₦airaland Forum

MistadeRegal:
You need deliverance.

How to know you're on a Nigerian thread

Caustics:
i see you have installed vmware and tor. the rest should not be hard for you. do some research and hack your spectranet. I can actually add to the thread if i want. but i dont feel like for fun too

Hey boy's...








Play nice

Atouke:
its a public partnership project involving the Federal govt, State govt and the private investors in a 20%,20% and 60% ownership structure.
the project has reached the procurement status.
you can find more information at http://www.icrc.gov.ng/projects/projects-under-conceptualization-development-and-procurement/

Wow.. You seem to know a lot about this.. I wish to have my own cut of the cake real soon.. Let the development come down south.. Let the Igbo's make out our own Lagos

Atouke:
State govt. road through Alternative funding process,where construction companies invest in the project construction and the state pays later.

Yeah.. Okay sorry.. I mean the seaport main main

Atouke:
Work Begins On 55.1km,12 Lane Superhighway Leading To Ibom Deep Seaport In AKS

Ibaka Super Highway construction Commences

Construction of the 55. 1 Km , a twelve lanes carriageway , It Starts from Ubenekan Junction in Ibeno , criss -cross Esit Eket, Mbo and ended at East west Road in Oron Metropolis with a Fly-Over that emptied into Uyo-Oron Daulized Road .

Akwa Ibom State Works Commissioner, Akparawa Ephraim Inyangeyen says Governor Udom Emmanuel is committed to getting the job done.

Please, is this a federal or state project?


Or privately sponsored??

omololu2020:
buhari and gej are both clueless and favor very few set of people,GEJ enriched his family and friends now buhari is doing so too.

I will vote against him in 2019 the way I voted against gej in 2015

At least I've seen one reasonable comment today

OAFMods:
Why are some of you Igbos so senseless ? A good leader that declared that looting of the national treasury is no corruption ?

A good leader that was borrowing to pay salary when crude oil prices were at an all time high. You this Igbo boy I hope your medulla is not corrupted ?

What has your current Lord and saviour not done if not worse

contactmorak:
Bro, i am personally of the opinion that if Nigeria will be changed by the youths, we cant totally rule oit the old people, but rather, the youth will climb on their shoulders to attain the mantle of authority. They will think that they are using us, but they will be unknowingly ceding power to is and it will be late before they realise.

Just watch...

Guy.. The youths of nowadays that I'm seeing being raised up with my Korokoro eyes are bloodily wicked, ravaging wolves with no iota of sympathy or reason in their hearts...


But God will surely save this country..I don't care how he does it... This I know..

JerryQ:
Good One. This is a clear message to all that God's goodness can meet you anywhere. Whether at a University in Calabar, Alaba or Asaba. God is not a respecter of those names.... Just have faith in His faithfulness over you.

You're very right.. This same goodness will meet you

They look like young thieves...






These are not the kind of people we are looking for...








Nigeria must break free of this useless loop of infidels ruling us..


We will get something different.. Just watch n see

TIDDOLL:
I Have had encounters with the Nigerian Police, most times at illegal checkpoints they set up along highways, but today it was totally different.
Ventured out to change my phone's battery, which has been a torture to my daily romance with my phone, getting to phone Phone Mart along Taiwo road I asked for the engineer, seeing is face I already knew he is the cankarworm type, asked how much he would help me change my battery ,then he uttered 4k. Collected my phone in an angry mood and went straight out, waved a bike, better I pay 3k at yemi's kiosk at Challenge than here, on getting to challenge, about lifting a leg off the bike, a green bus quickly took the spot in front of the bike.

Three Sars officers in their black ragged polo shirt, with no knowledge of gun handling approached me, "get into the bus one said"
I replied, why?? What is the problem??
We just want to ask you some questions
OK. To avoid embarrassement, I followed suit, telling them to take the lead as I followed with a Grin smile on my face.
I entered the bus, with apparently 2 officers already in, with the driver and the 3 who came out to usher me in,

And the drama started, one asked Me...
May we know you??
Where do you work?
Told them I just finished My Degree, awaiting Service, but an Intern at UVTH.
Different kind of unnecessary questions started dropping from their Visibly dry mouth.
Where are you from?
I replied... Kogi.
All this happened while the bus was in a traffic along union bank at post office
Immidiately my anger kicked in, I demanded to know why I have been apprehended illegally, what my offence is or are as it may be, In an angry manner I told them this is unruly, am I a criminal?? Do I look like one??
Then one replied, "them no dey write am for face".
Then I seemingly threanten them, brazingly, "you people will surely get yourself Into trouble today, I will make sure of that"....
Give me my phone, at least let me call someone that I have been arrested, Offcourse illegally!!
They refused me that.


With anger I gave a let out,
"what on earth is wrong with Nigeria, imagine, you people just picked me up for no reason just to Harras me"
Then the unruly fool sitting close to me shouted...

Shut up!! You think you are learned, see Ehhn...in Other countries, them they use computer track criminals, but here na we they do all the wahala, you no respect us, if you know shut up I go slap you!!
I gave a wicked laugh!!
Try am now i replied!!

