₦airaland Forum

Limerick:
Her Name's MIMZY!!

Mimzy is a fine girl, iya iya oooo
Mimzy is a fine girl, iya iya oooo




Pls y'all just take me for a dutiful singer/ true to this leader/ miss mimzy
....the beautiful diva/
With that face of an angel; you look through and Linger...
and get lost in your thoughts.... Like a bush full of rivers!!/
She like a youthful magician/
Every dude wish to meet her/ ..... Even I never dated her..
See? Now I bite my fingers
With a tooth of a beaver/
Rhymes falling off... My goons are like "Mumu, na this gal?
Dey make your head scatter... Like a juju cathedral?"/
But f*#k that sh!t and look at what I'm saying/ This is mandatory..
If i was Wayne, I would call her my baby/
If I was Jah! I would call her salvation/ If I was spiderman.. I would call her " amazing"/
Wait! Wahht the hell I'm I doing? I should be campaigning/ Not going round beating about the bush like barbarians...
OR taking more tours (thors) than the Dark ages/

Like I said

Mimzy is a fine girl, iya iya oooo
Mimzy is a fine girl, iya iya oooo/
Vote her miss NL, let your fingers finna go/ up up in the air..
Like a realer nigga's code/

My goons come my house, like "guy, wey the. Matter na?/ how paro dey go? Wey the Rabba na?/
I'm like; " chill guys, una be fire star?/
Rabba dey come, first vote mimzy miss Nairaland"/

.....and I said this with a straight face/ vote mimzy now, for great change/
If you don't think her worthy;
At least consider these rhymes... I been working on them now.... since 8 days/
See the way I'm on everybody's neck. . . . like fake chains/
Make sure u vote her... Yeah! keep voting... Don't ever stop like your brakes failed/

Lastly, before I leave this scene/ I would try to repeat this sh!t/
What you need to do is say; I VOTE MIMZY . . . . . . . .See?
easy sh!t/
Now y'all go to some thread and vote...
I'm sure by now y'all already have your PVCs/!!!!

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Kristofferson:
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NakedEve:
Nice. Boycotting all eastern universities till they learn humility.

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