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N believe me whn she wakes up n finds out wht happnd she would b anything bt happy with u

believe me she will be happy, all girls want to watch hw skilful u are to pull out of the friend zone.

[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=162554.msg2700159#msg2700159 date=1219586455]Ehnnnnnn?Which one be sex surprise? Make e go rape am? Which kin advice be that one? [/quote]it aint rape , it just means catch her when her guard is down (maybe when u are bothn drunk) hump her real nice many time b4 she get her self ,, it works and is the only way to leave the friend zone.

where is onyinye at last a thread that suits her

Thor:
@Idapaul

How many BHP does that have?

I mean 'Bovine Horse Power' of course

6 bhp
0-60 in 46mins.
very green emmission levels

sorry man why did u allow urself enter the friend zone, the only hope now is to spring a sex suprise on her.

TOYOTA COWROLLA

Only one choice in my opinion Smiley Smiley Smiley

1. Looks natural, blends in with the natural enviroment
2. Cheap maintenance and free manure
3. Runs on food scraps
4. Is a good car in all for Lagos

https://www.kmserv.com/pic/ForumJoke_bodies775_toyota%5B1%5D.JPG

methinks we shoulod start getting friends instead of locking ourselves all day and lookin into cyberspace.

my nominees are:

Toyota Prado 2008: cool and cheap suv to run, variable suspension for bad lagos roads, great climate control for lagos humidity,nice tansmission for                             for    smooth ride, and its pretty too with a low cost of maintenance, infact its the suv with the reliability of a corolla.


Toyota corolla:   the work horse of the nigerian middle class, a trully reliable car fro the average lagosian, will never fail u in hold up and cheap to run too.

last time i checked, hymens don't give cash at the atms.

may be it does at the bank of ignorance .

useless virgins.

y not?
Some of the most beautiful minds hide behind,
not altogether beautiful faces

Beautiful face begets a beautiful minds, or how do u think we know ugly chicks on nairaland just by them post even when we have not seen the faces.

@ POSTER

i think u should just google it.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]The mind and soul[/color]

mind and soul can never be beautiful when the face is ugly.

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=163267.msg2699631#msg2699631 date=1219571593]Ini Edo [/quote]i think he needs more names, angel ini alone wont do

pls can some one furnish me with an idea of hw many current accounts are probably being run in all the nigerian banks.

wetin dem go do, they cant let pastor have all the fun, can they?

bad belle people again

.

do u mmean shy or scared.

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=163067.msg2699508#msg2699508 date=1219566731]Who would want to marry a foul mouth like you?. . . . . . . . hmm, I wonder![/quote]wetin u mean na.

maree7:
@ topic
suprisingly, i refuse to work here after seeing most of the peeps i kno working 2-3 stressful jobs and at the same time going to school. . . i guess i got other plans for ma life. . .

But for all da peeps still at it. . meyn i give yall kudos for goin through so much stress. . but advise, plssss don't work your self too hard because it ain't healthy . . _{a lot of people drop dead}

Abeg try do small work make hunger and cold no kill u ooo, abi u enter there with 1 million euros

alarainey:
Dream Team IV did not disappoint.

They played well, if not for the defensive error that led to the Argentinian Goal, their performmance cn hardly be faulted.

It is not a crime to lose gold, Silver at an olympic event is a tremendous achievement.

Kudos to Siasia and many good wishes for the future career of those boys.

i have just watched the match again and we did not really do dat bad, the defence was intact but the keeer made just one error of rushing out when he knew those defenders had de maria covered.

lol

Why not go first?

ok washerman

from no friends to nu benz,
now more friends and mo benz's,

from ashy to classy,
from hondies to lambies,

idupaul, no u cant wit him, takes fake niggaz for tha overhaul,

Fake ass nairalanders, who think they can gerrymander,

still no one has had the guts to talk about the jobs, pls dont divert declare ur job, everybodi show ur handwork.

maborukoje:
i am worried now my boyfriend left me because he saw me taking just small stout PERE should i go and beg him to forgive .ADVICE PLS NAIRALANDERS

Abeg forget that ur fake boyfriend , he aint worth it, haba for common small stout, what if had seen u smoking weed. abeg shun him.

noetic:
very unfortunate 

really unfortunate, wetin man pikin go do about all these loose canons .