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lertee: May Allah spare our lives till then. Invite me o.

certainly.....but pls do I know u? Pm me pwis. U commented like an oldpal dat shares ur I.D

M putting d ring on it diz xmas and 'll do d societal wedding diz february if God agrees+ after voting 'll d best voted couple now be declared " Nairaland's best couple 2013?" Coz dats whr d real fun 'll be.

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She's indeed beautiful but my favourite? Nope, nobody acts like MJ in nollywood and all african-wood..........btw talking bout beauty, my baby's far prettier dan Tonto though Tonto's classier. I luv Tonto though and she's undisputably a beau.

Ikpe Chioma: She looks so beautiful. She is my favourite actress.

Engaged

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Wanna sale my HP620 (HDD 300G, 2G RAM, dual core, 15" screen, etc) or swap with BBQ10 or any reasonable BB. Contact: 07031591790, 275DEBF1.

Well I still don't believe they are Christians. No true Christian writes this way. I am sure you will agree with me after reading it.

Greetings True Christians!

Today Nelson Mandela, former president of South Africa, ended his worldly life and entered the depths of Hell. Mandela was an unsaved heathen, and died without knowing the Lord.

Not only did Mandela influence American Democrat Barack Hussein Obama, but he also practiced a heathen African tribal religion.

Unfortunately, while Mandela did some great things for the nation of South Africa by ending apartheid, Heaven is like an exclusive club, unsaved unwelcome. Mandela died unsaved, and is therefore not welcome in Heaven. Nelson Mandela was also influenced by Darwinism and Communism! Mandela was an avid reader of Marx in the 1950s, and everybody knows that God hates Communists! Mandela allied himself with Communists and heathen Indian Gandhi, who is also in Hell.

Instead of seeking a Christian approach to freedom from apartheid, Mandela instead turned entirely to heathens. In fact, Mandela and Gandhi even are rumored to have engaged in rampant homosexual acts with each other while planning protests! Mandela was also friendly toward Muslims, God's hated people! Mandela was linked to the American Civil Rights movement, and many members of this movement were Muslims. Know what the Muslims did after they got African Americans equal rights? They crashed airplanes into buildings and started sectarian wars in the Middle East. Nelson Mandela was allied with these heathen scum, and is now being punished for his earthly mistakes.

Tonight I watched many news stations. On every channel, they showed Africans lining the streets of South Africa, doing happy dappy heathen dances, perhaps in hopes that the voodoo rain god might look with favor upon the soul of Mandela.

Unfortunately, these savages are of the same cloth as Mandela. Nelson Mandela may have been a great AFRICAN nature, but by world standards, he was rather lacking. But alas, this is the best that Africa can do. Africa is a heathen continent filled with heathens, and it is no wonder that God allowed the people of Africa to be enslaved.

I implore those Africans still living to reject the sinful ways of Nelson Mandela and embrace Christianity so that they might not follow Mandela into Hell. Let us pray for the Africans, out of love. Dear Lord Jesus Christ, please lead the Africans away from heathen religions and to You. Please lead the Africans to Christianity so that they may stop being punished with AIDS, poverty, and dirty water, and so that they may avoid the fate of Nelson Mandela and avoid being cast into hell. This we pray in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

A heartfelt Christian messages from your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker
Well.......... I can't judge!

Babes its easy trust me. I won't ask any Q though I wanna ask plenty; its a must u visit d cousin with ur bf or she visits u guys and wen u r talking in her presence always refer 2 ur bf as ur "man" and d topic should just b bout 'u and him' touch him intimately, kiss him if need be (I carry m baby on my back on campus, its no big deal) and closely watch her reaction 2 all diz............... Get her no call her often and ask 4 opinions, etc bout ur guys family, even if there's introduction @ hand tell her u'll b visiting d family soon and u want 2 know more bout d family 2ru her b4 hand. Insist ur bf introduce u as d "love of my life" or somtyn stronger and u should always stress d word "my man" 2 her ears. And if he refuses u meeting her..........hmmmmmmm.

