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Is Sabbath Saturday or Sunday? Cos many xtians mistake it for sunday!

Pls I need a BIG help, I offered 2 register 4 my sister and I v done everything except d education side, I can't input her infos, infact its confusing. Pls help advice me on how 2 do it as my browser(Bold5) and my UCweb is not helping matters which is wat I'm using. I v submitted it but need 2 log in and edit just dat education side 2 input her NCE. Abeg if u want 2 help me do it (whatsapp me on 08104312794, BBM 330A79C4) I'll appreciate it as network is bad here and if u wanna just here advice its also welcome.
NB: Iam a gurl but dis's my broda's account, saying so u won't be surprised wen u add me.

44smart:
Just check the FAAN site and saw a link successful candidates. kind of surprise with the mode been used because initially it was clearly stated that 50% minimum is required to scale to the next phase but after scoring above that couldn't find my name. somehow confused anyway or politics has come into play again?


http://www.faanrecruitment.com/successful-candidates/30-principal-data-management-officer-pdmo

Let's be honest with each other; even b4 I applied 4 FAAN one their staff told us that kogi is already filled up that we should use places like Kaduna since they hardly apply its better there and that kogites are too plenty in FAAN, I ignored it and applied using my state kogi I wasn't even short-listed 4 d CBT and a friend applied using his state Kaduna and was short-listed we made sure we dealt with the exam and by God's grace he scored above 60% (sorry can't state the score) and this morning he got a text 4 interview. I swear he didn't do any runs, I'm more than sure. So ur state and score counts, for instance the position he applied for only one candidate ws taken from Kogi and about 12 from Benue and 8 from Kaduna. Its fair enough. Just pray and read 2 score higher marks, ur time 'll come. 2 many factors r involved but God pass those factors.

#KICKOUTRELIGIOUSBIGOTRY

Religion is a personal thing and every man has the right to choose his own, or practice it the way he likes. Most of the sycophants that use religion to defame the character of Buhari are not even practicing their acclaimed self righteousness. Many of them are occultists. They kill and conduct daily human sacrifices to remain in power- they are not even xtians, they only go to church to campaign (be wise). Buhari is a man of integrity and we all know his record. But because majority of those who have looted this country to poverty are afraid to end up in jail or loose their ill gotten wealth, they chose to fabricate lies against Buhari. They hire hungry and morally corrupted scholars to do the dirty jobs on their behalf.
It is quite unfortunate that Nigerians buy all the lies they trade through the media.
This is the only country where people prefer to believe in a hear say than make a research. Only a minute population of Nigerians are willing to investigate an allegation before they draw conclusions.
Nigerians have resolved to be praise singers to corrupt leaders. We have failed to ask for accountability. Our conscience has been beclouded with religious and ethnic sentiments (how did we get here?). Our sense of judgement and reason have been blinded by poverty. We chose to mortgage our tomorrow and the future of our children for the rice and a few Naira notes they share during elections.
All we believe is the roads, the bridges, the railways, the electricity they build only on televisions.
I always ask my self these questions:
1. Where are the roads? The Abuja - Lokoja road was awarded by Obasanjo's administration. He spent 8 years in the office. Then Yaradua and Goodluck spent another 4 years. Now if Goodluck is elected, he will be spending another 8 years. This will amount to 20 years and 180 km road is yet to be completed. Enugu - Onitsha road was also awarded by the Obasanjo administration and till date, a journey that is supposed to take 45 minutes can take you 8 hours if it rains. Enugu- PH road is on the same series. What about Uyo - Calabar route? Just to mention a few.
2. Where is the power? They sold all the NEPA to their friends. We pay for the light that was not supplied.
3. Our education and health system go bad everyday. Lecturers and Health workers spent more time at home than in the schools and hospitals as a result of incessant strikes. Presently my brother is @ home cos KSU is on strike
4. The government failed to provide us with security. People are being killed everyday and yet government comes out to tell us they are in control.
4. Why are we pretending that all is well? It is only in Nigeria where monies develop wings and fly. $20 billion oil money disappeared and they said it was $10 billion. Forensic investigators were hired and that was the end of the story. N20 billion pension fund stolen and nothing came out of it. $9.3 million seized in South Africa and government claimed it was meant for ammunition purchase. The immigration scandal has also been swept under the carpet because the senate could not proceed with their investigation. The man behind the contract is sitting among the high seats in the senate.
Innocent people were defrauded and they at the same time lost their lives yet, we have a transparent governance. (I v written about dis immigration fraud so many times)
5. Why are we praising government as if they are doing whatever with their personal money. How many people in their various communities have they provided scholarship with their personal money before they got elected? The reason they got elected is to manage our resources and not to loot us dry. Where's the refinery(s) he promised us 3years ago when he removed subsidy, I'll NEVER vote for a man that went to Kano to dance and celebrate the death of over 300 Nigerians in the NYANYA bomb blast. Yes Jonathan went to Kano to dance less than 24 hours after that blast, yet he's the father of the nation, imagine ur father dancing hours after a sibling of urs was bombed with all part of his body scattered, not to talk of 300....later they'll say its the Fulanis that are Terrorising Nigeria, its the muslims that are bombing mosques, its the muslims that bombed Kano central mosque during Jumah (may God cure us of gullibility). Just yesterday 54 people if not more were bombed in Borno, how many christians do you think are included (all muslims) and yet its the muslims that are responsible. Terrorism exceeds religion and by God we'll triumph if muslims, xtians, etc come together and stop the blame game. One thing I know is that we will not have any meaningful development except if we make a change. Age or no age, Buhari is a better option for the present day Nigeria"
Please vote with the FEAR of God, compare GMB's 2years in the 80s to GEJ's 6years in the 21st century.

