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AND THIS POO MADE FRONT PAGE SMH 4 NL

To the Doctors,Dietitians and Nutritionists in the house,I would like to know the health benefits of eating Mango and if eating it in excess,say 5-6 mangoes a day is harmful to health.

martyns303: Please tell her photosynthesis is for plants only.

Abeg make sumbodi hlp me tell her oh!!

Whatever happened to RECYCLING
SMH 4 dis gofanment sef.

Yeah rite..Baddo is filled with leeches,girls especially. You strike up a chat with one...before the expiration of 10 mins,she is already asking you for a favor..."Can you please send me recharge card?"..Pisses the hell outta me.
Led one on for close to three weeks with a promise to send her 3k card..I kept feeding her one cooked up story or the other..when she got the gist that this "Maga" no go pay..she let go..I later sent her a stinker-cum yab message which she didnt reply.
Girls of nowadays..na wa 2 una oh!!

*anyways back to..what was I doing sef??**

spikes C: CDMA
They don't use sim, but take it to MTN and let them do their magic.
The problem is, you must take it to a new service provider each time u wanna use a differient network. So, it's not ok to buy them for resale

No network provider in Nigeria would agree to unlocking a CDMA phone that's not bought from them,to be used on their network. I am speaking from Experience

for wasting megabytes

Is this a song?? I doubt it

OVERALL RATING: ARRANT RUBBISH

Five-year-old Charlotte Garside isn't even 27 inches tall — barely the size of a typical newborn infant — but she’s no baby, according to her mother.
“We've been told she looks like a porcelain doll, a baby in a pram and people still call her baby Charlotte, which riles me something chronic, because she’s not a baby, she’s five years old,” Emma Garside told Barcroft TV.

Charlotte, who lives in the English town of Withernsea, was born with a rare form of Primordial Dwarfism. She weighs nine pounds, the same as a large newborn baby.

At birth, she registered just two pounds and was extremely fragile.

“I have said she looked like a skinned rabbit, her mother said. “She had a little pink hat on and was wrapped in bubble wrap up till her neck.”

Despite barely being the height of the cereal boxes on her kitchen counter, Charlotte lives as normal a life as possible. She goes horseback riding with her family and attends school.

“She is very inquisitive and the school have already told us she has a learning age of a three-year-old, which is higher than we thought,” Emma Garside told the Daily Mail. “Of course, I was worried she could get hurt by the other children, but she has her own tutor look after her and she’s not as fragile as you’d think.”

Charlotte has been called the world’s smallest girl, but that title is unofficial. Guinness World Records doesn’t recognize that category, but the record keeping company has a sport for the world’s smallest teenager.

That title is currently unclaimed, according to a Guinness spokeswoman, since the last record holder, Jhoti Amge of India, is now an adult.

Standing 24.7 inches, Amge is shorter than Charlotte. The 5-year-old also towers over the world’s shortest man, Chandra Bahadur Dangi of Nepal, who measures 21.5 inches tall.

It’s unclear how big Charlotte will grow. Her mother just wants to do what’s best for her.

“There are a lot of unknowns but Charlotte has a way of surprising you when you least expect it. We didn't know if she would live this long,” she said, according to HuffPost UK. “We didn't know if she would be able to interact with people and there have been times when we thought we might lose her.

“But she keeps on thriving and I can’t wait to see what the next year brings.”

http://www.windelslife.com/video-meet-the-worlds-smallest-girl/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there's more between him and his roommate.
Reading his mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose your mother took it,do you? He said, "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure!" He sat down and wrote,

Dear mom,
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing. I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I'm not saying that you don't take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love,
Mom

GOOD MORNING Y'ALL

I really pray and I know this country would be great again.

