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Comrade in crime, AJ sef

I don't believe that story one bit. No woman will be that foolish. If she can fool her husband, family, friends and whole world all these years about the Children's paternity then I don't see her being that foolish or stupid.

Believe Naija blog/whatsapp broadcast/Instastory / tweet amebo at your own risk.

Giddyperson:
I don't know how anyone has the patience for these kind of investments. I find the interest rate to this FGN Savings Bond to be ridiculously low. 13% per annum. Rich men might stash away money for their children this way, but if you're middle class and lets say you have a million naira to spare and you invest that in FGNSB for your child, at the end of the year your baby would have made only additional N130, 000.00.Since it has a 2-3 year maturity rate, at the end of two-three years he'd have made N1, 260,000.00-N1, 390,000.00. Either way adunbulivit. I don't have that kinda patience biko. Agreed, its extremely low risk but my Anambra husband would tell you to give him the money let him double it in six months rather that FGN's 8 years.

Anyway my opinion is if the sum you have to invest is not something that can reasonably help the life of the child if anything happens to you, then I'd rather invest it in hustling while there is life. Either that or I'd make riskier investments that are more profit yielding.

Nwanyi Anya ukwu Anambra, I'm not sure you'd get anything else that is 100% safe + give you a higher yield, not even in UK or US.

Abacus funds (investment one product) and gtb sks account is what I use for all my GC's. Start an Abacus fund with any amount and reinvest the interest. Transfer a fixed amount each month (their birth date preferably) to their SkS account, then move it every quarter to the Abacus account.

No withdrawal on any. Just keep topping up with even as low as 5K monthly. It will come in very handy to pay school fees or Uni fees in US one day. Definitely better than "hustling with the money", Imo.

Ps: mutual funds is good too. I'm just skeptical about FG bonds for now, but that's just me.

SamuelAnyawu:
Why accept a Custom officer friend request on facebook? you wan buy toyota muzzle for 500k

Greed. I most times feel no empathy for those scammed by "customs car auction" boys.

Their greed did them.

KanwuliaExtra:
Those were SWEEEEEEET days!
Dafur and Preselect I remember.
Life has surely gone on . . . . on and off NL.
Sweeet memories.

Yes o. That Igbo kwenu thread produced two marriages ; the ones I know and attended.

Monikers I really wish to see around:
Adeboo
Efuah
Spoilt
Minute
Chiogo

Even Grandpa Orikinla has gone awol.

Nice but last point is not applicable in Naija.

Veggies are not cheap here, unless you are in Jo's and environs.

KanwuliaExtra:
Oh yes!
Wackos full NL then ke! Both male and female!

I interacted with Olanajim and Aisha2 when I visited Nigeria in 2008. Nice people.

Surprise, Surprise.

Those two stood out in the midst of all the madness.

KanwuliaExtra:
Oh yes!
Wackos full NL then ke! Both male and female!

You and TOSHMAN for that Igbo kwenu thread sha! Lovely.

Mu Che Che

Toshmann, Ikomi and Darfur/Preselect were my nld boyfriends. That thread was crazy; no decorum, no holds,no fvcks given.

KanwuliaExtra:
Wo! They were sooooo many. Kai!
Then they started changing IDs. Chai!!!
I outlived them all ke!

Mohadana and Frankies were classic. Two wackos.

Do you remember Olanajim? He was one of the few, silent but intelligent dudes then.

KanwuliaExtra:
https://www.nairaland.com/266137/prettiest-girls-nairaland/1



https://www.nairaland.com/358413/wanna-steal-man-ladies


Hmmmmmmmm!!!!

Jkpretty was one of the cute girls too.

Who knew Majek the mad man will outlive Ras Kimono? Life

KanwuliaExtra:
https://www.nairaland.com/89552/why-nigerian-men-intimidated-strong


https://www.nairaland.com/92722/should-marry-love-stability/4

The battle with “FRANKIES”!

Hahaha

Frankies was one dude who never gave up on the road to Damascus sniff your panties. I thought Mohadana was obsessed with you until Frankies came along.

Kai

There are Fulani herdsmen in Ghana, Senegal and Burkina Faso but it's only in Nigeria that they go about killing people

KanwuliaExtra:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.pulse.ng/entertainment/celebrities/maheeda-singer-says-getting-pregnant-at-17-was-the-first-thing-she-did-right-id6969069.html?source=images

Too pretty.

JerryGeo:
Good day nairalanders
Happy sunday

I entered Abuja from east about 3 weeks ago to sort some issue for some money I was expecting this June. I really don't know anybody in Abuja so Iooked for a cheap hotel online which I got in Kubwa.

I agreed with the manager to pay 20k weekly. I paid 40k for 2 weeks which was the much I had on me. Had to reserve some money for other expenses. But unfortunately for me the money was delayed and I should be receving it 2nd week of July. I tried to explain to the manager that we could have an arrangement that I would clear the bill before i check out even with interest.