I pray for a positive CHANGE what about you?
Change is constant and can only be delayed.
Vote Buhari.
Vote for an incorruptible Nigeria.
#VOTEFORCHANGE/APC

Pls I need urgent answer, I paid somebody 2 help me do it since network is bad. I gave him around 12pm and he just called Dat he is done. If he is done won't they send me a confirmation message on my mail like faan did? He said he will print out sometin 4 me, I don't trust did cyber guys. It's urgent. Tanx

awosley4real:
I just helped afriend now and scored 72%. folks just keep trying with a strong network preferably a wifi. may God see you all through

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MrHighSea:
just helped a stranger now to do his. he z got 62%. so happy. Thank God for blessing my handwork. ready for mine by 2pm. d guy dash me N200, lol.

wow! now done wit mine: 63% (will upload pix when i'm out of cybercafe)

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Do u still remember d NIS (immigration) stampede which tens died, hundreds injured and millions were duped? Yes the Jonathan administration duped poor job-seekers (I wasn't a victim), u might say its just 1000 naira but lets multiply it by the over 10million candidates dat bought d form that is over 10 billion naira excluding bank charges, etc. Now what happened to all dat money cos we know its a fraud? Pls say NO to an administration dat can't conduct a simple aptitude test.
Pls say NO to an administration dat defrauds poor job-hunters and doesn't care if the victims die there off.
I pray for positive CHANGE, may God save us from an administration that loots us with crass impunity.
In the hierarchy of regrets in Nigeria this woeful administration tops the list. Having said that much - I wish you BUHARI in 2015 and I pray we never regret it.

GOD help us...PMS is now 87naira (10naira reduction) and we r supposed 2 be euphorically happy abi? PMS price has dropped by 50percent worldwide meaning ours should drop by 50percent (i.e 97 divided by 2) instead he removed 10naira and made it 87naira instead of 48naira 50kobo (N48.50k) which means he loots over 40naira from every litre consumed by the poor masses daily, now according to the punch newspaper we consume 40.32million litres daily, pls multiply that by the 40 naira he loots on each litre and tell me how much he loots from poor me and poor u daily and yet people shout "GEJ till 2019" God is not that wicked, even if God is using GEJ 2 punish us 4 our sins I think this penance is enough. Pls God relieve the ignorant ones amongst us from their gullibility for deceit has come 2 stay but we thank u for giving us the right 2 vote it out so help us God.
Vote 4 positive CHANGE.
Vote APC.

Vote Buhari.

THE BUHARI I KNOW.

I know to the average Nigerian youth out there, the name Buhari falls into the old category of past military dictators but there were things our parents failed to tell us about... We were never aware that the Buhari/Idiagbon regime remains the most corruption free and the best administration Nigeria ever had..

Despite being a military then , no Nigerian leader till date both military and civilian has been able to match his set records.

