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Romance › Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Idonweak: 9:49pm On Apr 27, 2023

Modifire:
Useless goat na weytin una dey like bdat hubish

Do you have the address to the marine kingdom?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help A Sister With A Job. Preferably Teaching by Idonweak: 9:42pm On Apr 27, 2023

AyamGod23:
i have a job for her but we must Bleep first.

You probably die working as a security guard with this stinking mentality of yours.

Food › Re: How Much Is GARRI In Your Area? by Idonweak: 4:55pm On Apr 17, 2023

Owologbo:
So cassava (garri) farmers don't deserve a better market price for their labour?
do you know what and time those farmers go through to get that final product (garri)?
Garri is one of the most stressful farm produce among all the farm produce.

That's why i said the Government should do something about it. There are ways the government can help subsidise it. I am very aware that the farmers have to make their own profit but if we're being honest most farmers inflate price unnecessarily too.

Food › Re: How Much Is GARRI In Your Area? by Idonweak: 3:00pm On Apr 17, 2023

Jennyclay:
Broke men oya come and answer this question.

Shior!!!

Na only God know the kind poverty your papa born you into wey make you dey attack innocent men day and night. It's really pathetic. Blame your father instead of attacking men all day. He's the reason for your miserable life

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Food › Re: How Much Is GARRI In Your Area? by Idonweak: 2:54pm On Apr 17, 2023

Everything can be inflated but please let's leave garri out of it please. Government should act fast and quickly find a solution to this before it gets out of hand. Garri is a lifesaver and your only saviour when Mr sapa befriend you.

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Romance › Re: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by Idonweak(op): 1:50pm On Apr 17, 2023

Kooldon:
Truth be told, it is not how BIG but how CLEAN is the under

I just checked your profile 🤯. I believe you can relate to everything i wrote. What you said it's actually correct but it has to be big and most importantly CLEAN. No one cares if the booty is clean or not if it's small.

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Romance › Re: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by Idonweak(op): 1:11pm On Apr 17, 2023

One thing i notice about nairaland is that we've alot of ladies with small booties. That's why most of them are bittered,toxic and men hating. Most of them(flat booties girls) , eventually become feminist or lesbian. This is fact, you hardly see a feminist or a lesbian with a big booty.

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Romance › The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by Idonweak(op): 1:01pm On Apr 17, 2023

The most important physical feature you MUST have as a woman is Big booty. See, i know that society will try to convince you that physical looks don't matter and it's the heart and personality that matters but that's just a big fat lie that society is using to console flat booty women.

Let me tell you my sister, nobody cares how educated, beautiful, smart, rich, righteousness, religious etc. All these to don't matter as long as you've big booty. Or have you seen anybody eulogizing flat booty before? There are billions of songs, videos, pictures, arts on the internet and in real life dedicated to big booties. In my 20something years of existence i have never heard anyone say "wow, look at that nice flat booty" it has never happened or have you seen such?

Big booty will open doors for you. It will take you to places you ordinarily can't have access to. It will make you seat among kings and princes. Men will fight amongst themselves for your attention. They will volunteer to assist you even when you didn't ask for it. It can bring fame, lot of money and good fortune.

You'd see women spending lot of money just to get a big booty. Some will even loose their life in the process of getting a big booty. Product such as booty enhancers are selling like hotcakes. But, you're there telling yourself you like the natural way God create you and you're contented with you have but you and i know you're only lying to yourself. You just can't afford to get yourself a big booty or you're too sacred of the risk involve. If there's a safer and affordable alternative you'd be the first to take it.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Iyatola's Jobs (IYJ) by Idonweak: 3:42pm On Mar 27, 2023

IyaTola:
Are you in Lagos? Check Monte Carlo

Yes, i reside in lagos. Sorry i don't know or have any idea of "Monte Carlo".

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Iyatola's Jobs (IYJ) by Idonweak: 3:38pm On Mar 27, 2023

IyaTola:
Please help us share

Hello, please I'm currently in need of a job, I'm a skilled photographer/retoucher. I've also have working experience as customer sales rep and also worked in a restaurant before as a waiter.

My qualifications are B.A (philosophy),ssce

I'm open to any jobs currently. Thank you.

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Romance › Re: God Bless Every Man Hustle And Grant Your Heart Desires In Jesus Name Amen by Idonweak: 6:36pm On Jan 29, 2023

This one is an attention seeker.