1st ola: Send ur CV to firstolalekan@gmail.com
I could help u.

now tankz bro 4 offering diz help. All d people I have in abj r giving excuses and posting it 's faRce since it'll xpire 2mao. Pls can I send mine? Just d cv and my result, date of birth. Pls. 07031591790. Dats my noam tanx

Diasporan: With this it is obvious a Nigerian will likely win the prestigious CAF Player of the year award.This BBC award is not necessary afterall Jay Jay Okocha got it but never won the glorious CAF Player of the year award.And i can't remember a player winning both award in the same year.Infact i am happy Mikel Obi didn't win this award which implies that Mikel is still up for contention for the CAF Player of the year award.All the same congrats to Yaya Toure.

apart from Mikel winning nations cup and europa cup, do u think he's better dan Yaya Toure? Both last season and presently? Sometimes its not bout d trophies won, remember Schneider in 2010, I almost cried wen he didn't even make top 3, and he won all d available trophies dat season, won silver durin world cup, etc.........I want Mikel 2 win but it'll b hard considering wats happening 2 Ribery now- everybody prefer Ronaldo even wen he didn't win a pin last season or now and Ribery won 4 trophies including d one Lukaku (everton's best player) gave 2 dem. So let's keep our fingers crossed.

He just told her 2 go and die, didn't hit her, etc and 4 dat he gave her 2m, employment and scholarship 2 her son! I'm very sure dis woman v 4given him and she's very happy all dis happened and some people r here saying tinz I can't comprehend! He was wrong yes but he apologized, gosh! Wats our stress 4 pete's sake. He should come and tell m 2 "go and die" den apologise, gimme 2m, gimme appointment + scholarship and I'll not only 4give him but I'll pray 4 him all d days of my life. Still wondering why we Nigerians r dis sentimental. TANK GOD, GOD NO BE MAN CHA

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m about 2 upggrade my HP 620 from 2g RAM 2 4 or 8g RAM 4 compatibilty. Any advice? Some body intelcelerons r better cos AMDs r often 2 HOT.

Is it dat u go there, drop ur CV and de'll look 4 somtyn dat matches ur CV 4 u? No registration, no fees,etc

Pls resend it 2 mine too. Aint 2 clear here. Ridreez@ymail.com. Tanx in advance.

obadiah777: the world is not ending. the world is never ending. it is the ages that is ending. the end of the current world order as we see it today. all cities will be nuked out of existence. no more city living. the world is going back to the organic way it was created to be. the kingdom of heaven would be established on earth. the rulership of the world is switching hands and it would never be left to carnal men again. angelic men ( 144,000 ) will rule from henceforth and forever.

and all diz 'll happen in 2016 or 1095 days from now aii? Dat'll b fun, no more PDP, NYSC, etc. 'll there still b unis? Wil I still watch BPL? Ouch! I just saw d "organic ways it was created 2 be" u mean goin back 2 Garden of Eden, bn naked, etc. All buildings'll b demolished ofcos (even Burj khalifa) gosh! Dat fyn house. Wats "angelic men" human angels or half human half angels. 'Ll de still b diff countries or just one entity, I'm asking cos I'm imagining an "angelic man" bn d GCOFR of Nigeria or 'll it b just one world president, etc. All d same, we'll remind u on d 1096th day dats if nairaland still exists due 2 d revolution.

obadiah777: oh ye scoffers why do ye scoff. open your eyes and look around you. the world as we know it is on its last legs. in a matter of months the nukes will start flying. 36 months maximum ( 3 years )

so d world'll end in 3years time aii? Maybe Jesus'll now come like next year or after 2015 elections, den in 2016 dat'll b it. Vision 20/20/20 'll b in heaven I guess. U need 2 read books my brother, read books and know how d human mind works, and stop misplacing hallucinations or mere feverish dreams 4 prophecy. We r seeing d signs of d last days yes, but 4 somebody 2 even give d world 3years 2 go extinct? I pray I live till den and I'll put d@ in my reminder now, u said d world'll end in @most 1095 days from 2day (3years) on d 1096th day I'll remind d world u said dat and if I dont make it 2 d@ tym, somebody pls remind him on 1096th day and if d world did indeed end den u remind us of ur victory in HEAVEN. I don't believe in d guesses and predictions diz present generation calls prohecy. Do u know over 100 people predicted worldwide yesterday dat Arsenal 'll win 2-0? Like 20 even said Giroud 'll score both goals and if somebody did predict all dis correctly including d mistake from Boruc, etc and if it comes 2 pass u'll sart talking bout prophecy. Maybe u r right but me I don't BELIEVE it.