Then I replied in the same manner, I have had opportunity to work with the National Park Rangers, who face much danger than you people and they aren't ill mannered like you policemen.

After all the heated minutes, exchanging words, the officer holding my phone, apparently disgusted with me not fidgeting, told me to get down and handed me my phone grumbling insultive words.
Oh my, I gave them the dose of all they said, Idiot and all... Told them I would make it a day's job to report them to their station....
In my own words...
" I will deal with you people".
In this few seconds, people already gathered asking questions..
Bro.. Wetin happen?
I could here murmurs, like na so them they do, Nigeria Don spoil finish.



Apparently, I wasn't their first victim. And I won't be the last, probably the next person will be beaten, manhandled, even killed. All thanks to the Federal Goverment of Nigeria!!


We make do of a mediocre police force,
What will it take to create a solid, civilised and law abiding police force!!!

What will it take to get Equipment and all logistics needed to have a World class and effective police force!!!
Until then...

The unlawful killings won't stop!!
Harassing civilians won't stop!!
And lots more
We need a Mordern Revolution in this country!!!

God bless you.. We will change this country for Good.. In Gods name we will

You can imagine...












If I'm God.. I'll send down fire to burn down this country.. Let everybody gan rest

So after stressing my brain to learn all these things, one useless bank will come n pay me 250k.. If e even reach sef..


Meanwhile some where, in one very useless Nigerian show. People are spreading their legs and making a fortune....




In fact, screw education in Nigeria

I'll save this because its comical...




Graduate, must have learnt all these bullshit up there..finished NYSC and must be less than 26... After jamb finish some people for 3 years before entering a university where there was no IT facility or tutor..

No this same person manages to learn basic HTML and CSS 3 while combining normal academic work and comes out with a 2.2 at age 24, after all the frustration from jamb, strike, ASUU,NASU,SANU,SSASU... does his NYSC and with little struggles, manages to know another skill, maybe jquery, Jason and bootstrap.. Now he feels atleast he's gotten somewhere,

Then you now expect him to know the rest of these things before he clocks 26 so you can employ him and pay him graduate trainee money abi... This is the kind of nonsense you read online that will just make you leave everything and go n join the yahoo gang,cos if these fools knew how very difficult it is to learn just one of these thing's they stated, under naija conditions, they won't have uploaded this rubbish



In fact.. Thunder will fire whoever came up with these requirements.. They should go and look for someone with the above requirements abroad.. And pay through their nose.. Cos developers there charge you per hour in dollars..




Idiot's

Actually.. He's right.. But if have a heart for God.. Why go through the stress of 2 wives

LordKingsley:
You won't understand. Last jamb I scored 285. This year's own has been something I've been reading for since November last year.

285 ... And you no get admission

The poster below does not really have anything reasonable to say

Wow ...what a blessing she must be

The Hindu's have and adage


पईबतसमअआवतस

kwessiStewie2:
I propose this Op should be banned for about a month

I propose he is banned for 2 months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTYf1qwrXuw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z53Ed0ddxgM

What can I say

fubbyy:
A man of God gave a prophecy of how an uncle of mine in the village tied everyone inside a chair in his room, though I believe him 100% infact before his prophecy we all know that we have an evil uncle who swore that no one with ever prosper as long as he lives, so his prophecies are not doubting nor new to us


But my question is this, must we all travel to the compound and untie that thing physically as he suggested, we are tired of traveling to the village everytime in the name of family deliverance

Is it not possible to pray from here and destroy and untie that thing spiritually so everyone will be set free

Whatever your faith tells u

germainediva:
Guys that don't kiss pls what are your reasons....a friend met a guy she's madly inlove with...but he dose not kiss....and she loves kissing....she's at a cross road on what to do....cos she's finding it hard to believe that there are pple who do not kiss. Pls what should she do.

Mouth odour is a national issue that calls for govt intervention

AirFireEarthH20:
That Fela Durotoye guy deceived many Nigerians on social media to vote for Buhari but now that Nigerians are suffering due to the unprecedented incompetence of this regime, he has kept quiet and exonerated himself from the suffering in the land.

I'm short of words to describe that unstable guy

He has left the msg of Christ God called him to preach and entered politics... All because he wants to be heard or amass wealth for himself...


All these people.. They are just the same

maisauki:
what if God says He's not givin you d time?

Lol.. Then we'll rest now.. .. What are we using all the fighting and tussling for power like we are going to live forever..

There's no need for it

Them never even start

FarahAideed:
Fela is unknowingly in the race to help Buhari ? A vote for Fela is equivalent to a vote for Buhari ...we cannot afford to split votes when it comes to removing Buhari

Don't mind that fela.. Although he's my Church person.. I don't really like the guy...






He was one of the people the instigated the rise to buharis coming.. And after seeing how things turned south for him.. He quickly turned his back...


Which means he's not stable

No current politician in the Nigerian political system has your interest at heart...



They all don't care

Whatever...



When its Gods time for us... You all will bow