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by Idonweak: 5:09pm On Jan 26, 2023

blueAgent:
Story ,

God cannot be mocked.

You think anointing oil would work ,when you are using it for bad motive( to commit son)?

Yes, it will work, besides what sin am i committing?

Agriculture › Re: Most Ladies Nowadays have stopped doing this. by Idonweak: 12:17pm On Jan 26, 2023

Phenomena1:
Oga, they are not illiterate.

Madam, i didn't generalize. I said they're "usually". I am talking from experience.

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Agriculture › Re: Most Ladies Nowadays have stopped doing this. by Idonweak: 10:28am On Jan 26, 2023

AbdulMagaji:
Where can I see this kind of woman?

Village

They're usually illiterate or semi-literate.

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by Idonweak: 10:18am On Jan 26, 2023

This is why i apply anointing oil on my diçk before intercourse. It neutralise every form of negativety and make the experience a bliss one

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Romance › Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Idonweak: 9:55am On Jan 26, 2023

sonofanarchy:
bro I almost had a cardiac arrest last year 31st night, I for no see new year, I just go toilet go lie down for ground, on shower make water cool me because I was overheating like Volkswagen beetle. The Lucifer dey knock toilet Door, I told her I was pooing, that I'm purging not knowing na 1 bar remain I for don become ghost, probably selling Amala as a ghost in Lagos 😂🔗 Guys be careful out there.

Na yam plantation you go work for ondo state. grin

Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by Idonweak(op): 11:29am On Jan 25, 2023

^^^ to that one up there calling himself strong alfa male

If anything everything yiu said proves one point, that you roll with low class and low valued women that suffers from low self esteem and need the validation of men and even those i can bet my life are not going to sleep with the your miserable self. Because how would you meet a girl and sleep with on the same day, except you're dealing with prostitute or all these razz street girls. If you're not high valued as a guy(really successful in your area of specialization), not very handsome and hot, don't have a millions in your account, no girl that has self respect would sleep with you on the first encounter. He talks as if every girl is walking around looking for the person that would bang them. The idiot is even calling the gibberish he's spilling redpill as if the purpose of redpill is to sleep with lot of women. The dude even have the effrontery to call himself a "Alfa male". Smh

Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by Idonweak(op): 8:43am On Jan 25, 2023

SanctifiedSista:
alright ..u are there tell her how u feel

Thanks

Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by Idonweak(op): 8:05am On Jan 25, 2023

SanctifiedSista:
are u still there?

Where?

Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by Idonweak(op): 6:41am On Jan 25, 2023

tunize:
There is no particular time in general to tell a girl about your feelings. But meeting a girl within the space of 2weeks and thinking you’re in love with her sounds funny, you could actually tell her you like her and wish to be her friend and get to know her much better.
Along the line you will get to understand her and also find out if she likes you her responses and attention go show you don’t need to force it.

I'm not in love. I just like her.

Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by Idonweak(op): 10:34pm On Jan 24, 2023

Rainbow10:
Shut up you idiot,
Continue deceiving yourself.
You Definitely gonna learn the hard way
Mumu Man

Thank you. Shebi it's my lesson to learn. Why are you now crying than the bereaved? undecided

Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by Idonweak(op): 8:50pm On Jan 24, 2023

StrongAlphMale:
This is a new year yet you have decided not to have sense?

Keep simping, we have no advice for simps here

So having feelings automatically translate to being a simp. Chai all these nairaland kids won't stop amusing me

Maybe i should be gay like you then huh

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Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by Idonweak(op): 8:12pm On Jan 24, 2023*

Spider20:
Helping a Female stranger, Am vividly sure if it happens to be a Male dude in need
You won't try assisting.......
Bloody Simp

Problem with people like you is that you think everyone is like you. Let me tell you, i gave her my laptop and my camera that's worth 400,000 is with a friend who is a male for over a week. If I want to help i don't care about what your gender is and i don't do it because I need something in return. I hope you get this into your thick empty skull.

Romance › How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by Idonweak(op): 5:34pm On Jan 24, 2023

Good evening house

I'm in a confused state right now.
There's a girl I'm talking to on WhatsApp who i really like. We've only been talking for 2 weeks. She's beautiful and hardworking and have most of the things i want from a girl.

