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They are lovely.

Price and location? Do u do deliveries and POD cos that's the only way I'd deal as I no fit shout.

PS: I don't do BBM or whatsapp or Fbk. Thank u

Madam/Oga, check all the " big" designer names u mentioned then match it with the pictures u provided thus far.

Happy sales anyways

freecocoa:
Would you go if you were the one?

No, i will not.

I'm not one to keep any sort of communication with an ex,boyfriend or girlfriend. What exactly am

almondjoy:
Your aunt must be dissatisfied with her husband for her to be feeling like a "teenager" again. She has 2 options.

If she is not happy with her husband, she needs to tell her husband and leave the marriage. It feels like she still has feelings for the Swiss bobo.  No problem there, but she must leave her marriage first before she commits adultery and ruins her home.
   

Or,


Your aunt should be strong and face her marriage.  Just explain to "Mr. Swiss Cheese" that she is flattered but no thanks. The grass is not greener on the outside


This Swiss bobo must have a lot of guts to come into a man's house who hosted him and abuse his hospitality.  I do not know why he just can't let her be and respect the fact that she is married.

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Word!

The woman encouraged it most definitely. Whats with inviting an ex to dinner in the first place? To sing Kumbaya or compare notes with hubby? The nerves.

Hmmn

cococandy:
Nice thread kanwulia.

Ifyalways I want to see your cruise pics.

Hehehe. Ok.I will try and post some for you. Make I search my archives

AJ, you did have lots and lots of fun. I have sworn that no matter how bad condition dey, i must escape on vacation atleast once a year abeg. It's one of the secrets to longevity and good health.

Have we agreed on the fencing stuff

Ify is still asking for reduction, no matter how small.

Pchinak:
Nice. As soon as coming Saturday?

This Saturday ke? A tad too close. I get Owambe on Saturday oo. Oga Spyder, the meeting is long overdue and its a good thing someone raised it now. Please create an email list and lets discuss in camera in regards when we would be meeting . And don't forget item 7, very important and the bill is on you.

Waterway:
Spyder, let us fence ASAP.... thank goodness dangote has reduced cement price with immediate effect. If cement price is down and fencing completed, any surplus can be rolled over into other projects in the facility . fencing will add immediate value to this estate. So I will suggest we give a deadline for the ideas to come in, followed by the voting, then we adopt the price point with most votes. Let us get going on this issue ASAP.

I don't think the "so-called" cement price reduction would be implemented now,if ever sef. Old stock would have to be cleared first before any price reduction becomes effective.

spyder880:
Thank you Sir, the N400,000 was the cost of the land, but listing every other item on the deed seems unnecessary to me. How can I calculate the amount for agents, amount for other miscellaneous expenses into the deed?
About N130,000 was spent on surveyors fees and official stamping, N40,000 as money for the legal agreements and other payments like access roads which I bought about 4 plots from a neighboring family, courier service delivery, all from the N250,000 remaining.
Everything I agreed to do on this thread will be done as soon as the rains stop. I will bring in a bulldozer to grade the roads and do a small culvert to allow the entrance of vehicles. Electric poles cannot be placed anyhow now, EEDC has been making arrests for anyone who tampers with lights, but my plan is to pay them to bring in poles and connect the area. I have never said anything and not do them 100%, relax as I remember my promises.

I have no problem with the deed having 400,000 ngn as cost of land but i think there should be a receipt attached stating the total amount paid for the land ie 650K or whatever applies.It is very necessary for people like me biko. A receipt with a simple breakdown of the cost as you did on page 1 of this thread is not too much to ask for.

As per keeping to your promises,I dont think there is any doubt.Atleast not from moi.

Adesiji77:
F-F-O
Cc: lalasticlala

Correct pesin

byvan03:
She lost her baby and deactivated .

Idowuogbo:
Na....she lost her baby

Omg!
When,how?

Moca,be comforted. So so sad.

byvan03:
Hello ladies!! Please how is Moca doing?hope someone is hearing from her.

Biko, is Moca sick or something?

Ugwup and Pchinak, co-signed.

Oga Spyder, we are not waiting till next year. Review the costing once more biko. We trust you would be able to perform a magic that will bring it down to say 115,000 ngn per plot.

funlord:


This threads topic is so dumb and vacuous that it would be pointless typing out any sort of solution 4 it! Can't people see that this couple are both immature and _stupid? Tomorrow dey may fight over who did not agree 2 turn of the light before sleeping! Lolz!

