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Sorry dude...I have been doing same since my J.S.S 3 days in 1989,and I threw all of them away 2yrs ago when it was becoming "unwanted".
I still have the ones I have used after then till date.

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A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"

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We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. The lowlights:

- "...stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application."

- "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time."

- "A balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece."

- "...asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate."

- "... announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office - wiping the ketchup on her sleeve."

- "Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm."

- "Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions."

- "When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office."

- "At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left."

- "...pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him."

- "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much."

- "While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold."

- "During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview."

- "A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: 'Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?' I said, 'I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further.' He promptly responded, 'I am as long as you'll pay me more.' I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer."

- "His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume."

- "Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one."

- "...asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security."

- "Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch, and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk."

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose.

The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.

The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of my penis to the tip of my testicles."

The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em... he did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!", he said, "where are your testicles?"

The general replied, "Back in Vietnam!"

#20 That Curious Lil' Bottle That Helps
A single shot of this strong beverage has been known to cure hangovers better than any competitor. A German digestif made with aromatic bitters, this secret weapon is made with a secret recipe including herbs from 43 different countries.

#19 Exercise
While it may seem like hell on earth when you're crawling out of bed, hitting the gym or your usual running path can provide a quick cure. The "sweat it off" theory is somewhat of a myth but studies show that exercise can boost your mood and subsequently make you sweat more and burn a few more calories. In gym speak, that means "awesome." Just make sure you have your water bottle close at hand!

#18 Pu-Erh Tea
(Pronounced pooh-air) Known for its power to "counteract the unpleasant effects of alcohol," pu-erh has long been known to zap hangovers. It is also purported to help with weight loss and lowering cholesterol. You can find it in any tea shop, Asian food market or online.

#17 Pain Medication
Inflammatory drugs such as aspirin, ibuprofen and naproxen can ease a pounding headache and keep you focused and relaxed while discomfort gets steered away. (Stay away from Tylenol as it adds to the strain on your liver when taken after alcohol.) However, no matter what you think or how you feel, the recommended amount of pain medication you should take should never be increased!

#16 Asparagus
This homely vegetable actually possesses the power to stop a hangover in its tracks. Proteins and minerals in the stalks can help protect your liver from toxins. While it's better to load up on it pre-party, this valuable veggie can't hurt the day after.

#15 Coffee
A cup of joe can always be depended on to assist you during the "waking up process" and in regards to hangovers, it's been known to treat headaches and migraines. Just don't reach for the Starbucks variety as spoonfuls of sugar can provoke you to crash within a few hours!

#14 A Good Day's Sleep
Out of every solution embedded in this list, a quick nap is probably the most appealing cure. Many hangovers derive from a lack of REM sleep (periods of time where dreaming occurs) and staying in bed all day to catch a few z's will keep you comfortable and help you rebound to 100%.

#13 Bitters & Seltzer
Forbes calls this medley "A remedy that actually works." Blending lots of bitters (which is lightly alcoholic) and sparkling mineral water (which has carbonation) can help to settle your stomach, as well as reduce the spins, headache and nausea we all know so well.

#12 Gatorade/Vitamin Water
If college kids can teach you anything, it's that sports drinks are sold to cure hangovers, not increase your athletic abilities. It's no better than regular tap water but the boost in electrolytes can be refreshing in a weird sort of way.

#11 Soup
A hearty soup could be just what your insides ordered as most variations provide what our bodies ache for (water, sodium and nutrients). It can also help aid digestion as taking in too much alcohol will disrupt your stomach's lining and produce very unpleasant side effects such as nausea.

#10 A Gift Basket!
This gift basket contains everything you need to get through a gnarly case of the "Adult Flu." It targets specific issues like low blood sugar, electrolyte shortage, and dehydration. With hits like peppermint tea, honey, juice and dried fruits, this will have you up and running in no time.

#9 Sunglasses
Ready for the walk of shame? Make sure you've got your shades on first. These prevent squinting that can result in headaches and premature crow's feet. Plus, they hide puffy eyes from a night of partying.

#8 Alcohol
A common cure developed by curiosity, more alcohol provides a temporary solution if you're in dire need of something quick. It will provide a simple numbing effect but another glass or two will likely make your headache worse if you turn your one epic night into a cycle.

#7 Vitamins
Professionals have noted that if you regularly take multi-vitamins then there really isn't an excuse to refrain from another daily dosage because you're hungover. Different vitamins work to provide your body with essential requirements and though one day without won't physically alter your routine, staying on track keeps you focused on ending your physical slump. Make sure you take them the night before you drink too, and never take them on an empty stomach.

#6 Fruit Smoothies
A snack that's too fruity for your morning is essentially good for your body as homemade smoothies can give you an all natural boost with ingredients such as strawberries, raspberries, mangoes and bananas having their own useful nutrients. If made right, the taste also can't be beat!