We met each at the nccf family house but we were not close at all, although, i like her. Just 2 weeks ago, a mutual friend of ours told me that me that someone wants to borrow my laptop and it turns out it was this girl. I was very happy to lend it to her and i get to have her number. The following day, Monday precisely, she came for it and i was glad i saw her. She told me she wants to use it for ui/ux training and would need it for 2 weeks(mon - wed). I told her no problem and since then we have been chatting. However, since the time we started chatting i have been having this urge to tell her i like her etc but I don't want to make it seem as if i was taking advantage of the help i rendered. Meanwhile, i told that my friend that introduced her to me that i really like her but she advised me to be patient that if she is done using my laptop i can tell her.

However, yesterday i was just viewing status when i stumbled on her pictures and i complimented her.

Me: fine girl😊
Her: lie lie!( I felt this was an opportunity to shoot my shot)
So i replied: lying ke, swears and I'm even crushing

Then she went mute and didn't reply me to this moment. I felt maybe she was shocked so i didn't really think much about it. It was when i told that our mutual friend what transpired, that one said i had rush things too soon. She said i should have at least given her 3-4 weeks before telling her about my feelings. I was confused because i have always thought if you like someone, you let them know immediately but this my friend argued against that.

So, i want to know how long should you wait for after meeting a girl before you tell her you like her?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Kurdish Center In Paris. 3 Dead, shooter Arrested by Idonweak: 6:11pm On Dec 23, 2022

Analysist:
[s]

This is the last time I will reply you, it’s either you are a teen or you are just plain ignorant like I said in my original post!

First I am not saying anything to offend anybody, Jesus is a beloved prophet of God and in Islam too so I would never say anything to “pain” anybody using him.

Secondly, you need to read son. There is a difference between Israel/Zionism and Judaism!
Judaism has more common laws with Islam that Christianity, go do your research.

Lastly, you can’t mix regional politics and the laws of any religion. Egypt, UAE, Pakistan Indonesia or even Saudi Arabia have some political laws and practices that divert from the rules of religion of majority of its population.

Please pick up books and read open your brain and be open to new knowledge.

Fact still remains-

JESUS was a “HEAD SLAMMER”! [/s]

Trash

Since you feel you're smarter than I'm. I will let you keep ranting and embarrassing yourself undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Kurdish Center In Paris. 3 Dead, shooter Arrested by Idonweak: 4:41pm On Dec 23, 2022

Analysist:
I noticed that people use this on this forum as a derogatory term for Muslims and I just laugh at their ignorance. It shows that ‘they’, if Christians are very ignorant of their religion, if ‘they’ are not Christians then they are just plain ignorant.

I will quote from the bible

-Mathew 26:39

Source
[url]https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2026%3A39&version=NIV[/url]

Your JESUS that you pray to and say is your lord and saviour was also a ”HEAD SLAMMER”!

..

How does this relate with what you muslims are doing?

If anything this only describe that he bow his face and prayed. Besides, if you read the Bible and not just cherry picking. You'd see where Jesus thought his followers how to pray. If he wanted them to be slamming their head on the ground like you do in islam, i think he would have clearly gave the instructions. Besides, you know jesus was a jew and his timeline was far from that of Muhammad and that of islam. Jews don't slam their head on the floor.

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Romance › Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife by Idonweak(op): 7:37pm On Dec 20, 2022

Hopebringer:
Ozowor

Make e pain you until you drink sniper

Shey dey don know for house sha?

If you enter market e don finish for you be that?

Romance › Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife by Idonweak(op): 7:32pm On Dec 20, 2022

Hopebringer:
As e dey pain u, e dey sweet me

Ozowor

You no really get sense oo

No be you dey cry

Oponu

Romance › Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife by Idonweak(op): 7:30pm On Dec 20, 2022

Jozilinn:
Na your wife be the next....

I no get

Romance › Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife by Idonweak(op): 7:29pm On Dec 20, 2022

Hopebringer:
Very useless post by a useless perosn for useless people

Idiot

Useless comment by a useless person that can't even use his own brain to spell person correctly

Bastard

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Romance › Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife by Idonweak(op): 12:49pm On Dec 20, 2022

RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;

1. Never take photos with her.

2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.

3. Don't text her love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.

6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.

7. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.

8. Don't call her my everything, She is borrowed. Stolen goods are the sweetest.

9. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during voting. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S WIFE AND FIND YOUR OWN PLEASE. JUST FIND YOUR OWN

Source: Facebook

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