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Jokes EtcRe: T B Joshua's Prediction For Arsenal FC by ifihear(op): 2:43pm On Jul 29, 2013
I cant laff grin grin grin
CelebritiesNile Ranger Has Own Name Tattooed Into Forehead by ifihear(op): 12:06am On Jul 28, 2013
Controversial former Newcastle striker Nile Ranger is again in the news after tattooing his surname on his forehead.
It marks another bizarre chapter in a catalogue of off-the-field indiscretions during which time Ranger's football career has hit the skids.
He was heavily criticised for posing with what turned out to be a toy gun in 2011 and then spared jail in October 2012 following an assault.
The former Barnsley man has struggled to find a club since his release by Newcastle in March under a cloud after an accusation of rape that has since become an official police charge.
The 22-year-old - who already has an array of tattoos, including a smiley face inked inside his lower lip - debuted the new art work on his Instagram account.
The picture was accompanied by the tag line: My name ‘RINGS BELLS #POWERFUL #RANGER #INKKING.'

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/nile-ranger-tattoos-own-name-onto-head-132519244.html

I say.....Sheer Madness

Jokes EtcT B Joshua's Prediction For Arsenal FC by ifihear(op): 11:50pm On Jul 27, 2013
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Jokes EtcRe: Funny: Ladies&makeups. Guys Whats Wrong With This Pics. by ifihear(m): 10:30pm On Jul 27, 2013
Babe's got Jaundice
Jokes EtcPerfect by ifihear(op): 6:56pm On Jul 27, 2013
Perfect pt. 1
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.

continued below....

Perfect pt. 2
... continued from above

Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. The question is: Who was the survivor?

continued below....

Perfect pt. 3
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. This is the end of the joke. Nothing more to read here.

Men *only* keep scrollin', continued below....

Perfect pt. 4
... continued from above. Women shouldn't read this part.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women Never Listen, either.
AdvertsRe: Download Free 77 Pages E-book On How To Make Money Online. by ifihear(m): 12:31pm On Jul 27, 2013
ediko5: Please check your spam i have re-sent it.
Seen it bro..Tnx a lot
BusinessRe: Importers Only (Free Ebook) by ifihear(m): 12:30pm On Jul 27, 2013
Where's d link??
AdvertsRe: Download Free 77 Pages E-book On How To Make Money Online. by ifihear(m): 1:03am On Jul 25, 2013
still haven't received it yet: Freebies4eva@yahoo.com
..tnx
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ifihear(m): 12:25am On Jul 25, 2013
toluxa1: Sorry about everything bro. I am honoura and your package was mistakenly sent to me with my watches. I was really surprised and I must confess, tempted also wink . If not for my relationship with CVM, omo, I think that thing twice oooo...lol. Person fit go church go do thanksgiven sef for divine provision.

Well I contacted Elena first thing the next day and I returned it through a friend who took a flight to Lagos on Saturday. I would have sent it directly to you but I asked around but no direct vehicles going from here to Benin. I hope Ifeanyi sends it back to you soonest.
For your honesty..I award you a BIG HUG from my Granny...she is one fine sweet woman..U r gonna love her..Lol grin grin grin..
BTW..God bless u as well
AdvertsRe: Download Free 77 Pages E-book On How To Make Money Online. by ifihear(m): 1:43pm On Jul 24, 2013
freebies4eva@yahoo.com

Pls shoot it to me..tnx
BusinessRe: Importers Only (Free Ebook) by ifihear(m): 1:41pm On Jul 24, 2013
YES n YES!!
ComputersRe: Inverter Users : Lets Have Your Experience by ifihear(m): 1:30pm On Jul 24, 2013
Hello House,your candid advice is needed here urgently.
I have been using an inverter for a while now but I want to know the specific loads it can power conveniently. The specs of my inverter/battery combo is:

INVERTER
Maker: Mercury
Model: Radiant 1000
Input: 220Vac-240Vac,50/60Hz, 8A max, 10
Output: 220Vac-240Vac,50/60Hz,10,1000VA,600W
Battery; 12VDC

BATTERY
SEC Ind Battery Co.
Sealed VRLA AGM
CELLYTE 12FTA 155

Battery Charging
Float Voltage: 12.25Vpc +/- 0.01Vpc @ 20-25C
Max charge Voltage: 2.35Vpc +/- 0.01Vpc @ 20-25C

I also would like to know if it can carry a SCANFROST REFRIGERATOR with the following specs:
Scanfrost Fridge
Voltage: 220-240V
Frequency; 50Hz
Input power; 68W
Refrigerant: R134a 60g
Volume: 130L
Climate Class: T

The inverter specialists in the house,your advice is sought here. Thank you
PoliticsRe: Confessions Of First Female NDA Cadets by ifihear(m): 12:35pm On Jul 24, 2013
Joavid: It is in Zaria,close to Ahmadu Bello uni
Are you sure you have ever been to Kaduna?
Do you even reside in Kaduna?
I also doubt you even know where ABU is located.

NDA is a few clicks away from Kawo,which unobtrusively is in Kaduna North and about 40-45 mins drive AWAY from Zaria(which situates ABU).
In summary..NDA Is in Kaduna Town...kapish!!

Or do you still want me 2 clear your doubtshuh
Jokes EtcSocial Addiction by ifihear(op): 3:31pm On Jul 05, 2013
Social addiction

CelebritiesRe: OJB Responds To Juliet Ibrahim Questioning His Kidney Transplant Cost by ifihear(m): 4:25pm On Jul 03, 2013
nora544: In europa you have to pay for this operation between 50 000 and 65 000 Euro and in India it is much cheaper but he has to pay for the Kidney.

Poor Indian people sell there kidney for such operation and they get only some hundred USD when they make it.
No one speaks about it. Read about it why they can make it in india.