#5 Toast Or Crackers
An unusual choice, toast or crackers are tough enough to bring your blood sugar levels back up after your liver's long night that's left you irritable and worn. Ideal recommendation: pair either with eggs and vegetables to give you a slight boost of protein and kickstart the rest of your "recovery day".

#4 THESE?!?!
Pickled herring (Germany), shrimp (Mexico) and tripe soup (Romania) are just a few crazy remedies you can find in countries all over the world.

#3 Greasy Fast Food
If you find yourself trying to minimize your greasy food habits, prepare yourself to only binge when you're suffering after a long night of Jagerbombs and table dancing. Fats and carbohydrates can help slow the absorption of alcohol which can keep you sober until it ever hits your bloodstream.

#2 Prickly Pear Extract
In a 2004 blind study, participants who took prickly pear extract before drinking enjoyed less nausea and cottonmouth as well as inflammation. Sound exotic? You can find it at international markets, health food stores and online.

#1 Water
When all else fails, H2O is a must. Sure it will likely indict you to make a few trips to the bathroom over the course of four or five hours, but alcohol can cause dehydration and 16 to 20 ounces of water before bed can relieve any mind-numbing distress when you decide to take on your day.


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[quote author=zetdee]“We counted 27 Nigerians in detention that Saturday and most of them are from Imo and Edo, Delta and Rivers States, nobody from South West and Northern states”, he added.“We counted 27 Nigerians in detention that Saturday and most of them are from Imo and Edo, Delta and Rivers States, nobody from South West and Northern states”, he added.

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[b]Paypal billionaire Elon Musk, inset, has revealed plans for a radical new ‘Hyperloop’ transport system that could ‘shoot’ passengers from Los Angeles to San Francisco in 30 minutes.

Travellers enter aluminium pods mounted by skis either to their feet or to their cars, top. The pods,mounted above the ground on columns 50 to 100 yards apart, travel through steel tubes, reaching speeds of up to 800mph and travelling on a
cushion of air. These images, left and right, show sketches of the passenger transport capsule and how it would look travelling through the steel tubes.
Musk told Bloomberg Business Week the system would be ‘like getting a ride on Space Mountain at Disneyland.’
‘It would have less lateral acceleration—which is what tends to make people feel motion sick—than a subway ride, as the pod banks against the tube like an airplane,’ he said.
‘It would feel supersmooth.’‘The Hyperloop (or something similar) is, in my opinion, the right solution for the specific case of high traffic city pairs that are less than about 1500 km or 900 miles apart,’ he claimed.

THE HYPERLOOP: HOW IT WORKS
Inside the tubes, hyperloop pods are mounted on thin skis made out of inconel,an alloy already used by Musk’s SpaceX firm that can withstand high pressure and heat. Air is pumped into the skis via small holes to make an air cushion, and each pod has air inlets at the front. An electric turbo compressor compresses air from the nose and routes it to the skis and to the cabin.
Magnets on the skis, plus an electromagnetic pulse give the pod its initial thrust; re-boosting motors along the route would keep the pod moving at just below the speed of sound so the system does not produce sonic booms.

Culled from Daily Mail UK[/b]

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THE commander of the military Joint Task Force (JTF) in the North East, Maj. Gen. Jah Ewansiah, has admitted that 12 soldiers and seven police officers were killed in recent attacks.
Earlier, the military had said only two soldiers and one police officer were killed when suspected members of Boko Haram attacked a military base and police outpost near Nigeria’s border with Cameroon on August 4.
Gen. Ewansiah, on a visit to Governor Kashim Shettima of Borno State in Maiduguri, said that despite the losses the task force is “resolute and committed to ensure that peace is completely restored in the state, even if it means losing our lives.”
The governor assured that with the gradual return to peace, his administration is determined to transform the state. He made the declaration yesterday while receiving the members of the Borno Elders Forum and Leaders of Thought led by Ambassador Usman Gaji Galtimari who paid him Sallah homage at the Government House in Maiduguri.
He emphasised that education, health and agriculture if properly harnessed can provide job opportunities for the teeming youths.
According to him, the government would not mind paying parents in order to send their wards to schools emphasising that very soon himself and the Deputy Governor will relocate to all parts of the state, particularly northern Borno to ensure that parents enrol their wards into schools.
Earlier in a remark, the Chairman, Borno Elders and Leaders of Thought, Ambassador Galtimari, acknowledged that the success recorded by the security operatives and the Civilian JTF in their set objectives was as a result of the governor’s support, commitment and dedication.

He thanked him for providing good leadership for the state, stressing that if all political leaders will emulate his leadership qualities, Borno would have been a better place than it.

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