Antecedence of individuals is very important in human history, therefore General M. Buhari's antecedence speak for itself. Whenever the history of corporate Nigeria is written and will be written, General Mohammadu Buhari's contribution will be written in Gold!!!

Positions held and achievements
:

1. Governor of North-Eastern State of Nigeria (August 1975 – March 1976)
2. Minister For Petroleum and Natural Resources (March 1976- June 1978)
3. Chairman Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (June 1978- July 1978)
4. 7th Head of State of Nigeria (Dec 31,1983- August 27, 1985)
5. Chairman PTF(Mid 1994- July 1999)
6. He has never been charged 4 corruption b4.
7. Somebody pls compare d naira 2 ddollar during his tenure. I heard d dollar is almost 200 naira 2day.
8. He never made use of IMF, he trade our resources 4 money abroad instead of borrowing.
9. He just declared his asset and apart of his 3 modest houses he's worth less than 10million naira, and GEJ said he'll never declare his cos we all know he can not account 4 dem.
Just surfing d net I saw GEJ telling Nigerians "I'll not fail u" the same thing he said after winning ATIKU in PDP primaries in 2011 only 2 come and remove subsidy which he used 4 nothing, mind u SURE-P is a sham (pls let me not write on SURE-P). I stand 2 b corrected but which Nigerian President has out-perfomed GMB's less than 2 years reign, I'm not talking about GEJ cos dat'll b blasphemy, politically speaking I'll never mention GMB and GEJ in a single sentence 4 dat'll b an insult (well I just did...Lolz). D man dat has d guts 2 go and dance in Kano barely 24hrs after over 200 Nigerians were roasted in Nyanya? Or is it him dat blames ASUU's strike and his incompetency 2 solve it on APC wen he's d GCFR? (Oga kpata-kpata) Pls somebody tell me whr he perfomed above average (infact 40%), Education? Security? (Chibok Girls still @ large), Job creation? Power? Its a shame I see people campaigning 4 dis incompetent, dishonest, ingrate of modern political caricature. He might be a gentleman but dat is never enough, he's a weakling obviously, blaming his failure on d opposition, et al.
The whole truth is that General Muhammadu Buhari is light years way ahead and above his peers just as he is shoulders high above them in height.
General Buhari so far has been the ONLY former Head of State that can wag his tail and walk freely in Nigeria without looking over his shoulders.
Nigerians deserves better for we r fed up of d devil we know let d angel we know before come back.
God bless GMB.
God bless APC.
God bless Nigeria........NB no time 2 spell-check.

Even d op knows d story is a lie. Or a modified truth.

My sis just gave birth and developed stretch marks and became dark. Was fair but now chocolate. Pls I need d remedy 4 d stretch mark and a good lightening cream 4 her. Tanx.

prettyboi1989: You and your dad mother brothers and sisters are stupiid people. Jst c d kind of pictures u keep on ur fone. Speaks so much abt u. U av an altered personalty. Call me wat ever biitch, jst knw it defines u and ur family members

U look as daft as u sound, ugly biitch with d baked face. Take a look a d black shades of skin on ur face hiding under d makeup, remove ur make up ud look lyk a werewolf.

she is cute and u know it! Lest I 4get, pls don't insult me and my family.

Africans and religious slavery *smh* wen anytn is tied 2 religion we can never say d truth. And if one of the children in d sch is a witch/wizard he'll now start slapping them. BTW; I'm going 2ru my bible 2 see whr Jesus slapped a witch?

ratiken: And if you read within context, you'll realise my comment was towards the gesture than the number. Besides, you have insufficient information to make that quick conclusion. You know nothing about their shifts, sequence of operations and the timeline of their assignments. So hold your peace until you get all the details.

In the meantime, God Bless GEJ.

why not "GOD BLESS NIGERIA?" Why not "God bless us?" My brother u and I and d country needs dat blessing more. BTW: GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY NIGERIA!

I use clear xpress but 4 like a year now I can't find d cream anywhr except one watery one dat bears same name but sales for 800 and its smaller #so sad#.....d real one is 1600 and thick and has a not 2 sweet smell+ I need a cream 2 tone up my wife a bit, she just gave birth and she has lost her true color (dunno why) and I need a soap dat kills body odour 4 a friend. Its serious.