In my country you come on a list and you have to wait for the kidney or you find a person in your family that donate it to you and on this list there are people who are rich and poor so this is for every person in my country.

There is one formel one champion he get two time a kidney first from his brother and when this kidney didnot work his girlfriend donate it to him now she is his wife.
Otuoke!! shocked shocked...I got a migraine reading this...Did you use Google translate to translate this write-up from your mother tongue??
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Defends Buying N15m Car - I Work Hard & I Can Enjoy My Money” by ifihear(m): 4:10pm On Jul 03, 2013
chaloner: Senators exchanging blow as tempers flare over State of Nation Address
LEGISREPORTS NG – A wild drama ensured today during plenary as Senators of the upper chamber of the National Assembly engaged each other in a festival of blows when tempers flared over attempts to each a decision on the State of the Nation Address Bill which was earlier passed by the apex legislative body.

During debate on the Bill which was refused assent by President Goodluck Jonathan due to certain clauses there-in, the lawmakers felt strongly on a need to veto same into law.

Tempers were flayed when moves were made by the Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu to sway lawmakers into voting that the consideration on the Bill be suspended.

LEGISREPORTS gathered that opposition Senators who felt otherwise engaged their counterparts in the Majority in a trade of words that heightened the already tensed and charged atmosphere on the floor.

Just as the show of shameful engagement ensued, a fight broke out between Senator Kabiru Marafa (CPC, Zamfara) and Senator Paulinus Igwe (PDP, Ebonyi)
http://www.weyab.com/2013/07/senators-exchanging-blow-as-tempers.html
R U A LEARNER?? BUZU
RomanceRe: Wealth Or Love? (If You Had to Pick One) by ifihear(m): 4:07pm On Jul 03, 2013
WEALTH
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ifihear(m): 11:24pm On Jul 02, 2013
ajibaby 2: Pls house who has tried Kaduna Nipost. I want to be sure of those guyz before i order for free shipping to them since it's almost the same duration if not faster than CVM's normal shipping.
Pls, any Kaduna importer in the house should help out.
I have been buying things from the US and China for the past 3years now and I collect my items at Kaduna post office without stress. You don't pay exorbitant charges except for the customs people who might intercept the package and ask you to pay for the DM(whatever this means)..aside that KD office rocks!!
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Suspends Kumuyi’s Son, Daughter-in-law by ifihear(m): 10:58pm On Jul 02, 2013
Weren't both parents present at the wedding?
Wasn't Papa K even smiling at the camera as the photographers clicked away?
Why didn't he there and then show his disapproval and insist the 'new hurriedly sewn gown" be worn?
If both couples attended DLBC why would they then move their wedding to Jamaica knowing fully well that the country's branch do not have the veto to wed them?
Abegi dere's more to this story than meets the eye...

ALL na wash..they have wedded..they have wedded..make everybody bone matter.
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ifihear(m): 5:25pm On Jul 01, 2013
maxibrainz: Get the new mtn unlimited browsing settings which you can use to browse and download unlimitedly on both your PC and phone or any internet enabled gadget you got if you interested send your to my email maxibrainz55@gmail.com take note it not free you only pay me a token to get it. Cry no more all you who have been wasting their money and credit on fake non working magic sim settings i am back with the new working mtn unlimited browsing settings, it is now or never send your request to my email now or regret later
TFYGT...Gerrout 4rm here..bum bum clot
CultureRe: Post your photos of Igbo village houses here by ifihear(m): 1:08am On Jul 01, 2013
adaobi123: Yes I have. [b]My mum showed me the song.[/b]
What color is the song?? Did it come in a Mary Kay foundation pack? grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Early Morning Snack by ifihear(m): 10:05pm On Jun 30, 2013
KOLO!!!
CultureRe: Post your photos of Igbo village houses here by ifihear(m): 9:36pm On Jun 30, 2013
Cusubaba: Standing in front of my father house at Eluama village, Isukwuato, Abia State,
Ur dress sense sucks!!..secondly r u sure dts ur father's house??...u seem 2 b sneaking a shot there..u too far 4rm d building...abi dem dey pursue u 4rm ur "father's" househuhLol
BusinessRe: Tennis and Soccer tips by ifihear(m): 6:42pm On Jun 29, 2013
@Peke...how better can we reach you?
CelebritiesRe: Oba Erediawa Of Benin Kingdom 90th Birthday Celebration (Pictures) by ifihear(m): 2:32pm On Jun 29, 2013
Akshow: Wow! He looks kind of young for 90. Many happy returns oba.
Bisjosh: Are u sure this man is 90? shocked shocked shocked shocked
Gosh!! Is it that people are too lazy to read and understand or that we have too many Olodos on NL?? Or probably the below part of the report,emboldened too was written in hieroglyphics.

"...even though the king was absent from the celebration due to health issues, his son, Crown Prince Eheneden Erediawa, represented him through the event..."
TV/MoviesRe: Nigeria's Coat Of Arms Used In A Hollywood Movie (pix) by ifihear(m): 2:24pm On Jun 29, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]the 'a' was obviously a typo.. Delete that and read it again..[/quote]Bro I wasn't talking about the "a"...I was showing surprise at you saying 'if it really is a Nigerian Coat of Arms"...does it look like the logo of Chelsea FC? grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nigeria's Coat Of Arms Used In A Hollywood Movie (pix) by ifihear(m): 9:42am On Jun 29, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju][b]If it truly is a the Nigerian Coat of arms, then I believe that they can be sued..

The coat of arms is an internationally copyright protected symbol and any misuse of it especially a gross misrepresentation like they have done in this movie is an offence..

[/b][/quote]Did you just type thathuh shocked shocked shocked

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