Before going to bed, i had to eat something. I opened the fridge and yes, all the things in my fridge had turned to block; the light had been on for 8 years without going off. I finished eating and went to bed. Oh I have to reduce the speed of this fan, the voltage is so high.I woke up very early in the morning to the sound of classical music.
I casually strolled into the bathroom. Oh! the cold is too much this morning, i turned on the hot-water tap. While towelling myself dry, i turned on the radio and heard the presenter speaking of how Nigeria is now one of the most developed countries in the world and how the Nigerian president yesterday declared his asset and all he had to boast of was N20 million naira and a duplex in his village.I finished dressing up and took my time to eat. I had no reason to rush, afterall the road is always free and there are no potholes.On the way, i saw a few policemen patrolling and I greeted them. I stopped to chat with them for a few minutes after which i drove off laughing.In my workplace, i saw some people loitering in the waiting room and discovered they were here to be interviewed. I saw the son of the permanent secretary. I also saw a young man with tattered shoes and patched-up trouser; he graduated recently from one of the government universities, but everyone could testify to the fact that he's brilliant.
While going home that day, i saw the man with the tattered shoes smiling and i asked him why. "Sir, i've been given the job." "What! What of the Permanent secretary's son, didn't his father call beforehand?" "No" the man said, "He didn't"That evening, i went out to play in the neighborhood, i saw Adamu and Obinna discussing the recent trend in the country, of how Mallam Danjuma is now the governor of Rivers state, Senator Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the governor in Borno state, Mr Chijioke Godffrey is now the governor of Oyo state.I decided that since i had a lot of time on my hands, i should make a quick stop in the hospital to make a few checkups. I went to the Cancer treatment Hospital, after making sure i was cancer-free, i visited the HIV/AIDS Checkup Centre and I was well attended to with world-class equipments, i even saw the mother of the vice-president there.From there, i saw Hope of Salvation Church and Egbe Alasalatu Islamic house holding a joint prayer for continuous peace in the community. I saw the pastor and Imam consulting on the prayer points. I stayed for a few minutes and then left.
The next morning, i tried to make some calls, but i couldn't find my phone. I took my wife's phone and saw tons of messages sent from my phone asking me to call back, that my phone was found on the road. I hurriedly called my phone back and got a man on the line. He told me he had been calling my wife's number since yesterday night but that she wasn't picking her calls. I apologized and told him that she put her phone in silent to avoid disturbances while sleeping. I went to reclaim my phone, i thanked the man and offered him a few naira, but he rejected it saying, i shouldn't worry.Since it was election time, i went to the polling booth nearest to me to carry out my constitutional duties. I saw only people of voting age there, everywhere was peaceful and the security agents there were merely putting up appearances as they were just chatting with the voters. I voted for the candidate of my choice and left.
The next morning, i heard that the election results were out and that the runners-up and winner were having lunch together. I turned on my T.V set and saw for myself, in fact, they weren't just eating, a healthy conversation was going on. The winner of the presidential election asked the runners-up to advice him as to how to effectively run the country and they all sat together to discuss on how to sustain the massive success the country has been witnessing.The next day, the foreign media said that the American president has laid some rules down for Nigeria to follow, failure to do that will amount to severing of diplomatic ties.
The Nigerian president replied 30 minutes after, he told the American president to go to hell and that he won't allow his country to be ruled by foreign and anti-masses policies.I remembered that i hadn't completed my weekly hours of work mandatory for all Nigerians, i got there and saw the president dusting his trouser, he had just finished cutting the grass where he was assigned to work. I greeted him and he told me that he's expecting month end, that his monthly allowance had nearly finished, since he was also collecting the minimum wage being paid to the workers."Huum..." I woke up with a jolt slapping my ears, these mosquitoes again. So I have been dreaming. I was sweating profusely, there's no light. I stood up to take my bath, no water. I turned on my transistor radio, i heard them saying Boko haram has started again, and that robbers have killed 13 people. Oh God! Naija, happy democrazy

Thanks y'all for your wonderful contributions. I have bit torrent already installed on my laptop and avast anti-virus,I no get shaking for that one,following your instructions,I was able to start the download of some movies.
But I noticed the speed on bit-torrent was kinda slow,a 650mb movie has been downloading for over 4 hours and it is still @ 20% while a much larger file of 1.2GB i started downloading with Download manager has since finished downloading in less than an hour. Is there any way we can integrate Download manager into the torrent so as the IDM could take over the download and make it much faster??

Can someone please explain how to download movies using torrent sites/soft wares. I have many torrents softs on my system but don't know how to download movies for free with them. Please who can guide me?
Tnx y'all

ferhyntorlah: Men, ignorance isn't a good thing; it kills faster than any other disease known.

I told my dad about this post and he told me of an incident that happened to three men who were driven by a driver in a car coming from Benin to Lagos in the early 2000s.

