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Travel › Re: "My Nasty Encounter With South African High Commission" by ifyalways(f): 1:06pm On Mar 02, 2017
henrimoto:
. Aunty, hmnnnn. you no get church mind at all. "Two more months ke" !! Lol
Lol
No church mind from me to people that thinks the world revolves around them. cheesy

She never chi chomtin.
Business › Re: Woman Caught Mixing Grinded Pepper With Palm Oil And Colourings In Delta State by ifyalways(f): 12:53pm On Mar 02, 2017
Thus story no gel.

Garri, palm oil and crayon are all more expensive than pepper. How can she add all that to pepper?

It's like saying someone tries to dupe you by mixing a thousand naira notes in a wrap of five hundred notes.
Family › Re: I Want To Die, 85-year-old Woman Rejected By Children Cries Out by ifyalways(f): 12:39pm On Mar 02, 2017
This is so sad.

The children have no excuse whatsoever. They are just mean, evil, tufia!

The could take her to the village, put her on monthly allowance of as small as 10,000 ngn each month (2K each as they are 5). Let the woman now fight with the villagers, as they've labelled her as troublesome.

The lawyer is shameless.! He does not know or care where his mother is currently living.

Tufia to the kwa! Ajo umu aka si Owerre ba nne ha afo. cry

Dem type full Lagos. Denge pose, popping champagne and living large while their folks at home no see garri drink. Evil generation.

Make she place better curse on their heads before she dies. angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 10:03am On Mar 02, 2017
Efe gossips with Tboss? Wonderful shocked

About who abeg? Was Tboss a listener or fully participated? cheesy

I think Efe is feeling sidelined by his crew.

dominique:
See Efe gossiping about the other housemates with Tboss, come Monday now he will go into the diary room and nominate her, odi egwu!
His rap is not all that sef.
Culture › Re: 5 Reasons Nigerian Children Are Not Speaking Their Native Language by ifyalways(f): 8:24am On Mar 02, 2017
bentlywills:
Indigenous language is dead and buried in 9jaria



So sad!
Not in my home atleast.

My boys are fluent (speak, read and write) Igbo, Yoruba and twi.
Culture › Re: 5 Reasons Nigerian Children Are Not Speaking Their Native Language by ifyalways(f): 8:18am On Mar 02, 2017
I blame the parents 100%. No excuses.

Speak your native lingo at home with the kids, they surely would learn English/French/Espayol in school but we have parents with low esteem forming posh and all.

They will laugh sheepishly and say " my daughter only speaks English o", meanwhile na ajegunle pidgin the pikin dey nack.

Shioor cheesy
Family › Re: I Find No Joy In Anything by ifyalways(f): 8:17am On Mar 02, 2017
Sinestroo:
Wait how old do you think I am?

huhhuhhuh
You mean you started scamming at age 13? shocked

How come you still never hammer? Better go wash your head/fingers/laptop for Cele church.

OK. Enjoy your thread and stories. Finalboss might see this and dash you something.

Bye.
Family › Re: Who Works As A Maid In A Chinese Company, Says Baby Looks Exactly Like Him by ifyalways(f): 8:12am On Mar 02, 2017
Nice.

Good to know a woman can get away with Away match and it's obvious result in Africa. cheesy

The husband na real MVP.
Family › Re: I Find No Joy In Anything by ifyalways(f): 8:08am On Mar 02, 2017
17 years old?

Hahahaha cheesy cheesy grin

It's hilarious to see people taking you and your rubbish threads serious.

Did you just send me a PM? The paraga you had last night strong ooo. angry
Travel › Re: "My Nasty Encounter With South African High Commission" by ifyalways(f): 7:58am On Mar 02, 2017
She's not serious sha.

It's always clearly stated on all embassy websites to :

Never purchase tickets until you get your visa.

Apply as early as possible.

No fixed or stipulated time frame for visa processing.

If I were a visa consular staff, after reading this her rant and especially seeing she referred to them as lazy, we'll dump her application at the bottom of the pile for two more months and still deny her visa.

Her sense of entitlement is too much.
Car Talk › Re: See The New Limousine Keke Napep Spotted In Festac, Lagos by ifyalways(f): 7:44am On Mar 02, 2017
Looks nice for short distance trips like just within an estate.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 8:55pm On Mar 01, 2017
smarteez:
Guys I'm going officially #teamtboss only, bisola can suck it. Maybe a little bias for debie-rise and Bassey though.
That's it.

Tboss is gonna get sympathy votes. Can't believe a girl as old as Bisola,(she should be same age with Tboss) plus her experience as a single mom would be hating and gossiping a fellow girl cos of a silly dyke. Excuse the language but I think she's utterly senseless.

Even Tboss has totally ignored the boy and moved on.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 8:47pm On Mar 01, 2017
Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:
Simi
For real shocked

Simi told them she made 13M? From what?

They have nerves to gossip her on international TV? Wow. They are more stuuupid than I ever imagined.
Family › Re: Photos Of A Father And His Five Pretty Daughters by ifyalways(f): 8:40pm On Mar 01, 2017
Cute.

The dad looks pretty young.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 8:36pm On Mar 01, 2017
I hope Biggie puts up all of them for possible eviction again next week cos obviously the gang is back.

Bisola sure have low self esteem. Since she's back, all her catch up, two aside and gossip is all about TTT and Tboss.