Lmao!
This is just the truth.

J

Pchinak:
There's a thread he commenced building 16 rooms, I think he ended up building 12 with approximately half this number in million naira, ie 6 million naira. So I was expecting him to build two rooms with 1 million, am sure he understood me.


Ehm for the other one... Sorry ma, I guess I was carried away by looking for ways of reducing cost to meet 100K per plot levy, no vex.

Considering we are yet to do drainage and road, I join you to ask that Oga Spyder review and do something about the cost.

As per your over excitement induced post, just call Spyder, get my plot number from him and deposit 2 tippers of sand and 200 blocks. That's the only way I can get over this " toilet insult"

KanwuliaJara:
Thanks dear.
Na CARNIVAL FREEDOM.
From Galveston- Montego Bay-Grand Cayman-Cozumel-Galveston.
From Texas. No flight tickets necessary.

Internet SLOWWWWWW pass tortoise o!
Over 3000 people on the cruise.
Unless I go down to the casino or shopping areas. The higher you go, the internet SUCKS!

Abeg! No HUSBANDS for this cruise o!
We not want SUFFER-HEAD abeg! Shior!!!!
Make we begin pound FUFU and make oha/ewedu soup for ship?

Lol @ no husbands. I get it babes.

Is that Chichi x 2 grannie? If yes, she looks super good. And so do you. Have fun!!!

Phema:
Which one you think say i dey talk about before kwanu? If i hear say no be cruise. . .

Hahaha.
That means I cruise every other month then cos there's this cruise in Lagos, from Lekki to Marina. Anyways Dhow is cool, but nothing compares to 4 or more days at sea and in a stateroom with balcony.

Pchinak:
half the number of rooms in million naira, so I was expecting one million naira to..like building two rooms only while they use one of Ifyalways plot for toileting temporary till we're bouyant enough.

Thanks all.

Can you explain what this means please.
Thank you.

Phema:
Sounds like what i could do.

I had a very short cruise in Dubai and loved every minute of it. I can't wait to do one that will span for days. Too much fun!

lol

Cruise in Dubai? Wow, I have never thought of that. I have only done the Dhow dinner/night cruise. Dat one sef follow for cruise ?

spyder880:
COST OF FENCING THIS LAND
The perimeter of this land measures 851.66 meters.
When you multiply 851.66 by 3.3 feet, it comes to a total of 2810.28 feet
Now divide 2810.28 feet into 12 feet partitions and it will total to 234.19 partitions of 12 feet
Considering that in a 12 feet partition, there are about 8 blocks, we are going to work with 9 per line to allow for blocks that will be used as double standing pillars, this means we are going to need 9 blocks multiplied by 12 lines = 108 blocks per partition.
Multiply 108 by 234.19 = 25,292 as the total number of blocks needed to build this perimeter fence.
I will like to make the blocks on site, so I can economize things and produce at N80 per block (25,292 x N80) = N 2,023,360.00
We are going to need 3 bags of cement per partition 3x234= 702 bags x 1800 = N1,263,600.00
We are going to need about 60 trips of sand in total (blinding the foundation, block work) 60 x N8000 = N480,000.00
We are going to require about 20 trips of gravel for blinding, gate pillars 20 x N18,000 = N360,000.00
Digging labour N1500 x 234 partitions = N351,000.00
Blinding with concrete N750 x 234 = N175,500.00
Block work N35 x 30,000 = N1,050,000.00
Gate house construction (two rooms, two toilets) N2,000,000.00
Double entrance gate with high columns and designed fancy beams N1,200,000.00 (more pictures of this later)
Total N8,903,460.00
When you divide this total by 58 plots, we all will have to come up with N153,508.00 for each of the plots we own here. I will be waiting for inputs on or against this calculations, if you think there is something I added or omitted in the calculations, kindly point it out.
We can start this fencing as soon as possible as we need to take possession of our land since we have completed our payments, other works like planting of royal palms might be going on at the same time, the culvert waits till the rains stop.
I can move to site as soon as we agree on these costs, picture updates will be added regularly.

Well done Oga Spyder.
1. Sand : 60 trips of sand appears too much,IMO. Considering the size of this estate,I am thinking 50 trips should suffice.

