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[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=181992.msg2927645#msg2927645 date=1223724621]You gabry groupie, this thread is meant for you to make us laugh.      And you are doing the exact opposite.[/quote]tell em man
@ kuviki land
una de fall plenty hands ooo

dreday:
Thats the whole idea.I'm sure you know we're facing over-population issues.

i almost giggled, u got prospect to win ma twenny bucks

Now,how do i get my money?I've earned it

nah u didnt win jack!!  for a moment there i contemplated suicide because of the dryness of ur riddle

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=181992.msg2927531#msg2927531 date=1223722306]If I see that joke one more time in my life again, I'll cancel my subscription.[/quote]

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know[b] I'm gonna get screwed[/b]!"

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=181992.msg2927505#msg2927505 date=1223721767]O.k now that made me smile.    

Now I need to get to laugh!!  

All juju and no fun makes Okija an angry god.[/quote]  now can some one make me laff, i just smiled

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=181798.msg2927490#msg2927490 date=1223721449]@ Topic

HELLS NO!!          

I am everything I do not want in my partner. Marrying me would be a massive overdose of destruction. Like seriously, why on earth would I want to marry myself.
Anyways, thats not to say I am bad o!! Its just that one of me is almost too much for any relationship let alone two. Wont work.  [/quote]hmm so wont want ur partner to smoke

Ujujoan:
Or the only person who will ever really truly love you and will die for you. YOU!!

so rite

gabrywyl:
Wetin happen in 1972?

I closed down a nigerian forum called koboland over the same issue ooo

yeah if u could it would be good to marry urself because that the only tyme u get the opprtunity to marry the only person u trully love and would die for. YOU!

Azo:
paul don't be idle

whats idle bout me giving up twenny bucks to anyone that can make moi laff

@ gabby

pls page em or sumtin, if i dont get a funny joke in 40 mins what happened in 1972 will repeat itself in this nairaland and it aint gonna be funny

gabrywyl:
I have no mood ohhh. . . Cause I am sad today

hmmmm i guess u nid a good joke 2,


@ kuvuki

am sad none of u jokester can even help

@ gabby

u can do better , pls lift my spirit up with a  good joke

Hi am really bored and down now, am wondering if all u kuvuki got a joke that can make laff

here's the deal anyone that cracks my lafta cords gets to win my 20 doll bill

whats d diff , ibo/igbo

Missy B:
Do yourself a favour sweetie;delete this thread if you
don't wanno hear the truth.It may hurt but take it.She's TOO young
to know what a manliness is used for. You two should face your books as its obvious
you are in same age bracket lest you'll be the next on  line.

tell em mummy.

missy hw ur side?

just 23 years?

[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=178839.msg2915294#msg2915294 date=1223506695]More to come, my bros. Hope you're doing well? [/quote]ok, am gud; hw are u doing?

happy orphic is back on air

Pls guys stick to issue and stop all this talk of oppression, it could be mistaken for bad belle

Pataki:
When the poster herself is absolute garbage. What else would you expect from her. So far she has created a total of 265 topics, is this not joblessness

i agree wit u

Different kind madness dey ooo, the poster is mad

agaba123:
You can go to Niger Republic if you want to travel out of Nigeria.

Go to Kano, enter Dala LGA and keep walking. You will not know when you entered Niger.
Very easy.
This suggestion is based on your desire to travel out of Nigeria

good response.

I have never worn a G string in my life and never will either, hate them things.

Is this a fish talking?

Why do rich firms always try to renege on their agreements?

i was only completing a lil wayne rap verse

** she gave good brain like she graduated from a good school**

Anyone with a 2009 elantra pls get in touch

sistawoman:
you mean give good brain he he he

like u graduated from a good school.

I do Admire Sistawoman - She's got brians

if u meant brains then am confused

LMAO

tumufulu u should have been named tomfool because u are such an outstanding fool!