He said they had the AC on as they were driving(long distance). When the driver got to Ore, he wanted to answer the call of nature and also inform the rest if they were interested. By then it was too late because the men were also foaming in their mouth.

He said he won't advised anyone to use AC when travelling long distance. If at all you want to use, be awake and active. If any passenger wants to sleep, let the AC be put off.

Carbon monoxide is an odourless and poisonous gas, which is inhaled when the AC is on. It prevents oxygen from being circulated around the body and once that happen, life is lost!

So my peeps, if you wanna travel, please don't use the AC. If at all you want to use, stay awake!

I totally DISAGREE with you on this logic. I am resident in Kaduna and I have on many occasions driven all the way from Kaduna to Lagos and back with the AC pumping all through the journey.
Most times if my brother or my pal is with me on the journey,we take turns to sleep while the other drives,and all these with the AC on,so I see no correlation with AC and emmission of CO2. A leaky exhaust feeding CO2 into the vehicle cannot be overwritten though but the AC?? Naaaaa

@OP...Go get a life

1st April....any mate
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A guy walks into a bar and shouts, "When I drink, everybody drinks!". Everybody is cheering him and applauding like crazy.
Feeling great, he finishes his beer, asks for another one and shouts, "When I drink again, everybody drinks again!". Once again, everybody is cheering him, he is the hero of the bar.
When he is done drinking, he pulls out his wallet and shouts, "When I pay, everybody pays!".

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I believe you know Boko Haram's camp somewhere in the North,your secret will be well guarded there,I assure you it will be so well guarded even combined UN and Naija's JTF forces won;t be able to get to it. Also make sure you sleep on it while its been guarded oh!!!

Why releasing such Intel report??..i tire 4 dis country sef..must they let d whole world know their OPS??
Is there a mole in d NA?

aanumama: Why don't you just shut the trap you call mouth! alibaba/aliexpress is not a credible site as far as i'm concern, they are scammer, you see them advertising products at a very low price and people got carried away by that hence they got scammed.
Their are lot of complaint that the Alibaba management only care about the money they collect from manufacturer and don't listen to costumer.
I've done my research well on this sites and know they are complete scam.
ps; are you a marketer for them or you are trying to sell your book.

I'll just let your above ignorant tirade slide and watch your PROFOUND MUMU-NESS eat you deeply..your name depicts it all
you are just MEAT...and meat don't know Sh*t.

FYDHI(For Your Dumb Head Info)...I have been importing lots n lots of goods from these "scam sites" and making massive income for the past one year. ASK and the know-how shall be revealed 2 u.

DEFINITION OF WAHALA:

~when the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.

~When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

~When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...:

~When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.

~ when you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord
comments "on point"""""
U go travel go villa by force.

~ when you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat! cry

~ when ur dad works at NEPA andthey take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

~ when u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.:s

~ when you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar

~ when Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just stop beg am.

~ when u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind..

ADD YOURS

Marvelous..still pondering what tools he used in the boring..and d diameter of those pencils. Men d guy's got talent.
God's work in man in display

Hello house
I am a 37yr young Deltan from Aniocha North,Onicha Olona 2 b precise and I reside in Kaduna aka Croc city...looking to hook up with any Delta girl for a serious relationship.
U can reach me on 08168256541 or email: freebies4eva@yahoo.com

Beans and fries

The third girl looks kinda odd..omnininious I must say

aanumama: Fellow Nlanders, please look before you leap! kindly go online and read reviews about alibaba.com or aliexpress.com, its not a credible site from what I've read,He who has ear let him hear!

Why is that people just show their IGNORANCE for the whole world to see?? What do you know about both sites you mentioned as scam sites??
People are making a living transacting businesses with these sites and you sit there shooting your ignorant fingers off spewing trash.
Well the holy book rightly said that PEOPLE DIE/PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE..In your case you are wallowing in ignorance for lack of info.
Alibaba.com and aliexpress.com are 2 of the most respected sites on earth..so be wise,ask questions and come out of your dungeon.

The big question remains..
How do we go about making "real" money online??
Where do we start from?
What must be done?
Please start by giving insights into the above.
Thank you

Well those are expansion joints gone awry and something needs to be done about them before it really expands.