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Controversial former Newcastle striker Nile Ranger is again in the news after tattooing his surname on his forehead. It marks another bizarre chapter in a catalogue of off-the-field indiscretions during which time Ranger's football career has hit the skids. He was heavily criticised for posing with what turned out to be a toy gun in 2011 and then spared jail in October 2012 following an assault. The former Barnsley man has struggled to find a club since his release by Newcastle in March under a cloud after an accusation of rape that has since become an official police charge. The 22-year-old - who already has an array of tattoos, including a smiley face inked inside his lower lip - debuted the new art work on his Instagram account. The picture was accompanied by the tag line: My name ‘RINGS BELLS #POWERFUL #RANGER #INKKING.' http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/nile-ranger-tattoos-own-name-onto-head-132519244.html I say.....Sheer Madness
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Babe's got Jaundice |
Perfect pt. 1 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. continued below.... Perfect pt. 2 ... continued from above Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The question is: Who was the survivor? continued below.... Perfect pt. 3 The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. This is the end of the joke. Nothing more to read here. Men *only* keep scrollin', continued below.... Perfect pt. 4 ... continued from above. Women shouldn't read this part. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women Never Listen, either. |
ediko5: Please check your spam i have re-sent it.Seen it bro..Tnx a lot |
Where's d link?? |
still haven't received it yet: Freebies4eva@yahoo.com ..tnx |
toluxa1: Sorry about everything bro. I am honoura and your package was mistakenly sent to me with my watches. I was really surprised and I must confess, tempted alsoFor your honesty..I award you a BIG HUG from my Granny...she is one fine sweet woman..U r gonna love her..Lol ..BTW..God bless u as well |
freebies4eva@yahoo.com Pls shoot it to me..tnx |
YES n YES!! |
Hello House,your candid advice is needed here urgently. I have been using an inverter for a while now but I want to know the specific loads it can power conveniently. The specs of my inverter/battery combo is: INVERTER Maker: Mercury Model: Radiant 1000 Input: 220Vac-240Vac,50/60Hz, 8A max, 1 Output: 220Vac-240Vac,50/60Hz,1 Battery; 12VDC BATTERY SEC Ind Battery Co. Sealed VRLA AGM CELLYTE 12FTA 155 Battery Charging Float Voltage: 12.25Vpc +/- 0.01Vpc @ 20-25C Max charge Voltage: 2.35Vpc +/- 0.01Vpc @ 20-25C I also would like to know if it can carry a SCANFROST REFRIGERATOR with the following specs: Scanfrost Fridge Voltage: 220-240V Frequency; 50Hz Input power; 68W Refrigerant: R134a 60g Volume: 130L Climate Class: T The inverter specialists in the house,your advice is sought here. Thank you |
Joavid: It is in Zaria,close to Ahmadu Bello uniAre you sure you have ever been to Kaduna? Do you even reside in Kaduna? I also doubt you even know where ABU is located. NDA is a few clicks away from Kawo,which unobtrusively is in Kaduna North and about 40-45 mins drive AWAY from Zaria(which situates ABU). In summary..NDA Is in Kaduna Town...kapish!! Or do you still want me 2 clear your doubts ![]() |
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nora544: In europa you have to pay for this operation between 50 000 and 65 000 Euro and in India it is much cheaper but he has to pay for the Kidney.Otuoke!! |
chaloner: Senators exchanging blow as tempers flare over State of Nation AddressR U A LEARNER?? BUZU |
WEALTH |
ajibaby 2: Pls house who has tried Kaduna Nipost. I want to be sure of those guyz before i order for free shipping to them since it's almost the same duration if not faster than CVM's normal shipping.I have been buying things from the US and China for the past 3years now and I collect my items at Kaduna post office without stress. You don't pay exorbitant charges except for the customs people who might intercept the package and ask you to pay for the DM(whatever this means)..aside that KD office rocks!! |
Weren't both parents present at the wedding? Wasn't Papa K even smiling at the camera as the photographers clicked away? Why didn't he there and then show his disapproval and insist the 'new hurriedly sewn gown" be worn? If both couples attended DLBC why would they then move their wedding to Jamaica knowing fully well that the country's branch do not have the veto to wed them? Abegi dere's more to this story than meets the eye... ALL na wash..they have wedded..they have wedded..make everybody bone matter. |
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adaobi123: Yes I have. [b]My mum showed me the song.[/b]What color is the song?? Did it come in a Mary Kay foundation pack? ![]() |
KOLO!!! |
Cusubaba: Standing in front of my father house at Eluama village, Isukwuato, Abia State,Ur dress sense sucks!!..secondly r u sure dts ur father's house??...u seem 2 b sneaking a shot there..u too far 4rm d building...abi dem dey pursue u 4rm ur "father's" house Lol |
@Peke...how better can we reach you? |
Akshow: Wow! He looks kind of young for 90. Many happy returns oba. Bisjosh: Are u sure this man is 90?Gosh!! Is it that people are too lazy to read and understand or that we have too many Olodos on NL?? Or probably the below part of the report,emboldened too was written in hieroglyphics. "...even though the king was absent from the celebration due to health issues, his son, Crown Prince Eheneden Erediawa, represented him through the event..." |
[quote author=Okija_juju]the 'a' was obviously a typo.. Delete that and read it again..[/quote]Bro I wasn't talking about the "a"...I was showing surprise at you saying 'if it really is a Nigerian Coat of Arms"...does it look like the logo of Chelsea FC? ![]() |
[quote author=Okija_juju][b]If it truly is a the Nigerian Coat of arms, then I believe that they can be sued.. The coat of arms is an internationally copyright protected symbol and any misuse of it especially a gross misrepresentation like they have done in this movie is an offence.. [/b][/quote]Did you just type that |
. If not for my relationship with CVM, omo, I think that thing twice oooo...lol. Person fit go church go do thanksgiven sef for divine provision. 