Does it mean she's got no toasters real life?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 8:32pm On Mar 01, 2017
Motunrayo01:
I love Marvis Right Now, She is truly Bisola's Friend.
You think so?
Absolving TTT of all blames and saying Tboss is not smart makes her a good friend?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 8:29pm On Mar 01, 2017
Marvis na serious amebo sha.

She has called Bisola apart to talk about Tboss again. She said Tboss is pretty but not smart. Kai.

How do girls hate on each other this much cos of mere dyke?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 8:20pm On Mar 01, 2017
ovoP:
Dont forget also most hated by the viewers grin
I disagree.

People certainly love Tboss. Check the polls.

If I ever decide to vote, I'm definitely voting her. She's been hated on unnecessarily.

Can't believe that after everything, Bisola will start hating on her again and throw herself to TTT. Real shame.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 8:15pm On Mar 01, 2017
Bassey, Debbie, Uriel and Tboss are indoors while the rest are out at the garden gossiping.

TTT even said if not for his age, he would have told the hm that claimed s/he once made 13M to shut up.

Who were they talking of?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 8:11pm On Mar 01, 2017
Who dem dey gossip? Who claimed s/he made 13 million sometime in the past?

There's obviously some level of hate and new clique in the house. The following hm's are currently at the garden gossiping one of them : TTT, Bally, Marvis, Bisola, Kemen and Efe, though in all fairness, Efe isn't contributing much.

Honestly, Bisola's action leaves very little to be desired . . Throwing herself over TTT, gossiping other girls to the boys. Not a good trait for her girl her age abeg. She can spill a gf's secret to guys just to appear in their good books. She's also hating on Tboss cos she feels threatened by her presence.

I'm happy it seems Tboss have real fans viewing and voting.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 12:40pm On Mar 01, 2017
TTT is a fucking liar!

I hope Bisola is not buying his lies.

He's talking shyte about Tboss cos she didn't fall for him. Same thing Kemen did. Tboss is actually the most hated hm by fellow hm's. The boys hate her Cos she no gree give them cookie,the girls feel intimidated of her beauty.

Shame on them.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 11:33am On Mar 01, 2017
Threebear:
Is it me or that thing on Efe's lips looks like an advanced symptom of herpes? huh
I felt so too.

All that free-for-all kissing and jacuzzing. Reason I don't blame Tboss for being extra careful and picky.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 11:27am On Mar 01, 2017
Uriel knows she's going home.

Hope Biggie has arranged ambulance for her.

Marvis and Bisola still gossiping. Marvis na amebo sha. TTT is in soup, Bisola don see him.nyash finish.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 11:21am On Mar 01, 2017
Uriel trying to whine Bally using she, Debbie Rise and Bassey's love triangle as bait.

Uriel, Kemen, Debbie and TTT are obviously not happy or are scared with Bisola and Bally's return.

Seems Bisola have finally decoded TTT games
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 9:30pm On Feb 28, 2017
Housemates sleeping.

Kemen and Uriel gossiping at the garden. Uriel says she will be bold and from henceforth go for what she wants ie Bassey.

Kemen be like, I won't be angry with you or stop you from going for what you want. He also believes Tboss is now dying for him while he's gotten over her.

Amebo man. Now I understand why he has big lips. cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyalways(f): 9:26pm On Feb 28, 2017
Kemen is such a gossip! Gosh sad

Uriel always a willing partner.
Food › Re: Update On Imported ‘india Garri’: Health Minister Now Aware & Taken Actions by ifyalways(f): 8:23pm On Feb 28, 2017
Imported garri?

Is this a joke?

undecided
Travel › Re: No Passenger Fainted Aboard Turkish Airlines Flight by ifyalways(f): 8:22pm On Feb 28, 2017
I thought as much.

Impossible for star alliance member airline to fly without functioning AC.
Politics › Re: Buhari Seen In London With Feeding Bottle by ifyalways(f): 8:18pm On Feb 28, 2017
Fx55:
Omenka bu onye ugwu from Benue.
Benue bu okala uzo.

Anu enu? Mba
Anu ani? Mba

@Topic, is that "Purple drank"?
Family › Re: Have I Damaged My Manhood by ifyalways(f): 8:06pm On Feb 28, 2017
crackhaus:
You mean you ejaculate while taking a shit? Like you mean you orgasm while taking a shit? You mean sperm comes out while taking a shit? shocked shocked

I really don't know man, but it looks like you're dying.
Lmao cheesy cheesy
Scary but hilarious.

@OP, are you sure you can differentiate pus from sPeRrm?
Could be pus or some other discharge caused by an untreated STD. Hope you've seen a doctor sha?
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by ifyalways(f): 8:00pm On Feb 28, 2017
tunexman:
Thanks.Do you mean i should click on new application?
Yes please. You can actually delete the old application if it's still on your dashboard then click on new application.
Family › Re: I'm Pregnant Again!! Need Moral Support!! by ifyalways(f): 7:59pm On Feb 28, 2017
Regardless of when and how you get pregnant, people must talk. . . Behind your back,ofcourse.

Live your life for you. No child or pregnancy is a mistake. I was once there, I simply made a joke out of it ; the twin that decided to come out 7 months late. Lol

No biggie. No one actually cares when you get preggie or not, unless you are going to be a burden financially to him or her. So long as you can pay your bills, it's all good.

Rejoice and be glad. This is the story of a whole lot of women, nothing new!

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