pls can Fifa 14 or 13 work on my laptop? Its HP620 (window7, 2BG Ram and 32bits) and I need NFS Rivals too. I don't mind changing my laptop just because of diz.

Why all d noise........buy a Toyota camry 9M or watever d worth in Japan, pieces it in parts and ship all parts 2 Nigeria since dat aint an FBU and wen it gets here, u re-package it. Dats still a brandnew toyota camry 4 9M instead of 20m.

D op said d poor should marry d poor and rich should marry d rich, lemme tell u, if u r poor and u marry a poor lady, all her family's responsibilty falls on u and u alone, den poverty continues. Wen I was an undergrad, my very 1st babe was super rich dat I tot she was an aristo and I tell u I wasn't richer dan 10k in a moon (in most cases less) and d relationship survived. M getting married soon and her family's better dan mine and nobody gives a heck, not even her siblings. Yes, cut ur coat according 2 ur cloth but d@ doesn't mean u shouldn't dream, doesn't mean u should limit urself, etc. Some rich gurls don't give a hook wether u r broke, just b clean, presentable. Oh why all diz engrish.........just b their TYPE. A gurl once picked m from Natako in LKJ 2 Zuba in abj wen I was in 300L(I was hitch-hiking) and she knew 2 b standing in d sun looking 4 a cheap taxi 2 abj den I must b POOR but we xchanged numbers, etc and dated and she didn't give a poo bout m status. Upgrade ur status, its neccesary but dat aint all d@ matters in a relationship.

anitank: Even if he proposes with a ring, I just won't wear it till we r ready to head to the alter.

What's the point flaunting an engagement ring, chasing away other suitors and then the wedding eventually doesn't take place

..........and I tot I v seen dem all #shocked# someone u luv propose wit a ring and u'll keep it under ur bed incase it'll drive oda suitors away, goodness! It means u'll b accommodating oda suitors even after u v said YES 2 his proposal den, dats bad and u know it. Why'll u even collect a ring from somebody u doubt will marry u? "The ring'll chase away other suitors" a grown woman just wrote dat. M not better dan u but pls change, dats 2 bad. God pls help me and my fwendz not 2 fall into wrong hands.

How much ring's d least ring u'll appreciate?

begwong: So i should travel all d way from yobe to abuja just to submit an application for a volunteer job?
I prefer to remain a civilian JTF!

r u kidding me? Or u r just tryina b funny, must u travel 2 abj b4 u submit d hard copy? Has BH bombed ur post-office there too? The Director General
Directorate of Technical Aid Corps
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
No. 35, Alex Ekwueme Way,
Cadastral Zone Jabi District,
Abuja, FCT. PMB. 102,
Oath Main Post Office, Abuja, FCT.
.............Dats d add. U'll use

I don't even why I v phobia 4 submiting applications online. Pls 4get d gmail bla bla bla and post it 2 their office in hard copy!

Arysexy: See boko haram is even talking, have u restored sanity into ur boko haramic faith b4 looking outside? Mumu! When u chant 'sai buhari insha allahu' u did not bring allah name into politic? Tell ur self truth u terorist.

do u know d meaning of "in shaa Allah?" Its by God's grace, dat same God u worship. Besides who said Allah's an Islamic word.

Seriously, if he v ever had tym 2 pray 4 himself or his beloveth family like diz

Michael Sokoto: very pathetic!
why don't u channel dis ya prayer 2 ur own personal pathetic life so dat all ur Imbe (Imbecilus 'like clickers' ) can appreciate u more?