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Wow,if I were less busy,I would have coached you guys for free.
If you guys are already working with atleast a travel agency,You are entitled to a free Amadeus basic functionality course from Amadeus though they won't give you a certificate afterwards but if you ain't working,I think it's $100 for the course @ amadeus office.(covers 1 week or less training,workbook and textbooks,certificate and lunch)

Amadeus office :
26 Oladipo Bateye street
Ikeja GRA
01-6282536
01-6282724.

I'm not Yoruba but I believe Ifa is a religion, just like voodoo.

Please, we have two more homes to visit and would need volunteers for the visitations.

The next charity flight would be coming up soon and would be @ Ijebu Ode. If you're interested in visiting with us, signify interest here or send us a mail(nairalandcharity@gmail.com)

Regards,
Tehn.

Using pampers as opposed to 'napkins and pin'

Having golden morn for breakfast instead of akamu/ogi.

Going to school with a lunch pack of noodles, eggs and juice instead of kwulikwuli, baba blue and ekpa.

When their peers push them, they go "I'll tell my mommy for you" instead of feeding the offender sand.

Rofl

@OP, it doesn't make sense to me but its a free world.
Btw, which bank accepted "son to be" as financial next of kin? Dis your tori get k-leg

Must everyone marry?

Marry @ 20 divorce @ 40 or marry @ 40 divorce @ 60, love is when and where you find it.

Really lovely pictures.

Error.

MegaMan2020: Probably Igbo. they dont really have much culture or tradition of their own so they are more likely to marry other tribes and African Americans and adopt their cultures.

I'm a Yoruba man and even though my family have no problem against others I doubt they would be too interested in me marrying an African American/Caribbean woman. It's all a culture thing at the end of the day. Marry Yoruba women, raise Yoruba children, continue Yoruba traditions. That seems to be the idea and I have no problem sticking
with it.

@Bolded,interesting and funny lies.

Ha

O putara na i choghizi Mariott? Ngwanu,Achi or Eze P ga-aba set ugbu a i mere onwe gi exclude.

Faketan na Tosh
AdablackPikin,onye na a-shun gi? Asa BlackPikin

Just give the #20 and go your merry way.

No time for tok tok.

Correct pesin.

What is the name of this "new firm" ?

Abeg go buy the whole networks (Mtn, glo, Zain, Etisalat, starcomms, mobitel, nitel) and more phones and make the whole money.

^ long story short, who are you(your office) and what do you do ?

^ a whole "you" looking for commission?

Shebi you been want "dash" your friends wife brand new "car" ?

Honourable

lookmangiw: So it was all scam. God punish una

how so

Wrong board.

Is this a vacancy or an employment opportunity?

Why are you changing usernames ?
https://www.nairaland.com/664145/vacancy

What's the name and location of this hotel?

Its "a" hotel, not an, btw.

Teachers are wanted at baptist nursery and primary school, Agungi.

Tosh, a huru m Maria na Otele na Marriott hotel. A jukwala m ihe m gara ebe ahu ime

Ihe m no wu di no 7 and definitely my last bus stop. nke a scatter, I'm coming back to Ohio ga soro ndi Rev sisters.

Nwa Darfur

Epic FAIL @ OP.

^what did the company say?

Anyhoos, their career page has all the details. You can download and submit their recruitment form online or send it as email to their human resource dept. Directly.

http://foodconigeria.com/careers.php

OP's email address has NOTHING to do with the company.

Otele-nshi.
I gbakwara ekeresimesi oma?

Afo kea, hmmn afo kea, ify ga-efe efe. Constant activity. Nwa Darfur better sit well and tight. Oge adiro

Bolom-bolom

Depends on who the elder is to you and the topic of discourse.

Eye to eye contact won't be disrespectful if its an old relative asking of your family's welfare, same for an elder asking for directions or help.

When an elder is giving counsel, settling dispute, praying or blessing a younger person, its best not to maintain eye to eye contact as it might appear rude.

My personal opinion oh.

"Me against my brother, my brother and I against our family, our family against our tribe, our tribe against other tribes, all the tribes against Somalia, and Somalia and Somalis against the world"-Somali Proverb


"Do not trade with a Somali for he deceives , if he comes to your door do not open it, and if he breaks in then pray to God for protection".-Arab saying

"The Somalis are a fierce race of republicans, constantly changing political loyalties-the Somalis lived in what amounted to a state of chronic political schizophrenia, verging on of anarchy."-Sir Richard Burton

"When the Somalis are not attacking foreign and manipulating peoples, they are attacking each other, it’s an innate almost sexual pleasure to do so, but it’s what keeps the Somali occupied"(author unknown)

"The Somali are the most savage of all African savages and are of such of a wild and inhospitable nature that no stranger can possibly live amongst them".- Col. Outram"

In Somali oral history the Hyena is a representation of cowardice and especially a representation of non-Somali peoples who are enemies towards them, while the fox who is a representation of cunning, intelligence, and deceit is important because its a representation of the Somali people".(author unknown)

"As liars the Somalis are unsurpassed. Whether the lie serves any purpose or not is of no consequence. They love lying for its own sake, and, by constant practice, they do it exceedingly cleverly".(author unkown)

"They are great liars, promise much and perform little, unless it suits their interest."-The Gentleman's magazine: Volume 282

#Whachayougonnadoboutit#