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I want a Christmas hamper sent to my client in Abuja, Apo precisely.
Tell me your price and contents of the hamper .

Happy birthday to you and your twin.

I remember when my twin boys where fighting over a ball( they were 2 then). I rushed in to separate them and those two " wucked" boys just bit me at same time on both arms.

Well done to all the people that brokered peace offline, you guys, whoever y'all are , are the true heroes.

Thread however is an eye opener for everyone. A lot of thieves ( current and retired), scammers, bitter and frustrated souls, cowards ( always type vile with alternate moniker), naive ones, depressed souls, real broke but forming dangote here, honest and real nice people on here. One just have to be careful and like my favorite NLDer will say ( Kanwuliajara/AJ baby) . . . It starts with replying that PM!

Babe3 and Coogar, I hope you both become better persons after this.

Edwife, Be strong dear. You and your family are in my thoughts and prayers. It is well.
(((Hugs)))

I pray for all the hostages in that hotel right now. God have mercy.

ugwup:
Just like I said before, spyder880 made some clear suggestion about taking bulldozer in and the damage it will cause like creating erosion, removing some of the beacons making it difficult for identification and that is the major reason I suggest that we should use the money for bulldozer for "IKPA NRI ANI", on the other hand I will like to suggest that spyder880 should also find out what it will cost to use boys around the village to root all the trees and clear the land if the house agrees that he can use the money meant for the bulldozer for "IKPA NRI ANI". My advice to all of us that subscribed for this land is that we should not see it that the owners are trying to make us their ATM is the normal thing to do IKPA NRI ANI when you buy land from the original owners (called virgin land). Moreover I will encourage all of us to try and find out what other parts of Enugu are paying as development fee this will help us appreciate or ask question on some of the payments that is coming up from spyder880 and the owners. God will help us and give us the resources and wisdom to secure our investment.

Nri ani = omonile
My only point was : Oga Spyder should have factored that in before sales. That's a moot point and by-the-way now.

Moving on, I think it's best we use part of the bulldozer funds for this because people are not forthcoming with contributions.

Questions for Oga Spyder :
I hope the locals/ community won't start asking for various miscellaneous fees when subscribers start developing their plots ? Please include this in the nri ani agreement. This nri ani settles us and them but Ofcourse, in the spirit of fair play and peace, subscribers that want can contact and contract them for whatever services they can offer in regards building/development.

I have forgotten the second question but I will brb

Government of committee, probes and tourism. All they care about is enriching their pockets via dubious committees and appointments

When will the common man ever feel/ see this " change ?"

Cc
Whirlwind7
Spygadgets
UgwuP
Lighter note
Macjive01
glogirl
Piyke
MASTERCC

Etc, etc

spyder880:
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Well understood. I have been keeping calm since and watching things. I would have wanted to move into the land like today and start work but if the general consensus on our part is to wait, I will wait until you people order me to move.

One of them even called me this morning to ask about the date of payment but I asked them to start clearing the road I bought leading into the land (which still has some crops on it) before I will come and see them again. I love the waiting game, but if I own the land to myself, I will prefer to take possession immediately. No time for stories

I also want us to secure this land ie get it fenced asap. My problem is that people have suddenly gone awol on this thread since the fencing ish and haven't contributed much now either, unless they talk with you offline.

I'm ready to pay if there's an agreed sum, btw. Can you contact the subscribers individually and inform them of this development as some of them might not be aware ( frequent NLD)

My opinion does not represent every other person's just that they are not contributing. So you can't start fencing until this nri ani is paid? Mehn, I just want to see my investment secured that's why I'm always here talking/ typing away when something comes up.

World toilet day and no mention of late Otumba Ghadaffi the chairman of mobile toilets in Nigeria?

I will never forget the day I nearly shyte for body for Berger if not for mobile toilet. I was coming from the east some 8 years ago and after eating all the rubbish from Umunede to Sagamu,better shyte come hold me inside luxury bus. I was sweating and shivering at same time. Was suppossed to alight at Yaba but on getting to Berger bus stop and sighting a mobile toilet, I jumped out of the luxury and 5 minutes later, what a relief.

This is my shitty story.

I didn't and definitely won't read through all the pages.

Babe3 ( I will address you like I would my daughter) :
Get yourself a very very good lawyer.
I do hope you've told your family this, your mom atleast. You will need their support and ofcourse tough love as much as you can.
Minimise what you share with strangers regarding this case. Ie chats, emails etc etc. Stick with one or two people eg Jaybee.
If actually, Coogar, scammed you please NEVER back down. Take him to court or if you must settle out of Courts, use your lawyers still and make sure you are well covered, after that, stay the hell away from him, his friends and associates forever.
When all this is done and dusted, you need to take a long, deep, breathe, review your life and become a better person especially emotionally.

Coogar: ( I will address you like an e- friend and brother)
Babe has laid some very serious accusations on your person. You know the truth, I don't, but frankly, I care. If you are guilty as alleged, REACH out to her NOW and settle this amicably if possible. However, if you insist you are innocent, head to court and sue for defamation f character and whatever else.