Pls don't laff: 'll canal sat decoders b compatible wit any dish at all? Can it show oda leagues apart from french league? I'll set up mine nextweek, but I'll need 2 show atleast 3 matches simultaneously so which decoder should I go for? Pls teach me as if I'm 10year old. Let's assume I don't know anytn about it.

Guyz relax EBOLA can't do we Igalas anytn. Ebola in my tribe means "RELIEF"........don't be surprised, wait. EBO pronounced (EBOR) means "Peace" or "coolness" and OLA pronounced (ORLA) means "Body" as in ur physical and inner body so EBOLA(EBOR-ORLA) means "Peace/coolness of the body" hence Relief of the body or soul! Ask true Igala sons/daughters and u'll really know it simply means RELIEF......NB: if it means somtyn bad or means notyn in ur language u better go buy coffin and if ur state starts wit any of d letters in EBOLA better do change of state of origin (Kogi don full cha)! God save us all +waht does it mean in ur tribe?

Pls when 'll d shortlisting 4 short-service be out. Abeg we need sure link. De said de'll contact d candidates via sms and mail but we r yet 2 get such.

sleekcm: Oh! Sorry if you didn't understand me. That was directed at people saying trash about UBN. I never said anything about not having a chance. Actually, UBN are focusing on young people, like US. You will find that the vast majority that were employed in the last 2 years were young graduates.

m sorry dear! 4give my naivete! Wen myt de shortlist, etc?

sleekcm: Please what are you on about?

u laff @ our ignorance cos its a crime 2 b ignorant and u tink cos we r young unemployed graduates we won't v a chance!

sleekcm: I just laugh at the ignorance of many people. Any unemployed young graduate will be VERY LUCKY to join UBN. They pay WELL and you know what? Their pay is about to be INCREASED!


Enough said. @234GT howdy?

who gives luck? Even d experienced ones were once fresh graduates and without employment how'll we b experienced? U said de won't employ young graduates, is it d employed ones de'll employ? *smh* or is it old unemployed graduates de'll employ? Pls don't infect us with ur pessimism, de advertised, we met d requirement and applied; wat crime v we commited or shouldnt we ask questions regarding their status quo!

Pls 4 d experienced here/dat bank staff......wats d possibility of shortlisting people dta their degree aint related 2 Banking,econ,marketing, etc............I read Geoplanning and I'm applying! And wen'll de possibly shortlist,interview, etc? Tanx in advance

Pls post prices alongside d perfume. Just called my sister 2 place order 4 d Bvlgari now and she's saying 18000naira, had 2 stylishly hang up. Pls state prices so we won't get embarrassed in departmental stores!

Pls after stating the perfume(s) u use also state d price so those viewing 'll know if they can afford it like me I want 2 switch 2 "red door" wats d price? Currently use Bodman, smart collections and brut 2 faint t smell and make it mature. Bodman's 1k, smart's 5h and brut's 5h too, all in naira! Myt wanna switch a bit 4 2014's sake so pls dls price's important. HPNY

Its very true and I tink de r rebranding hence d massive overhaul..........submitted mine yesterday and got acknowlegement in like an hour's tym.

pryzlez: Are u serious at all... That address is STRICTLY for customer inquiries/complaints and by default, an acknowledgment mail will be sent to you that your mail has been received and will be worked on or probably they will get back to you soonest.
Plssss, stop misleading people ooo bros

my dear pls stop misleading people, de myt decide 2 use dat channel 2 recruit and its stated clearly on their reply dat de v seen my cv bla bla bla

Shyna112: my frnd find a beta bank now, y joining union bank

wat has d bank got 2 do with it? Is it not money we r looking for? Or do de pay less, if d bank likes it should be archaic as far as de pay u well wats d ish?

kyrahness: Just cv? Pls any cover letter needed? And do u knw d available positions? I dnt wna send a bland mail. Thnx.

the advert states "post ur cv" de'll screen d cvs and get back 2 u if shortlisted: u tink companies v tym 2 read all d applications we waste tym writing? Imagine d H.R reading like 10000 application letters if not more. Pls send it fast so urs 'll b attended to earlier. View d reply from them below, have a successful 2014 and beyond. Ignore errors pls, 2 busy 2 spell-check!

