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You should be grateful they didn't bite your kini or snatched away the neighbouring school bags.

Sorry oo

Lovely!

How much? I want buy one for my crush + fanta, Fayose

IAMTHEHERO:
All these monies PMB is getting from FIRS, CRUDE SALES and CUSTOMS, please can someone tell me where he is putting them in. No CONSTRUCTION, NO INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENT,NO JOB, permit me to say this; people are really suffering under this regime.

Quoted for truth.

flinspiero:
I have been having alot of challenges
since i graduated from school some
months back. I sponsored myself through school
cos I really had nobody to help or
assist me. I have been having some health
issues which I have been managing
cos I don't have enough money to
take proper treatment. Anyone with a
good heart should please help me
with any little amount of money so I can get myself some drugs. Please I seriously need a help. I
promise to refund the person before
the month runs off. My phone no: 08124179110. Please help a brother! Thanks!

What's wrong with you and which drugs do you need?

Sorry madam.

Do whatever you have to do to heal!

MrHighSea:
I dn die. Team fufu n fresh afang soup with goat meat n palmie within arms reach delivered by 'eve'.

Ah ah

I once missed my local flight cos I was eating afang and semo @ one calabar kitchen off Toyin street.

@ Topic, I'm an unrepentant foodie.

iykbethany:
Ify thanks for clarification.
However, I would like to know what website you got the phone number from so I can remove it?
When i sacked some of my staffs few years ago i let them go with the phones i bought for them which am sure included this number you called. If you let me know the particular website I will remove it.
Thanks

oga Iyke, it was on your NLD profile. I see you've updated your profile. A quick Google search of that number still leads to you so I will suggest you get that line back or blocked.
Good afternoon

2pointonly:
world shipping service ma'am

Nna I weak after going through this thread. For this NLD?

I shake " gele" for everyone involved, it is well .

cococandy:
But how do you prevent the thing from coming in the first place?
My tummy is getting bigger and I don't want it to come then I'll start looking for cure.

Any tips?
Cc:
Chillisauce
Efemenaxy
Ifyalways
Kilode100

Use original bio oil or ori.
Avoid scratching, rub the belly gently when it itches.

Sack , fire and more sack!!!

Can the ministerial saints get to work already please!!! There's hunger in the land and no money in circulation. People are being laid off for no tangible reason, aviation ministry should query and sanction VS.

Why would they use " foreigners only" as cabin crew?

Baba go slow, please wake up !!!

lock the bedroom door and sleeeeeeeep!!!

Raiders:
how does she eat if she has no mouth

There's a slit by the left side of her face that acts as mouth.
How does she breathe? No eyes, ears?

astaghfirullah

I submit only when you love and respect me. I dey give as I dey receive Biko. Draw draw no winner

I no know Maths but both are simultaneous equation, IMO.

Typed my last post in angst. Not cool, apologies.

May God provide for us as we double up our hustle and pay for this fencing this new week. I will be praying for everyone involved in this project and I know my God never disappoints.

It is well with us all and with Ugwuanyi.

EfemenaXY:
I love strong women who aren't afraid to go against the norm while expressing themselves. Now these, I call real friends.

Shout out to Chillisauce. Cococandy. Burntpalace. Mindfulness. Ifyalways. Kanwuliajara. Love you ladies!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cogw5Wqwd_s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG9C2OnyhxY

Thank you, babes . The feeling is mutual

spyder880:
Buying an insurance against Dangote and his price hikes

We cannot wait forever , Oga Spyder .

Talk to your people please. They cannot use their own and spoil every other persons own. Put a time frame on this payment and penalty for defaulters so we can look for loan and do this.

What sort of wickedness + greed is this? Yeah, greed is spreading oneself too thin even when u know you ain't equal to the task. here was I thinking we've started our fencing already.

Pchinak:
Haba. Where are the multiple-plot owners na? When I saw people taking up multiple plots, I thought my dreams have come true, that I have finally come to be in the rich men and women's circle o. Hmmmmm, abeg make una no quench a young man's dream o, you guys better turn out to be the kind of people i was thinking o...and pay up.

My brother this is super bad and I feel you jare.

Please people pay up!!!!