He refused and by then I have stayed a week on top. I had to call my friends owing me(the ones I memorized their numbers) if they could send me something but they were so nice to disappoint. Selling my phone to sort the bill would have been a nice idea but unfortunately for me the phone (iphone 6) was stolen on the first week of my arrival.

The manager seized my bag with my intl passport and drove me out in the middle of the night on Friday night for a bill of 20k

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Diamond
Geoffrey obi

BTW, I see you just edited your initial post to add that someone borrowed you phone, bla bla.

Wehdone sah

Una go keee unaselves with all the format and stories for this section, I swear

Which kind money you dey expect for months?

You dey find work here but you no fit work for the hotel abi? Dem thief your phone, you never chop or bath for three days but you went to cyber Cafe, sit down, create profile, compose story and post for nld or wait. . . Someone lent you his laptop/phone/iPad.

IPhone 6 legbegbe. . . Big boy

Hoekay, carry on, enablers are coming.

Is this confirmed?

A rasta kimono dey want
Nigeria must be free. . .

When flying low end airlines with stop overs, best to prepare for the worst.

Forgetting luggage and long, sudden stop overs in Casablanca is a long time trade mark of Air Maroc. It's not because it's a Nigerian flight, they do it on all their flights and routes.

They are relatively safe though as they've kept a clean slate.

fuckerstard:
Some yeye travel agent sef dey do am, before you enter your destination card don charge back.. Before you explain say na agent you're on your way back home or jail

Happened to my mum in JFK, thank God say na old mama and she was with her credit card. She paid right there again the full fare..

Credit and scammers
https://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w104/ezekielorbit/desiigner-graaa-00_zpsxmh9fvnk.gif

Name and shame. Name the travel agency. That's one way to stop them.

@OP, E Pele. Not new. Most foreign airlines will accept Cc payment but you must present yourself physically with the cc and valid identification before the travel date at any of their offices closest to you for final validation.
One of the pains of being a Nigerian.

I've been wondering about the whereabouts of the Adiukwu dude. He's just disappeared. No interviews or videos of him.

This is Nigeria.

PHC1stBorn:

Cyriacus Izuekwe reportinf live from Idumu.

This relationship journalist doesn't disappoint

Lol.

I'm surprised people are taking him or rather his/this story serious

Gloriagee:
Op asked for cheap, right

Lol, Yes. Balogun is cheap too but better quality.

See salary increment for Naija

The owner should have just thanked her as opposed to giving her 5,000 ngn.

Gloriagee:
Try jumia or konga

Last place to buy clothes unless you are looking for cheap, nonsense, lowest grade of China.

@OP, Lagos Island/Balogun

Is the boyfriend missing too?

Pictures of the bf.

Their phone record?

The picture attached is rubbish Sha.

DV is real, every reasonable adult should know that nothing is a precious as staying alive. Get out/save your head first, then take a breath of fresh air, analyze and move on.

mdfash:
Get in touch with me

Beware of scam. Lots of Scammers here with different sob stories. Verify and reconfirm before you part with your money.

Giving to Scammers = enabling scam.

Hmmmn. Chiamaka

IamD18:
Remember to use red oil and Ghana pepper when masturbating.

Lmao

Beremx:
These is make up pictures done by my younger sister. Please rate her o! In case you want make up for any occasion. Please contact 08033688904. Thanks

2/10 just for the effort.

Too loud, too many colors. Or maybe it's the camera used

This sounds nice but then you know Naija now, reality is always different.

Will be really nice if it's as easy and practical as it sounds here

Zero sympathy for people that get scammed for sending money for item they have not seen.
Una greed, una loss...

Buy only items in your locality, how hard can this be?

Ntoooor

Get HMO that covers private hospitals.

Most if not all of those doctors,especially consultants have and run their private clinics. This is the sad situation.

Your president goes to London for ear infection,so go figure.

emekabros2:
Pls Ladies if you are not ready to mother a child don't get pregnant, you know how to do it don't ask me. As we stepped out for our birthday paroll(me & my daughter) getting to oilmill fly-over before Eleme Junction we saw poeple gathering, when I heard a voice saying "the baby was crying"  as a mother i decided to stop by only for us to see this act of wickedness.

Why not take the baby to the Orphanage after nine months pregnancy. It pains me that I didn't meet the baby alive I would have the happiest person on earth today. The same child poeple are looking for is what a lady dumped on the road to die. An innocent child not given an opportunity to spend a day on earth. My prayers is that God should forgive the mother though she is this wicked.

Credit: Cosmas


Source: http://9jaggist..com/2018/06/newborn-baby-found-dead-dumped-in-sack.html?m=1

The orphanages are filled to the brim and hungry too. how many times on average does a Nigerian visit and donate to an orphanage? The owners are at loss and some folding up because of lack of funds. besides, no orphanage will receive a child from you without proper documentation unless you are talking about baby factories.

Abortion is an option. its better than going through pregnancy and dumping the child by the road side. i dont want to go into the details of what life/future lies ahead the child now: A visit to a government ran orphanage home will convince you. . .that is if the dpo does not sell the baby off to the highest bidder when the dust settles.