I wish you both all the best.

brabus:
Oga spyder880, don't play into the hands of these people o. If you pay this, trust me many more are coming.
Someone in overseas (Mogadishu) will say his/her family was not duly compensated and that's how they'll begin.
At such time like this, your toughness is required. You're not going to fight and you're not going to laugh with anyone.

@subscribers, pls be patient with my Oga. It's just a matter of time.

Co-signed.

We'll definitely pay something one way or the other but not as easy and fast like we've become their ATM. They surely will need money for Xmas and school fees next year, the economy generally " squeeze face " for everyone so all of us ( them + us) gotta bend a bit for each other.

jenyfah:
Don't Laugh alone!
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man? Don't laugh alone.........

Lmao. This just came in handy after a long stressful day.

TheNonce:



Are you 1 of the women he _fucked from the "single wives club of the family section"? Because this your defence is 3 days late! Abi the egunje reach you sef?

Yes, I am. Oya do your worst

Oponu oshi coward, blabbing for 3 days non- stop with neither guts nor evidence.

Consider yourself ignored.

coogar:
the men are the actors cos whoever manages to pull coogar down would get a blöwjob from the "victim". the rat race is intense - they are all falling over themselves to outdo each other. useless bunch of idïots. you start wondering whether their priests forgot to say few prayers during their christening!

Anyhow this plays out, I'm glad you are back here. I told Babe from get-go of this saga to let go or better still pursue whatever grouse she has with you offline and I'm repeating same to you now.

@ Others, it's time to bury Coogar once and for all with evidence(s). 120 pages of hot air and fart? C'mon awon omo wobe , I don't want to believe y'all are scared or actually have NOTHING on him.

The only thing worth addressing is the 3000£ per deportee ratchet, it should be investigated.

If only Nigerians could behave like this to the politicians. . .

I can't believe my eyes. Y'all are still on this matter?

Well, Coogar is back,can anyone provide evidence(s) of what he has been accused of NOW?

It's more pathetic that men(so-called) are the main actors, running around in circles and embarrassing themselves.

Na real wao

If there's a voting for this: I vote against using bulldozer money to settle nri ani. I don't solve problems by running away from it.

Every money should be used for what it was meant for unless there's no need for it ever again, then a refund or use for something else.

We should DEAL with this nri ani ish once and for all. The community cannot and should not scare us or take us for granted and we should also not play into their hands or games abeg.

How much are we going to pay and how are we paying/ sharing this nri ani fees?

Onuokwu:
Very Annoying. You should have negotiated this at the beginning of the acquisitionm.

Yeah, Oga Spyder should have done this or at best given us a hint that other charges besides the basic ones will come up as we progress. I personally subscribe to estates cos I believe the estate developer handles ALL of such miscellaneous charges or at best factored that in before sales so that no one will be in for surprises;That's how it's done in Lagos atleast. If I buy from an estate, the developer handles " omonile".

Fence money, after nearly 3 months of disputing and long talks, we never see complete, now this.

I'm of the opinion that Oga Spyder should tell us once and for all, the total cost of other miscellaneous charges we should expect so one should plan ahead and know what to do.

Modified

Are we supposed to bear the cost of this nri ani

@Spyder880, I quoted you earlier in regards my plot you missed its payment, please check and update.

People make una come shook mouth for matter. . .in Strong Warfy voice and face.

This thread still dey?

And it brought with it lots of human Tsunami. How was that una london BBQ meet-up again ? After the raggea make una play the blues.

Abeg, make i go find money oo, January School fees is knocking.

Nigeria and bad news. Twa !

geekybabe:
Nah. someone's been messing up with my account for a while. happy that the original post was quoted. I'll put it back up.

Aiight dear.

JonTal:
Please family nairalanders come in and do justice to this thread. Don't let it turn to a chat session between @op and @Gaborone please. You will agree with me that the topic is an important one.

So, EfemenaXY, Dyt, ifyalways, Kanwulia, etc, pls come in here.

Thanks.

Whatever swings anyone's boats o jare . It's not how far, but how well.

What's love btw when there's commitment, loyalty, respect and sweet kpekus?

Does love pay rent, school fees or retirement money? After 5 years of marriage with kids love gets another meaning ooo. Who want chop love? That's school girls rhymes biko

pdppower:
That child wey write rubbish for cheque so, if to say na the check of 50million naira for the contract wey I been dey pursue for six months, wetin
I wan do the pikin na?

Weird you called that a cheque. It's an international passport.

Sweetheart
Darling
I love you

And you still dey ask questions?

The REAL AND ONLY question should be, "what are you gonna do about it"?

To make or Mar your marriage? Your choice.

Oh dear, finalllllllllllllllllllllly.

I no want know whether u are depressed or not nor care about that you wanna cheat on your wife even before the marriage proper, my own be say " where's the party at? Where's my IV?"

Cc: Slimyem

I love her cake. Yummy!!!

Sanchase:
Papilo, na slippers and socks you wear go corporate event, its either the show wasn't up to your standard or you have gone broke. However nice pic .

Obviously, you don't know Papillo,no famzing!

The Queens visited him at his guest house, "hardley suites" in VI. He was most probably resting/ relaxing but had to oblige them one or two pictures.

Awwww, lovit!!!!!!

Fayose, my crush. May the gods bless and protect him.

I love that " no apology". . . Haters can quench.