one i told are not encouraging. They are just looking at me as if I am crazy and i should let it go. Please i need your opinions

funmisticqueen2:
click on the link in my signature for a consultation at a small fee

It's gone and I'm okay. This post has been long. Thank you

MRosario:
It is fake, even the person that brought it here for us to see knows what he is doing. It's fake, same person typed the two messages to attract more customers.

This is a normal marketing cheat code. It does not in anyway mean what she sells is effective.
I do it a lot for my babes selling shoes, creams, phones, etc

You're very mad for saying i am involved in this nonsense.

So i am advertising for her?

If i discuss rape, does it mean i am advocating for rapist?

Guy shut up if you don't know what to say. Don't tarnish my moniker like that oo

ukaface:
okay
But did you read where I wrote,'I don't justify the diabolical ish?'

You still went ahead to justify anyways.

Onyi22:
@opp y didn't u put her IG page, now tell me, how will I locate her?

You wan use am for davido abi, how much you go give me if it start working

ukaface:
but would be fair if majority are one eyed abi?

Unlike you, I don't support any illegal means to make money and I will never justify any.

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ukaface:
Not trying to justify the diabolic ish

But if some guys freely use girls,use their panties,use their menses. I think it shouldn't be surprising if girls act in this manner. Laslas Na hustle and Na win win to both genders.

Don't come for me, i ain't supporting this.

An eye for an eye, it will make everyone go blind nau

Ayemileto:
Lol.

Majority of this chat stuffs are usually fake, done by the product seller and his or her crooks to convince other people to buy her product.

If the bead is really working, the seller should already be very rich that she shouldn't be selling 7k attraction / love charm.

Rather, she will be selling more expensive things and using the charm to gain much more customers that will be buying the items at the exorbitant price.

Ignore the chats, it's a made up chat to convince other ladies into buying her products.

I know the girl. We are not close but she's a student from my school and she has a car. What I am saying is she's rich.
Meanwhile she's selling other stuffs too.


And not all those jazz ars cheap bro

lefulefu:
girls who involve in diabolical issues are runz girls.your regular average type of girl cant cant involve herself.its the same with guys..all those guys u see who steal women"s underwears and involve in one diabolical shit or the other are yahoo+ guys.no regular guy has time for that.

Bro, how do we identify runz girl because most average girls are into coded runz oo. Don't be deceive by their innocent look, dressing etc.

I know some nairaland girls are already searching for her instagram page and would be patronizing her constantly. Nairaland guys beware of girls you pm.