This is not fair now. Is this how we are going to build this " dream" estate? Na wao!
Me that even paid for my last plot on 5th oct was thinking I paid late?
That's one huge disadvantage of estate ish .
Sighs.

spyder880:
Only these plot numbers has paid some money, (some not up to the N130,000)

Plot 10
Plot 24
Plot 26
Plot 28
Plot 37
Plot 38
Plot 39
Plot 40

I think these are the only alerts I have got, if there is anyone who has paid and not listed, notify me so I can look at my bank details again. Thank you all.

You missed out one of my plots, Oga Spyder. I will call u after service but u can re-check your records. Paid for that one on 5th October.

Palmwinetapper:
you said once the day tomis mother will find out about our relationship it will be like film trick. Hoooo can't you see her on the right to me and tomi? She seems very OK with the relationship. So who gives a fuk about your stinking opinion. you fool

So, this is actually Muna?

In sorely disappointed. Happy belated birthday still and wish you all you dream of.

justwise:
@iykbethany have you seen this^^?

iykbethany:
Yes I did reply Ify asking her what number she called she hasn't replied.
I have not communicated with her b4 and have not given her any number b4 now.

I did finally communicated with Iyke via email.

However, the number I called is on his website and its 09096185945. I took it from his profile/ website.

osnova:
u from oraifite/nnewi or ozubulu?

No.

Nowhere on the poster said she's an evangelist or preacher.

Guess the church used her picture for advert purposes ie to pull crowd.

Is that right or wrong? Bisa Nyame

Good one although I'm not surprised.

There is realllllllllllll hunger in this land, I see it everyday.

5000 ngn is nothing for some of us but believe me, it's a saving grace for a whole lot of families. Some kids start soaking garri with or without sugar, twice a day from age 1 cos that's the only thing they can afford after hawking pure water with their parents.

God have mercy.

You guys have no business entertaining over night guests for now, biko.

Your wife should manage her business alone.Worst case scenario, look for a girl to assist. 15K salary plus Lunch.

You will lose both marriage and business if that relative does not leave NOW.

Mrs Onyido( Principal actually) . . . Nye m Mgbajala.

Mrs Azokwu

Teacher Mkpuluma

Oriaku Nduka

My governor, my crush!

But it's no secret, Fayose is my Crush

blank:
You are so right. I have used or religiously for 3 years and still no hope. On the flip side, my skin is really glowing.

Lol.

I used ori and some home made recipe and though it didn't fade off, there was a noticeable difference. But some stretch marks na waya, too deep, even laser treatment might not help. Na to wear am with pride be dat.

kilode100:
I know.
Why did youthink I asked for before and after pix? This people don't chop me mugu several times.

To think I paid one mixologist 200k to remove stretchmarks one time , anyway, I had her arrested and she returned my money whilst telling me that creams alone can't fade/remove stretch marks.
Ndi ori.

200 what? Maka gini? Let me give you a personal recipe but beware, it only will diminish it's appearance, the marks won't fade off completely.
Buy floris duo ( less than 2K)
Ori
Ground sugar
Lemon

Apply floris duo to the affected parts religiously, twice a day( morning and night) there will be mild irritation but if it's severe, please stop and wear your marks with Pride
Floris duo comes in 2 bottles. After bath, use cotton bud, apply the big bottle first, allow your skin absorb it then apply the smaller bottle after 5 minutes. Use religiously for 7 days.
Result : the applied area will wrinkle and peel off. When peeling starts, please stop applying the big bottle, use only the smaller bottle and apply as often as possible. Don't use your hands to touch/ aid the peeling process.
Part 2:
After all the peeling( might take 5 days depending on skin type) a new skin/ dermis with a visibly better skin is revealed but still with some stretch marks.
Part 3:
Apply your ori twice a day on affected parts for 1 week.
Part 4:
Once a day, cut a lemon into two, remove the seeds, sprinkle some sugar on it and scrub on the affected parts. Let it absorb for 5 minutes, wash off, bath and apply your ori.
Do this for one week and go back to just ori therapy.

There should be a visible reduction in the appearance of your marks. If you or anyone else ever try this, please let's know how it goes.

PS: please if you've bleached your skin, try this at your own risk. Ify is not a cosmetologist oo.

Choi, Nigeria.

dan56:
if I remove the sim and put in another phone nko??

Password your SIM.

Keep your phone safe.

Password your phone.

Simple. It's your duty to keep your phone safe.

kilode100:
Before and after pix?

You sure you want that?
She/He is simply gonna flood the thread with Photoshopped pictures.

Once stretch marks is out, only laser can clear it out completely. Bio oil, ori etc can only do so little and over a real loooooooooooooong usuage.