2. Gravel : 20 trips is also too much. 17 trips of Sand, IMO.

3. .Digging Labour : 1000 ngn per partition ? Do they cost digging by per partition in Enugu? I was thinking digging is cost per plot? I suggest we cost digging per plot and each plot should not cost more than 4000 ngn.

4. Gate house Construction : Ok, so why do they need 2 rooms and toilets? I was thinking 1 room and toilet stands in between two gates(check attached picture) and whatever be the case 1,000,000 ngn should cover that.

5. Double entrance gate: No comment yet until i see the picture of what you have in mind.

I got some,years back at Post office, new market road Onitsha.

I no know and I no care oo.

The places that matter to me anytime I am at Ibadan are Skye bank and boriswole amala (Iwo road).

Lovely AJ. What Carnival is this ?

My first cruise was on Carnival Sensation, Miami to Bahamas. The stops at Nassau and Freeport were pure bliss. I dont know about crappy internet as it was not free and then the whole idea of vacation was to get away from the world and its wahala so we didnt bother.

Sea days and dinner times are awesome. I no do spa either, too expensive ooo,starts from $120 I kuku give body to Oga make he massage and he did a good job. lol

palserltd:
Just give us a call or an sms for that. We will glad to provide answers to all your inquiry. Thanks.

Na you waka enter thread without invitation to advertise your product and market yourself. Now, a prospectitive client is asking for a quote, and your answer is to call or/and sms. Why then did you bring your advert here

Why are u guys always hiding the cost of your services and y'all most times claim you offer the best price,quality yada yada .

Really?

Why were they sent on "forced retirement" anyone

I think its best she relocate peacefully and enjoy the rest of her days.

KolaShangOne:
Yes. I will do that once I get permission.

Please do.

You can remove the clients name in your first post so it will be anonymous.

It's cute when men back their babies.

Phema:
Buahahahahahahaha. This part killed me.

EfemenaXY:

And I'm being told that I'm being insensitive?
Howdy, Ify?

We are good , dear. Migwo

The truth is more often than not, labeled as insensitive on this forum but who cares? Emotional scamming and guilt tripping seems to be the in-thing.

In all honesty, why would someone that is unemployed, have no source of income be living in a rented apartment alone? I see women,boys, young and old out in the streets sweating it out and that includes me. You don't need capital to enter Lagos Island/Idumota and do alaboru. You don't need a certificate,experience to enter a building site and carry mixed cement and sand and a whole lot of other jobs.

Everyone wants to succeed but nobody wants to do all the dirty work. The easiest way obviously is to siddon for house, create thread on NLD and refresh it till someone is guilt tripped into parting with his/her money she/he earned doing legal dirty works.

Ademagain:
pls stop this. Yes my birthday is approaching but u are very wrong about ur statement, i ve no intention like that and i am genuine. I feel disappointed by ur statement, maybe u feel like mocking me.

I have listed the drugs. About the hospital card name is for security reasons because sunny once traced my data, my name and number and said he will treat my fvck up after elections. I can't tell u all the details here.

Anyway, what is on the hospital card is my native name. U can chose to believe and not to believe, i won't force u too.

I will even be grateful if u send the drugs.

U are trying to rubbish my claim, making me look like a fraud, u said u hve seen my eyes before, u said not so good eyes and still yet you doubt me? U make me feel sad.

Thanks very much, this is ur help.

How am i trying to rubbish your claim,biko?

Does your claims/posts make sense to even you? You went to hospital with a fake name because according to you, a nlder threatened you ? Was it NLd that sent you to the hospital or you pre-planned coming to nld to solicit for funds from get go hence the fake name because I really do not understand you.

Oh sorry so Adema is your native name while Aminu Adams Haruna is your baptismal name?

I dont even understand NLD stories no more.

The seated woman and guy looks like they are fiddling with a stolen phone.

Nothing funny about the drunk

What's the point in staying in a room you can't pay for?

Why not look for someone ( friend or family) to squat with, relocate or even get someone to squat with you?

Right here on NLD, people are looking for someone to squat with temporarily and pay for that.

So how will u feed, pay utilities and most importantly do after 3 months?

Nigerians are gradually embracing boldly, the idea of e-begging. You lock up inside house, dey refresh thread on NLD and at same you are " ashamed?"

Go outside and hustle please. Nothing is more dignified,gives more joy than money well earned.

You also owe Ugwuomu residents, a trip of sand and three bags of cement each.

Nice one Spyder. Nice.