Just saw this;
Islam Religion wrote:Are Muslims allowed to Celebrate or to attend the Other Religion's Festivals ??Praise be to Allaah.It is not permissible to join in the kaafir festivals for the following reasons:Firstly: because this entails imitating or resembling them, and “Whoever imitates a people is one of them.” (Narrated by Abu Dawood). This is a serious warning. ‘Abd-Allaah ibn al-‘Aas said: Whoever lives in the land of the mushrikeen and celebrates their Nawrooz (New Year) and their Mahrajaan (festivals), and imitates them until he dies, he will be a loser on the Day of Resurrection.Secondly: taking part in their festivals is a kind of befriending them and showing love for them. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):“O you who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians as Awliyaa’ (friends, protectors, helpers), they are but Awliyaa’ of each other. And if any amongst you takes them (as Awliyaa’), then surely, he is one of them… “[al-Maa’idah 5:51]“O you who believe! Take not My enemies and your enemies (i.e. disbelievers and polytheists) as friends, showing affection towards them” [al-Mumtahanah 60:1]Thirdly: festivals are the matter of religion and beliefs, not the matter of worldly customs, as is indicated by the hadeeth: “Every nation has its Eid, and this is our Eid.” Their Eid or festival reflects their corrupt beliefs of Kufr and Shirk.Fourthly: “And those who do not witness falsehood, and if they pass by some evil play or evil talk, they pass it by with dignity” [al-Furqaan 25:72 – interpretation of the meaning]. The scholars interpreted this aayah was referring to the festivals of the mushrikeen. It is not permissible to give any of them cards for their festivals, or to sell them cards or any of the other things they need for their festivals such as lights, trees or food – including turkey, candy canes, etc. (Don't forget to Share)
From the above post it automatically means its even bad for me to merry Xmas or celebrate the festival, etc..............NB: this thread's an extraction my yet to b completed/published book "Who really's God and why are we His robots?" (Blasphemous abi?) Wait till u read it.

Merry xmas fwendz and may we see xmases decades from now (I didn't here an amen) LOLz........I'm a muslim but believes in everybody's faith/and ur right 2 religion and I dont think my religion's better dan anybody's for maybe I would have been either a xtian, jew, budhist, etc if my parents were one and I was raised under that faith but they r muslims hence my present religion- you can argue as u like but the fact remains that over 90% xtians/muslims are practicing this faith coz they inherited it or are brought up under it, environmental factors, etc.
Sorry I derailed a bit but u ought to know my stand in religious matters, et al, so u won't misjudged my post! I was told immediately I can hear and talk that its haram(illegal) to eat a dead animal that either died naturally or the throat's been slit by a xtian, jew, etc that muslims only eat meat of animals that are properlly killed islamically by a practicing muslim hence the eating of xmas food's HARAM. coz most of the meat involved are killed by xtians.........this made me waste a lot of meat last xmas @ my sister's in abj but ate the rice only and gave so many out to xtian friends and that's what I intended doing this xmas but I just realised that if I cant eat those meat, why eat d rice cooked with that meat. Please I want versed muslims/xians to throw more light on this for I am just an average muslim.
NB; as human I'm liable to err and stand to be corrected+ pls forgive my many spelling errors-Im typing with a fon/busy so no time to spell-check. Thanks.
MERRY XMAS!

Jinadu-Josefu:
If we follow the rules of the OP, photoshopped pictures dont qualify, then the Idreesy guy cheated.....u just have to look at that walexyll and his babe...phone pix, no edit, they look so great together.... I give it to walexyll

IDOWUOGBO oOOOOOOOOooooooo...... where are thou...miss u gan...back for u

dude m so so api dat coz we r so cute somebody's saying we photoshoped it........tanx 4 d compliment. Dunno if I'm cute but u can't take it from my baby- she's a beau and u know d beauty of dat union;We r of d same age (less dan 25) and graduated from same uni..........D pix below's just 4 u and belive me we took it With Nokia Asha 200.

geeky_babe: Cute couples.. Especially idreezy and his babe. U guys rock.

now u wanna make me cry......tanx babes *muah*

Bellagio: 4 me,its Idreezy n his babe 4 winner bt y do I feel Idreezy finishd 4rm KSU..dunno 4 sure

ya I finished from Ksqueue......lolz!